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{1293}{1333}Onward, Chauncey!
{1337}{1399}To the highest room|of the tallest tower...
{1402}{1525}...where my princess awaits rescue|from her handsome Prince Charming!
{1797}{1887}This is worse than "Love Letters".|I hate dinner theater!
{1890}{1933}Me, too.
{1965}{2013}Whoa there, Chauncey!
{2046}{2129}Hark! The brave Prince Charming|approacheth.
{2133}{2238}Fear not, fair maiden. I shall slay|the monster that guards you...
{2241}{2311}...then take my place as rightful king.
{2314}{2353}What did she say?
{2443}{2477}It's Shrek!
{2483}{2523}Whoo, Shrek, yeah!
{2577}{2627}Prepare, foul beast...
{2630}{2742}...to enter into a world of pain|with which you are not familiar!
{2746}{2807}{y:i}Happy birthday to thee|{y:i}Happy birthday to thee
{2810}{2841}do you mind?
{2849}{2925}do you mind? Boring!
{3033}{3089}Prepare, foul beast...
{3305}{3369}Someday you'll be sorry.
{3373}{3425}We already are!
{4027}{4058}Mommy...
{4153}{4237}You're right. I can't let this happen.
{4257}{4289}I can't!
{4317}{4407}I am the rightful King of Far Far Away.
{4410}{4461}And I promise you this, Mother...
{4469}{4534}...I will restore dignity to my throne.
{4645}{4671}And this time,
{4674}{4774}no one will stand in my way.
{5181}{5221}Good morning.
{5245}{5285}Good morning.
{5325}{5349}Morning breath.
{5353}{5429}I know. Isn't it wonderful?
{5445}{5489}{y:i}Good morning, good morning
{5505}{5562}{y:i}The sun is shining through
{5566}{5618}{y:i}Good morning, good morning|{y:i}To you
{5622}{5673}{y:i}And you!|{y:i}And you!
{5766}{5807}They grow up so fast.
{5810}{5861}Not fast enough.
{5910}{5975}You'll be filling in|for the King and Queen.
{5978}{6055}Several functions|require your attendance, sir.
{6058}{6137}Great! Let's get started.
{6141}{6209}Come on, lazybones. Time to get moving!
{6229}{6283}You need to get a pair ofjammies.
{6462}{6539}{y:i}I got some sleep and I needed it
{6542}{6608}{y:i}Not a lot, just a little bit
{6611}{6685}{y:i}Someone's always|{y:i}trying to keep me from it
{6689}{6757}{y:i}It's a crying shame
{6773}{6830}{y:i}It's a royal pain in the neck
{6833}{6873}I knight thee.
{7397}{7472}If you're filling in for a king,|you should look like one.
{7475}{7549}Can somebody come in|and work on Shrek?
{7593}{7629}I will see what I can do.
{8137}{8177}Yeah, wow.
{8197}{8256}Is this really necessary?
{8275}{8315}Quite necessary, Fiona.
{8318}{8385}- I'm Shrek, you twit.|- Whatever.
{8389}{8477}This isn't a rehearsal, peoples.|Let's see some hustle!
{8481}{8527}Smiles, everyone! Smiles!
{8530}{8613}I don't know how much longer|I can keep this up.
{8617}{8687}I'm sorry, but can you|just try to grin and bear it?
{8690}{8739}It's just until dad gets better.
{8789}{8821}Shrek?
{8853}{8891}You look handsome.
{8894}{8941}Come here, you.
{9285}{9397}My butt is itching up a storm and|I can't reach it in this monkey suit.
{9417}{9487}Hey, you! Come here. What's your name?
{9490}{9547}Fiddlesworth, sir.
{9550}{9577}Perfect.
{9641}{9698}Ladies and gentlemen...
{9701}{9777}...Princess Fiona and Sir Shrek!
{9881}{9923}Ahh! You've got it.
{9926}{9963}A little to the left.
{9993}{10045}That's it! That's good.
{10049}{10123}Oh, yeah! Scratch|that thing! You're on it.
{10126}{10161}Shrek!
{10278}{10305}My eye!
{10309}{10337}What are you doing?
{10494}{10518}Fiona!
{10593}{10670}- Are you okay?|- Yeah. I'm fine.
{10757}{10813}Shrimp! My favorite!
{11065}{11129}- That's it! We're leaving!|- Calm down.
{11133}{11251}Calm down? Who do you think|we're kidding? I am an ogre.
{11254}{11341}I'm not cut out for this, Fiona,|and I never will be.
{11438}{11471}I think that went well.
{11474}{11504}donkey!
{11507}{11549}Come on, Shrek!
{11561}{11638}Some people just don't|understand boundaries.
{11861}{11971}Just think. A couple more days|and we'll be back home...
{11974}{12053}...in our vermin-filled shack|strewn with fungus...
{12057}{12126}...and filled with the stench|of mud and neglect.
{12130}{12193}You had me at "vermin-filled".
{12213}{12329}And, um... maybe even the pitter-patter|of little feet on the floor.
{12341}{12405}That's right, the swamp rats|will be spawning.
{12409}{12442}Uh, no.
{12445}{12533}What I'm thinking of is a little bigger|than a swamp rat.
{12537}{12561}donkey?
{12565}{12653}No, Shrek. What if, theoretically...
{12683}{12734}...they were little ogre feet?
{12889}{12970}Honey, let's be rational about this.
{12973}{13029}Have you seen a baby lately?
{13033}{13109}They just eat and poop, and they cry...
{13113}{13194}...then they cry when they poop|and poop when they cry.
{13197}{13264}Now, imagine an ogre baby.
{13267}{13358}They extra-cry and they extra-poop.
{13362}{13448}Shrek, don't you ever think|about having a family?
{13451}{13537}Right now, you're my family.
{13633}{13685}Somebody better be dying.
{13731}{13785}I'm dying.
{13841}{13869}Harold?
{13921}{13995}don't forget|to pay the gardener, Lillian.
{13998}{14045}Of course, darling.
{14086}{14112}Fiona.
{14115}{14152}Yes, daddy?
{14155}{14221}I know I made many mistakes with you.
{14245}{14280}It's okay.
{14283}{14334}But your love for Shrek has...
{14357}{14390}...taught me much.
{14442}{14489}My dear boy...
{14493}{14571}...I am proud to call you my son.
{14574}{14649}And I'm proud to call you my frog...
{14653}{14711}...King dad-in-law.
{14714}{14849}Now there is a matter|of business to attend to.
{15097}{15169}The Frog King... is dead.
{15365}{15412}Put your hat back on, fool.
{15415}{15453}Shrek...
{15457}{15497}...please come hither.
{15589}{15621}Yeah, dad?
{15625}{15701}This kingdom needs a new king.
{15733}{15845}You and Fiona|are next in line for the throne.
{15885}{15985}Next in line. You see, dad,|that's why people love you.
{15989}{16069}Even on your deathbed,|you're still making jokes.
{16157}{16245}Come on, dad. An ogre as king?
{16249}{16309}That's not such a good idea.
{16313}{16392}There must be somebody else. Anybody!
{16395}{16520}Aside from you, there is|only one remaining heir.
{16523}{16600}Really? Who is he, dad?
{16603}{16653}His name is...
{16686}{16711}...is...
{16714}{16753}What's his name?
{16757}{16795}...is...
{16841}{16867}daddy!
{17281}{17328}His name is Arthur.
{17331}{17365}Arthur?
{17469}{17545}I know you'll do...
{17549}{17613}...what's right.
{17686}{17717}Harold?
{17721}{17758}dad? dad!
{17793}{17822}dad?
{17837}{17875}do your thing, man.
{18593}{18686}{y:i}When you were young and your heart
{18689}{18741}{y:i}Was an open book
{18789}{18888}{y:i}You used to say live and let live
{18891}{18971}{y:i}You know you did, you know you did|{y:i}You know you did
{18990}{19112}{y:i}But if this ever changing world|{y:i}In which we live in
{19133}{19233}{y:i}Makes you give in and cry
{19293}{19345}{y:i}Say live and let die
{19427}{19467}{y:i}Live and let die
{20342}{20433}{y:i}Hey, lady|{y:i}You, lady
{20457}{20509}{y:i}Cursing at your life
{20525}{20589}{y:i}You're a discontented mother
{20629}{20693}{y:i}And a regimented wife
{21309}{21385}What does a prince|have to do to get a drink here?
{21417}{21457}Ah, Mabel!
{21461}{21566}Why they call you an ugly stepsister,|I'll never know.
{21593}{21667}Where's doris? Taking the night off?
{21670}{21761}She's not welcome here,|and neither are you.
{21801}{21849}What do you want, Charming?
{21853}{21950}Not much. Just a chance at redemption.
{21989}{22024}And a Fuzzy Navel.
{22027}{22101}And Fuzzy Navels for all my friends!
{22207}{22246}We're not your friends.
{22299}{22350}You don't belong here.
{22354}{22453}You're absolutely right,|but, I mean, do any of us?
{22457}{22496}do a number on his face.
{22499}{22609}Wait, wait, wait!|We are more alike than you think.
{22613}{22706}Wicked Witch! The Seven dwarfs|saved Snow White, and what happened?
{22710}{22736}Oh, what's it to you?
{22739}{22793}They left you the unfairest of them all.
{22797}{22905}Now here you are,|hustling pool to get your next meal.
{22909}{22953}How does that feel?
{23084}{23122}Pretty unfair.
{23126}{23159}And you!
{23162}{23273}Your star puppet abandons the show|to go and find his father.
{23310}{23360}I hate that little wooden puppet.
{23363}{23410}And Hook.
{23414}{23452}Need I say more?
{23541}{23607}- And you, Frumpypigskin!|- Rumpelstiltskin.
{23610}{23673}Where's that firstborn|you were promised?
{23731}{23825}Mabel. Remember how you|couldn't get your little fat foot...
{23828}{23874}...into that tiny glass slipper?
{23938}{24022}Cinderella is|in Far Far Away right now...
{24026}{24146}...eating bonbons, cavorting with|every last fairy tale creature...
{24150}{24209}...that has ever done you wrong!
{24212}{24330}Once upon a time, someone decided|that we were the losers.
{24334}{24402}But there are|two sides to every story...
{24406}{24467}...and our side has not been told!
{24470}{24587}So who will join me? Who wants|to come out on top for once?
{24590}{24630}Who wants their...
{24634}{24709}..."happily ever after"?
{25122}{25161}This way, gents.
{25434}{25554}It's out of my hands, "senorita". The|winds of fate have blown on my destiny.
{25558}{25649}But I will never forget you.|You are the love of my life.
{25652}{25710}As are you.
{25714}{25770}And, uh, you.
{25774}{25849}I don't know you, but I'd like to.
{25878}{25909}I got to go!
{25943}{25984}I don't wanna leave you either.
{25987}{26055}But you know how Shrek is.|The dude's lost without me.
{26078}{26157}But don't worry. I'll send you|airmail kisses every day!
{26190}{26222}Be strong, babies.
{26226}{26284}Coco, Peanut, listen to your mama.
{26287}{26383}Bananas, no roasting marshmallows|on your sister's head.
{26431}{26470}That's my special boy!
{26474}{26548}Come here, all of you!|Give your daddy a big hug!
{26706}{26737}Shrek?
{26762}{26865}Maybe you should just stay and be King.
{26868}{26953}Come on. There's no way|I could run a kingdom.
{26956}{27028}That's why your cousin Arthur|is a perfect choice.
{27031}{27092}It's not that. You see...
{27095}{27202}And if he gives me trouble,|I always have persuasion and reason.
{27206}{27285}Here's persuasion... and here's reason.
{27343}{27377}Fiona...
{27380}{27458}...soon it's just going to be you, me...
{27462}{27501}...and our swamp.
{27546}{27605}It's not going to be just you and me.
{27636}{27682}All aboard!
{27710}{27777}It will be. I promise.
{27806}{27841}I love you.
{28000}{28040}That's lovely.
{28043}{28081}Bye-bye, babies!
{28263}{28292}Shrek!
{28322}{28374}- Wait!|- What is it?
{28378}{28413}I'm... I'm...
{28510}{28554}I love you, too, honey!
{28558}{28625}No! I said I'm...
{28698}{28732}You're what?
{28735}{28794}I said I'm pregnant!
{28894}{28929}What was that?
{28932}{29005}You're going to be a father!
{29050}{29093}That's great!
{29096}{29174}Really? I'm glad you think so!
{29178}{29211}I love you!
{29214}{29262}Yeah!
{29266}{29321}Me, too! You!
{29414}{29498}I'm going to be an uncle!|I'm going to be an uncle!
{29502}{29575}And you, my friend, are royally...
{30503}{30527}Home.
{30822}{30853}Shrek!
{30910}{30941}Fiona!
{31038}{31069}Fiona?
{31530}{31564}Oh, no.
{31640}{31710}Better out than in, I always say.
{31942}{31973}No, no, no!
{32026}{32087}It's okay. It's gonna be all right.
{32214}{32265}Stop! Hey, wait!
{33450}{33486}donkey. donkey!
{33490}{33519}Wake up!
{33578}{33609}dada!
{33668}{33716}Shrek! Are you okay?
{33758}{33890}I can't believe I'm going to be|a father. How did this happen?
{33894}{33994}Allow me to explain. When a man|has feelings for a woman...
{33998}{34058}...a powerful urge sweeps over him.
{34062}{34121}I know how it happened.
{34142}{34191}I just can't believe it.
{34258}{34301}How does it happen?
{34470}{34596}{y:i}And the cat's in the cradle|{y:i}and the silver spoon
{34599}{34662}{y:i}Little Boy Blue and the Man in the Moon
{34666}{34728}{y:i}When you coming home, son?|{y:i}I don't know when
{34731}{34786}"But we'll get together then, Dad".
{34790}{34837}donkey! Can you just cut to the part
{34841}{34901}where you're supposed|to make me feel better?
{34919}{34980}You know I love Fiona, boss. Right?
{34983}{35081}What I am talking about|is you, me, my cousin's boat...
{35084}{35218}...an ice cold pitcher of mojitos|and two weeks of nothing but fishing.
{35222}{35266}don't listen to him!
{35270}{35334}Having a baby|isn't going to ruin your life.
{35338}{35446}It's not my life I'm worried|about ruining, it's the kid's.
{35450}{35553}When have you ever heard the phrase|"as sweet as an ogre"...
{35556}{35614}...or "as nurturing as an ogre"...
{35618}{35722}...or "You'll love|my dad. He's a real ogre."
{35726}{35768}Okay. I get it.
{35771}{35854}It's not going to be easy.|But you got us to help you.
{35858}{35898}That's true.
{35902}{35937}I'm doomed.
{35940}{35980}You'll be fine.
{36002}{36047}You're finished.
{36102}{36165}Uh, with yourjourney.
{36362}{36468}"Wor-ces-ters-shiree"?|Now that sounds fancy!
{36471}{36503}It's Worcestershire.
{36506}{36550}Like the sauce?
{36554}{36585}It's spicy!
{36678}{36721}They must be expecting us.
{36863}{36930}What in the shista-shire|kind of place is this?
{36934}{37058}Well, my stomach aches and my palms|just got sweaty. Must be a high school.
{37062}{37089}High school?
{37093}{37130}Ready? Okay!
{37134}{37192}Wherefore art thou headed, to the top?
{37195}{37290}Yeah, we think so, we think so! And|dost thou thinkest thine can be stopped?
{37294}{37353}Nay, we thinkst not, we thinkst not!
{37479}{37575}All right, Mr. Percival,|ease up on the reins.
{37655}{37744}For lo, bro, don't burn|all my frankincense and myrrh.
{37747}{37831}I'm feeling nauseous from memories|of wedgies and swirlies!
{37834}{37946}How did you receive wedgies when you are|clearly not the wearer of underpants?
{37950}{38019}Let's just say some things|are better left unsaid.
{38022}{38120}So I was all like, "I'd rather get|the black plague than go out with you."
{38123}{38179}- Oh, totally.|- Pardon me.
{38182}{38249}- Totally ew-eth.|- Yeah, totally.
{38288}{38350}I just altered my character level|to +3 superb-ability.
{38354}{38415}Hi. We're looking for someone named...
{38418}{38527}Who rolled a +9 dork spell and|summoned the beast and his quadruped?
{38571}{38679}I know you're busy not fitting in, but|can you tell me where I can find Arthur?
{38682}{38713}He's over there.
{39198}{39303}There is no sweeter taste|on thy tongue than victory!
{39362}{39430}Strong, handsome, face of a leader.
{39434}{39513}does Arthur look like a king or what?
{39542}{39573}Sorry.
{39591}{39654}did you say you were looking for Arthur?
{39658}{39716}That information is|on a need-to-know basis.
{39719}{39760}It's top secret!
{39763}{39849}Now, gentlemen, let's away.|To the showers!
{39910}{39949}Greetings, Your Majesty.
{39952}{39989}This is your lucky day.
{40010}{40060}What are you supposed to be?
{40063}{40141}Some kind of giant mutant leprechaun|or something?
{40166}{40249}Giant mutant... You made a funny.
{40262}{40308}Unhand me, monster!
{40311}{40358}Stop squirming, Arthur.
{40362}{40417}I'm not Arthur.
{40466}{40526}I am Lancelot.
{40530}{40593}That dork over there is Arthur.
{40739}{40792}This is, like, totally embarrassing...
{40795}{40857}...but Tiffany thinkest|thou vex her so soothly.
{40861}{40942}She thought perchance thou would|ask her to the Homecoming dance.
{40946}{40972}Excuse me?
{40975}{41070}Like, whatever. She's into college guys|and mythical creatures.
{41152}{41202}Oh, Arthur...
{41206}{41294}...come out, come out, wherever you are!
{41343}{41406}You better run,|you little punk no-goodniks!
{41410}{41491}The days of donkey dumpy drawers|are over!
{41638}{41669}Hold it.
{41686}{41735}We're here for the mascot contest.
{41847}{41924}We're here for the mascot contest, too.
{41927}{41988}This is a costume?
{41991}{42039}Worked on it all night long.
{42071}{42114}Looks pretty real to me.
{42118}{42175}If he were real, could I do this?
{42215}{42255}Or this?
{42286}{42402}If it were real, that would have been|agonizingly painful.
{42406}{42482}- Now watch this!|- That's quite enough, boys.
{42486}{42577}Thank you to Professor Primbottom|and his lecture...
{42580}{42613}...on "just say nay".
{42636}{42738}And now, without further ado, let's give|a warm Worcestershire hoozah...
{42742}{42825}...to the winner|of our mascot contest, the...
{42854}{42877}...ogre?
{42927}{42982}That's right. I'm the new mascot.
{42986}{43073}So let's really try and beat|the other guys at...
{43076}{43151}...whatever it is they're doing!
{43236}{43308}This is all a bit unorthodox...
{43311}{43399}Where can I find Arthur Pendragon?
{43454}{43489}Hey, wait...
{43588}{43627}Classic.
{43630}{43671}You should be ashamed of yourself!
{43674}{43732}I didn't do it. They did.
{43847}{43889}Please don't eat me.
{43892}{43948}Eat him! Eat him! Eat him!
{43972}{44036}I'm not here to eat him!
{44071}{44134}Time to pack up|your toothbrush and jammies.
{44138}{44191}You're the new King of Far Far Away.
{44194}{44234}What?
{44271}{44372}Artie a king?|More like the Mayor of Loserville!
{44486}{44509}Burn.
{44596}{44623}Is this for real?
{44626}{44732}Absolutely. Clean out your locker, kid.|You have a kingdom to run.
{44735}{44799}So, wait... l'm really the only heir?
{44831}{44863}The one and only.
{44895}{44935}Give me a second.
{44991}{45031}My good people...
{45034}{45100}...there's a lesson here for all of us.
{45103}{45206}Next time you're about to dunk a kid's|head in a chamber pot, stop and think,
{45210}{45269}"Hey, maybe this guy has feelings.
{45287}{45344}Maybe I should cut him some slack.
{45347}{45428}'Cause maybe... just maybe...
{45431}{45520}...this guy's gonna turn out to be,|I don't know, a king?
{45523}{45644}Maybe his first royal decree will be to|banish everyone who ever picked on him."
{45647}{45716}I'm looking at you, jousting team!
{45724}{45801}And Guin? Oh, Guin.
{45822}{45853}I've always loved you.
{45898}{45960}Good friends, it breaks my heart, but...
{45963}{46047}...enjoy your stay here in prison|while I rule the free world!
{46050}{46089}Okay, let's not overdo it.
{46092}{46172}I'm building my city, people...|on rock 'n' roll!
{46175}{46220}You just overdid it.
{46439}{46478}Look at you!
{46482}{46518}You look darling.
{46522}{46574}Just precious. Look at her.
{46578}{46634}Any cravings since you got pregnant?
{46638}{46701}No. Not at all.
{46721}{46762}do you smell ham?
{46766}{46841}It's present time!
{46886}{46983}Fiona, please open mine first.|It's the one in front.
{46986}{47097}"Congratulations on your new|mess mak..." Oh, mess maker!
{47101}{47172}"Hopefully this helps.|Love, Cinderella."
{47205}{47245}- Look at that!|- What is it?
{47282}{47342}It's for the poopies.
{47345}{47382}Wait... babies poop?
{47386}{47417}Everyone poops, Beauty.
{47421}{47456}Fiona!
{47459}{47527}We all chipped in|for a little present, too.
{47549}{47586}Ta-da!
{47615}{47683}You know the baby will love it,|because I do!
{47686}{47758}Guys, that's so sweet. Thank you.
{47761}{47794}Who's this one from?
{47798}{47868}I got you the biggest one,|because I love you most.
{47871}{47944}"Have one on me. Love, Snow White."
{48013}{48052}What is it?
{48055}{48092}He's a live-in babysitter.
{48095}{48121}Where's the baby?
{48125}{48222}You're too kind, Snow,|but I can't accept this.
{48226}{48282}It's nothing. I have six more at home.
{48286}{48328}- What does he do?|- Cleaning.
{48331}{48369}- Feeding.|- Burping.
{48373}{48432}So, what are|Shrek and I supposed to do?
{48435}{48486}Work on your marriage.
{48490}{48582}Thanks, Rapunzel.|What's that supposed to mean?
{48586}{48682}Come on now, Fiona.|You know what happens.
{48705}{48753}You're tired all the time.
{48757}{48798}You start letting yourself go.
{48802}{48829}Stretch marks.
{48833}{48865}Say goodbye to romance.
{48921}{49003}I'm sorry, but how many|of you have kids?
{49006}{49044}She's right!
{49047}{49154}A baby will only strengthen the love|Shrek and Fiona have.
{49157}{49225}How did Shrek react when you told him?
{49253}{49329}When he first found out, Shrek said...
{49637}{49741}Onward, my new friends!|To our happily ever afters!
{49877}{49929}Now... bombs away!
{50325}{50393}Well, well, well. If it isn't Peter Pan.
{50397}{50456}- His name's not Peter.|- Shut it, Wendy.
{50901}{50989}Enough pillaging! To the castle!
{51429}{51464}You go! Take care of the baby!
{51467}{51543}Everybody stay calm! We're going to die!
{51649}{51700}Everyone in! Now!
{51703}{51754}Come on! Put some back into it!
{51834}{51870}We don't have time. Now go!
{51874}{51917}Quickly, ladies!
{51971}{52008}We'll hold them off as long as we can!
{52385}{52442}Where are Shrek and Fiona?
{52446}{52497}The name doesn't ring a bell.
{52501}{52541}No bell.
{52545}{52625}I suggest you freaks cooperate...
{52629}{52691}...with the new King of Far Far Away!
{52694}{52783}The only thing you're ever gonna|be king of is King of the Stupids!
{52786}{52841}- Hook!|- Right!
{52845}{52898}Avast, ye cookie.
{52961}{53001}Start talking.
{53106}{53141}- Gingy!|- Papa!
{53145}{53177}Settle down now.
{53513}{53592}{y:i}On the good ship Lollipop
{53595}{53678}{y:i}It's a sweet trip to the candy shop
{53681}{53704}You!
{53725}{53777}You can't lie.
{53781}{53869}So tell me, puppet... where is Shrek?
{53941}{54018}Well... I don't know where he's not.
{54022}{54074}You don't know where Shrek is?
{54078}{54140}It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume...
{54143}{54245}...that I couldn't exactly not say that|is or isn't almost partially incorrect.
{54249}{54281}So you do know where he is!
{54285}{54345}On the contrary,|I'm possibly more or less
{54349}{54402}not definitely rejecting the idea
{54406}{54493}that in no way,|with any amount of uncertainty...
{54497}{54520}Stop it!
{54524}{54575}...I do not know where he shouldn't be.
{54578}{54638}If that indeed wasn't where he isn't.
{54641}{54727}Even if he wasn't not where|I knew he was, it could mean...
{54730}{54784}{y:i}On the good ship Lollipop
{54787}{54893}Enough! Shrek went off|to bring back the next heir!
{54965}{55008}He's bringing back the next heir?
{55011}{55047}No!
{55077}{55153}Hook! Get rid of this new "King".
{55157}{55201}But bring Shrek to me.
{55205}{55281}I have something special|in mind for him.
{55285}{55337}He'll never fall for your tricks!
{55377}{55417}Oh, boy.
{55653}{55725}I can't believe it. Me, a king?
{55729}{55801}I knew I came from royalty, but...
{55805}{55855}...I figured everyone forgot about me.
{55858}{55948}Oh, no. In fact the King|asked for you personally.
{55951}{56013}Really? Wow.
{56045}{56098}But I know it's not all fun and games.
{56102}{56173}It really is|all fun and games, actually.
{56177}{56263}Sure, you have to knight a few heroes,|launch a ship or two.
{56266}{56370}By the way, make sure you hit the boat|just right with the bottle.
{56374}{56441}Any idiot can hit a boat with a bottle.
{56461}{56531}Well, I've heard|it's harder than it looks.
{56534}{56582}This is going to be huge.
{56585}{56701}Parties, princesses,|castles. Princesses.
{56705}{56773}You'll be living in the lap of luxury.
{56777}{56836}The finest chefs|will wait for your order.
{56839}{56910}And fortunately,|you'll have the royal food tasters.
{56914}{56954}What do they do?
{56958}{57068}Taste the food before the King eats,|to make sure it's not poisoned.
{57071}{57133}- Poisoned?|- Or too salty.
{57137}{57221}don't worry. Your bodyguards|will keep you safe.
{57225}{57279}All of them willing|at a moment's notice
{57282}{57350}to lay down their lives|out of devotion to you.
{57354}{57388}Really?
{57391}{57464}The whole kingdom will look|to you for wisdom and guidance.
{57473}{57519}Make sure they don't die of famine!
{57522}{57564}- Or plague.|- Plague is bad.
{57567}{57637}The coughing, the groaning,|the festering sores.
{57674}{57781}Festering sores!|You are one funny kitty cat.
{57797}{57830}What did I say?
{57834}{57890}We don't want Artie|getting the wrong idea.
{57909}{57937}Artie?
{58039}{58081}There goes my hip!
{58085}{58137}Artie! What are you doing?
{58183}{58234}What does it look like?!
{58298}{58358}This really isn't up to you.
{58361}{58429}I don't know anything about being king!
{58433}{58479}You'll learn on the job!
{58525}{58585}Sorry, but I'm going back.
{58589}{58647}Back to what? Being a loser?
{58733}{58770}Now look what you did!
{58789}{58881}Look what I did?|Who's holding the wheel, chief?
{58905}{58940}Shrek!
{59237}{59284}Land ho!
{59585}{59629}How humiliating.
{59653}{59723}Oh, nice going, Your Highness.
{59726}{59815}Now it's "Your Highness"?|What happened to "loser"?
{59818}{59888}If you think this is getting you|out of anything, it isn't.
{59891}{59981}We're heading back to Far Far Away|one way or another...
{59985}{60043}...and you're going to be a father!
{60046}{60081}What?
{60101}{60138}You just said "father".
{60142}{60207}King! You're going to be king!
{60210}{60282}"You're going to be king!" Yeah, right.
{60311}{60345}Where are you going?
{60349}{60408}Far Far Away... from you!
{60411}{60458}Get back here, young man!
{60506}{60565}Boss? I don't think he's coming back.
{60569}{60645}Maybe it's for the best.|He's not exactly king material.
{60649}{60726}When did you plan to tell him|you were supposed to be king?
{60730}{60797}Come on. Why would I do that?
{60801}{60874}Besides, he'll be ten times|better at it than me.
{60878}{60972}Then change your tactics|if you want to get anywhere with him.
{61029}{61073}You're right, donkey.
{61129}{61165}What about this?
{61169}{61261}- Shrek!|- Come on. It's just a joke.
{61298}{61330}Still...
{61733}{61773}Listen, Artie.
{61786}{61909}If you think this whole mad scene|ain't dope, I feel you, dude.
{61913}{62012}I'm not trying to get up in your grill|or raise your roof.
{62015}{62066}But what I am screamin' is, yo...
{62070}{62146}...check out this|kazing thazing, bazaby!
{62150}{62200}If it doesn't groove, or what I'm saying
{62203}{62273}ain't straight trippin',|say, "Oh, no, you didn't!
{62277}{62335}You're getting on my last nerve."
{62338}{62410}And then I'll know it's...|I'll know it's wack!
{62449}{62477}Help!
{62481}{62562}I've been kidnapped by a monster|who's trying to relate to me!
{62566}{62653}- Artie, wait.|- Come on! Help! Hello?
{62689}{62777}Greetings, cosmic children|of the universe.
{62781}{62827}Welcome to my serenity circle.
{62830}{62929}Please leave any bad vibes|outside the healing vortex.
{62933}{62977}Now prepare to...
{63113}{63181}I knew I should have got that warranty!
{63250}{63285}Mr. Merlin?
{63289}{63324}You know this guy?
{63327}{63429}Yeah. He was the school magic teacher,|until he had his nervous breakdown.
{63433}{63513}Technically, I was merely a victim|of a level 3 fatigue.
{63517}{63567}At the request of my therapist,
{63570}{63657}and the school authorities, I retired|to the tranquility of nature
{63661}{63713}to discover my divine purpose.
{63749}{63830}Can I interest anyone|in a snack or beverage?
{63834}{63860}Uh, no.
{63863}{63943}Sure you don't want to try|my Rock Au Gratin?
{64013}{64048}It's organic.
{64051}{64109}Thanks. I ate a boulder on the way in.
{64113}{64183}We need directions to Far Far Away.
{64186}{64247}"We"? Who said I was going with you?
{64250}{64355}I did. People are counting on you,|so don't try to weasel out of it.
{64358}{64408}If the job's so great, you do it.
{64421}{64523}Understand this, kid. No more|Mr. Nice Guy from here on out.
{64526}{64581}That was your Mr. Nice Guy?
{64585}{64631}Yeah, and I'm going to miss him.
{64634}{64740}Why don't you go terrorize a village|and leave me alone!
{64743}{64852}Was that a crack about ogres? You get|your royal highness to Far Far Away...
{64855}{64952}...before I kick it there!|Now, which way am I kicking?
{64955}{64999}I could tell you, but since you're
{65002}{65063}in the midst|of a self-destructive rage spiral,
{65066}{65127}it would be karmically irresponsible.
{65130}{65218}Self-destructive...?|Are you going to help us or not?
{65222}{65284}Most definitely, but only after you
{65287}{65364}take the journey to your soul!
{65367}{65400}I don't think so.
{65403}{65495}It's either that|or primal scream therapy.
{65545}{65609}All right. Journey to the soul.
{65629}{65673}Now, all of you,
{65677}{65737}look into the Fire of Truth
{65741}{65812}and tell me what you see.
{65881}{65925}Ooh, charades!
{65929}{66043}Okay, I see a dutch fudge torte|with cinnamon swirls!
{66046}{66109}Okay, monster... go for it.
{66317}{66357}I see a rainbow pony.
{66361}{66407}Excellent work! Now the boy.
{66410}{66446}This is lame.
{66449}{66503}You're lame! Now just go for it.
{66541}{66573}Okay.
{66593}{66699}There's a baby bird and a father bird|sitting in a nest.
{66702}{66750}Yes! Stay with it!
{66770}{66866}The dad just flew away. Why did|he leave the little bird all alone?
{66882}{66965}It's trying to fly,|but it doesn't know how to.
{66986}{67038}It's going to fall!
{67154}{67250}Proper head case you are.|Really messed up.
{67330}{67450}Okay, I get it. The bird's me.|My dad left. So what?
{67738}{67802}Look, Artie, um...
{67906}{67973}Just thought I'd help set the mood...
{67976}{68056}...for your big heart-to-heart chat.
{68258}{68338}I know what it's like|to not feel ready for something.
{68394}{68450}Even ogres get scared.
{68470}{68538}You know... once in a while.
{68586}{68677}I know you want me|to be king, but I can't.
{68680}{68749}I'm not cut out for it,|and I never will be.
{68770}{68830}Even my own dad knew|I wasn't worth the trouble.
{68834}{68910}He dumped me at that school|first chance he got...
{68926}{68982}...and I never heard from him again.
{69022}{69114}My dad wasn't really|the fatherly type, either.
{69126}{69178}I doubt he was worse than mine.
{69198}{69229}Oh, yeah?
{69233}{69330}My father was an ogre.|He tried to eat me.
{69350}{69403}I guess I should have realized it.
{69406}{69509}He bathed me in barbecue sauce and|put me to bed with an apple in my mouth.
{69554}{69614}I guess that's pretty bad.
{69670}{69723}It may be hard to believe,
{69726}{69809}what, with my obvious charm|and good looks,
{69813}{69883}but people used|to think I was a monster.
{69886}{69974}And for a long time, I believed them.
{70022}{70060}But after a while,
{70064}{70148}you learn to ignore|the names people call you
{70152}{70208}and just trust who you are.
{70258}{70334}You know... you're okay, Shrek.
{70354}{70440}You just need to do a little less|yelling and use a little more soap.
{70472}{70511}Thanks, Artie.
{70514}{70602}The soap's because|you stink... really bad.
{70630}{70690}Yeah... I got that.
{70786}{70855}This place is filthy!
{70862}{70900}I feel like a hobo.
{70930}{70997}I'm sorry, but this|isn't working for me.
{71000}{71109}Everything's always about you.|It's not like your attitude is helping.
{71113}{71201}Maybe itjust bothers you|I was voted fairest in the land.
{71205}{71255}You mean in that rigged election?
{71258}{71330}Give me a break. "Rapunzel, Rapunzel...
{71333}{71408}...let down thy golden extensions!"
{71411}{71526}Ladies, let go of your petty complaints|and let's work together!
{71598}{71669}So I guess the plan is|we just wander aimlessly
{71673}{71723}in this stinkhole until we rot.
{71726}{71811}No, we get inside and find out|what Charming's up to.
{71814}{71879}I know he's a jerk and everything,
{71882}{71982}but that Charming|makes me hotter than July.
{72014}{72046}That's it!
{72718}{72775}Come on! This way!
{72778}{72802}Rapunzel, wait!
{73030}{73074}Charming, let go of her.
{73078}{73141}But why would I want to do that?
{73274}{73297}What?
{73301}{73423}Say hello, ladies,|to the new Queen of Far Far Away.
{73519}{73562}Rapunzel, how could you?
{73566}{73620}Jealous much?
{73623}{73681}Soon you'll be back|where you started,
{73685}{73748}scrubbing floors|or locked away in towers.
{73751}{73838}That is, if I let you last the week.
{73894}{73956}Pookie, you promised not to hurt them.
{73959}{74055}Not here, kitten whiskers.|daddy will discuss it later.
{74073}{74133}Now forgive us.|We have a show to put on.
{74137}{74215}Shrek will be back soon,|and you'll be sorry.
{74218}{74252}Sorry?!
{74255}{74357}don't you realize once Shrek|sets foot in Far Far Away...
{74361}{74403}...he's doomed?
{75351}{75390}Look out! They got a piano!
{75394}{75474}Kill them all... except the fat one.
{75478}{75582}King Charming has something special|in mind for you, ogre.
{75586}{75617}King Charming?
{75620}{75644}Attack!
{75795}{75823}Artie, duck!
{76172}{76202}Ready the plank!
{76579}{76619}- Shrek!|- Help!
{77082}{77113}Cowards!
{77117}{77173}What has Charming done with Fiona?
{77177}{77239}She's going to get what's coming to her.
{77253}{77370}And there ain't nothing|you can do to stop him!
{77374}{77434}- We've got to save her.|- But she's so far far away!
{77457}{77512}Get yourself back|to Worcestershire, kid.
{77515}{77599}No, Shrek. Hold on. I've got an idea.
{77602}{77657}I am a buzzing bee.
{77673}{77749}Mr. Merlin?|They need a spell to get them...
{77753}{77825}...I mean us, back to Far Far Away.
{77829}{77911}Forget it. I don't have that kind|of magic in me anymore.
{77914}{78003}How about a hug?|That's the best kind of magic.
{78006}{78063}Please. I know you can do it.
{78066}{78109}I said forget it!
{78113}{78145}But...
{78322}{78360}What's with you?
{78393}{78469}It's just so hard, you know?
{78485}{78584}They need to get back,|'cause their kingdom's in trouble.
{78587}{78648}'Cause there's a really bad man.
{78651}{78693}It's just so hard!
{78697}{78748}Take it easy.
{78751}{78832}No! I don't think you understand!
{78835}{78944}There's a mean person doing|mean things to good people.
{78947}{78988}Have a heart, old man.
{78991}{79091}They really need your help to get back.|Why won't you help them?!
{79183}{79221}Okay.
{79225}{79272}I'll go get my things.
{79339}{79368}Piece of cake.
{79371}{79456}Well, well. You want eggs with that ham?
{79459}{79548}I am a little rusty, so there|could be some side effects.
{79551}{79586}- Side effects?|- don't worry.
{79590}{79680}Whatever it is, no matter|how excruciatingly painful,
{79683}{79759}it will wear off eventually. I think.
{79806}{79860}- Oops.|- You sure about this?
{79863}{79962}If Artie trusts him,|that's good enough for me.
{79965}{80010}Even if his robe doesn't cover...
{80013}{80074}Alacritious expeditious...
{80078}{80142}...a- zoomy-zoom-zoom!
{80146}{80213}Let's help our friends get back...
{80279}{80311}...soon!
{80487}{80525}It worked!
{80734}{80807}I haven't been on a trip|like that since college!
{80818}{80848}donkey?
{80851}{80919}What? Is something in my teeth?
{80978}{81097}Oh, no! I've been abracadabra-ed into|a Fancy Feastin', second-rate sidekick!
{81154}{81251}At least you don't look|like some kind of bloated pinata!
{81254}{81304}You should think about going on a diet!
{81307}{81417}You should get yourself a pair of pants.|I feel all exposed and nasty!
{81458}{81513}So you two think this is funny?
{81573}{81617}I'm really sorry, guys.
{81620}{81679}don't be. You got us back, kid.
{81815}{81866}How in the Hans Christian Andersen
{81870}{81936}am I supposed to parade around|in these goofy boots?
{81939}{82007}Hey, hey, hey!|Be very careful with those.
{82042}{82121}They were made in Madrid|by the finest...
{82138}{82185}You'll learn to control that.
{82255}{82375}Seriously. Ow! You need some comfort|inserts or arch supports or something.
{82523}{82640}Watch it. I'm walking here|and I'm gonna keep going until...
{82643}{82669}Pinocchio!
{82687}{82736}Shrek! Help me!
{82739}{82816}- What happened?|- charming and the villains took over!
{82819}{82909}Fiona and the Princesses got away.|Now she's...
{82913}{82949}She's what?! What?!
{83006}{83049}Puss! Loan me five bucks.
{83053}{83106}You heard him. Help the brother out.
{83109}{83160}do you see any pockets on me?
{83163}{83207}Hold on a second.
{83267}{83367}I had no idea, really. I... I swear.
{83395}{83448}Quick! Where is Fiona?
{83451}{83541}Charming has her locked away|someplace. You have to find him!
{83545}{83613}He's probably getting ready|for the show!
{83617}{83673}Wait, Pinocchio! What show?
{83793}{83850}"It's a Happily Ever After After All".
{83853}{83909}"Shrek's final performance"?
{83913}{84012}Shrek! You didn't tell us|you were in a play!
{84015}{84098}I guess I've been so busy|I forgot to mention it.
{84102}{84139}The ogre! Get him!
{84171}{84227}don't worry, "jefe". I got this.
{84384}{84423}Uck! Kill it!
{84447}{84570}Look. don't you know who|he thinks he is? How dare you!
{84573}{84610}We're dealing with amateurs.
{84614}{84732}He's a star, people! Hello?|I'm so sorry about this, Mr. Shrek.
{84735}{84772}I'm going to lose it!
{84775}{84866}Is everything ready? You did get|the list for the dressing room?
{84870}{84944}Breakfast croissant stuffed|with seared sashimi tuna.
{84947}{85026}And I hope you have the saffron corn|with jalapeno honey butter.
{85029}{85101}Our client cannot get|into his proper emotional state
{85105}{85148}withoutjalapeno honey butter!
{85151}{85185}I just lost it.
{85203}{85264}They should talk to Nancy|in Human Resources.
{85267}{85351}Oh, we will have much to say|to Nancy, I promise!
{85391}{85480}"With this sword, I do..." No. "With..."
{85483}{85571}"With this sword, I do smote thee!"
{85593}{85652}Is "smote" the right word? "Smoot"?
{85655}{85700}I don't think that's a word.
{85703}{85807}Maybe I should just "smite" him.|Let's try this again. Now...
{85835}{85911}Shrek attacks me.|I pretend to be afraid.
{85929}{86034}"Now the kingdom will get the happily|ever after they deserve. die, ogre!"
{86037}{86125}Blah, blah, blah. Oh,|itjust doesn't feel real enough!
{86171}{86220}Who told you to stop dancing?!
{86223}{86258}Wink and turn.
{86262}{86339}What are you laying around for?|Get up! Honestly!
{86547}{86624}Our happily ever after|is nearly complete, Mummy.
{86627}{86680}And I assure you...
{86683}{86803}...the people of this kingdom|will pay dearly for every second...
{86831}{86871}...we've had to wait.
{86909}{86944}Break a leg.
{86947}{87013}On second thought,|let me break it for you.
{87017}{87120}Thank goodness. I was afraid|you wouldn't get back in time.
{87123}{87162}Where's Fiona?
{87165}{87267}don't worry. She and the others|are safe... for now.
{87487}{87567}Let me guess. Arthur.
{87583}{87632}It's Artie, actually.
{87635}{87755}This boy is supposed to be|the new King of Far Far Away?
{87801}{87832}How pathetic.
{87835}{87904}Stand still, so I won't make a mess.
{87907}{87989}Charming, stop! I'm here now.|You got what you wanted.
{87993}{88033}This isn't about him.
{88051}{88155}Then who's it about?|I'm supposed to be king, right?
{88187}{88292}You weren't really next in line|for the throne.
{88295}{88329}I was.
{88332}{88412}But you said the King|asked for me personally.
{88415}{88459}Not exactly.
{88462}{88497}What does that mean?
{88500}{88560}I said whatever I had to say, all right?
{88563}{88652}I wasn't right for the job,|so I needed some fool to replace me.
{88655}{88743}And you fit the bill. So just go!
{88817}{88866}You were playing me the whole time.
{88869}{88912}You catch on real fast, kid.
{88915}{88989}Maybe you're not|as big of a loser as I thought.
{89143}{89200}You know, for a minute...
{89203}{89249}...I actually thought...|- What?
{89252}{89336}That he cared about you? He's an ogre.
{89339}{89383}What did you expect?
{89622}{89719}You really do have a way|with children, Shrek.
{90015}{90106}{y:i}Leave me out with the waste
{90110}{90180}{y:i}This is not what I do
{90183}{90272}{y:i}It's the wrong time
{90275}{90340}{y:i}She's pulling me through
{90343}{90432}{y:i}It's a small crime
{90435}{90498}{y:i}And I got no excuse
{90501}{90559}{y:i}And is that all right, yeah?
{90594}{90643}{y:i}Is that all right with you?
{90663}{90767}{y:i}Is that all right, yeah?
{90779}{90875}{y:i}If I give my gun away when it's loaded?
{90927}{91039}{y:i}If you don't shoot it|{y:i}how am I supposed to hold it?
{91115}{91184}{y:i}Is that all right?|{y:i}Is that all right?
{91187}{91269}{y:i}Is that all right with you?
{91273}{91284}"No".
{91284}{91293}"No".
{91301}{91345}Had we stayed put like I suggested,
{91349}{91416}we'd be sipping tea|out of little heart-shaped cups.
{91419}{91456}Yeah, heart-shaped cups.
{91459}{91522}And eating crumpets|smothered with loganberries.
{91526}{91564}Yeah, loganberries.
{91567}{91612}- Shut up, Cindy.|- Yeah, shut up.
{91615}{91684}- No, you shut up.|- Stay out of this.
{91687}{91754}Who cares who's "running the kingdom"?
{91757}{91835}- I care.|- You should all care.
{91930}{92000}I have your badge number, tin can!
{92003}{92048}- donkey?|- Princess!
{92051}{92075}Puss?
{92078}{92176}I am Puss, stuck here|inside this hideous body.
{92179}{92204}And I'm me!
{92207}{92234}But you're...
{92237}{92301}Everything's fruity in the loops,|but what happened is
{92305}{92352}we went to high school,|the boat crashed
{92355}{92416}and we got bippity-boppity-booped|by the magic man.
{92420}{92473}You poor sweet things.
{92476}{92509}I don't get it.
{92513}{92602}The cat turned into a little horse|that smells like feet. What's to get?
{92606}{92638}Who dat?
{92641}{92666}Where's Shrek?
{92669}{92765}Charming has him. He plans to kill Shrek|tonight in front of the whole kingdom!
{92799}{92899}All right, everyone.|We need to find a way out now.
{92902}{92987}You're right.|Ladies, assume the position!
{93104}{93133}What are you doing?
{93151}{93184}Waiting to be rescued.
{93187}{93234}You've got to be kidding me.
{93237}{93304}What else can we do? We're just four...
{93307}{93386}...I mean three, super-hot princesses...
{93389}{93487}...two circus freaks, a pregnant ogre|and an old lady!
{93507}{93611}Excuse me. Old lady coming through.
{93817}{93861}Mom!
{93864}{93966}You didn't think you got your fighting|skills from your father, did you?
{93969}{94035}Excuse me. There's still one more.
{94279}{94335}Why don't you just lie down?
{94399}{94468}Okay, girls, from here on out...
{94471}{94530}...we take care of business ourselves.
{94939}{95048}{y:i}The Far Far Away Theatre at the|"Charming Pavilion is proud to present"...
{95051}{95093}..."It's A Happily Ever After"|{y:i}After AII."
{95097}{95176}Enjoy your evening|of theatrical reverie, citizen.
{95179}{95259}Oi! No food or beverages in the theater!
{95591}{95624}Places, everyone!
{95747}{95774}Easy!
{95778}{95871}Sorry. I was showing off|for the little one.
{95889}{95975}It's Bring Your Kids to Work day.|Come here, beautiful.
{96051}{96123}Well, she's got your eye.
{96153}{96271}Who would have thought a monster like|me deserved something as special as you?
{97270}{97343}{y:i}Little birdies, take wing
{97363}{97426}{y:i}Flitting down from the trees they appear
{97429}{97489}{y:i}And to chirp in my ear
{97519}{97591}{y:i}All because I sing
{98301}{98327}Move it! Go!
{98485}{98527}My babies!
{98551}{98575}Help!
{99667}{99715}Hey, how's it goin'?
{99971}{100017}C to the K. The coast is clear.
{100021}{100084}Let's do this. Go, Team dynamite!
{100087}{100179}I thought we agreed to use the name|Team Super Cool.
{100182}{100236}I recall it was Team Awesome.
{100239}{100285}I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.
{100289}{100336}Okay! From henceforth,
{100339}{100438}we will be Team Alpha Super Awesome|Cool dynamite Wolf Squadron.
{100441}{100543}"Ach de liebe!" There is some strange|little girl over there staring at us!
{100565}{100598}Artie!
{100601}{100634}Wait, wait!
{100637}{100690}Where is the fire, "senor?"
{100693}{100742}Please. don't act so innocent.
{100745}{100836}You both knew what was going on|and kept it to yourselves.
{100839}{100877}It's not like it seems.
{100881}{100949}It's not? I think it seems pretty clear.
{100952}{101012}He was using me. That's all.
{101016}{101074}Using you? You really don't get it.
{101077}{101149}Shrek only said|those things to protect you.
{101165}{101277}Charming was going to kill you, Artie!|Shrek saved your life.
{101531}{101569}Cue the spot!
{101661}{101722}{y:i}I wait alone up here
{101725}{101790}{y:i}I'm trapped another day
{101793}{101870}{y:i}Locked up here, please set me free
{101873}{101946}{y:i}My new life I almost see
{101949}{102014}{y:i}A castle, you and me
{102017}{102140}{y:i}Yes, a castle, you and me
{102189}{102215}Cherubs!
{102309}{102401}{y:i}Tis I, Tis I|{y:i}Upon my regal steed
{102404}{102443}{y:i}Princess, my love
{102446}{102513}{y:i}At last you shall be freed|{y:i}I'm strong
{102516}{102563}{y:i}And brave|{y:i}And dashing my way there
{102573}{102709}{y:i}With speed! With might!|{y:i}With soft and bouncy hair!
{102733}{102823}{y:i}- Through the blistering desert|{y:i}- Hot!
{102826}{102899}{y:i}- Across the stormiest sea|{y:i}- Wet!
{102902}{102950}{y:i}Facing creatures so vile
{102953}{102980}{y:i}Foul!
{102984}{103083}{y:i}So you can gaze upon me!
{103114}{103170}{y:i}I knew you'd come for me
{103173}{103265}{y:i}And now we finally meet
{103269}{103304}{y:i}I knew you'd wait
{103307}{103416}{y:i}And from my plate of love you'd eat
{103893}{103973}{y:i}Who is this terribly ugly fiend|{y:i}Who so rudely intervened?
{103977}{104021}{y:i}Will Charming fight or flee?
{104024}{104049}{y:i}Please rescue me!
{104053}{104093}{y:i}From this monstrosity!
{104097}{104217}{y:i}Fear thee not, honey lamb!|{y:i}I will slice this thing up like a ham!
{104245}{104281}Oh, boy.
{104284}{104370}{y:i}You are about to enter a world of pain
{104373}{104477}{y:i}With which you are not familiar!
{104560}{104665}It can't be any more painful|than your lousy performance.
{104753}{104801}"Prepare, foul beast."
{104852}{104930}Prepare, foul beast, your time is done!
{104933}{105009}Could you kill me and then sing?
{105045}{105086}Be quiet!
{105089}{105189}I'm just having fun with you.|That's actually a very nice leotard.
{105192}{105222}Thank you.
{105225}{105276}do they come in men's sizes?
{105349}{105391}Now that be funny!
{105394}{105441}Enough!
{105499}{105590}Now you'll finally|know what it's like...
{105593}{105678}...to have everything you worked for...
{105681}{105778}...everything that's precious to you,|taken away.
{105781}{105861}Now you'll know how I felt.
{106037}{106077}Sausage roll!
{106493}{106554}Pray for mercy from Puss!
{106557}{106593}And donkey!
{106598}{106624}d
{106888}{106918}Hi, honey.
{106921}{106994}Sorry we're late. You okay?
{106997}{107053}Much better, now that you're here.
{107117}{107242}So, Charming, you want to let me out of|these so we can settle this ogre-to-man?
{107245}{107349}Ooh, that sounds fun.|But I have a better idea.
{107729}{107787}No! Let go of me!
{107790}{107889}You will not ruin things|this time, ogre. Kill it.
{107981}{108024}Everybody, stop!
{108068}{108118}Oh, what is it now?!
{108121}{108152}Artie?
{108384}{108443}Who thinks we need|to settle things this way?
{108545}{108634}You mean you want to be villains|your whole lives?
{108637}{108729}But we are villains!|It's the only thing we know.
{108732}{108790}You never wish|you could be something else?
{108793}{108876}Easy for you to say. You're not|some evil enchanted tree.
{108880}{108946}You morons! don't listen to him! Attack!
{108949}{109017}What Steve means is|it's hard to come by honest work
{109020}{109068}when the whole world's against you.
{109072}{109113}Right. Thanks, Ed.
{109117}{109222}Fair enough. You're right.|I'm not a talking tree.
{109225}{109252}But you know...
{109255}{109330}...a good friend once told me...
{109333}{109454}...just because people treat you|like a villain, or an ogre...
{109457}{109505}...orjust some loser...
{109541}{109587}...doesn't mean you are one.
{109656}{109749}What matters most|is what you think of yourself.
{109752}{109855}If there's something you really want,|or someone you want to be...
{109858}{109945}...the only person standing|in your way is you.
{109957}{110000}- Me?|- Get him!
{110003}{110037}No, no, no!
{110040}{110110}What I mean is each of you...
{110113}{110168}...is standing in your own way.
{110261}{110321}I always wanted to play the flute.
{110325}{110413}I'd like to open up a spa... in France!
{110416}{110525}I grow daffodils. And they're beautiful.
{111693}{111769}A new era finally begins!
{111813}{111853}Now all of you...
{111873}{111931}...bow before your King!
{112085}{112141}You need to work on your aim.
{112197}{112266}This was supposed to be|my happily ever after!
{112269}{112329}Well, you need to keep looking...
{112377}{112427}...because I'm not giving up mine.
{112553}{112581}Mommy?
{112853}{112905}It's yours if you want it.
{112921}{112977}But this time it's your choice.
{113521}{113546}Author!
{113549}{113629}Artie! Artie! Artie! Artie!
{113733}{113805}Excuse me. That's my seat.
{113829}{113944}Okay, "Senor" Hocusy-Pocusy, the time|has come to rectify some wrongs!
{113947}{114008}Though I have been enjoying|these cat baths.
{114011}{114047}Please say you didn't.
{114050}{114096}All right! Look.
{114099}{114178}You'll feel a pinch and possibly|lower intestinal discomfort...
{114181}{114237}...but this should do the trick.
{114339}{114398}- Are you...?|- I'm me again!
{114401}{114456}- And I am not you!|- All right!
{114493}{114521}Oops.
{114569}{114603}Ah, never mind.
{114699}{114796}What did I tell you?|The kid's going to be a great king.
{114800}{114885}Well, for what it's worth,|you would have, too.
{114921}{114993}I have something|much more important in mind.
{115605}{115635}Finally.
{115797}{115829}dada.
{115880}{115985}{y:i}Was I wrong about the world?|{y:i}It's a beautiful new place
{115988}{116048}I smell Shrek Junior!
{116051}{116115}{y:i}Where else could a creep like me
{116118}{116184}{y:i}Meet such a pretty face
{116187}{116281}{y:i}Meeting every day with the rising sun
{116349}{116418}{y:i}Looking up, it's looking like
{116421}{116485}{y:i}My losing streak is done
{116507}{116538}Peek-a-boo!
{116541}{116573}Peek-a-boo!
{116650}{116694}A bouncy, bouncy, boy!
{116697}{116762}{y:i}Used to always feel like
{116765}{116829}{y:i}Wished that I was dressed better
{116853}{116893}Where's the baby?
{116897}{117001}{y:i}Never had a lot of luck|{y:i}Until I finally met her
{117229}{117325}{y:i}Meeting every day with the rising sun
{117389}{117441}{y:i}Looking up, it's looking like
{117457}{117525}{y:i}My losing streak is done
{117577}{117633}{y:i}My losing streak is done
{117893}{117957}Well... what shall we do now?
{118341}{118381}I got it.
{118537}{118642}Puss and donkey, baby!|Once again, come on!
{118645}{118756}{y:i}I want to thank you for letting me|{y:i}be myself
{118760}{118786}{y:i}Again!
{118789}{118834}Look at my hips!
{118837}{118962}{y:i}I want to thank you for letting me|{y:i}be myself
{118965}{119001}{y:i}Again!
{119128}{119164}- Break it down!|- Let's go!
{119168}{119225}{y:i}Stiff all in the collar
{119269}{119321}{y:i}Fluffy in the face
{119373}{119433}{y:i}Chit chat chatter trying
{119465}{119517}{y:i}Stuffy in the place
{119569}{119637}{y:i}Thank you for the par-tay
{119665}{119710}{y:i}But I could never stay
{119713}{119745}I'm sorry.
{119761}{119833}{y:i}I got many things on my mind
{119865}{119917}{y:i}But the word's in the way
{119941}{120066}{y:i}And I want to thank you for letting me|{y:i}be myself
{120069}{120101}{y:i}Again
{120125}{120173}{y:i}Different strokes for different folks
{120176}{120262}{y:i}Thank you for letting me be myself
{120265}{120301}{y:i}Again
{120353}{120389}Break it down!
{120413}{120489}Puss and donkey, baby!|Puss and donkey, baby!
{120501}{120541}Puss and donkey, baby!
{120573}{120625}{y:i}Dance to the music
{120669}{120725}{y:i}All night long
{120773}{120829}{y:i}Everyday people
{120869}{120921}{y:i}Sing a simple song
{120969}{121029}{y:i}Mama's so happy
{121073}{121121}{y:i}Mama start to cry
{121173}{121233}{y:i}Papa's still singing
{121261}{121345}{y:i}You can make it if you try|{y:i}So try!
{121373}{121466}{y:i}Thank you for letting me be myself
{121469}{121501}{y:i}Again
{121573}{121666}{y:i}Thank you for letting me be myself
{121669}{121710}{y:i}Again
{121713}{121782}Come on, donkey. do something right!
{121785}{121843}Put the hoofs together!|Put the hoofs together!
{121869}{121970}Stomp your boots, baby! Stomp your|boots, baby! Stomp your boots, baby!
{121973}{122066}{y:i}Thank you for letting me be myself
{122069}{122105}{y:i}Again
{122157}{122266}{y:i}I want to thank you for letting me|{y:i}be myself
{122269}{122296}{y:i}Again
{122299}{122370}Thank you, thank you, thank you.
{122373}{122450}{y:i}Want to thank you|{y:i}Just to be my
{122453}{122522}"Because I just want to be my"...|{y:i}See?
{122525}{122590}{y:i}Can I, can I thank you!|{y:i}Can I
{122593}{122637}Yes! Yes!
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