00:00:00:Synchro Cama
00:01:09:Commander Logar,|they're speaking English.
00:01:12:Can we have it in Turkish|from the start?
00:01:17:Sure thing!
00:02:59:l'd believe it if it were possible|however, this is no good.
00:03:04:What's no good, man?
00:03:06:Look dear, l've been a publisher|for 12 years now.
00:03:09:l've never seen|such a nonsense.
00:03:12:Are you listening?
00:03:13:Forget about publishing, this|is a UFO, something l've witnessed.
00:03:17:l've seen this, shouldn't|l have taken a picture?
00:03:19:Besides, l have a friend who made love|to an alien, l'll bring him to you.
00:03:25:Bring him, the other one too.|We'll create some synergy here.
00:03:30:-But these are fake.|-Hake?
00:03:32:Fake man fake... Phony.
00:03:34:lt says here Ktahya Porcelain.|Look.
00:03:41:Well, l shot this in Ktahya.|There's nothing wrong with it.
00:03:45:ldiot. Why are you|using a magnifier?
00:03:48:l've been on the road|for ten hours.
00:03:50:Which way are you going, son?
00:03:52:Hah! Just what l needed!|l'm going a long way pops. Move on.
00:03:56:-Give me a lift to...|-To where?
00:03:58:-Aren't you going this way?|-Alright, hop in.
00:04:04:Close the door...
00:04:07:-What's in the can?|-Pickles.
00:04:10:Let me turn it like this so it won't|fly away. lt's a cabrio after all.
00:04:14:You're well informed.
00:04:36:Would you mind|if l played some music?
00:04:38:-What kind of music?|-What?
00:04:40:-What kind of music?|-You are something...
00:04:43:l don't like foreign music. They might be|swearing at my mom. How shall l know?
00:04:48:-How old is your mother?|-My mom is alive and healthy at 93.
00:04:51:Fine. This band is very young, so they|wouldn't know your mother, don't worry.
00:05:03:Oh boy! Look at that view!
00:05:07:-Get out!|-What's up son? l hope nothing's wrong.
00:05:09:Get out. Stop talking.
00:05:17:Move.
00:05:20:Turn towards me.
00:05:26:Raise your arm.|We're gonna lose the light.
00:05:30:You talk too much.|Do something useful for a change.
00:05:32:-Shall l turn it like this?|-No, just hold your arm straight!
00:05:35:lnnocent villager sees a UFO.|You're the man!
00:05:54:Our esteemed|Japanese guests...
00:05:56:...this is a really|historical place. Translate.
00:06:07:Yes, but...
00:06:10:Please, these are very sensitive,|newly painted.
00:06:23:What's he saying?
00:06:24:He wants you to|talk about the pictures.
00:06:27:What's there to talk about?|They're pictures after all.
00:06:30:Let's lead them|to my carpet shop.
00:06:36:What's he saying?
00:06:37:My group is getting annoyed.
00:06:39:-Well, don't translate everything.|-How could l possibly not?
00:06:41:Translate this then: Apple pie and tart|make me fart hard.
00:06:45:You are really|killing tourism!
00:06:48:Cut it short.
00:06:49:Now we're going straight|to my shop.
00:06:51:We'll have a look at the carpets.|My shop is right nearby.
00:06:54:We'll get out...
00:06:59:Chill out, man!
00:07:01:Tourist or not,|l'll smack you one on the eye.
00:07:03:What's this talk|you rude bastard!
00:07:05:Lay down and l'll|show you what's really rude.
00:07:08:Dumb ass!
00:07:11:Don't make me go|Ninja on you!
00:07:14:Don't make me go|Ninja on you!
00:07:17:What's this, are you acting up?|You clown, come on.
00:07:26:Stop hitting! Give me my glasses.
00:07:29:You'll achieve nothing by yelling|in Japanese. Bastards!
00:07:34:They make videos at home|and come over...
00:07:37:...to tour the country! Bastards!|And then we'll have a tourism boom.
00:07:40:That's some boom!
00:07:43:Arif.
00:07:46:Treasury officials asked for you.|What's up?
00:07:48:l was to receive a commendation from|the ministry. Are they gone?
00:07:52:Yeah. Hold on a minute.
00:07:57:Look at this stuff. How is it?
00:07:59:This should be painted in grey.|There's no name on it, right?
00:08:03:-No.|-Boss?
00:08:04:English customers|are asking for you.
00:08:07:Good. Come over some time,|we'll create some synergy.
00:08:10:-What synergy, dude?|-Boss, the English...
00:08:12:Has Prince Charles popped up?|What's the big deal?
00:08:26:Well, of course!
00:08:51:Order tea.|Don't stare like an ox.
00:08:55:Fuck it, order anyway.
00:09:11:This one's crappy.
00:09:16:What are you going to say about this?
00:09:25:Don't ask the chick.|Why are you asking her?
00:09:46:Lady?
00:09:52:Nuri!
00:09:56:Look.
00:10:09:This carpet here...
00:10:11:...has an authentic design|and is very valuable.
00:10:14:This pattern is called ''Hand|on the waist''. Trust me on this...
00:10:17:...the kid who wove this|went blind.
00:10:19:The price is #5000,|including surgery.
00:10:29:What did you give me to drink?
00:10:31:Arif lik. December, 8th, 1968.
00:10:33:You have been abducted by|the Goran Military lmport Unit.
00:10:37:-Excuse me?|-Go on.
00:10:38:From now on you are|property of the Goran Union.
00:10:41:-Transportal initiative transport--|-What are you talking about, lady?
00:10:45:My dear Earthling, l think you|don't get it. You've been abducted!
00:10:48:Get out of here man.|The outfit is fine...
00:10:51:...but we did these jokes|when we were kids.
00:10:54:Nice idea, nice location|but you can't fool me.
00:10:57:-What's going on, Cheeba?|-Unbelievable. l guess he's in shock.
00:11:01:Really? Are the force shields active?
00:11:03:Sure they are.|You don't give up, do you?
00:11:07:He'll recover in the cell.|Take him away.
00:11:09:Dude, listen! Don't get on my nerves.
00:11:11:lt's no good with lights and all.|Are you going to buy the rug or not?
00:11:15:Plackumates, take him to his cell.
00:11:17:Bugger off! Tufan, is that you, dog?|Take off your glasses!
00:11:20:Take him away!
00:11:24:What was the technique?
00:11:26:Put a little effort into it, man!
00:11:29:Step back!
00:11:32:-Calm down.|-Shut up!
00:11:36:You freaked out, ha?
00:11:39:What now?
00:11:42:Are you going to kill us|with a flashlight?
00:11:44:Flashlight?
00:11:46:Oh shit...
00:11:49:Get this trash out of here!
00:11:50:Don't let me see you fraternizing|with prisoners again.
00:11:53:Get back to work.
00:11:54:-Engage MFD drives.|-Engaged.
00:11:56:-Open the parallel port.|-Open.
00:11:58:-ls the joystick connected?|-Yes.
00:12:00:-ls targeting stabilized?|-Ready.
00:12:02:Lieutenant Zurka,|lower all shields.
00:12:05:Right away, sir.
00:12:10:What's going on there?
00:12:12:A Colombian|is causing trouble.
00:12:15:Why do you cause trouble|you worthless Earthling? Search him!
00:12:25:Powdered sugar, huh?
00:12:27:Get him out of here.|Send this to the kitchen.
00:12:32:Commander Logar,|the cargo is ready.
00:12:34:The numbers?
00:12:35:20 Americans, 5 of them black.
00:12:37:5 Japanese, one Colombian,|1 Danish, 3 lndian.
00:12:41:-Fine...|-And one Turk.
00:12:44:One day all Earthlings will work|under my command like dogs, Kuna.
00:12:47:We'll gather all of them.
00:12:50:Those days will come to pass, sir.|Commander Logar...
00:12:54:Why do you hate Earthlings|so much?
00:12:59:Why?! Why?!
00:13:01:This is a hatred, Kuna. A hatred|l may never be able to overcome.
00:13:05:Years ago, something which happened|to my grandfather Commander Kubar...
00:13:09:has affected me so greatly, that l can't|seem to shake my taste for vengeance.
00:13:15:Earthlings make me sick...
00:13:21:July 14th, 1789- AKSARAY
00:14:15:What we do to these uncivilized|monkeys can never be enough, Kuna.
00:14:19:Commander Logar.|An object is approaching.
00:14:22:Who are you?
00:14:23:Get out, out!
00:14:28:Come on, come on.|Get a signal.
00:14:33:You were supposed to have|coverage everywhere. Come on!
00:14:46:Hello?
00:14:48:Hello, Muhittin,|This is Arif.
00:14:51:Bring in everybody,|even the US President.
00:14:53:l've been abducted by aliens.
00:14:56:What? Yes, by them.
00:14:58:Stop that! Arif, cut the crap,|where are you? What are you doing?
00:15:03:Muhittin, this is not a joke.|Aliens, l said. l'm in a spaceship.
00:15:07:-What ship?|-Muhittin, speak up.
00:15:10:Go to the police, to the station.|Hello!
00:15:12:The signal is breaking up.|Call me back.
00:15:19:He must be drunk or what.
00:15:22:Hello, Muhittin, Muhittin.|lt's no joke. l'm telling you, aliens!
00:15:28:Oh merciful and most gracious...
00:15:31:-Do not fear.|-You don't say!
00:15:34:My God, what kind of a test|are you putting me through?
00:15:37:Listen carefully.|The Force is inside you.
00:15:41:Don't lose control.|You'll get away and find me.
00:15:45:Who are you? l can't even tell|if you're a genie or a human.
00:15:49:Damn!
00:15:51:Damn!
00:15:52:Stop it. Listen,|you're the chosen one.
00:15:56:Find me when you land on Gora.|Got it?
00:16:00:Find me.
00:16:01:Daddyo, did you|run out of chosen ones?
00:16:04:-Who are you? What's going on?|-The signal is fading, find me.
00:16:07:The phone has no signal,|the dude has no signal.
00:16:09:What's a chosen one?|l left the shop unattended.
00:16:12:Arif, you shit for brains!
00:16:17:Prisoner, turn around.
00:16:19:Want me to lay down naked too?|What are you talking about, man?
00:16:22:Don't cause trouble, turn around.
00:16:24:OK!
00:16:30:Look, pal, l know|my way around.
00:16:34:You look like a nice person, take this,|there has been a misunderstanding...
00:16:37:...let's forget it.|l want good treatment.
00:16:41:l'm Arif. Take this and say,|''Mr Arif wants some olives...
00:16:44:...a loaf of bread, some cheese|and toilet paper.
00:16:49:Come on, take it!
00:16:55:Whoa! There are families who live|a whole month on that money!
00:17:01:Could you get at least|a charger for my mobile?
00:17:05:Yo, man in black!
00:17:16:ls the ship drifting|a little to the left, Kuna?
00:17:18:-Which ship, dude?|-Dude?
00:17:23:Commander Logar,|an object is approaching, Sir.
00:17:26:That's our planet, moron!|Who are you?
00:17:29:Get out, out!
00:17:32:l want a nice landing, Kuna.
00:17:59:Whoa!
00:18:01:-Prisoner, come with me.|-Out! Out!
00:18:03:Alright, l'm coming.|Get out. Please!
00:18:07:Listen, if you tell anyone|what you saw back there...
00:18:10:...we'll be on real bail terms. Got it?|That's a human urge.
00:18:15:Those bastards have abducted|the whole world.
00:18:18:The ship has landed.|Anyone stepping out of line...
00:18:20:...or over reacting|will be severely punished.
00:18:25:l don't speak German.
00:18:32:l don't speak German, OK?
00:18:44:He has stunned the guy.|lt doesn't kill, it only stuns.
00:18:48:That's a stunner,|they've used it on me too.
00:19:00:Hello, hang up, l'll call you.|l can't talk right now.
00:19:05:-Get back in line!|-Don't get so anal about everything!
00:19:09:Get back in line here,|he's putting the blame on me!
00:19:12:Move on a little.
00:19:38:-Commander Logar.|-Superior Tocha.
00:19:40:Welcome.
00:19:43:My respects, Mulu.
00:19:44:Welcome.
00:19:47:You've gathered the whole world again.|Didn't you have enough slaves, Logar?
00:19:53:What happened to your face|Rendroy?
00:19:56:-What's with my face?|-That's what l mean. What?
00:20:00:Superior Tocha.
00:20:02:Allow me to present you some|presents l brought from the Earth.
00:20:05:Kuna!
00:20:08:This is yours, sir. Pish...
00:20:10:Pishmaniye. Cotton candy from zmit.
00:20:13:Here you are.
00:20:16:-Mulu.|-You're kind as usual, Logar.
00:20:21:Vunar, this is for you.
00:20:24:Enverina, we lost your|present on the ship.
00:20:26:We didn't notice.
00:20:30:And this is yours Rendroy,|it's supposed to bring fertility.
00:20:34:You're very kind, Logar. Keep this,|l have three from birth.
00:20:44:Your daughter Ceku|is not here to welcome me.
00:20:47:-Yes, she doesn't feel well.|-Really?
00:20:50:Let's go.
00:20:55:What time is it, pal?
00:21:07:That idiot, Superior Tocha|is 420 years old, Kuna.
00:21:10:He should give way|to the young.
00:21:13:Ceku didn't come to meet you,|she shows no interest, huh?
00:21:16:She's going to. Let's see|what she's done while we were away.
00:21:20:-Get me 216.|-Yes, sir.
00:21:41:Hi, brother.
00:21:47:Hello.
00:21:49:You two, come over.
00:21:51:Us?
00:21:58:Space has always been|the unknown to me.
00:22:01:The movies, science-fiction novels.|Arthur C. Clarke. Chariots of the Gods.
00:22:07:l can't believe l'm here.|Space Odyssey.
00:22:12:-ldiot.|-ldiot.
00:22:14:Next.
00:22:19:You've turned this place into a|government office. ''Go here, no there.''
00:22:22:Greetings,|shall l sit or stand?
00:22:28:-Tell us.|-Tell us.
00:22:29:l'll tell. We bought the goods|from Black Faik.
00:22:33:We reloaded the truck|in Karabk.
00:22:35:l was driving the truck|till Adana.
00:22:37:-What are you talking about?|-And you?!
00:22:39:You've abducted me,|you'll do the talking.
00:22:41:l'm confused anyway.
00:22:43:-Aggressive.|-Aggressive.
00:22:45:Yeah, aggressive.
00:22:46:ls that it?
00:23:14:Commander Logar?
00:23:18:216, come on, fill me in.
00:23:21:-She missed you a lot.|-Really? That much, huh?
00:23:25:Well, she kept on|saying your name.
00:23:28:Let me see.
00:23:29:Logar, you ...!
00:23:32:Good.|Did she mention marriage?
00:23:34:l saw her preparing|her dowry.
00:23:37:-ls she in her room?|-Yes.
00:23:39:Great. Take this my boy. l brought it|for you from Earth, you'll be friends.
00:23:46:Thank you very much|Commander Logar.
00:23:49:l have the batteries. Come to me|when you want to play, alright?
00:23:53:Concentrate on your work now.
00:24:22:ls the beautiful Ceku|thinking about me?
00:24:24:No.
00:24:27:l've come a long way.|No welcome?
00:24:30:From slave gathering?
00:24:32:Yoga didn't do you any good,|you're tense.
00:24:34:l've brought you|a present from Earth.
00:24:36:Really? What is it?
00:24:38:World peace.
00:24:41:An authentic carpet, the kid who made|this went blind. A valuable piece.
00:24:46:l don't want any presents from you,|Logar, why don't you leave me alone?
00:24:49:Aren't you the most|beautiful girl on Gora?
00:24:51:-Because of my father?|-What?
00:24:53:-Will you please leave me alone?|-But the present...
00:24:56:l don't like carpets, Logar.
00:24:58:Don't insult me in front|of my troops.
00:25:06:lt's highly decorative,|enjoy it.
00:25:11:Nice stuff,|l should get one too.
00:25:16:All prisoners should shower within|3 minutes and go to the dining hall.
00:25:20:l'm sure they'll give us|little pills instead of food.
00:25:24:You're drawing too much attention,|stop that.
00:26:13:-Do not fear.|-Dude, you're crossing the line here.
00:26:17:Brace yourself.|Don't go with the flow.
00:26:20:Find me. My name is Garavel.|Find me!
00:26:24:Goodness gracious.|Forgive my sins.
00:26:27:l almost got taken,|covered in soap.
00:26:38:l'm never picky when it comes to food.
00:26:41:Eat food, evade beating.|That's the motto. Pour it in.
00:26:46:Can l have more sauce?
00:26:48:That's your share. Move on.
00:26:50:Just a minute, weren't you|the man who distributed soap?
00:26:53:-Cut it short, move on.|-Are you Turkish, buddy?
00:26:57:Get moving.
00:27:00:Everybody speaks Turkish, l don't|understand who is a Turk and who's not.
00:27:09:Get a load of that pimp,|as if he's at the beach.
00:27:12:Hello.
00:27:14:God Almighty, save me from|this place before l kill someone.
00:27:26:ls this place taken?
00:27:43:We have to escape.
00:27:47:Together, what do you say?
00:27:52:l chose you|because you're different.
00:27:55:First of all, you're Japanese,|you're smart.
00:27:59:lf we combine our efforts|we can make it back to Earth.
00:28:04:-What do you say, Samurai?|-Samurai?
00:28:07:-Yes.|-Our efforts?
00:28:11:-Don't let on.|-Together?
00:28:15:Combined.
00:28:17:Our efforts?
00:28:19:Cut it short. Let's get to know|each other, l'm Arif.
00:28:23:And l'm Mehmet, from Zeytinburnu.
00:28:25:l work in a leather factory|in Kazlesme.
00:28:28:Leather jackets or shoes and such?
00:28:39:Thanks.
00:28:43:From there.
00:28:48:From there.
00:28:49:Step aside.
00:28:59:ls this rose for me?
00:29:01:Yes, dear.
00:29:02:What's your point in sending this?
00:29:04:To get close and nice.|To socialize.
00:29:08:You mean to create a synergy|against the aliens?
00:29:10:Don't get mad,|come over here. Sit.
00:29:14:You are something.|A real Cosby Show!
00:29:17:Americans have a saying,|do you know it?
00:29:19:What's that?
00:29:23:Shut up,|stop being a jerk!
00:29:28:Smarten up,|act like Earthlings!
00:29:31:Be worthy of our planet!
00:29:33:Low class jerks! Let me go,|don't stress me out man!
00:29:45:-Superior Tocha.|-Welcome, Logar.
00:29:49:You can't possibly know|how l envy you.
00:29:53:You're like my own children,|you'll lead Gora into better days.
00:29:58:Thanks.
00:30:01:l've grown old. l intend to marry|my daughter to a young Goran...
00:30:05:...and transfer all my authority|to him. What do you think?
00:30:10:A classical|but perfect idea, Sir.
00:30:12:l wanted to talk to you|about this matter.
00:30:14:For Gora's future l have Vumar's|son Timar in mind. How's that?
00:30:21:-Vumar's son Timar?|-But, Sir...
00:30:24:Vumar's son Timar is...
00:30:26:God knows what they|say about me.
00:30:29:l put forward myself|for this noble duty.
00:30:31:-Your daughter and l are in love.|-She's burning with love.
00:30:34:-She never mentioned anything.|-That she's burning?
00:30:38:l wanted you to hear it from me. l'd be|honored to be your son-in-law.
00:30:43:l don't believe in love, Logar.
00:30:45:Vumar's son Timar is a great|hero for the Gorans.
00:30:48:l rather entrust Gora's future...
00:30:51:...to a hero, instead of a lover.
00:30:55:Really?
00:30:57:-Commander Logar!|-Yes, my dear.
00:30:59:-An object is closing in, Sir.|-Who's this?
00:31:02:Excuse me. Who are you?
00:31:05:Get out! Out! Out!
00:31:08:Out...
00:31:14:See you later, Superior Tocha.
00:31:16:Good bye.
00:31:21:Arif, buddy?
00:31:22:Yes?
00:31:23:We did you wrong today. Forgive us.
00:31:26:lt's alright, forget it.
00:31:29:We're in space, everybody is confused.|lt's not a big deal.
00:31:35:-ls everything fine now?|-Sure, man.
00:31:38:You do that guy one more wrong|and you'll get a feel of this.
00:31:48:You are really a phenomenon,|always up to something.
00:31:52:Was this your bed?|Sorry, pal.
00:31:54:Sit down. Here, you|left these in the examination room.
00:31:59:l really appreciate it.
00:32:01:Let's get acquainted.
00:32:03:Arif lik. All sorts of|carpets, kilim, travel.
00:32:08:-Here.|-Fine. l'm Bob Marley Faruk.
00:32:12:-Are you Turkish, Bob Marley?|-Yes.
00:32:14:Great. Have one.
00:32:16:-l don't smoke.|-Really?
00:32:20:-Can you give me that one there?|-This one?
00:32:23:-Here.|-Thanks.
00:32:29:-How long have you been here, Bob?|-8 years.
00:32:33:Holy sh...what was that?
00:32:36:l'm sorry.
00:32:38:8 years? l wouldn't stay|here 8 minutes.
00:32:40:You've disappointed me.
00:32:42:l had a bar in Kusadas. There was|great music, reggae.
00:32:47:-But it didn't fly?|-Nope.
00:32:52:l was in debt up to my ears.
00:32:54:The creditors came to kill me.|So l tied a rock on my neck.
00:32:58:l was about to jump from the jetty...
00:33:00:...and bang, l was in a spaceship.
00:33:03:Then a completely different world,|would you return?
00:33:07:Well...
00:33:09:Let's suppose l did return.|The creditors arrive:
00:33:13:''Where have you been Bob?''
00:33:15:''l was abducted by aliens and|so on.'' Would they buy it?
00:33:19:-They wouldn't.|-Nope.
00:33:20:Then there's the media.
00:33:23:You're making the headlines each day,|'The Man Abducted by Aliens''
00:33:26:-This seems to rub you wrong.|-You got that right.
00:33:30:l have nothing against space|but the attitude is wrong.
00:33:34:You expect something more civilized|when you think of aliens.
00:33:37:-You're a prisoner here|-So?
00:33:39:Don't make me mad.|You're a prisoner. l'm comfortable.
00:33:42:That's because l work in the kitchen.
00:33:44:lf l were in the quarries...|They work you to death there.
00:33:48:They implant a chip and|you walk around like a monkey.
00:33:51:What's this man, quarry, chips..?|ls this being alien or human?
00:33:55:lf you'd like l can get you|a work in the kitchen too?
00:33:58:What kitchen, pal? ls there no way|out of here?
00:34:01:-You have to find a ship.|-Easy. What's a space ship, anyway?
00:34:05:Alright, calm down, have patience.
00:34:08:These are the final finishes.|lt's finished, here.
00:34:12:-ls this some kind of a joke?|-Of course it is.
00:34:17:l mean it's impossible|to get away.
00:34:19:Quit saying that.|There's gotta be a way.
00:34:23:Excuse me Bob but you seem to be|a little oblivious to sci-fi.
00:34:26:l'm oblivious to sci-fi?|l'm oblivious, huh?
00:34:30:You don't know who you're talking to,|so you talk nonsense.
00:34:33:What's your point?
00:34:35:l was the first Turk|to write a science fiction scenario.
00:34:41:You said you had a bar.
00:34:43:That was after|l got fed up with the movie business.
00:34:47:So you got fed up with the movies?
00:34:50:lt was years ago.
00:34:53:ln the last days|of the sex movies.
00:34:56:l was looking for|something new in movies.
00:35:01:-September 12th, 1980|-No, sir, impossible.
00:35:03:My name is Ersan Kuneri,|l'm no porno producer.
00:35:08:l said they'll make love in underwear.|Of course.
00:35:11:The cook, the servant, the gardener. All|of them. lt takes place at a mansion.
00:35:15:The cook does the gardener, the|gardener the driver, the driver, servant.
00:35:20:Yes, get it printed,|l'll send a poster immediately.
00:35:23:The title is|''Group Discount''.
00:35:29:Stand straight,
00:35:34:Raise your chin.
00:35:36:Good.
00:35:38:Yes.
00:35:40:This, this, this.
00:35:42:Who are you?|Get out, out!
00:35:44:Be yourself,|don't imitate anyone!
00:35:46:Mr Ersan.|Should Faruk come in?
00:35:48:Keep him waiting.|Wait a second.
00:35:50:This, this.|Do you have blue underwear?
00:35:53:-Yes.|-Write down, brings his own underwear.
00:35:55:You, from Tophane, l want you to|make love like an animal, not human.
00:35:59:-Like a beast !|-Always.
00:36:01:Alright then, the movie's name is,|''Jackhammer.'' Beat it.
00:36:04:Send Faruk in.
00:36:06:Mr Faruk.
00:36:12:Hi, Mr Ersan.
00:36:14:l see a tank outside.|Was there a parade today?
00:36:16:Nothing important.|l have great ideas.
00:36:19:A fresh approach in movies,|science fiction. What do you say?
00:36:22:Science? Give me that.
00:36:23:Americans are into this thing,|there's lot of money in this.
00:36:26:Any sex?
00:36:28:No, it's about a robot's|adventures.
00:36:30:The title is ''6 Million Dollar Man.''|How's that?
00:36:33:6 million?|Do you want to ruin me?
00:36:36:Foreign currency|is prohibited.
00:36:38:We could change the title.
00:36:39:-Like?|-Lunar Lust. How's that?
00:36:42:lt can't be on the moon.|We have to shoot in one week.
00:36:45:We'll do it. A robot falls in love|with an astronaut.
00:36:48:Nice...|Lunar Lust. Nice.
00:36:52:Could l have an advance,|l'll scout for a location.
00:36:55:Let's celebrate this.|l have Kent, Marlboro.
00:36:59:Mr Ersan,|the police is here.
00:37:01:They want to entertain you|for possessing foreign cigarettes.
00:37:04:That's not entertain,|that's detain. Let's go.
00:37:07:There's no escape from law.
00:37:09:Ersan...The film.|Science-fiction. What now?
00:37:13:That film is not going to happen.
00:37:15:Let's go to bed now. Don't ever|mention science-fiction to me again.
00:37:30:Thanks. They bring me|everything from Earth.
00:37:35:Hey, whoa! Slice it carefully!
00:37:40:These guys have chips,|half of their brain is gone.
00:37:44:Hand it over,|let me do that.
00:37:46:Come on, you've wasted it.
00:37:48:But the guys are okay.
00:37:50:So it seems. You have it nice going|here but please think about...
00:37:53:...this escape business.
00:37:58:Cut the crap and let me|tell you how to escape.
00:38:01:Yeah.
00:38:04:First try the ventilation shafts|from the kitchen.
00:38:08:-Ventilation?|-Yes.
00:38:26:Did you all run away too?
00:38:28:Whoa, don't cut in here.|So you think you're smart, huh?
00:38:32:Why smart, man?|l came to get food.
00:38:34:And there's another thing,|that could do.
00:38:37:What's it? Tell me?
00:38:43:Close it.
00:38:45:Close it.
00:38:46:You are way too curious.|l'm out of here.
00:39:01:Can we flee|right through there, buddy?
00:39:06:Why do you take off the helmet?
00:39:08:lf that doesn't work, there's|molecular transportation.
00:39:11:-No wonder. What's that?|-Beaming, you know.
00:39:14:Do l know? lf there's beaming|l'll be directly at home.
00:39:18:Beaming is a risky business, you have|to enter the exact coordinates.
00:39:22:l'm willing to risk it.|l have to get out of here.
00:39:25:lt's impossible to flee.|You don't get it, do you?
00:39:29:Sorry, Bob but...
00:39:30:...you call yourself Bob Marley but have|no hint about the philosophy behind it.
00:39:33:Just wearing that cap is not enough.
00:39:35:And what is|that philosophy?
00:39:40:Get me a stick|and a piece of cloth.
00:39:44:l'll show you beaming...
00:39:46:You'll see... You know|nothing about Arif yet.
00:39:51:Don't lose hope.|The Force is inside you.
00:39:56:Yeah, right! lnside. Just appear|in light, no help at all.
00:40:01:Just show off, bastard!
00:40:03:l'll show you all,|you bastards....
00:40:06:Beaming, yeah? Beaming.|There we are.
00:40:18:What are you doing here?
00:40:20:l don't have bucket, if l had one|l could do something.
00:40:22:What do you mean?
00:40:23:Commander Logar instructed me|to clean this place.
00:40:26:Move!
00:40:28:Why then? You've turned|the planet into a shithole.
00:40:30:Behave like women for a change|and clean this place.
00:41:10:What are you doing here?
00:41:11:Ma'am, l beg you, just let me|wipe off the dust of the beaming room.
00:41:14:Move.
00:41:15:Some guy came and said ''The prisoner|shall wipe the dust of that place.''
00:41:19:l swear. He said ''No beaming,|only dust.''
00:41:22:Don't squeeze my arm.|He only said cleaning.
00:42:07:Damn you all...
00:42:09:To hell with such a beaming...
00:42:11:Leave me alone!
00:42:54:Oh, l'm exhausted. Sometimes|l forget that you're a robot.
00:42:57:Come on, l'm useless as a robot now.
00:43:00:l go wild when l'm with you,|otherwise l have direct robot logic.
00:43:04:The music was fantastic.
00:43:05:Wasn't it? l've downloaded|3000 of them from the lnternet.
00:43:10:Look, what l have.
00:43:14:Oh, l don't believe it. A Turkish movie|where the girl goes blind.
00:43:17:No, in this movie the boy goes blind.
00:43:19:Why don't they use microlaser on the|girl's cornea, in that movie?
00:43:24:Come on Ceku,|is that the way to watch movies?
00:43:26:Just look at the emotions. The sacrifice|of the boy, his kiss in the final scene.
00:43:31:Let's play ''Kiss like the Earthlings''.
00:43:33:No, my circuits|still waggle from the dance.
00:43:34:Come on, please.
00:43:37:Okay, okay.
00:43:39:-The Earthlings are fun, aren't they?|-With their music, dance and everything.
00:43:44:-Will you tell my fortune?|-ls it cold now?
00:43:48:Move a little.
00:43:51:-You know l don't do this for everyone.|-l know.
00:43:53:-Promise in God's name.|-Come on.
00:43:58:Let's see. There's someone.
00:44:01:-Really?|-Oh, that's me.
00:44:04:-Come on, tell something.|-Be quiet.
00:44:07:Look, in the near future.|Do you see, all in black.
00:44:10:With long hair.|Could that be Logar?
00:44:13:-Yuck! ln my fortune?|-l see a wedding.
00:44:16:There's someone else. He's|a little chubby, very straight words.
00:44:22:He has lots of people around him.|He will do you a favor.
00:44:26:Don't forget, the letter R is in his|name or surname. Don't forget.
00:44:29:Rinse this out.
00:44:31:He asked about you the minute|he arrived.
00:44:33:What did you say?
00:44:35:l talked very directly. l said|''You have other things on your mind.''
00:44:37:''Don't push her.'' l said. ''She's not|willing, so why do you push her?''
00:44:41:''Nothing good comes from force,|it will cause bigger problems...
00:44:45:...in the future.'' l said.|But he wouldn't listen.
00:44:47:Are you an oracle?
00:44:52:Commander Logar?
00:44:54:Commander Logar,|l was only joking.
00:44:56:Take this battery powered|doll away.
00:44:59:Put him together with|those dogs from Earth.
00:45:01:You scum, he was my best friend.
00:45:03:You force me to be evil,|do you understand?
00:45:06:l love you, l'm jealous of you.|Be it a robot or even my father.
00:45:09:So, you love me?
00:45:12:l want this,|can you do it?
00:45:15:216!
00:45:16:Disgusting Earth|customs.
00:45:22:The prisoners to be implanted|a chip today are:
00:45:26:Jack Bailey.
00:45:28:Chris Lover.
00:45:30:Guenter Westinghouse.
00:45:33:Jos Gabriel Estevez.
00:45:35:Will U. Marry Mee.
00:45:37:Akimi Noname.
00:45:41:The Japanese guy is gone too.
00:45:43:l see no rebellion here.
00:45:46:We won't get anywhere|just with my resistance.
00:45:48:-Black won't move there.|-Really?!
00:45:50:But you moved|the white bishop here...
00:45:52:Now start with black-white|in front of this guy.
00:45:54:Give me 5, Julio. Let's start again,|that paging has confused me.
00:46:00:l'm confused.|lf only we had a camera.
00:46:03:l'd take pictures of this place.|Would be a super document on Earth.
00:46:11:Let me go, man!
00:46:12:There's another one.|Welcome to the circus.
00:46:17:Get a load of that guy.
00:46:18:Don't leave me here,|don't leave me with them!
00:46:22:Don't cry,|we experienced the same.
00:46:25:Don't shout, you're drawing|too much attention.
00:46:27:He's a robot.
00:46:30:Take him with you to the kitchen,|he'll make a nice kitchen robot.
00:46:33:Don't cause trouble.|He's a robot, an android.
00:46:38:Really? Hi, Robot.
00:46:41:Hi.
00:46:42:Are you a robot?
00:46:44:Yes.
00:46:45:So, what are you doing here?
00:46:47:Commander Logar has punished me.
00:46:49:Commander Logar?|l'm going to kick his butt.
00:46:51:Here, have one.|What's your name?
00:46:54:216.
00:46:56:216? What's that?
00:46:59:Updated model of 215. 2. Generation,|16th segment, improvable intelligence.
00:47:04:And high mobility,|7 hours audio and video recording.
00:47:08:Audio recording? Does that mean|that you can receive from anywhere?
00:47:12:What kind of a talk is that?
00:47:14:Well, what else should l ask a robot?
00:47:18:Would you like a drink?|Are you hungry?
00:47:22:Such a pity...|He's a prisoner, like us.
00:47:25:A robot, but still miserable.|Does this thing come out?
00:47:28:l'm totally detachable.
00:47:29:Really? That's sad, man.
00:47:32:Hey, folks. Why don't you|say welcome? The guy's crying.
00:47:35:-Welcome, pal.|-Welcome.
00:47:37:Maybe he's programmed to cry.
00:47:39:This is so sad, look at him.
00:47:41:l'm Faruk, Bob Marley Faruk.
00:47:44:Hi.
00:47:45:Can you shoot pictures|as well?
00:47:47:Excuse me?
00:47:49:Never mind.|Say welcome, people.
00:47:51:Don't discriminate.|Robot or not, everyone's equal.
00:47:56:-Welcome. l'm Arif..|-Hi, 216.
00:48:27:Do l eat red meat?
00:48:29:l'm sorry, sir.
00:48:33:Why aren't you eating, Ceku?
00:48:35:l have no appetite.
00:48:37:l have some news|which will revive your appetite.
00:48:39:Logar is dead?
00:48:41:My funny daughter.
00:48:43:You'll marry Vumar's son Timar.
00:48:45:Vumar's son Timar?
00:48:47:Yes, Timar. Moreover,|Vumar's son Timar.
00:48:51:Logar said that you two|were in love but...
00:48:54:l don't love Logar, nor any other|Goran man.
00:48:57:l don't intend to marry.
00:49:09:We have a situation,|we have to meet immediately.
00:49:12:What happened?
00:49:14:lt's very serious,|we should go to the big hall.
00:49:26:lf it even comes close to our|planet, it could extinct life on Gora.
00:49:31:What's going on Superior Tocha?
00:49:32:A big danger, Logar... A fireball.
00:49:35:A fire shaped ball|or a ball shaped fire, right?
00:49:40:We decided to use|the sacred stones.
00:49:43:Do you approve|as the military wing?
00:49:46:ls there no other option? l think that|the stones should be the last resort.
00:49:49:We have no choice.
00:49:51:lt's natural that l think different|cause l'm a soldier.
00:49:53:l know very well how to send that|fireball back to where it came from.
00:49:56:We don't doubt your courage, Logar|but we have to try the sacred stones.
00:50:02:You know better, sir.
00:50:04:Bring the sacred stones.
00:50:06:So be it.
00:50:27:The manual is missing.
00:50:30:How does that feel, huh?
00:50:32:How come?
00:50:34:l guess this is the end.
00:50:36:We're doomed.
00:50:38:l want full authority, Superior Tocha.
00:50:40:-What can you do?|-''What can you do?''
00:50:43:Give me one hour.
00:50:46:Logar, lo...
00:50:51:What are we going to do?|Shall l get the ship ready?
00:50:53:Pull yourself together! Which ship?|Be smart, come.
00:51:00:Are we going to sit and|watch the fireball get closer?
00:51:04:lt's such a pity that the manual|to the sacred stones is missing.
00:51:07:Sure is, isn't it?
00:51:10:What are you doing, Logar?
00:51:12:What do you think, you idiot?
00:51:14:Do you believe that my dad|sent that fireball?
00:51:17:You are playing with fire.
00:51:19:Don't play word games with me,|jackass!
00:51:21:Jackass?
00:51:23:There's no other way to get attention|from that geezer Tocha and his girl.
00:51:25:l've set it up like a clock...
00:51:28:-You see this?|-Yes.
00:51:30:l'll stop the fireball with this.
00:51:33:And that old fart is going to give his|daughter to me. And Gora.
00:51:36:You're amazing, Logar.
00:51:38:Am l?
00:51:41:Notify that geezer|about our conditions immediately.
00:51:43:Yes, sir.
00:51:44:We don't have much time.
00:51:46:Logar, be careful with that shot.
00:51:49:Am l being a handful?
00:52:02:Ceku, l can't believe it's you!
00:52:05:Your prediction came true,|l'm getting married.
00:52:07:What?
00:52:10:With whom?
00:52:12:Everything's messed up. A fireball|is approaching Gora, 216.
00:52:16:This could be our last meeting.
00:52:19:My father made a deal with|Logar, if he can stop the fireball...
00:52:22:...l'll have to marry him.|Either way l'm dead.
00:52:27:Don't talk nonsense!
00:52:29:-l miss you, 216.|-Me too.
00:52:31:Visiting hours are over.
00:52:33:Please, don't be sad.
00:52:35:Don't forget me, 216.
00:52:36:Maybe he can't stop it.
00:52:38:''Maybe he can't stop it''?!
00:52:43:Turn that off. What's this crap?
00:52:45:Come on, brother.
00:52:47:-The guys are watching...|-Don't you feel no shame at all?
00:53:00:Arif, Bob, you're all gonna die.
00:53:03:We're not living anyway.|What happened?
00:53:05:Turn on the TV. A big fireball|is approaching Gora..
00:53:08:The planet could go up in smoke|in one hour.
00:53:10:-Let it burn. lt's the Gorans' concern.|-We are on Gora, dude.
00:53:14:Yeah, right. Let's see what it is.
00:53:17:The approaching fireball|is 10.000 vedon in diameter...
00:53:20:...and can wipe Gora off|the celestial map.
00:53:23:The Goran Administrative Council stated|that the manual of the sacred stones...
00:53:27:...is missing and therefore|Commander Logar's...
00:53:29:...destruction system|will be used.
00:53:32:This is The Fifth Element....
00:53:34:Since the meteor shower|4000 years ago...
00:53:36:This is The Fifth Element.|Bruce Willis' movie.
00:53:38:There's this fireball|and he places the sacred stones...
00:53:41:That's it. Bruce Willis,|that short, bald fella...
00:53:45:The leaders of Gora and Commander|Logar are in the Sacred Chamber.
00:53:49:Dear Gorans!|l'm Commander Logar!
00:53:52:l'm always ready to sacrify my life|for Gora!
00:53:57:Due to a big misfortune|we can't use the sacred stones...
00:54:00:...but with this hyper optic vascular|freezer that my engineers prepared...
00:54:05:...l will save you|from this disaster...
00:54:07:Bullshit. First of all|there's no such gadget...
00:54:09:He just needs|to put the stones in their places.
00:54:12:Shut up Arif.
00:54:15:Hyper optic vascular freezer!
00:54:17:What?
00:54:21:We are all very tense|and sad.
00:54:24:Now l'll stop this damned fireball|and invite you all to my wedding.
00:54:32:-Watch out for your heads.|-He's just boasting.
00:54:36:For Gora!
00:54:47:Just shake it a little bit.
00:54:49:Logar, are you playing with us?
00:54:51:l'm doing the best l can, sir.
00:54:53:-Did you play with its batteries?|-Maybe it was left turned on?
00:54:56:Come on, come on.
00:54:58:He's not going to stop it.|Robot, l have an idea.
00:55:03:Can you take me there?
00:55:05:-Try the ventilation.|-l won't fall for that again!
00:55:07:Sacred Chamber.|Come with me.
00:55:15:Don't panic, don't panic.
00:55:20:Shame on you!
00:55:22:-Perhaps a part fell off?|-Which one?
00:55:24:lf we turn it off and on again|it could get charged.
00:55:27:The fireball is coming, man!
00:55:29:So what?|Did my father send it?
00:55:32:-Take off your glasses.|-Here. So what?
00:55:35:-Commander Logar.|-Yes, dear.
00:55:37:-An object is approaching, sir.|-Who are you?
00:55:40:Get out! Out! Please, go!
00:55:44:Get out of my way, shorty!
00:55:46:Greetings, chiefs!
00:55:47:Who the hell are you?|Get him!
00:55:49:Logar!
00:55:50:Shut up, blockhead.|We know what you are.
00:55:53:Do you want to|save your planet?
00:55:54:Who are you?
00:55:55:Whoopy Who.|What difference does that make?
00:55:58:Bring the sacred stones. l know|how to get rid of the fireball.
00:56:00:Are you an oracle?
00:56:02:What oracle, man... Captain,|tell that schmuck to shut up.
00:56:05:lf he had some brain...
00:56:06:...he'd understood that those|stones symbolize the 4 elements.
00:56:09:-Symbolize?|-Yeah, sure.
00:56:10:The 4 elements of nature.|Fire, water, earth, wood.
00:56:13:Wood?
00:56:14:Why, are you offended?
00:56:16:4 elements of nature...
00:56:18:Fire, earth and water is easy...|Just get me some wood.
00:56:20:Wasn't it air?
00:56:21:l said elements of nature.
00:56:23:He could be right, sir.
00:56:24:This is a prisoner from Earth...
00:56:26:Are you going to|trust him with Gora's future?
00:56:28:No, he'll trust you. Folks,|don't piss me off, bring the stones.
00:56:31:Are you sure you can stop it?
00:56:33:Never mind that.|l have a condition.
00:56:35:After l save the planet|you'll release me and my friends.
00:56:38:Deal!|Bring in the stones.
00:56:42:You brought this guy to Gora, right?
00:56:44:Forget it, may be|he can't stop it.
00:56:46:''Can't stop it''?|What did l just say?
00:56:49:We're done for.
00:56:51:Yes, 4 elements of nature.
00:56:54:10 minutes to impact.
00:56:56:Don't tense me out here...!
00:56:57:4 elements of nature...
00:56:59:Fire, water, earth, wood.|Now get me some wood.
00:57:03:Would this do the job?
00:57:09:Here we go.|Our first element.
00:57:12:Wood.
00:57:18:No, earth.
00:57:29:Our second element, wood.
00:57:35:Nope. Fire. Just a sec.
00:57:43:And our 3. element... Wood.
00:57:53:Listen, are you sure it's not air?
00:57:55:No, water. Just a minute!
00:57:58:He spat on the sacred stone!
00:57:59:What was l supposed to do,|dig for water?
00:58:02:And our last element... wood!
00:58:08:No... lt's air.|Someone said just air!
00:58:11:lt's not wood.|Don't make up elements.
00:58:14:Air.
00:58:24:Well, we've learned and saw|many elements.
00:58:28:Now, the trickiest part. You'll|have do find me a girl.
00:58:32:l'll kiss her in the middle of|4 elements and the fireball will stop.
00:58:35:For example this girl.
00:58:36:What the hell|are you saying, you moron?
00:58:38:The girl will come here!|Otherwise l'll turn off the elements!
00:58:42:Father!
00:58:44:Superior Tocha,|l won't allow this.
00:58:46:What's going through your mind Logar,|shall we all die?
00:58:48:Folks, the fireball!
00:58:51:Let her do it.|We'll take care of him later.
00:58:54:Come on or l'll turn it off.
00:59:19:Your name?
00:59:20:Ceku.
00:59:21:l'm Arif. Are you from around here?
00:59:24:Yes.
00:59:25:Are you in school? Which year?
00:59:28:Your dress is beautiful,|are you princess?
00:59:31:Sort of.
00:59:32:l have to kiss you.
00:59:35:l know.
00:59:36:Shall l?
00:59:39:One minute to impact.
00:59:40:Just a minute. Actually...
00:59:44:Kissing a stranger,|l don't know but maybe...
00:59:47:lt's strange but|you know, the fireball...
00:59:49:Do you love your planet?
00:59:51:Yes.
00:59:52:l love my planet too.|l love it very much but...
00:59:58:10... 9... 8...
01:00:01:7... 6... 5...
01:00:04:4... 3... 2... 1...
01:00:29:Enough of this nonsense!|Plackumates, arrest him.
01:00:33:What for?|l saved the planet.
01:00:36:Don't believe this trash!
01:00:38:You think you're smart,|don't you earthling?
01:00:42:You want to take over Gora.
01:00:44:Didn't we have a deal?
01:00:46:This fool has cast dust in your eyes.|l have to consider Gora's security.
01:00:50:l'll take interrogate later.|Take him away!
01:00:52:Some ailen you are.|You're breaking our bargain.
01:00:54:Now that we got rid of the fireball|sent by that stupid Earthling...
01:00:58:...l'd like to invite you all to my|wedding. He didn't hurt you, did he?
01:01:05:Forget about the deal.|There will be no wedding.
01:01:08:Really?
01:01:11:Then l will put these photos|all around Gora City.
01:01:38:Please, don't exaggerate.
01:01:40:Bravo, Arif! You saved us all.
01:01:42:Yeah, sure. You saw|how l was treated.
01:01:44:That was an awesome kiss|with the girl.
01:01:46:Drop it Japanese.|Don't get on my nerves...
01:01:49:l'm so sorry Arif.|lf l had known they would do this...
01:01:51:-Where have you been?|-Ventilation.
01:01:54:You, Robot, except you|all of these guys are useless.
01:01:56:You, and the girl.|Forget the rest.
01:01:58:-Did you see how she looked at you?|-No. How did she look?
01:02:01:We've seen it all on TV,|she was really checking you out.
01:02:05:Shame on you. You should have zapped|when you saw us kissing.
01:02:08:Give me a smoke.
01:02:15:Are they marrying that girl|to that pinhead?
01:02:16:She doesn't want to.
01:02:18:Well, how could she?|This is weird.
01:02:20:That girl is alien|and that pimp too.
01:02:23:Then they say that|aliens are evil. She's like an angel.
01:02:28:You know the line,|an alien says...
01:02:30:...''Hi Earthling, we are friends.''|lf that girl said this, it would be OK.
01:02:33:But that fag... Look how|he makes me curse like sailor.
01:02:36:l shouted there. l was the one|who placed the stones...
01:02:38:...but he puts on airs|as if he is the commander.
01:02:41:He is commander!
01:02:42:Could be, but first he needs to|be human. What's with those airs...
01:02:45:And he says ''Take him away.''|l'm going to take him out for sure.
01:02:48:No, pal... This is not alienity.|lt should come from inside.
01:02:51:The other guy is an animal.|The girl is like an angel.
01:02:54:Was this no goal either?
01:02:58:Did l miss again?
01:03:01:Was this no goal too?
01:03:03:-Was this no goal?|-lt was!
01:03:12:l entrust myself to your|justice and humanity, your Honor.
01:03:21:Ceku, my child.
01:03:24:l'm in love, mom.
01:03:27:With the earthling?
01:03:29:Was it that obvious?
01:03:34:Just like me.
01:03:36:Look, mom. Arif is mine...|l fell in love with him first.
01:03:39:l'm not talking about Arif, Ceku.
01:03:42:l happened to fall in love|with a non-Goran too.
01:03:45:You loved someone|from another planet?
01:03:48:Yes. l was even sure|that he was madly in love with me.
01:03:56:l don't know how to put this.
01:04:00:-Your father is not Tocha.|-What?
01:04:03:Tocha is not your real father.|Your father was very different.
01:04:08:He stood out from the rest.
01:04:13:Papa!
01:04:17:lt's not me. Your father|is an earthling, Ceku.
01:04:21:What?
01:04:22:Rendroy is the only one|who knows our secret.
01:04:24:Your father has been a fugitive|outside Gora for years.
01:04:27:He always wanted to take us|to Earth... but in vain.
01:04:32:Tell me where my father is.
01:04:36:ln Negney. What are you doing?
01:04:39:l'm going to my father.
01:04:40:l would rather return to Earth with|my dad, than marry that lowlife Logar.
01:04:44:Negney is outside|Gora's defensive shield.
01:04:46:Ceku, you can't go alone.
01:04:49:Then you will help me, Rendroy.
01:04:53:Such a girl and when you|look at her from a distance...
01:04:56:...she's too tolerant to be an alien.|For instance, we kissed.
01:04:59:-She didn't do anything...|- She was saving her planet, man.
01:05:02:There was an|electricity between us!
01:05:06:Something happened.|Would she have kissed you?
01:05:08:Of course.
01:05:10:Get out of here. l wouldn't kiss you|even if the Earth was in flames.
01:05:13:What, are you pissed off?
01:05:16:Arif lik, Arif lik,|You have a visitor.
01:05:20:The girl is here!|l swear this is the girl.
01:05:23:How do l look?
01:05:24:Alright, stand up straight!
01:05:26:Oh boy, l'm shaking.|Give me that rose. l'm off.
01:05:32:Hi!
01:05:36:Was it you, creature? What evil|are you planning for me this time?
01:05:39:First of all l'd like to|apologize as a Goran.
01:05:42:What's up?
01:05:44:Don't think l approve of|Logar's attitude.
01:05:46:You are a big hero, Arif.
01:05:48:Take this pass-card,|it will get you out of here.
01:05:52:lf this is another trick|l won't forgive you.
01:05:55:Don't be ridiculous...|We don't have time...
01:05:58:This card will take you|to the waste disposal unit.
01:06:00:You have to flee before|Logar takes care of you.
01:06:03:Ceku, will wait for you outside. Take|care of her, don't leave her alone.
01:06:08:Creature, you are the only|human among them.
01:06:11:You are a decent lad, thanks.|l have a question...
01:06:14:-What happened to your face?|-What's with my face?
01:06:17:That's what l'm asking.
01:06:19:My goodness,|there's something with it.
01:06:21:Anyway, take care.
01:06:26:Bye.
01:06:27:This dog will get|no bread nor water.
01:06:31:lf Rendroy said this|you can trust him.
01:06:33:He's different from the rest,|indeed he's from Anarsha.
01:06:37:Arif, smarten up.|Which waste depot, which girl?
01:06:41:They are pulling your leg.
01:06:43:But he says that|Rendroy is from Anarsha.
01:06:46:The Anarshan never tell lies. And|they are the best at keeping secrets.
01:06:52:Move on, everything's fine.|Look, l have the pass-card...
01:06:57:l'm out of here.|Who ever wants, can come too.
01:07:00:l'm in.
01:07:02:l'll come with you to the exit.|Maybe l can be of help.
01:07:05:That's the spirit. Do your thing,|don't let the door zap us.
01:07:10:Come.
01:08:28:The guy's at the door. What now?
01:08:30:Distract him, l'll come from behind.
01:08:33:What kind of an idea is that?
01:08:34:Let's go!
01:08:44:-Hello there, sir.|-What are you doing here?
01:08:49:Come dear.|Hello, again.
01:08:52:Our friend is ill.|He has only 3 months to live.
01:08:59:We collect money for his operation|and we're selling these postcards.
01:09:04:Everyone, from the cook,|up to the Superior bought one..
01:09:08:-Pay whatever you like.|-What cards? Which superior?
01:09:13:This superior...
01:09:15:Bastard. He puts us through an|interrogation for a small donation.
01:09:18:Open up. Would you like postcards?
01:09:22:-Let's go!|- So long, l'm not coming.
01:09:25:Bob, be smart...|we can go back to Earth.
01:09:27:Do you really think that you can|get to Earth?
01:09:30:Don't be shy...listen to the man.|Flee at once and find me.
01:09:36:Who's that?
01:09:37:This is nothing alike|your science-fiction movies. Let's go.
01:09:42:He kept saying ''Come, come.''|His name is Garavel.
01:09:46:-Garavel?|-This is all in vain.
01:09:48:So, would he appear in|a corona of light if it were in vain?
01:09:51:We have to find the girl first.
01:09:53:There's a girl, too.|You're making this too complicated.
01:09:55:Don't complain about everything.|You're spoiling the adventure.
01:09:58:-l don't like adventures.|-So, you don't like adventures?
01:10:01:Let me give you|a brief insight then.
01:10:03:You're writing scripts|for adult movies.
01:10:05:You have a reggae bar in Kusadas.|You're in another galaxy, as prisoner.
01:10:09:You have robot friends.
01:10:10:You get little pills as food.|And, you don't like adventure?
01:10:13:Congratulations!
01:10:15:Why are you laughing?
01:10:17:Maybe he's programmed to laugh.|Give me 5. Let's go.
01:10:24:Come, this way.
01:10:27:Oh no. The other way.
01:10:30:So, you like adventure, huh?
01:10:33:Let's not argue, please.|l didn't go in because l got spooked.
01:10:42:216, Arif, l'm here.
01:10:45:''216 and Arif!''|l have only devorative purposes.
01:10:48:Ceku, my dearest!
01:10:52:How are you...|Thanks for rescuing me.
01:10:55:-We'll talk about that later, let's go.|-Let's go then, honey!
01:10:58:And l'm Bob Marley Faruk,|nice to meet you. For crying out loud.
01:11:04:We'll exit here. The atmosphere|could burn your lungs.
01:11:07:-Why should it?|-What do l know? Ask her.
01:11:11:Come on.
01:11:12:-What's going on?|-You're against everything!
01:11:17:You go ahead.|They may look at your...
01:11:22:Why do you say such things?
01:11:24:The atmosphere is beautiful.
01:11:47:-We made it!|-Yeah, right.
01:11:52:-l can almost see Taksim Square.|-Jeez!
01:11:56:There should be a bar around here.
01:12:00:Ceku, this is crazy.
01:12:02:Are we going to waste town?
01:12:04:We have to find Chungo.
01:12:35:Come and get it.|Quality on the cheap.
01:12:41:Hold on a little.|The signal is breaking up.
01:12:45:Hello, Muhittin. Yes, dear.
01:12:48:What? Hereke carpet. Say 5000 #.
01:12:52:lt cost us 3500, man...|ls he tourist?
01:12:56:Alright, sell it for 5000...|Yeah, sell it.
01:13:00:Just a call|from work.
01:13:01:-Arif, let's buy this one.|-Okay, take it.
01:13:05:-Changing room?|-At the back.
01:13:08:-He's happy.|-How much did you pay?
01:13:10:Not much.
01:13:12:Hey, buddy. l have very smooth|second hand lightsabers.
01:13:14:-Come on, beat it.|-Sorry Faruk, didn't recognize you.
01:13:17:-Who was that?|-l don't know him..
01:13:27:What's up Bob?
01:13:30:Oh, Bob, how are you pops?
01:13:34:Faruk,|are you staying for tonight girl?
01:13:39:She must have mixed me up.
01:13:41:-So you never went out, huh?|-Okay, just a couple of times.
01:13:45:How can we find him?|What was his name?
01:13:48:On Earth we would have|asked the barmen.
01:13:51:Shall l ask?
01:13:53:Don't even speak. They'll|tear you apart twice here.
01:13:58:There he is!
01:14:00:Garavel.
01:14:02:Who's Garavel?
01:14:06:-You told us to come, here we are.|-Who are you? Get lost.
01:14:11:-Aren't you Garavel?|-No. Beat it!
01:14:13:-Garavel? We're looking for Chungo.|-Who's looking for Chungo?
01:14:16:-Rendroy...We're heading for Negney.|-l'm Chungo. Are you Ceku?
01:14:21:How could l've known,|they all have hoods.
01:14:24:Let's get to business Chungo.|Rendroy sent us. We're off to Negney.
01:14:27:You said 2 people.|Are you 4 now?
01:14:30:4 people. 3 adults|and one robot
01:14:36:First the money.
01:14:40:Here you are.
01:14:42:That's dollars. lt's no good.|Buy yourself candy with it.
01:14:46:What else?
01:14:48:-Well, l have 20 million Turkish Lira.|-Turkish money is fine.
01:14:53:-l don't trust this guy.|-These? These are junk, man.
01:14:59:-Pal, is their nitrogen tank full?|-Nitrogen, my ass. Come.
01:15:04:What nitrogen?
01:15:06:l'm using technical words so|he doesn't think we're gullible.
01:15:10:216, ride with me.
01:15:11:l can't ride with you.|You drive like crazy. Arif
01:15:15:Bob, did you ever use one of these?
01:15:17:l used to drive a taxi in lstanbul.
01:15:21:Well, take it easy!
01:15:43:We made it guys!
01:15:46:Sit down!
01:15:51:Arif, listen to that fellow.|Robot says he's hungry.
01:15:55:You are some fox.
01:15:58:We'll stop by the Churo trees.
01:16:08:Commander Logar,|the Plackumates are ready.
01:16:10:Bring them on...
01:16:15:-So this is the summer outfit?|-Yes, Sir.
01:16:17:Nice. Turn around. Attention... March!
01:16:31:Bataillon, stop!
01:16:34:lsn't this too flashy, Kuna?
01:16:36:-l think it's perfect for the summer.|-Alright.
01:16:40:-Commander Logar.|-Yes, dear?
01:16:42:3 prisoners escaped, sir.
01:16:44:Excuse me?
01:16:45:Colonel Zoran gave fugitive alert.
01:16:47:Earthling Arif, 216|and one from the staff broke out.
01:16:50:What are you talking about?
01:16:52:Not me, she gave the report.
01:16:54:Logar, where's my daughter?
01:16:56:What do you mean, Sir?
01:16:57:Ceku is missing!
01:16:59:-Kuna!|-Logar!
01:17:28:Give me that.
01:17:31:Clear the way.
01:18:02:You're going to burn,|you're going to die!
01:18:05:-Are you an oracle?|-Don't cause tension!
01:18:17:Buddy, l've got very nice|second hand lightsabers.
01:18:40:-Who am l?|-Commander Logar.
01:18:42:-Repeat.|-Commander Logar.
01:18:49:Have you seen them around here?
01:18:51:Just like this?
01:19:06:Commander Logar.
01:19:09:Look here, Earth money.|Where did you find this? Speak.
01:19:13:-Alright, stop. l'll tell everything.|-Shut up dog! Don't answer back.
01:19:19:What have you done?
01:19:21:Don't know. When things got tense|l got carried away a little.
01:19:24:-Take off your glasses.|-Yeah, so what? l lost my temper.
01:19:27:-Commander Logar.|-Yes, dear?
01:19:29:-An object is approaching, Sir.|-Who are you?
01:19:33:Get out! Out! Out.
01:19:39:Shoot everything that moves.|Burn this place down.
01:19:42:Burn it!
01:20:02:-Ceku, are you cold?|-A little.
01:20:05:lf you're cold l could|set this whole place on fire.
01:20:07:Oh, Arif!
01:20:11:Robot, you don't know|what you're missing.
01:20:15:That's some great garlic sausages.
01:20:20:Look at the fruits of that tree.|Sausages.
01:20:24:We're out in space. Did nothing|else startle you?
01:20:27:Bob, what's inside that?
01:20:30:Just plain meat.|lt sure is hot.
01:20:33:Yuck! You're eating meat?
01:20:37:l'm going to ask you something.|Where are we going now?
01:20:41:Bit by bit to Earth?
01:20:43:Ceku, shall l tell them?
01:20:44:Buddies, we will first find|Ceku's father.
01:20:47:Ceku's father is a fugitive from Earth|who lives in Negney. Are you surprised?
01:20:54:Was Superior Tocha|not you real father?
01:20:56:My mother Mulu told me everything.
01:20:59:We'll find my father and flee from|this damned place. Are you with me?
01:21:02:l'm in.
01:21:03:Oh my dearest.|How much you suffer.
01:21:07:We have to find that beaming guy.|He'll settle everything.
01:21:12:We'll find him. We'll find|Ceku's father too.
01:21:14:You saved us from that prison, we'll|even find your primary school teacher.
01:21:19:l foretold you that|someone would help you out.
01:21:21:-lt turned out to be true. Arif|-Bravo, Arif.
01:21:26:Who says there's no life|in space? Here!
01:21:30:Yeah, hit on her.
01:21:32:Can't l have a little romance here?|Take this. l'll take a leak.
01:21:40:There are no creatures|around here, right?
01:21:44:During introduction,|you ask for their sign.
01:21:46:Mine is Taurus. Or who's|your favourite philosopher?
01:21:50:Socrates. These kind of things. l could|have done this but l don't favor it.
01:21:54:So strange.|You're in a different galaxy.
01:21:58:On a total foreign planet but you|don't seem to mind it.
01:22:01:That's philosophy. l'm in tourism, so|we work with foreigners all the time.
01:22:06:l know foreign languages,|so l can socialize.
01:22:09:lf l stayed here for 3 month|l could learn...
01:22:13:-Do you know English?|-English? No.
01:22:16:English is a must.|How come you don't know?
01:22:19:English, let me give you an example.|l love you is English.
01:22:23:l love you. Don't get me wrong,|it's an example.
01:22:27:lt means l love you. l means l...|love means you...
01:22:33:... and love means you.|But it's not that simple.
01:22:37:There are different|conjugations in English.
01:22:42:So it's complicated.
01:22:45:Are you going back to Earth|when you find your dad?
01:22:47:l don't know. Can l|adapt to Earth?
01:22:50:Earth should adapt to you.
01:22:53:What's Earth,|just a planet.
01:22:55:-Does it have satellites?|-Satellite?
01:22:58:The Earth. Yes, it has one.
01:23:00:lt's very beautiful, moonlight.|Romantic. You take your drink.
01:23:05:-So, Earth is beautiful.|-lt is.
01:23:08:-What about the Earthman?|-This is the difficult part.
01:23:11:But you'll tell the truth.
01:23:13:Well, should l speak about myself|or about men from Earth?
01:23:16:Do Earthmen differ that much?
01:23:18:There's at least 5000|different type of people.
01:23:21:The Brad Pitt type,|you know, baby face.
01:23:27:And there are those like me, who are|appealing to women.
01:23:31:l'm different, really.|For a regular guy...
01:23:37:...sex comes in first place,|for me second, even third.
01:23:42:Really?
01:23:43:l don't know.|Maybe it's just me, l don't know.
01:23:45:-You're so sweet.|-You too.
01:23:48:Now stop.|l don't want to brag.
01:23:50:What about love? Do men|fall in love on Earth?
01:23:52:-They are loyal to their love.|-Do you have a lover?
01:23:57:No, not on Earth.|Nor on another planet.
01:24:04:l'm in love with you Arif.
01:24:07:l have feeling towards you too.|But let's first get to Earth.
01:24:11:lt's not just me. There are|1000 different type of people.
01:24:14:Have a look.
01:24:18:-No, we had garlic sausages.|-What's that got to do with it?
01:24:21:On Earth, when you eat|sausage you don't kiss...
01:24:29:Pardon.
01:24:33:Bob, can you come here a second?
01:24:36:Over here. Can you come|here for a second?
01:24:52:-Bob, what do you think you're doing?|-What's going on?
01:24:54:You didn't let me|enjoy a little romance.
01:24:56:-What did l do?|-Didn't you let one rip?
01:24:59:-Who, me?|-No, me.
01:25:00:-There was only two of us.|-There's the girl and the robot.
01:25:03:-Did the girl fart then?|-Maybe it was the robot.
01:25:06:-Bob, you're going to far.|-Maybe he's programmed to fart.
01:25:09:He brags that he's a fine robot.|lt must have been him.
01:25:14:We're on another planet and|besides, you're peeing on my foot..
01:25:18:Plackumates!|Arif, Bob! Run.
01:25:21:Run!
01:25:24:They're shooting at us!
01:25:35:Arif!
01:25:37:Run towards the trees.
01:26:02:Where's Ceku? Where is she?
01:26:06:To the waterfall!
01:26:08:-Where?|-Waterfall!
01:26:26:Let me go!
01:26:27:Our defiant girl is back.|Who was rough to you.
01:26:33:Where are her accessories?
01:26:35:They were killed in the Churo forest.
01:26:37:What a lovely place to die.
01:26:40:Ceku, Ceku.
01:26:43:You're a dog!
01:26:48:You ate sausages.
01:26:50:Ceku, my daughter.
01:26:51:Mom, get me out of here.
01:26:53:Mulu, is the wedding dress ready?|You see, we're running out of time.
01:26:56:Your daughter used her adventure|bonus, l don't want any more games.
01:27:02:Don't look like that.
01:27:04:lf l hadn't farted|we all would be dead by now.
01:27:10:We have to find Garavel.
01:27:13:Would it be ok if he found you?
01:27:19:Hold on! You think everyone|with a hood is Garavel.
01:27:22:Will you allow me to make a test?
01:27:30:Damn...!
01:27:32:That's him! We're saved.
01:27:34:-Give me 5.|-We're saved!
01:27:52:My real name is Hursit|but they call me Garavel here.
01:27:56:He's a robot,|he doesn't drink. Thanks.
01:27:59:-A 211?|-Oh no, 216
01:28:03:Good upgrade.
01:28:06:Thanks.
01:28:09:-How long have you been here?|-lt's been 24 years.
01:28:12:You must have had a hard life.
01:28:17:Pardon!
01:28:18:Drink your tea and rest.|We have plenty to do.
01:28:21:l have to touch and sniff you|so that l can recognize you.
01:28:25:This guy's a serious case.
01:28:27:-Why sniffing?|-l'm blind.
01:28:34:But a big trauma would|open your eyes, wouldn't it?
01:28:37:What kind of a bullshit is that?
01:28:44:You are very different from your movies.|ln Turkish movies it went like that.
01:28:48:10 years ago l lost my eyes|during an acid rain.
01:28:51:Now knock it off|and let me sniff you!
01:28:55:You, come over here!
01:29:02:-Your name?|-Faruk, Bob Marley Faruk
01:29:05:Okay, go. Now you!
01:29:14:216. Go!
01:29:16:-Do l smell too?|-l can smell everything. You!
01:29:20:Arif lik, all kinds of|carpet, kilim, travel.
01:29:24:We've come a long way.|Don't let the smell mislead you.
01:29:26:Ok, l got what l wanted.
01:29:29:Now watch me.
01:29:44:Bob, you're there.|Arif, there. 216, there.
01:29:51:-Correct?|-Yes, Master! Bravo!
01:29:56:-Can we talk for a sec?|-What?
01:29:59:Mr Garavel, how long|have you been living here?
01:30:02:This guy's a nutcase.
01:30:04:And he's not blind at all,|he can definitely see.
01:30:06:Come on. Let go, for God's sake.
01:30:09:Ceku's picture. You're Ceku's|father. We found you.
01:30:12:Give me that.
01:30:15:Yes, this is Ceku.
01:30:18:But l'm not Ceku's father.
01:30:23:Guys, please. l hope|l don't end up being her father...
01:30:27:Tell us who Ceku's father is.
01:30:30:Ceku's father is...
01:30:43:...Colonel Pilot Riza Kkdurmaz.|He's Ceku's father...
01:30:48:ln 1979 we were together during a|reconnaissance flight.
01:30:52:We disappeared in a light beam|and came here.
01:30:57:Riza was rebellious and tempered.|He always had and escape plan.
01:31:04:-Just like l would do.|-My circuits are running wild.
01:31:11:He always wanted to take his daughter|to Earth. Being a fugitive is hard.
01:31:17:We managed to build a ship|but Riza was at the end of his days.
01:31:21:-Don't tell me he's dead.|-He's dead man. Dead as meat.
01:31:25:My condolences.
01:31:28:lt was 2 years ago.|First l didn't know what to do.
01:31:33:l sent out signals to|Gora prisoner ships.
01:31:36:Many times...Then l found you,|thanks to your mobile...
01:31:39:-You were talking to someone.|-Muhittin.
01:31:41:Whoever! l needed someone|who wanted to return to Earth.
01:31:46:Finally l got your signal|and contacted you.
01:31:49:That's why you called me|'chosen one'.
01:31:51:Whatever!|l gave my friend my word.
01:31:55:Do you understand what this means?|l gave him my word!
01:31:59:Alright, l get it.
01:32:01:lt's too late for me.
01:32:04:l won't make it.
01:32:06:Would you take Ceku to Earth?
01:32:09:Sure, man. l would go with her|to hell and back.
01:32:13:You didn't disappoint me Arif. How|about supper before we start training?
01:32:18:We have raki too.
01:32:23:l could drink a big bottle.
01:32:25:Cut it out, he's blind.
01:32:28:lf you don't settle for less,|you won't get more.
01:32:31:Did you pick this|by sniffing?
01:32:33:-Why, is it bad?|-Nope, but...
01:32:35:Let me share it.
01:32:39:-Amazing.|-Yeah!
01:32:41:Bravo, Master.
01:32:42:Technique. Ambition.|Will power. Concentration.
01:32:46:This is technique, did you see that?
01:32:49:Robot...could you pass me that salt.
01:32:51:l have it.|Speed, balance, timing.
01:32:58:Cheers.
01:33:06:l'm here!
01:33:09:Yeah... but why?
01:33:11:Here we go!
01:33:14:l'm rebellious!
01:33:16:How do l get here in seconds?
01:33:19:Knowledge, experience.|Discipline.
01:33:23:-Arif, he's insane.|-Never mind. Bottoms up!
01:33:33:Determination.|Desire. Ability.
01:33:37:Thanks for the food.|Now excuse me.
01:33:40:-Eating less, improves intelligence.|-l don't eat at all.
01:33:44:Who the hell are you?|Yeah, the robot. Ok.
01:33:49:Now excuse me Mr Garavel.|Good night.
01:33:52:Did you see that?|They are afraid of me.
01:33:55:You stayed. Why?|Because you are the one!
01:34:01:-Red or blue?|-What ''red or blue''?
01:34:04:Don't try too fool me.|ls this not Matrix?
01:34:06:What mattress?|These are my blood pressure pills.
01:34:12:You're a strange guy Master Garavel.|How are we going to go back to Earth?
01:34:16:We'll take out what's in you|and then stick it back in.
01:34:19:What's with these|word play?
01:34:22:Arif, you're here.
01:34:24:Hey, a camera!
01:34:26:Just let me take a long shot,|as a memory.
01:34:30:l'll sniff it|and remember you.
01:34:33:l can only think of Ceku.|We're going to rescue her, right?
01:34:36:Don't worry,|we'll take care of it all.
01:34:39:Get some sleep now.|Tomorrow will be a hard day.
01:34:43:That camera came in handy.|l don't have a single picture in space.
01:34:46:-Where are you?|-Here, here.
01:34:48:Did you ever see Ceku|before today?
01:34:50:-No, l didn't.|-You didn't sniff her by chance?
01:34:52:-What's this crap?|-Fine then. This way.
01:34:55:l can't believe they're dead.
01:34:56:l can't believe they're dead.
01:34:57:Arif told me that he was|loyal to his love.
01:35:00:l know, he'll come|and rescue me.
01:35:03:Don't take it so hard|on yourself.
01:35:06:Sometimes we have to|accept our faith.
01:35:11:On Earth the brides say:|''l cry but go anyway.''
01:35:15:How true it is.
01:35:17:Don't be so disgusting, Logar.
01:35:19:l came for the wedding gown fitting.|What's disgusting about that?
01:35:22:-Why are you doing this?|-Cause l'm a psychopath.
01:35:28:Please don't, Commander Logar!
01:35:32:This is a joke knife. Look.
01:35:37:But l have a real one if you want.|Enough with games, put it on.
01:35:44:This is the ship that will|take you to Earth.
01:35:48:KA-FA 1500
01:35:50:Yes.
01:35:51:-The turbines are not original.|-Get a shot of me with the ship.
01:35:56:Master Garavel, are the papers|of the ship alright?
01:35:59:We have a long way ahead.|l wouldn't like any trouble.
01:36:01:Yes, everything's fine.|Did you ever fly a KA-FA 1500?
01:36:04:-To be honest... no.|-Come with me.
01:36:14:Look...how's that?
01:36:16:Nice...What is it?
01:36:17:l built it...an upload system.|Don't ask me how it works.
01:36:21:lt takes 6 hours to explain. With this|l can make you a real space fighter.
01:36:26:-Sit.|-You swear?
01:36:29:Let's see what we have.
01:36:34:KA-FA 1500...
01:36:38:Hold on... How about|a little action?
01:36:42:Let's load Kung-fu.
01:36:44:To me? Ok, do so.|What else do you have?
01:36:48:Aikido, karate, Jiu-Jitsu, Highschool|Physics, Tao Sex, Best of Journey.
01:36:54:Have you got a sampler?
01:36:57:-Sure.|-Give me the sampler.
01:37:06:Tie him up.
01:37:07:Man, this is a Commodore 64, right?
01:37:10:Bob, turn the camera off.|Don't waste the tape.
01:37:20:Get the helmet.
01:37:28:Good.
01:37:31:Good.
01:37:36:You won't feel any pain.
01:37:38:After the upload you'll be|a perfect warrior.
01:37:41:l've got nothing to do with war. Just|give me enough to rescue Ceku.
01:37:44:-Are you ready Arif?|-Yeah!
01:37:54:Here it comes!
01:37:57:Here it comes!
01:38:18:Ok, take it off.
01:38:42:The Force should be used|in the right place and time.
01:38:45:Don't forget, you should|never play with food.
01:38:53:l told you, it was a great upload.|His body has adapted to it.
01:39:12:Use your wrist.
01:39:15:Are you sure you're not|getting a free paint job here?
01:39:18:Don't forget, you can use|your powers for good as well.
01:39:23:How am l going to use|Karate for good?
01:39:25:l'm going to knock|the shit out of them.
01:39:27:Nonsense! These exercises|will be fruitful later on.
01:39:31:Master Garavel,|these fruits are not ripe.
01:39:33:Gather them. You were unripe too,|now you're ripe. Come on.
01:39:53:Just run in circles around me, man!
01:39:55:l'm doing that.|What else should l do?
01:40:01:Turn that off.
01:40:10:You are some pinhead.
01:40:12:When l bend back like this|run in a full circle around me.
01:40:16:l didn't understand that part|so l ran like this.
01:40:19:-A full circle. That's it.|-Bob holds it the wrong way.
01:40:21:-Turn it on again!|-What's going on here?
01:40:26:Stop playing!|We've got business!
01:40:35:Take your position!
01:40:37:Ready?
01:40:38:1, 2, 3!
01:40:42:Odd or even!
01:40:43:Even!
01:40:45:Go on!
01:40:46:-Did we guess right?|-Yes, you did.
01:40:48:Give me five, Bob!
01:40:49:-Don't be a spoilsport.|-Why, man?
01:40:55:Sit down.
01:41:05:Let's say, this is Ceku's room.
01:41:07:The nearest plackumat is at the|end of the corridor. What do we do?
01:41:10:A- Beat him up.
01:41:13:B- lgnore him.
01:41:17:C- We scram.
01:41:19:-Sir.|-Sir. Sir.
01:41:21:Yes, Faruk.
01:41:23:B- lgnore him.
01:41:27:A- We beat him up.
01:41:28:Bravo, Arif!
01:41:30:lf l had been uploaded that much|l would have known it too.
01:41:33:-You know the machine...|-Stop talking!
01:41:37:Robot, do you have the plans?
01:41:39:-Yes, sir|-Good.
01:41:41:When you arrive at Gora go directly|to her room. No adventures!
01:41:45:Would we get extra credit if we give|that pimp with the cap a good beating?
01:41:49:What extra credit?
01:41:53:Ok, you can leave now.|Arif, continue with your exercises.
01:41:58:-Let's go, Robot.|-Have a nice day, sir.
01:42:13:Bravo! Ceku will love|you much more like this.
01:42:17:l don't intend to boast.|As soon as we're back on Earth...
01:42:20:-...l'll get it all deleted.|-Do you think it will be easy?
01:42:23:-What?|-Rescuing Ceku from Gora.
01:42:27:Don't worry. Just give me|that goddamn tool.
01:42:36:Step aside!
01:42:41:Mr Garavel, Arif and|Bob are calling you.
01:42:45:-Alright.|-Good.
01:42:48:Dude, l can't move in these tights.
01:42:50:lt looks good on you. Your shoulders|are in the open. Leave it like this.
01:42:54:Master Garavel, how's this|outfit for the raid?
01:43:00:The outfit is very important|for a superhero, Arif.
01:43:03:-But this is a little...|-l think it's too sexy.
01:43:07:Sexy. Go, change.
01:43:09:How's this?
01:43:12:Well...
01:43:14:Nope. Next.
01:43:15:And this?
01:43:17:-The helmet doesn't look good.|-The helmet is no good they say. Next.
01:43:21:ls this too|gentlemanlike?
01:43:25:A little classic.
01:43:27:Too classic. Next.
01:43:30:Next!
01:43:32:Because of this?
01:43:34:How's this one?
01:43:36:Super.
01:43:38:Good.
01:43:39:Good.
01:43:41:Now go my boys!|Go and bring Ceku!
01:43:47:Thanks for everything Master Garavel.|We'll be here with Ceku in 12 minutes.
01:43:56:Good, you're quick. Have|a nice journey. Come back quick.
01:44:00:Let's go!
01:44:03:Good luck!
01:44:49:Bob, are you ready to shoot|the sci-fi of your life?
01:44:51:Start recording.
01:44:55:Let's go!
01:44:56:Bob, be careful with the camera.|Or else Mr Garavel will kill us!
01:44:59:Move on!
01:45:12:Let me shoot you.
01:45:18:This is great.
01:45:51:-You again?|-Oh my!
01:45:54:Why ''Oh my''?|ls this guy ''Oh my''?
01:46:06:-Bravo Arif|-Ceku's room.
01:46:09:Ventilation.
01:46:12:Come on. Shoot everything.
01:46:16:Great! This color really becomes you.
01:46:19:l'll make you one too.
01:46:23:Be careful! Are you going to|stitch it on me?
01:46:25:Commander Logar, alarm in D corridor.|3 of our men are missing.
01:46:29:Why do you bother me|with that, you idiot?
01:46:31:l don't want to pay attention|to anything but my wedding suit.
01:46:34:l said careful.
01:46:36:Look Kuna, l don't want trouble|in the last minute. Soldier, get out!
01:46:39:l said out! l'm sick, l'm psycho, ok?|Get out!
01:46:44:Get out! Out!
01:46:50:-Commander Logar.|-Yes, dear?
01:46:52:An object is approaching, Sir.
01:46:57:Out! Get out, all of you!|Get out!
01:47:02:Come closer, come.|Sit down.
01:47:11:Take off your glasses.
01:47:17:-What's your name?|-Tihulu.
01:47:28:Why do you constantly say|''An object is approaching?''
01:47:32:Are you an oracle?
01:47:37:Why are you doing this?
01:47:42:Who are you?
01:47:47:Let me have it. l want to|shoot a little too.
01:47:49:Hold on. Something very|weird is going on here.
01:47:55:What is it, man?
01:47:57:Oh boy, Logar. You're|having a wedding, right?
01:48:01:You'll get a perfect|wedding gift from me!
01:48:04:l can't believe my eyes!
01:48:06:l didn't know that|you were so nervous.
01:48:08:l am.|You can ask Kuna.
01:48:10:He is very nervous.
01:48:12:-Commander Logar!|-Yes, dear?
01:48:14:Are you really going to|make me Patrol Chief?
01:48:16:Yes. l'm going to make all of you.
01:48:18:What's going on there?
01:48:20:Bob, your film took a weird turn.|lt's not sci-fi anymore.
01:48:54:Again 'oh my'!
01:48:57:You, dude in black!|Come here.
01:49:01:Come, keep coming like that!
01:49:04:Did l use my fists|on the other one?
01:49:06:-Yes, your fists.|-Then you'll get a kick.
01:49:18:-Arif, Ceku is not here!|-What do you mean?
01:49:23:Oh, my carpet! Take it with you.|l've got nothing to give away.
01:49:29:Oh, shit!
01:49:30:Arif? Guys?
01:49:32:Where's Ceku?
01:49:33:-She thinks you're dead.|-l swear we're not.
01:49:36:-They are in the ball room.|-l know the way.
01:49:38:-Ventilation.|-Oh man, what a ventilation.
01:50:04:-This is the ballroom.|-Good.
01:50:18:The bride's relatives are here as well.
01:50:20:Are your power shields up?
01:50:27:Beautiful.|Out, out, out!
01:50:29:Dear Gorans...
01:50:31:Commander Logar Trihis...
01:50:34:...and his future wife|Ceku Lamtschina.
01:50:49:Throw the bouquet.
01:50:54:Dear Gorans. Commander Logar|will give us a little harp concert.
01:51:01:Commander Logar Trihis!
01:51:09:Make it big,|so that everyone can see.
01:51:12:Arif, be careful!
01:51:17:-My composition is called ''You're mine''.|-Applause!
01:51:28:-What was l going to play?|-''You're mine''.
01:51:57:Applause!
01:52:02:Shall l do an encore?|Shall l?
01:52:15:Greetings! ls this dude|having his circumcision ceremony?
01:52:19:-Arif!|-Ceku, honey.
01:52:21:Plackumates, arrest him!
01:52:23:OK. Excuse me, honey.|Come over!
01:52:27:Come, come!
01:52:43:Logar, you idiot!|l'm at the limit of heroism...
01:52:46:...that's possible|in these kind of movies.
01:52:49:Don't cause unnecessary trouble|and don't make me beat you.
01:52:52:l'll take Ceku and leave.
01:52:53:You moron! How dare you|ruin my wedding?
01:52:55:Don't enrage me, dude!
01:52:57:Dear Gorans, l'll show you|his real face.
01:52:59:Bob! 216!
01:53:09:Bob, go forward, man! What's this?
01:53:13:60 % of the Gorans are idiots.
01:53:17:Tocha too. A little blackmail with|photomontage, and he obeyed.
01:53:22:When l'm the Superior l'll get rid|of them all! The council too.
01:53:27:l sent a fireball|and they all chickened out.
01:53:30:-Did you send that fireball?|-No, my father.
01:53:32:This is montage!
01:53:34:Yeah, we saw you mounting.
01:53:36:Plackumates, arrest him!
01:53:39:We'll burn down the planet!
01:53:42:You scum!
01:53:50:Thanks, pal.
01:54:02:Commander Logar, l'm detaining you|with charges of treason against Gora.
01:54:06:That's not detain,|it's entertain.
01:54:09:-Logar, what are you doing?|-What do you think?
01:54:16:-l always wanted to do this.|-Bravo, Bob!
01:54:19:Get them out of here.|They'll stand trial.
01:54:23:You are a great man, Earthling.
01:54:25:You saved us again|from a big disaster.
01:54:29:On behalf of all Gorans|l'd like to thank you.
01:54:31:Don't mention it,|Superior Tocha.
01:54:33:We did learn a lot from you,|my friend!
01:54:35:So did l.
01:54:37:l learnt to look at life|from a different angle.
01:54:39:l starved, was pushed|and held captive.
01:54:42:But l didn't give up. l was|oppressed because l was from Earth.
01:54:45:l found struggle,|l found love, romance.
01:54:48:Look how similar we are and|how we all strive for love, right?
01:54:53:Hollywood, this goes to you.
01:54:56:For decades you've|mispresented the aliens to us.
01:54:59:But don't forget, a human is a human|even if he's an alien.
01:55:04:-Mother Mulu, may l?|-Speak out Arif.
01:55:06:Superior Tocha...|Ceku and l are in love.
01:55:08:We will return to Earth and|build there a new world.
01:55:12:A new world within that world.
01:55:14:As you wish.
01:55:16:Shall l get a ship prepared?
01:55:18:We have one, don't worry.|Bob, 216.
01:55:21:We'd like to give you the key to Gora.
01:55:25:-ls it made of gold?|-Yes.
01:55:28:-Stop!|-Who are you, basketball player?
01:55:31:-Give me that tape!|-Which tape, man?
01:55:33:Give it to me!
01:55:35:That tape is the only proof|of our space adventure.
01:55:38:-l have a family. Now, give it.|-What are you saying, fireball?
01:55:43:-Run, if you're smart.|-Let him go Arif. He's just a kid.
01:55:46:-Kid? He has a beard,|-Our love is proof enough.
01:55:51:My love!
01:56:01:When you pass the heat|during atmosphere entry...
01:56:04:...everything is okay.
01:56:06:-l put the carpet into the ship.|-Great. Thanks!
01:56:08:Guys, the ship is only for two.|So, excuse us, ok?
01:56:11:Tocha is our friend now. We can come|and go whenever we want.
01:56:15:Respect! You're|just as cool as Bob Marley.
01:56:20:Don't worry. You won't regret it.
01:56:24:Here, this is for you.
01:56:27:What's this?
01:56:29:Your dad's belongings.
01:56:32:Thank you, Gravel.
01:56:35:You can't find this kind of friendship|even on Earth. Robot.
01:56:38:-Arif, l'll never forget you.|-You are really a robot man!
01:56:47:Master Garavel!
01:56:49:Give us your blessing.|You've helped us a lot.
01:56:51:You have my blessing!
01:56:55:-No way!|-Bravo!
01:56:57:lt's education, pops.
01:56:58:-What's this?|-A camera. Does it have film?
01:57:01:l don't know.
01:57:02:There is. Go over there.
01:57:12:We're very lucky!
01:57:15:Say cheese!
01:57:19:No, this is no good either.|lt is fake.
01:57:22:-Hake?|-Fake. lt's phony.
01:57:27:l'd like to ask a question.
01:57:29:You either don't take this serious|or you're playing with me.
01:57:33:This space thing|is nothing like this.
01:57:38:Cut the crap, look.
01:57:40:This is me, this is Ceku,|this 216, the robot. Look!
01:57:45:This is Bob Marley Faruk|and this is Master Garavel.
01:57:48:This photo was taken on Gora.
01:57:50:500.000# minimum. 500.000#,|here you see the ship.
01:57:54:KA-FA 1500. Don't tell me|about the ship l came back with.
01:57:57:With the Goran girl!
01:57:59:Goran?
01:58:03:Nutcase!
01:58:07:Asim, l want a lemonade|and two Goran toast.
01:58:12:Do you want something, buddy?
01:58:18:You'll never understand this.
01:58:22:l'm not touching you this time.
01:58:27:Pearls before swine.
01:58:31:-What happened?|-They moved.
01:58:34:-Who?|-My 'hala'.
01:58:36:l wanted you to meet them|while you were here.
01:58:39:-What's 'hala'?|-Hala and her family, relatives.
01:58:43:Hala means the sister of the father.|l'll teach you all these.
01:58:46:Teyze is the sister of the mother.|Grmce, elti... Something like Rendroy.
01:58:51:What's wrong?
01:58:52:Arif, do you think|that l can adapt to the Earth?
01:58:56:Of course. Just get over with this|galactic tension.
01:58:59:lt's only a planet.|Adapt to it!
01:59:03:-Shall l go with light speed?|-Yeah, sure.
01:59:08:Oh boy!
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