{134}{172}Mr. Jazz.
{294}{360}- Yo, what up, pop?|- Home fry.
{414}{489}- Will's in the kitchen.|- I can wait.
{512}{626}- Why don't you sit|here a little closer?|- Don't mind if I do.
{639}{754}- Will you just get away from me?|- I love a woman who's hard to get.
{756}{833}In that case, I want to marry you|and have your child.
{835}{894}I'm down with that, too.
{957}{1015}- Sorry, Jazz.|- That's okay.
{1017}{1096}I got a great view of her running out.
{1150}{1249}- What up, J?|- Yo, Prince, I need a favor.
{1251}{1335}Anything, man.|How many times you helped me out?
{1337}{1372}Seven.
{1448}{1509}- What do you need?|- A date.
{1541}{1628}- Say no more!|- I want you to date my sister.
{1641}{1687}Say a lot more.
{1738}{1824}She just moved out here.|She hasn't had a date yet.
{1826}{1933}- Prince, she really needs a man.|- But does she look good?
{1976}{2061}Sure she does.|Good looks run in my family.
{2112}{2250}Okay, Jazz.|Look, you know I'd do anything for you.
{2252}{2311}- You're like a brother to me.|- Check.
{2313}{2430}Which means that your sister should be|like a sister to me, not a girlfriend.
{2432}{2535}If it doesn't work out,|it could jeopardize our friendship.
{2537}{2604}I'm willing to take that risk.
{2638}{2734}Look, my brother, I have to give this|some serious thought.
{2736}{2856}- Can I bring her by just to meet you?|- Yeah, that's chill.
{2858}{2963}Cool. Tonight, 8:00 sharp.|And try to smell good.
{3108}{3196}Yo, big boy.|Give your sweet mama some sugar.
{5536}{5603}Okay. I did my budget|just like you told me.
{5605}{5727}- Good for you. Let me see.|- This is the amount I made last week.
{5729}{5843}These were my expenses.|I spent five times more than I made.
{5869}{5941}This budget thing is pretty easy.
{6095}{6202}Yo, G! Chill, man!|Whatever you do, don't open that door.
{6204}{6334}- Please, Lord, tell me|it isn't the police.|- No. It's my boy, Jazz.
{6336}{6377}Much worse.
{6426}{6501}Hey, G. $10 says I ain't home.
{6513}{6592}It doesn't quite say it loudly enough.
{6628}{6764}- Do I hear $15?|- G, you gonna do a brother like that?
{6766}{6871}- My life's at stake.|- I took that into consideration.
{6908}{7012}- Why don't you want to see Jazz?|- It's his sister I don't want to see.
{7014}{7109}- Jazz is trying to set me up.|- Jazz has a sister?
{7225}{7295}Nice to meet you, Dad.
{7494}{7583}Mr. Jazz and Miss Janet.
{7755}{7807}Prince, here she is.
{7811}{7901}Janet, Will. Will, Janet.
{7929}{7988}You don't have a goatee.
{8038}{8075}Excuse me?
{8077}{8186}Hi, I'm Vivian Banks, Will's aunt.|And this is my husband Philip...
{8188}{8261}and our daughters Hilary and Ashley.
{8273}{8372}- It's nice to meet you.|- Hey, meet me again.
{8404}{8470}Why don't we all take a seat?
{8555}{8678}May I get you anything, Master William?|A dribble bib?
{8754}{8822}How long have you been in town?
{8824}{8920}I just moved here.|I got a scholarship to go to UCLA.
{8922}{9004}We certainly know who got the brains|in your family.
{9006}{9075}Yeah, but Janet ain't stupid.
{9172}{9288}So, Mrs. Banks,|Jazz tells me you're|a college professor.
{9290}{9339}That's right. I teach English.
{9341}{9453}And Mr. Banks, Jazz tells me|you're a professional wrestler.
{9597}{9681}I'm afraid he was|mistaken. I'm a lawyer.
{9683}{9752}My apologies. I was misquoted.
{9839}{9924}I went to UCLA.|Do you want to use my books?
{9926}{10013}Thanks. I was thinking|of buying used books.
{10025}{10084}Well, these aren't used.
{10121}{10203}- Come take a look at them anyway.|- Okay.
{10223}{10316}Jazz, I'm going to go into the kitchen|for a snack.
{10319}{10398}When I come back, I want you gone.
{10446}{10516}Guess I got plenty of time then.
{10629}{10688}Will, I think Janet likes you.
{10690}{10760}I definitely think she's up on me.
{10762}{10892}You know, it's probably not too late|to get that spinach out of your teeth.
{10941}{10997}So, what do you think?
{11009}{11126}Brother, do the words|"boing-yoing-yoing"|mean anything to you?
{11152}{11257}I can't wait to go out with your sister.|Thanks for putting me "D," man.
{11259}{11399}Man, I'm having second thoughts.|See, Prince, you're|like a brother to me.
{11410}{11484}If you date my sister|and it doesn't work out...
{11486}{11554}it could jeopardize our friendship.
{11586}{11646}I'm willing to take that risk.
{11690}{11777}In that case,|how much are you willing to give?
{11781}{11814}Give?
{11824}{11938}You know, to take her out.|I'd sure look good in this jacket.
{12026}{12079}I should have known.
{12132}{12176}The hat, too.
{12199}{12237}The hat.
{12397}{12475}Let me get a good look at this shirt.
{12514}{12636}I must say|Mr. Jazz's sister is quite a charmer.
{12638}{12750}Yes, she is. Makes me question|the whole theory of genetics.
{12781}{12903}Come on, Philip, it was awfully nice|of Jazz to introduce Will to his sister.
{12905}{12950}He's a good friend.
{13029}{13113}My brothers and sisters,|I've got a date.
{13298}{13417}- You know what would be fun?|- I can think of a couple of things.
{13454}{13581}It would be fun to take your cousin|Ashley out sometime. I love kids.
{13595}{13701}- Yeah, word. Kids are great.|- Do you want kids of your own?
{13703}{13788}- Definitely.|- You'd be a great dad.
{13801}{13847}You, too, baby.
{13916}{13994}I probably shouldn't tell you this...
{14016}{14113}but the moment I saw you|I knew we'd be great together.
{14115}{14208}I hope it wasn't|the leather jacket that did it.
{14219}{14323}Don't be silly. You're not wearing|the jacket now, are you?
{14352}{14413}And I never will be again.
{14449}{14512}Clothes don't make the man.
{14527}{14622}And, Will, you are my man.
{14714}{14753}Oh, man.
{15037}{15109}Maybe we should look at the menu.
{15141}{15220}If I can get my eyes to focus.
{15244}{15310}I am getting a little hungry.
{15312}{15423}Baby, have the lobster, have the caviar.|Anything you want.
{15429}{15548}I know I don't want lobster and caviar,|they're much too expensive.
{15566}{15654}You're right.|We are going to be great together.
{15715}{15795}- Hi, I'm Gia.|- Hi, I'm Will.
{15800}{15861}- You ready to order?|- We certainly are.
{15863}{15935}- Not.|- Then I'll come back.
{15960}{16057}William, can we get one thing straight?
{16134}{16259}When you are with me, I don't want you|to be looking at other women.
{16366}{16492}- What other women?|- Please. I saw you|looking at that waitress.
{16494}{16618}So you can just put those googly eyes|back in your head, all right?
{16660}{16740}Hello? I said, all right?
{16796}{16840}All right.
{16876}{16908}Gia?
{16987}{17080}I'd like the swordfish and a salad.|No dressing.
{17084}{17138}What about you, Will?
{17147}{17193}I'll have the...
{17427}{17554}- I'll have the steak. Rare.|- Steak is really unhealthy.
{17566}{17673}- Do you need another minute?|- No. He'll have the|same thing I'm having.
{17675}{17765}Plus a baked potato.|No butter, no sour cream.
{17767}{17819}- Thank you.|- Got it.
{17950}{18000}I like sour cream.
{18036}{18078}You used to.
{18103}{18181}From now on,|you need to watch that cholesterol.
{18183}{18269}I'm not having my husband dying|of a heart attack at 40...
{18271}{18357}and leaving me to raise|six kids by myself.
{18527}{18565}Six kids?
{18583}{18670}That's right, baby.|Three girls, three boys.
{18672}{18775}And don't even think about naming|one of them William.
{18801}{18876}Janet, hold on. Wait a minute.
{18963}{19060}Don't you think it's a little early|to be talking about marriage?
{19062}{19159}Excuse me?|Then what did you have in mind?
{19178}{19263}I don't know.|Dinner, maybe a dance or two.
{19274}{19319}Is that right?
{19321}{19428}A moment ago, you were chewing|on my earlobe, Mr. Niblet.
{19487}{19549}Did you think you could|sample the milk...
{19551}{19635}without putting a down payment|on the cow?
{19695}{19747}I ordered lemonade.
{19776}{19858}You're not gonna drink it.|You're cutting out sugar, too.
{19860}{19970}No husband of mine will sit around|getting fat and watching TV all day...
{19972}{20096}and leaving me with all the work|of raising six kids by myself. No.
{20189}{20262}- But...|- But, nothing.
{20291}{20372}And look at me when I'm talking to you!
{20524}{20594}William, who are you looking at?
{20743}{20855}Hi, Hilary. Did a guy named Michael call|while I was in the shower?
{20857}{20969}- No. Who is he?|- Just a boy in my class.
{20981}{21066}- Do you like him?|- Sort of.
{21080}{21169}- Was he supposed to call?|- He said he would.
{21171}{21237}I can't stand it when men do this.
{21239}{21336}They say they'll call,|so you wait and wait.|And nothing.
{21338}{21449}Do they think we have nothing better|to do than sit by the phone?
{21585}{21670}Hello? Hello, Michael.
{21756}{21875}I'm glad you found a time|that was convenient for you to call.
{21884}{21941}No, Ashley is not here.
{21973}{22079}I don't know where she is.|She may not be back for several days.
{22102}{22179}- Hilary!|- I know what I'm doing.
{22212}{22267}You want her to call you back?
{22269}{22384}Yeah, that'll be happening,|Mr. God's Gift to the Fifth Grade.
{22480}{22555}Don't you feel great?|Brisk walk in the morning...
{22557}{22637}and now you're exercised|and ready to start the day.
{22639}{22724}Yeah. We got any more|of those pecan rolls?
{22770}{22874}Aunt Viv, Uncle Phil, I need your help.|I'm having girl problems.
{22876}{22960}- Didn't your date go well last night?|- No.
{22966}{23085}What's the matter, baby?|You like Janet more than she likes you?
{23118}{23167}I don't think so.
{23209}{23259}Well, I sure liked her.
{23261}{23358}I hope so, since we'll probably|be living here with our six kids.
{23360}{23443}- Kids?|- She told me last|night we're having six.
{23445}{23506}Not anytime soon, I hope.
{23508}{23613}She doesn't want to start a family|until we've finished graduate school...
{23615}{23705}worked at least five years|and have complete dental benefits.
{23707}{23828}- That sounds very sensible.|- Aunt Viv, this is all|before we had salads.
{23849}{23916}Why don't you tell her|you're not interested?
{23918}{23989}I tried, man. She just won't listen.
{23994}{24039}It's like Fatal Attraction.
{24041}{24174}I'm telling you, if we had a bunny,|dude would be on the stove right now.
{24307}{24426}- Come on, Will.|- I'm telling you,|this babe is tripping.
{24428}{24540}She's already telling me|what to do, what to eat, where to look.
{24542}{24598}Well, women get like that.
{24691}{24791}- Get like what?|- You know.
{24820}{24935}No, Philip, I do not.|Women get like what?
{24969}{25009}Like that.
{25169}{25232}You say something, William?
{25245}{25332}Master William,|Mr. Jazz is here to see you.
{25353}{25397}Thank you, G.
{25458}{25568}What do women get like? I am waiting.
{25626}{25661}Hello!
{25840}{25893}Prince, is your uncle here?
{25895}{25965}I think I dislocated my hip|last night dancing.
{25967}{26049}I don't want to risk getting thrown out.
{26076}{26168}Yo, man, what's up?|Come on, man, that tickles.
{26205}{26291}I want my clothes back, Jazz.|You set me up with a maniac.
{26293}{26367}Your sister's the bossiest woman|in the world.
{26369}{26462}- I know.|- You know?
{26470}{26554}She gets on my last nerves.|Ever since she moved out here...
{26556}{26651}she's been hanging out at my place,|bossing me around all the time.
{26653}{26731}I had to pawn her off on some sucker.
{27003}{27048}Setting me up.
{27088}{27219}Between you and the Humpty Dance,|I'll get a metal plate put in my butt.
{27221}{27335}You deserve it. Your sister showed up|here at 7:00 to pick out my clothes.
{27337}{27398}By 10:00, she phoned five times.
{27400}{27527}I'm telling you, she'd be here now|if she wasn't out|shopping for my beeper.
{27580}{27669}Are you saying your relationship|isn't working out?
{27673}{27737}What relationship? I just met her.
{27741}{27842}If you're thinking about breaking up|with her, you better think again.
{27844}{27922}Last guy that tried to cut her loose...
{27934}{27983}it wasn't pretty.
{28012}{28106}Dude, he's walking and all, but still.
{28226}{28307}- What am I supposed to do?|- I say, marry her.
{28356}{28442}You can stop that.|Homes, I'm breaking up with her.
{28444}{28547}Well, if she kills you,|can I have that shirt?
{28613}{28725}- No, you can't have this shirt, Jazz.|- I got an idea.
{28758}{28854}I set you two up|to get her out of my face, right?
{28862}{28945}So why don't you set her up|with some other sucker?
{28959}{29075}I ain't living like|that. What guy deserves|a woman like your sister?
{29077}{29118}Hi, fellas!
{29246}{29326}Hope you don't mind,|I borrowed your Public Enemy tape.
{29328}{29411}- You like Public Enemy?|- They're not half bad.
{29679}{29751}That used to be my favorite song.
{29792}{29925}You know, Carlton, I misjudged you.|You're a lot cooler than I thought.
{29932}{29998}You want to go|to the club with us tonight?
{30000}{30058}Sure, but I don't have a date.
{30060}{30147}Carlton, never bring a sandwich|to a buffet.
{30239}{30305}And what is boyfriend having?
{30331}{30424}The green-grass salad|with blue-cheese dressing.
{30496}{30575}- Nix the blue cheese.|- Got it.
{30647}{30703}Janet! Kiss, kiss.
{30774}{30872}- Janet, meet Toni. Toni, Janet.|- Oh, Janet.
{30874}{30967}I have a sister named Jane,|but we call her Amy.
{31018}{31069}You know Carlton and Will.
{31071}{31171}And a little further down|on the evolutionary chart, Jazz.
{31192}{31238}She noticed me.
{31279}{31367}- Hi, Carlton. Hi, Will.|- How you doing, Toni?
{31390}{31496}- That's my cousin's best friend.|- Do I look like I care?
{31545}{31652}Aren't you feeling well, Janet?|You seem a little cranky.
{31728}{31847}She's just kidding around, Carlton.|That's what makes her so much fun.
{31849}{31936}Will, this is a great jacket.
{31982}{32018}Thanks.
{32059}{32134}Are you, like, saying grace or what?
{32159}{32237}Yeah, I've been praying a lot lately.
{32244}{32323}If you don't stop talking|out of the side of your mouth...
{32325}{32409}you're going to be talking|like that permanently.
{32459}{32512}Break out the Midol.
{32603}{32657}Would you ladies care to join us?
{32659}{32770}Maybe later. We have to see|if anyone better is here first.
{32790}{32909}- Isn't that Patrick Swayze?|- I don't know. You tell us, Carlton.
{32911}{32997}You see, Janet, not only|is Carlton brilliant and handsome...
{32999}{33068}he also knows everybody who's anybody.
{33070}{33171}- Ain't that right, Jazz?|- Does he know Janet Jackson?
{33189}{33240}William, ever since we got here...
{33242}{33341}you've been going on and on|about Carlton this and Carlton that.
{33343}{33433}Boy, save your charm|for the girl on your arm.
{33446}{33535}Someone has her rude hat on tonight.
{33629}{33697}William, my soda is warm.
{33730}{33767}Yo, Gia.
{33814}{33862}I need more ice.
{33886}{33957}You need more ice, what?
{34002}{34096}I need more ice in my warm soda.
{34159}{34232}You need more ice, please.
{34303}{34441}- What did you say to me?|- He said, "You need more ice, please."
{34494}{34532}Heads up.
{34626}{34713}Will, I'm sorry. I've|got to say something.
{34723}{34844}Janet, your behavior this evening|has been completely unacceptable.
{34846}{34883}Carlton.
{34903}{34976}Where I come from,|manners count for a lot.
{34978}{35031}I'm sorry I've got to say this...
{35033}{35135}but I simply can't sit back|and allow this rudeness to continue.
{35137}{35239}You owe every one of us an apology,|especially that poor waitress.
{35241}{35362}If you refuse, we're taking you home|and continuing the evening without you.
{35364}{35421}Do I make myself clear?
{35609}{35679}You know, I'm going to miss him.
{35701}{35770}Do I make myself clear?
{35943}{35994}Yes, Carlton.
{36277}{36379}Carlton was a little bit of that.|I didn't know he had it in him.
{36381}{36436}He stood right up to Janet and said:
{36438}{36537}"Baby, that's about all that lip|I'm going to have."
{36575}{36658}Boys, you've got a lot to learn|about women.
{36660}{36755}Carlton has obviously|been watching me in action.
{36799}{36890}Now, Will, your Aunt Vivian|can be quite bossy at times.
{36892}{37011}But when she starts bossing me around,|I don't let it bother me.
{37013}{37114}I just say no in a|strong, masculine voice.
{37116}{37191}And when I say no, she jumps.
{37237}{37277}Excuse me.
{37352}{37401}What did you say?
{37414}{37499}I don't know.|How long have you been there?
{37552}{37654}I came in on, "Your Aunt Vivian|can be quite bossy sometimes."
{37656}{37709}You didn't hear the part where I said:
{37711}{37817}"Boys, the rest of this statement|is completely untrue."
{37846}{37933}Philip, you better|sleep with one eye open.
{38013}{38083}I got her just where I want her.
{38178}{38279}You know, I've learned something|from all this, Jazz.
{38284}{38379}- You know what every woman wants?|- Rib tips?
{38498}{38610}No, Jazz.|Every woman wants a man to take control.
{38623}{38682}That's what Carlton did with Janet.
{38684}{38787}If he can make it work for him,|imagine what I could do.
{38796}{38870}You did an excellent job|on those apology notes.
{38872}{38951}- I'll mail them right away.|- Mail them?
{38960}{39072}- I'm sorry, Carlton.|I'll hand-deliver them.|- That's better.
{39110}{39155}I'll get your coat.
{39241}{39307}I really should write a book.
{39429}{39528}Okay. Jazz, I know how to check a woman.|Watch this.
{39566}{39606}Yo, Janet!
{39719}{39818}Peep this here, baby.|We're going out tonight.
{39843}{39897}I'm gonna choose the place.
{39899}{40015}I'm gonna eyeball any honey|that I darn well please, all right.
{40017}{40141}Then I'm gonna order a steak|with a big bucket of|blue-cheese dressing.
{40152}{40209}Do I make myself clear?
{40220}{40342}The only thing clear about you|is the space between your ears.
{40501}{40568}Why the hell didn't that work?
{40591}{40702}You got the theory right.|You just ain't got the technique.
{40757}{40811}Take notes. Hilary!
{40861}{40894}What?
{40941}{41074}Hilary, your behavior|at the club last night|was completely unacceptable.
{41083}{41168}Where I come from,|manners count for a lot.
{41177}{41280}Now, I'm sorry to have to say this,|but I simply can't sit here...
{41282}{41358}and allow this rudeness to continue.
{41364}{41421}Do I make myself clear?
{41557}{41597}Come here.
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