{1443}{1470}Wait!
{1977}{2017}Are you looking at me?
{2976}{3024}Hey!
{3025}{3057}My hair!
{3058}{3097}Police!
{3098}{3135}Somebody help!
{3136}{3183}Wait, the bus!
{5105}{5140}You're late, Pecker.
{5141}{5168}Sorry, Mr. Bozak.
{5169}{5212}l was taking pictures.
{5213}{5272}Late is late no matter what.
{5273}{5312}Finish this order.
{5753}{5790}l'll be right there.
{5997}{6032}You got customers.
{6256}{6289}Here, Miss Emily.
{6290}{6336}Don't forget to come to my show.
{6481}{6537}Remember,|this ain't no art gallery.
{6537}{6573}lt's a restaurant.
{6605}{6650}Your friends better|buy something tomorrow...
{6651}{6685}or l'll throw them out.
{8072}{8135}-Thank you, ma'am.|-Asshole.
{8136}{8182}Hope to see you tomorrow.
{8183}{8225}Bye.
{8461}{8516}Here you go, Pecker-man.|Special delivery.
{8517}{8549}Where'd you get this?
{8549}{8613}l got myself|a five-finger discount.
{8614}{8666}Dude, you're gonna get popped.
{8667}{8703}Not me, bro.
{8704}{8736}l'm invisible.
{8772}{8799}Ready to play?
{8800}{8851}Shopping for others!
{9164}{9220}Hey, you! Brats.
{10990}{11027}Next in line, please.
{11272}{11312}Would you hurry up, please?
{11313}{11342}This is not mine.
{11343}{11389}l don't care if it's not--
{11390}{11420}This is not mine.
{11449}{11529}l wouldn't eat these rice cakes.
{11530}{11562}What is this?
{11563}{11604}l didn't buy this.
{11637}{11684}There's nothing wrong|with my butt.
{11685}{11712}Watch your mouth.
{11734}{11777}l don't eat meat.
{11778}{11819}l'm a vegetarian.
{11857}{11912}l'll be right with you.|Hold on.
{11913}{11956}l'm sorry.
{11957}{11984}Void that receipt.
{11985}{12028}lt's OK, ma'am.
{12126}{12153}Just a minute.
{12154}{12204}What's going on?
{12205}{12279}Some jerk|in the produce department.
{12392}{12430}Hey, you!
{12480}{12549}Stop, thief! Somebody help me.
{12550}{12602}You gonna pay for that?
{13341}{13369}Hi, Shelley.
{13444}{13491}l got fluff and fold duties.
{13492}{13552}Just a few pin-up shots.
{13614}{13691}You can't work every second|of your life.
{13692}{13773}But l don't have all day|for your stupid art.
{13773}{13826}l gotta refill|the change machines...
{13827}{13869}unpack the mini-soaps.
{13950}{13985}Beautiful.
{13985}{14081}How could l be beautiful|with all the dirt l put up with?
{14082}{14138}l don't know, but you sure are.
{14181}{14227}See him?
{14228}{14280}Ring around the collar.
{14357}{14396}Chin up.
{14397}{14431}Lean into the light.
{14455}{14483}And her.
{14484}{14544}You wouldn't believe|the B.O. stains on her blouses.
{14615}{14687}You're so sexy when you work.|You know that?
{14688}{14788}How can l be sexy when l know|that she has dingleberries?
{14827}{14860}She does?
{14861}{14899}Yes siree, Bob.
{14926}{14999}You're my Venus de Milo.|You know that?
{15000}{15084}You're crazy. You see art|when there's nothing there.
{15232}{15298}Hey, buddy, no sitting|on the washing machines.
{15314}{15373}You, no slamming doors|on the dryer.
{15374}{15421}Trying to make me deaf?
{15451}{15483}One more shot.
{15508}{15572}Oh, God,|it's a Pecker moment.
{15604}{15636}Oh, my God.
{15706}{15754}You can't dye your clothes here!
{15755}{15799}l don't have any fall colors.
{15800}{15873}Laundromats have rules.|Can't you read the sign?
{15900}{15976}Get out, and take your tired|wardrobe someplace else!
{15977}{16025}You're barred from|the Spin n' Grin Laundromat...
{16026}{16076}for the rest of your life!
{16379}{16425}Look.
{16426}{16486}l killed a worm.
{16544}{16576}l got you something.
{16577}{16609}Goody.
{16610}{16652}Let's say hi to Mom.
{16681}{16725}l don't know, Joyce.
{16726}{16815}Miss Betty, l think it looks|very fashionable.
{16816}{16855}The layered look|is in this year.
{16856}{16896}Hi, Mom.
{16897}{16925}Hey, Peck.
{16926}{16978}What do you think?
{16979}{17029}Looks cool.
{17030}{17114}l found a pair|of Calvin Klein underpants, too.
{17115}{17171}Good for you.
{17172}{17242}Outsider Al, Miss Betty,|get together.
{17243}{17270}Come on, Al.
{17271}{17297}Go on.
{17325}{17373}There's a good-looking couple.
{17374}{17418}Fresh!
{17419}{17497}Sir, everything on that rack|is half price.
{17498}{17577}Check the tag and divide by two.
{17578}{17628}Every day is a sale here.
{17688}{17756}You really know how to make|homeless people feel good...
{17757}{17789}about how they look.
{17789}{17868}Thanks, hon. We know how|to make a dollar holler...
{17869}{17911}here at the Bargain Hut.
{17912}{17958}You know what l always say.
{17959}{18008}lf you've got 15 cents|in your pocket...
{18009}{18096}l can make you look|like a million dollars.
{18097}{18136}l want more candy.
{18137}{18191}Little Chrissy,|you just had a candy bar.
{18192}{18252}Your teeth are gonna rot|out of your head.
{18253}{18316}l said l want candy!
{18353}{18400}Don't mind Miss Tooth Decay.
{18401}{18432}She's all sugared up.
{18433}{18482}Ain't that a beaut?
{18483}{18529}Twenty-five cents. Want a bag?
{18530}{18557}l'll wear it out.
{18558}{18618}Didn't l say the word ""candy""?
{18619}{18659}l loved the seventies, too.
{18660}{18763}Somebody please|give me some candy!
{18764}{18833}Would you mind taking|Little Chrissy home for me?
{18834}{18890}She's been aggravating me|all day.
{18891}{18938}Sure, Mom.|Come on, Little Chrissy.
{19061}{19140}l thought you could use this|for your show.
{19182}{19233}Thanks. You rule.
{20003}{20068}This darn claw machine!
{20069}{20109}lt's rigged!
{20131}{20192}You can't be a winner|every time, Guzzles.
{20193}{20241}Have a drink.
{20241}{20279}l'm broke, Jimmy.
{20280}{20349}Your damn claw machine|got all my money.
{20349}{20385}lt's on me, old-timer.
{20385}{20417}Thanks.
{20456}{20491}-Hey, Pecker.|-Hey, Dad.
{20492}{20540}Afternoon, Guzzles.
{20541}{20601}Hi, Chrissy. How you doing?
{20625}{20661}How's it going?
{20661}{20704}Always got|that broken-down camera...
{20705}{20739}his mama found|at the thrift shop.
{20833}{20892}How's my little|sweet tooth today?
{20893}{20936}Little Chrissy wants a Jolt.
{20937}{20977}She does?
{21088}{21141}Slow day?
{21142}{21189}Slow's not the word.
{21189}{21241}l got a shot for you.
{21393}{21446}Put this in your show.
{21525}{21570}lt's that damn Pelt Room.
{21571}{21608}How am l supposed to compete...
{21609}{21659}with a stripper bar|across the street?
{21660}{21695}Lesbians, l hear.
{21696}{21739}Showing full bush.
{21740}{21811}B-E-A-V-E-R.
{21812}{21869}That's all men want|in a bar these days.
{21928}{21956}lt says it here...
{21957}{22011}in the Board of Liquor License|rule book.
{22012}{22095}'"Section 12-203, paragraph 3.
{22096}{22147}'"Pubic hair and liquor.""
{22148}{22200}lt's just plain illegal.
{22688}{22739}Let's have a big hand,|gentlemen...
{22740}{22798}for T-Bone the stripper!
{22856}{22937}She's all lesbian all the time!
{22938}{22980}That's why we're here!
{22981}{23047}What are you looking at,|assholes?
{23048}{23108}The nastiest girl in Baltimore!
{23109}{23157}Yeah, baby!
{23157}{23201}Take it off!
{23202}{23245}That's it! Come on!
{23246}{23284}l got it!
{23285}{23325}We show it all!
{23326}{23397}You like looking at lezzies,|don't you, suckers?
{23397}{23433}l love it!
{23433}{23477}Full frontal lesbian nudity!
{23478}{23539}You think men got|what women really need?
{23540}{23569}l got it!
{23634}{23690}Bush City!
{23691}{23719}You're wrong...
{23752}{23826}because this beef curtain|stands alone!
{23827}{23878}Hey, you little Peckerwood!
{23879}{23914}l was just looking!
{23915}{23981}There's no free peeking|in the Pelt Room.
{23982}{24030}l should tell your father!
{24186}{24258}One pit beef sandwich|with horseradish and ketchup.
{24259}{24294}l tell my lady friends...
{24295}{24341}""Give a man|a pit beef sandwich...
{24342}{24401}'"and he'll be back for seconds.""
{24402}{24451}Best pit beef in town.
{24452}{24521}There you go. Bottom round--|just the way you like it.
{24521}{24549}Four dollars.
{24577}{24607}Keep the change.
{24608}{24643}Thank you kindly.
{24644}{24679}l'll see you tomorrow.
{24968}{25013}l need to talk to you.
{25014}{25066}Hi, Memama. How's business?
{25067}{25105}All Baltimore|loves a pit beef sandwich.
{25106}{25136}Can l get a shot?
{25137}{25168}Sure can.
{25273}{25328}She's doing it again.
{25329}{25398}She is? When did she start?
{25399}{25444}Early this morning.
{25445}{25536}Come in and take her picture|if you don't believe me.
{25537}{25564}Come on.
{25653}{25705}You open?
{25753}{25792}Hold your horses!
{25793}{25840}-l'm hungry!|-Be right back!
{25841}{25892}l want my pit beef!
{25893}{25976}Sometimes there's things|more important than pit beef.
{25977}{26004}Come on.
{26005}{26078}She's been a regular|blabbermouth all day.
{26079}{26125}l can't wait.
{26126}{26175}Wait till you hear her voice.
{26256}{26299}There she is.
{26472}{26507}Hi, Mary.
{26591}{26660}Full of grace!
{26661}{26727}See? She's talking.
{26728}{26766}lt could be a real miracle.
{26767}{26796}A real miracle.
{26797}{26845}Full of grace.
{26846}{26879}You think so?
{26880}{26918}l do.
{26943}{27018}l was blinded by the blue|of Mary's cloak...
{27019}{27066}when l was just seven years old.
{27067}{27127}l been praying to her|ever since.
{27128}{27173}Sure has paid off, hasn't it?
{27173}{27200}lt sure has.
{27201}{27245}Full of grace.
{27246}{27307}We hear you loud and clear.
{27308}{27385}You know what? Why don't|you two sit over there?
{27435}{27465}Perfect.
{27517}{27572}You two look like a holy card.
{27573}{27615}We do?
{27616}{27679}Wait till you see this picture.
{27680}{27708}Full of grace.
{27709}{27760}She likes you!
{27761}{27791}l like her, too.
{27792}{27864}Full of grace.
{27957}{27990}Honey, we're home!
{28015}{28068}Be right down!
{28069}{28117}ls Memama up there with you?
{28117}{28165}We're taking pictures!
{28165}{28225}She's got customers!
{28225}{28273}Sweetie, come on. Give it back.
{28273}{28314}You have to wait|till after dinner.
{28315}{28368}But l'm hungry now!
{28369}{28460}Everything always looks good|through here.
{28501}{28545}Where are you going?
{28546}{28586}l'm making Sloppy Joes|for dinner.
{28610}{28641}l can't stay.
{28642}{28692}You've got to eat.
{28693}{28744}Why do you think|we called him Pecker?
{28745}{28788}Never did eat properly|as a child.
{28789}{28821}Just pecked at his food.
{28845}{28876}l'm not hungry.
{28877}{28925}Besides, l'm late for|my photo shoot with Tina.
{28951}{28992}We love your big sister...
{28993}{29041}but you know how we feel...
{29041}{29092}about that place|where she works.
{29093}{29125}The devil's workshop!
{29177}{29216}At least they don't|show pubic hair.
{29217}{29256}That's one good thing.
{29257}{29317}Honey, don't say ""pubic""|in front of Little Chrissy.
{29317}{29365}-Bye, Mom.|-Bye, sweetie.
{29365}{29427}Please bring me a soda!
{29428}{29468}Bye, Dad.
{29469}{29513}Don't be too late.
{29901}{29937}Evening, Mr. Nellbox.
{29937}{30016}-How you doing, daisy bait?|-Good.
{30017}{30048}Still taking them pictures?
{30049}{30103}As long as it's OKwith you.
{30104}{30156}l told your sister Tina...
{30157}{30217}""Pecker ought to forget|about his stupid camera...
{30217}{30275}'"get on the bar and dance.""
{30276}{30335}Show his bony ass,|make some real money.
{30336}{30407}Thanks, sir,|but l could never do that.
{30408}{30448}Can l take your picture, though?
{30449}{30515}Knock yourself out, buttplug.
{30516}{30547}Hold still.
{30548}{30601}l'll hold it|any way l can get it.
{30636}{30671}See you later.
{30672}{30704}Have a ball, kid.
{30792}{30827}Here you go, champ.
{30828}{30856}There you go.
{30940}{30969}Thanks. Another beer?
{30970}{30998}Another beer.
{31642}{31725}Let's hear it|for Larry the Lughead!
{31870}{31921}Larry's 21 years old...
{31922}{31998}heterosexual, uncut,|on probation...
{31999}{32047}and currently makes his living|as a burglar.
{32090}{32135}Come on, baby!
{32136}{32234}How about Seafood Sam|the Sailor Man?
{32406}{32473}He may be straight,|but he's on leave...
{32474}{32568}so don't ask, don't tell,|just get him to a hotel.
{32674}{32718}Thar she blows!
{32792}{32837}Bull's-eye!
{32908}{32958}Hey, Larry...
{32982}{33035}No teabagging.|You know the rules.
{33036}{33081}No balls on foreheads.
{33082}{33153}Teabagging is forbidden|here at the Fudge Palace.
{33154}{33181}l understand.
{33182}{33236}You teabag a customer|one more time...
{33237}{33303}and Mr. Nellbox|will fire your ass.
{33425}{33468}You're gonna like this one.
{33493}{33527}Look at this.
{33561}{33588}Be careful.
{33630}{33674}lf it wasn't for you,|Pecker-man...
{33675}{33728}l'd never know|this shit existed.
{33729}{33764}'"Teabagging""?
{33765}{33830}Jesus. l thought|l had heard of everything.
{33831}{33902}Dude, have you ever heard of|giving someone a Dutch oven?
{33903}{33938}What's that?
{33939}{33988}lt's when you fart in bed...
{33989}{34044}and quickly pull the covers|over your partner's head.
{34077}{34140}l gotta try that sometime.
{34141}{34184}Damn.
{34185}{34213}Look at her.
{34214}{34244}She's scary.
{34245}{34306}l don't know.|l think she looks proud.
{34353}{34425}Whatever it is,|it's a cool fucking picture.
{34425}{34473}You sure got the eye|for this stuff.
{34473}{34507}lt's weird.
{34508}{34579}Sometimes l'm amazed|they even turn out at all.
{34580}{34661}There's my girl.
{34661}{34713}Shelley sure is something.
{34736}{34794}She ought to take off work|once in a while.
{34795}{34830}Have some fun.
{34831}{34930}Work is fun, Matt, if you're|doing something you love.
{34931}{34974}l guess, but look at me.
{34975}{35033}l'm the best thief in town,|and l can't even get laid.
{35122}{35155}You hear them footsteps?
{35183}{35211}lt's her.
{35235}{35269}Quick. One more shot.
{35799}{35835}Little Chrissy.
{35864}{35913}Say, ""Sugar.""
{35914}{35958}Sugar.
{35987}{36043}l love you.
{36110}{36161}No matter what.
{36668}{36712}This one l like OK.
{36713}{36744}lt's out of focus...
{36745}{36796}but it ain't depressing|like the others.
{36797}{36850}Makes people|feel like buying something.
{36901}{36949}Can l help you?
{36949}{36988}They aren't even in color.
{36989}{37056}You can't look at the pictures|without ordering something.
{37057}{37113}-l'll have a macaroni salad.|-Right.
{37145}{37203}Look.
{37204}{37264}-Hey, Mom.|-Hi, honey.
{37265}{37313}Here you are. Macaroni salad.
{37313}{37350}Can l get you something?
{37351}{37422}Hi, Mr. Bozak.|That's all right.
{37423}{37476}We're just here|to look at the art.
{37505}{37587}Little Chrissy|can't eat outside food in here.
{37588}{37653}And they have to buy something.
{37680}{37727}l'm sorry.
{37728}{37779}All right.
{37780}{37815}You can't have it.
{37816}{37847}Four medium Cokes then.
{37848}{37920}l want my Jujy Fruits!
{37921}{37995}We're not allowed outside food.
{37996}{38031}You're getting a Coke.
{38032}{38067}We're here to look at art.
{38068}{38098}Get the Cokes.
{38099}{38127}Honey, l said--
{38128}{38176}l want my Jujy Fruits!
{38177}{38247}You're going to have a Coke|in a minute!
{38248}{38328}Congratulations.
{38329}{38364}Thanks.
{38365}{38403}Here you go, Little Chrissy.
{38404}{38468}Who's that in the picture?|ls that Little Chrissy?
{38469}{38535}That's one of my favorite ones,|too.
{38536}{38595}Sweetie, you are so talented.
{38596}{38687}lf only you could concentrate on|pretty scenery or something...
{38688}{38727}instead of our boring lives...
{38728}{38778}you might make a real career|out of this.
{38832}{38870}Get back to work.
{38974}{39021}That's me!
{39022}{39090}lt's a miracle|they don't take it down.
{39091}{39139}l know what you mean.
{39187}{39233}You believe these pictures?
{39234}{39277}What in the...
{39302}{39369}l can't figure out|what this one is...
{39370}{39403}but l kinda like it.
{39494}{39530}Those homos.
{39559}{39638}Your pictures are glorious.
{39669}{39743}There's nothing gay about it.
{39842}{39889}l'm sorry l'm late...
{39890}{39937}but wait till you try|this new product.
{39938}{39997}lt removes lipstick stains,|deodorant rings.
{39998}{40061}Thanks, honey.|That's really sweet.
{40062}{40144}Can l take a short break?|lt won't be long.
{40145}{40186}Come on. Please?
{40187}{40225}You're off the clock then.
{40226}{40285}Just for five minutes.|Come on.
{40286}{40388}And you two, don't even think|about using the rest rooms.
{40474}{40531}Look. lt's all you, Shelley.
{40532}{40572}Oh, my God.
{40573}{40617}You look so pretty.
{40618}{40677}You don't think l show too much?
{40677}{40732}That's why they call them|figure studies.
{40733}{40788}What will my customers say?
{40789}{40836}They'll say you inspire me.
{40837}{40902}lt's just me|in my stupid Laundromat.
{40903}{40940}What's the big deal?
{40973}{41000}Excuse me.
{41001}{41040}Are you Pecker?
{41041}{41079}l am.
{41080}{41110}l'm Rorey.
{41111}{41164}-We're his parents.|-Hi.
{41165}{41244}l'm from New York City|where l have an art gallery.
{41245}{41293}l'm here to meet|with the Baltimore Museum...
{41293}{41324}and l saw your flyer.
{41325}{41360}Your pictures are amazing.
{41361}{41406}They're the real thing.
{41407}{41442}Thanks.
{41443}{41501}This is my girlfriend Shelley.
{41501}{41556}l love your look.
{41621}{41656}Tell me about this one.
{41724}{41779}lt's...
{41822}{41858}lt's kind of...
{41976}{42021}lt's the pubic hair|of a stripper!
{42099}{42142}That's it.
{42143}{42190}This is a family restaurant,|and you're fired!
{42191}{42238}l should hope so.|That was disgusting.
{42239}{42266}Fired?
{42267}{42319}What did l do?
{42320}{42377}Chrissy, don't eat that, honey!
{42377}{42405}Look, Chrissy...
{42406}{42442}Hurry up! l gotta go!
{42443}{42477}Go!
{42477}{42523}Listen to Daddy.
{42524}{42587}You want to get rickets?
{42672}{42714}How much?
{42715}{42749}For my picture?
{42750}{42782}You wanna buy it?
{42783}{42828}Of course. lt's great.
{42872}{42916}-Thirty dollars.|-Sold.
{42917}{42994}Mom, Dad, l just sold a picture.
{42995}{43085}l'd also love to give you a show|in my New York gallery.
{43103}{43138}There you go.
{43139}{43178}Look.
{43763}{43810}There's another opening|down the street.
{43811}{43870}-At Pat Hearn's Gallery.|-Got good reviews.
{43871}{43912}Why don't we give it a chance?
{43913}{43943}All right.
{44187}{44218}That's my little sister.
{44219}{44258}Some wine?
{44259}{44294}May l?
{44295}{44323}Certainly.
{44324}{44356}lsn't she a doll?
{44425}{44454}Darling!
{44507}{44578}My God, you've gotta listen|to what they're saying.
{44579}{44613}This is The Times.
{44613}{44639}'"A teenage Ouija...
{44640}{44684}""who's paintbrush|is the broken-down camera...
{44685}{44733}""he found|in his mom's thrift shop.""
{44733}{44826}Lester Hallbrook never raves|about anybody's first show!
{44827}{44859}He's over there.
{44889}{44936}Thanks a lot, sir!
{44937}{44978}You don't have to do that.
{45021}{45069}Look at this one.
{45069}{45105}l saw that book at the Strand.
{45106}{45165}There's Venetia Keydash.|She's a writer for Art News.
{45165}{45208}l want to introduce you to her.
{45209}{45246}Your pictures are sublime, son.
{45247}{45284}Thanks a lot, ma'am.
{45285}{45326}lf l knew how|to make 'em any better...
{45327}{45383}they probably|wouldn't work at all.
{45643}{45690}You know what?|Excuse me a second.
{45801}{45832}lsn't he gorgeous?
{45833}{45860}He is.
{45861}{45912}We don't have boys that cute|in New York.
{45945}{45993}You having fun, hon?
{45993}{46029}How could l?
{46029}{46075}These people|don't go to Laundromats.
{46076}{46116}They go to dry cleaners.
{46196}{46231}Here's who l wanna meet.
{46232}{46303}Shelley, this is one|of the biggest collectors...
{46304}{46363}of modern photography|in New York, Lynn Wentworth.
{46364}{46450}You are so sexy, young lady,|and you don't even know it.
{46484}{46522}Sometimes l know l look good.
{46523}{46572}You know, Shelley...
{46573}{46631}she runs a successful Laundromat|in Baltimore.
{46632}{46703}l know she does, and l bought|all 12 pictures of it.
{46704}{46732}You did?
{46830}{46915}One thousand, three hundred|dollars for one picture?
{46916}{46978}l really didn't do anything.
{47002}{47052}Here you go. Gypsy, right?
{47132}{47182}Honey, no.
{47183}{47215}That's enough chocolate.
{47216}{47275}We're gonna have|a big fancy dinner soon.
{47308}{47336}You are rich!
{47399}{47451}They really are|something special.
{47452}{47517}Pecker's like|a humane Diane Arbus.
{47518}{47586}But with a wonderful|streak of kindness.
{47605}{47645}l'll be right back.
{47646}{47682}Excuse-moi.
{47762}{47803}Hi, Mary.
{47804}{47836}That's me.
{47837}{47869}l beg your pardon?
{47870}{47917}l work in a gay bar|in Baltimore.
{47918}{47962}We call everybody ""Mary.""
{48017}{48084}You got a little sugar in you,|don't you? Sure. l can tell.
{48085}{48135}A little light in the loafer.
{48136}{48185}l don't mean nothing.|l love fags.
{48186}{48267}l'm Jed Coleman,|curator at the Whitney.
{48268}{48313}This is Lester Hallbrook|of The Times.
{48361}{48413}Your brother is a very|talented individual.
{48414}{48466}You got that, Mary.
{48522}{48605}l can't believe|you want my autograph.
{48605}{48641}l don't know.
{48642}{48678}There you go.
{48679}{48714}lt looks so fun.
{48715}{48769}-Let's do it at Balducci's.|-Where's that at?
{48770}{48817}Wouldn't they just die|at Dean & Deluca's?
{48818}{48869}ls that a store?
{48870}{48897}Gourmet anarchy.
{48898}{48941}You can steal for me any day.
{48942}{48991}Do you get aroused|when you shoplift?
{49037}{49084}l guess so.
{49085}{49143}Would you girls like|to get together later?
{49169}{49240}l'd like to introduce you|to Redd Larchmont.
{49241}{49268}Redd!
{49301}{49372}This is Pecker...|and Shelley, who's so lucky.
{49373}{49450}Pecker, darling, l must have|""Little Chrissy's Sugar Fix.""
{49502}{49561}The whole edition|of that one's gone.
{49562}{49599}Look at ""Rats Make Love.""
{49600}{49636}lt's one of my favorites.
{49705}{49735}There's Cindy.
{49736}{49784}Who?
{49785}{49833}Cindy Sherman--|the famous photographer?
{49833}{49869}Right.
{49869}{49950}Hey, Cindy!|Thank you for coming to my show!
{50066}{50128}-Hi, Jed. How are you?|-Very nice.
{50129}{50158}Coming through.
{50159}{50188}Excuse me!
{50189}{50248}Ladies and gentlemen,|here she is!
{50249}{50296}Full of grace.
{50297}{50324}That's right.
{50325}{50427}Our Lady herself, Mary--|right here in New York City.
{50452}{50498}l promise you it'll be OK.
{50499}{50542}Seriously. l'm Pecker's mother.
{50543}{50572}lt's fine.
{50573}{50601}Honey. Hi.
{50602}{50683}Here. Hold my purse|and watch Little Chrissy for me.
{50751}{50792}Be right back.
{50823}{50867}You got spare change?
{50868}{50895}Spare change?
{50896}{50980}You poor thing.|You must be so hungry. Here.
{50981}{51035}Thank you.|Can l have your jacket?
{51036}{51074}Sure.
{51075}{51121}Certainly you can.
{51121}{51181}There you go.
{51181}{51255}Don't they have good|thrift stores in New York?
{51256}{51290}No, ma'am.
{51291}{51326}They're so expensive.
{51327}{51438}Where l come from, you can get|an Easter outfit for 25 cents.
{51439}{51481}You can?
{51482}{51551}Fuckin' lousy art galleries|are ruining this neighborhood!
{51552}{51623}Stupid blank paintings|and out-of-focus pictures...
{51624}{51677}and those ugly ass sculptures!
{51678}{51746}Sir, l understand.
{51747}{51800}l know.|lt's really hard, isn't it?
{51801}{51855}lt's hard to appreciate|new things...
{51856}{51925}if you don't have|the proper outfit to wear.
{51925}{51978}Take this. Accessorize.
{51979}{52032}Tie it around your neck.
{52033}{52082}Don't be afraid of fashion.
{52117}{52157}That looks wonderful.
{52158}{52212}lt's a whole new you.
{52213}{52249}Listen up.
{52249}{52321}They're having|this artist's dinner...
{52321}{52369}at this place|called the ""B"" Bar...
{52369}{52408}after my son's opening.
{52409}{52445}You all should come.
{52445}{52531}Free food, and who knows,|maybe you'll get a new outfit.
{52945}{52972}Excuse me, Lynn.
{52973}{53040}Shelley,|you're right next to Pecker.
{53041}{53071}See you later.
{53113}{53165}l was wondering where you were.
{53205}{53270}Do you believe this?|We're in a nightclub.
{53304}{53351}ls this your first time|in New York?
{53353}{53407}You bet.|ls all this free?
{53408}{53447}The depth and maturity|of his work.
{53448}{53477}lt's fantastic.
{53478}{53530}There's Bryce.
{53531}{53569}Hi, Collin. Hi, Pat.
{53570}{53639}Be careful of that guy|over there.
{53640}{53679}He's from Coagulum.|lt's a magazine.
{53748}{53777}You're so good.
{53808}{53867}-Here you are, ma'am.|-How fancy.
{53868}{53903}For you, miss.
{53988}{54035}Don't be frightened.
{54036}{54070}These are just vegetables.
{54092}{54127}They won't hurt you.
{54176}{54215}l'd like to propose a toast.
{54216}{54282}To Pecker:|a brilliant photographer...
{54283}{54367}a sweet boy,|and a brand-new art star.
{54368}{54398}To Pecker.
{54399}{54437}To Pecker!
{54544}{54596}You have to stand up.
{54597}{54636}These people are here for you.
{54637}{54680}-Speak.|-Oh, God.
{54681}{54707}lt's your night.
{54708}{54767}l shouldn't have taken off work.
{54768}{54841}l should be at home|in my Laundromat doing my job.
{54842}{54874}l'm sure it'll be OK.
{54974}{55041}Thank you all|for being so nice to me...
{55042}{55089}and buying my photographs.
{55115}{55190}l wanna thank Rorey|for liking my pictures...
{55191}{55251}even though some|are out of focus...
{55252}{55319}and sometimes l don't|get the exposure right.
{55320}{55365}You don't know|what my customers are like.
{55366}{55449}They wait for me to leave town|so they can defy my rules.
{55450}{55485}You're just imagining things.
{55486}{55513}l'm not.
{55514}{55594}People with their dirty laundry|can be animals.
{55595}{55681}l'd like to toast my dad|for teaching me how far to go.
{55682}{55717}Take a bow.
{55718}{55761}He's a great guy, isn't he?
{55762}{55845}ls it legal to show pubic hair|in New York?
{55846}{55879}l'm not really sure.
{55880}{55927}And my grandmother...
{55928}{55971}for teaching me|to believe in myself...
{55972}{56015}no matter what anybody said.
{56016}{56064}She's a real saint.
{56065}{56115}Full of grace.
{56116}{56165}My customers will do anything|if l'm not there.
{56166}{56228}They could be pissing|in my dryers as we speak!
{56229}{56291}lt's going to be OK.
{56292}{56352}And my big sister Tina...
{56353}{56444}for helping me to understand|all types of human behavior.
{56445}{56551}Come down to Baltimore,|the trade capital of the world!
{56552}{56603}Thanks, Tina.
{56604}{56654}And my little sister Chrissy...
{56655}{56701}Want a Valium, honey?
{56742}{56842}for teaching me life is nothing|if you're not obsessed.
{56843}{56896}Honey, you're flinging.
{56897}{57012}And Matt, the best assistant|a photographer could ever have.
{57013}{57068}Without him,|l couldn't even do my work.
{57069}{57105}He's a big help.
{57194}{57311}And my mom, for helping me|pick out my outfits.
{57365}{57428}Actually, she helps us all|pick out our clothes.
{57429}{57476}You look beautiful, Mom.
{57477}{57510}Give her a hand!
{57511}{57545}Can l have your blouse?
{57599}{57685}This is a private dinner.
{57686}{57721}We're on the list.
{57722}{57766}You're gonna have to leave.
{57767}{57808}They're sort of with me.
{57809}{57893}You said|we could get new clothes!
{57894}{57934}Do you know these people?
{57935}{57970}l didn't know.
{57971}{58028}l thought someone|could help them.
{58029}{58076}lt's OK.
{58077}{58130}Everything's different|in New York, right?
{58131}{58172}l shouldn't even be in New York.
{58173}{58264}l'm a Baltimore girl,|and that's where l should stay.
{58265}{58312}And most importantly,|to my girlfriend Shelley.
{58313}{58404}To Shelley, the real reason|l take pictures at all.
{58405}{58458}To Shelley!
{59773}{59823}Honey, what does this mean?
{59824}{59898}""...Pecker's|delicious photographs...
{59899}{59986}""of his culturally|challenged family.""
{59987}{60018}'"Culturally challenged""?
{60019}{60066}l don't like the sound of that.
{60067}{60111}That's just art nonsense.
{60155}{60210}That's me in the paper.
{60211}{60246}Are you homosexual?
{60247}{60282}l'm not.
{60283}{60331}You wouldn't understand then.
{60379}{60426}Do you think this stuff is OK?
{60427}{60473}Sure.
{60497}{60545}This is a big article.
{60545}{60581}'"A stain goddess""?
{60582}{60673}The Village Voice called me|a stain goddess.
{60674}{60734}l just means you look good.
{60735}{60818}Hey, what are you doing later?
{60968}{61039}Maybe l'll be|in the Catholic Review.
{61040}{61126}You're gonna be a holy day|of obligation, Mom.
{61127}{61161}Here's the part l like.
{61161}{61221}'"Over 62 of Pecker's|edition prints...
{61221}{61327}""were sold for prices|as high as $1,300 each.""
{61328}{61382}They have that in the paper?
{61505}{61552}lt's our stop.
{61865}{61899}Oh, my God.
{61900}{61927}Mom, Dad.
{61928}{61966}What?
{62024}{62067}They've seen your pictures.
{62068}{62115}l'm out of here.|See you later.
{62116}{62151}Let's check it out.
{62204}{62247}Hold it, buddy.
{62248}{62279}Officer, it's our house.
{62280}{62311}Have we been robbed?
{62312}{62343}l'm afraid so.
{62344}{62391}But don't worry.|They're long gone.
{62392}{62427}Did they get my hot rollers?
{62428}{62480}l hear you're rich.
{62584}{62612}TV is gone.
{62613}{62653}So is the VCR.
{62654}{62681}l'll check upstairs.
{62682}{62727}How about the kitchen?
{62728}{62775}Nobody's hurt.|That's what's important.
{62776}{62823}See what happens|when you leave Baltimore?
{62824}{62883}Thank God Mary was with me.
{62884}{62919}Oh, God. My darkroom.
{62973}{63045}My Liza Minnelli CDs are gone!
{63045}{63131}They ate the cookies, too!
{63132}{63183}The negatives,|they're all here.
{63184}{63219}So are the prints.
{63220}{63284}They didn't even want my stuff.
{63338}{63409}They took the clock-radio|and your electric shaver.
{63410}{63458}l wonder if they were cute.
{63502}{63564}Sweetie,|did they take your cookies?
{63565}{63652}lt's no wonder we were robbed|with that Pelt Room nearby.
{63653}{63702}Pubic hair causes crime.
{63830}{63858}Full of grace.
{63958}{63985}lt's OK.
{63986}{64028}l hate vitamins!
{64065}{64105}lt's Rorey. ls Pecker there?
{64106}{64141}l have fabulous news.
{64142}{64176}Hold on.
{64214}{64261}Phone's for you!
{64262}{64309}We were just robbed.
{64310}{64349}What do you mean?
{64350}{64385}Burglarized?
{64449}{64476}lt's Rorey.
{64510}{64575}Take pictures.|This could be your next show.
{64576}{64623}Your mom's loss,|your dad's sadness.
{64624}{64654}Get close-ups.
{64684}{64741}l didn't even think|to take pictures.
{64742}{64769}Pictures?
{64770}{64797}Guess what?
{64798}{64872}The Whitney Museum wants to|schedule ""A Peek At Pecker""...
{64873}{64908}in their upcoming schedule.
{64909}{64980}The Whitney Museum !
{65025}{65060}Pecker's off work.
{65061}{65108}Call back during business hours.
{65145}{65197}This is all my fault.
{65198}{65255}What they call art in New York,|young man...
{65285}{65344}looks like plain misery to me.
{65382}{65429}Don't become an asshole.
{65429}{65487}l beg of you.|Don't become an asshole.
{65731}{65795}l don't understand this.
{65796}{65849}'"The haunting image|of financial despair.""
{65850}{65906}l was kidding around|with Pecker.
{65907}{65944}l've still got customers.
{65945}{65993}We still have food on the table.|Right?
{65993}{66050}Captain Crunch!
{66051}{66102}Don't!
{66103}{66150}My hair's a mess.
{66151}{66205}You look the same as always.
{66243}{66294}lt's awfully early, isn't it?
{66295}{66323}l got it.
{66645}{66673}Thank you.
{66741}{66810}Rorey--She's always in a hurry.
{66811}{66862}l was on MTV.
{66863}{66914}What?
{66915}{66988}l was talking to Larry|the Lughead on the phone...
{66989}{67057}and he saw Pecker's picture|of me on MTV.
{67097}{67169}Oh, Mary, l'm a model.
{67170}{67258}""Mary"" is not|a homosexual term.
{67259}{67333}Oh, my God! The cover!
{67334}{67385}Memama?
{67414}{67456}Oh, my God in heaven.
{67457}{67499}We're all famous.
{67500}{67552}Just like the Jackson family.
{67553}{67594}Don't say that.
{67595}{67680}l'm gonna show it to Monsignor.
{67681}{67738}l'd wait. l really would.
{67739}{67828}Some Catholics|might not understand it.
{67921}{67957}l'll get it.
{67957}{67986}Move over, Kate.
{67987}{68040}Outta my way, RuPaul.
{68041}{68086}See who it is first!
{68087}{68147}Her comes Tina, supermodel!
{68228}{68273}Ciao, ciao, ciao!
{68327}{68380}l'm Dr. Deborah Klompas.
{68381}{68469}l'm an M.D. with Baltimore|City Child Protection Services.
{68470}{68532}And you're Little Chrissy.
{68581}{68624}How may we help you?
{68625}{68709}lt's more about how l'm|gonna be able to help you.
{68710}{68780}We don't need anybody's help,|lady.
{68781}{68841}Protection Services|saw Little Chrissy...
{68842}{68889}in the Sun papers.
{68889}{68940}There's nothing wrong|with Little Chrissy.
{68941}{68976}Little Chrissy's wired.
{68977}{69019}She's just|a sugar-sensitive child.
{69020}{69051}That's all.
{69052}{69101}She does fidget.
{69140}{69168}l'll get it.
{69276}{69307}More good news.
{69308}{69376}Hold on. We're in the middle|of a family crisis.
{69377}{69434}l am sorry to inform you...
{69435}{69544}but your child has attention-|deficit hyperactivity disorder.
{69545}{69646}She needs Ritalin.
{69781}{69817}This is important.
{69817}{69885}Vogue wants to do a shoot|called ""Slumming With Pecker.""
{69886}{69928}You have to hold on.
{70013}{70047}Greg Gorman is the photographer.
{70048}{70120}He shoots all the celebrities,|and he wants you to model.
{70121}{70151}l can't talk now.
{70152}{70196}l'll call you back.
{70197}{70256}She does climb excessively.
{70257}{70323}Would she eat better?
{70324}{70435}You think of these as Mother|and Daddy's little helpers.
{70436}{70518}Dad, all kids love candy,|though.
{70519}{70550}lt's for her health.
{70583}{70657}Go ahead and take|your medication.
{70689}{70747}Come on, Little Chrissy,|give me a pose.
{71152}{71187}What do you think you're doin'?
{71189}{71247}You remember me|from the thrift shop?
{71295}{71330}Wait a minute.
{71331}{71380}That's my dad's radio.
{71381}{71417}You robbed our house.
{71417}{71473}So? You took my photograph|and didn't pay me.
{71474}{71532}Come on, man.|That's not the same thing.
{71533}{71564}These are real-life shots.
{71565}{71633}Fuck you. lt's my life,|real or not, asshole.
{71634}{71667}We're even now.
{71668}{71745}Wait a minute!|My sister wants her CDs back!
{71784}{71820}No cops this time, right?
{71821}{71857}Don't worry about them.
{71857}{71890}They couldn't catch|a goddamn cold.
{71891}{71925}Your pictures are everywhere.
{71926}{71962}Tell me about it.
{71963}{72035}l'm trying to get new stuff,|but everyone knows me now.
{72037}{72092}l know. No doubt.
{72190}{72219}Here.
{72301}{72370}Don't even try it.
{72371}{72419}That's my private garbage.
{72420}{72488}Sorry. No hard feelings, l hope.
{72489}{72534}Get a real job.
{72535}{72596}You stole from charity.
{72597}{72633}l'm callin' Jerry Lewis.
{72758}{72830}l didn't sign no model release,|and l'm gonna sue your ass.
{72831}{72872}He didn't even get paid yet.
{72873}{72931}What would you know, fartmouth?
{72932}{72987}The gallery gets half his money.
{72988}{73050}You can suck my fat ass, Matt.
{73051}{73123}Do you think|l should move to New York?
{73341}{73371}Can l help you?
{73372}{73420}l think we're just looking.
{73658}{73708}Do you have any Guess jeans?
{73709}{73755}This ain't GQ, buddy.
{73756}{73824}We got real clothes|at regular prices.
{73825}{73876}Just trying to look my best.
{73911}{73944}How about Jordache?
{73945}{73980}l just told you.
{74444}{74476}Any Kathie Lee?
{74477}{74513}Sold out.
{74714}{74784}l'd like to fill out|a job application.
{74785}{74842}l knew it was you, stupid.
{74843}{74894}And you're Peckerhead, right?
{74895}{74923}Pecker, ma'am.
{74924}{74989}l saw those pictures, dumbbells!
{75037}{75073}You're both caught.
{75073}{75120}l was gonna put it back, honest.
{75121}{75160}We did it for the art.
{75161}{75208}Art-schmart.|Give me that camera.
{75209}{75292}Give me that camera,|or l'm callin' the cops.
{75333}{75388}OK, you two. Whip it out.
{75389}{75420}What?
{75421}{75509}l said take out your units.
{75596}{75631}Look, we're sorry.
{75632}{75703}l said unzip!
{75877}{75949}That's what l call|a Peckerprint.
{75949}{75995}Smile.
{75996}{76043}You're on Candid Camera.
{76120}{76180}l've never been caught|shoplifting in my life.
{76181}{76232}Maybe this will|teach you both...
{76233}{76292}that some people|don't feel like being art.
{76293}{76372}lf l can't steal,|l don't want to be famous.
{76373}{76401}l quit.
{76402}{76482}We're sorry. Matt's a thief,|but he's a nice person.
{76549}{76621}ls this the stain goddess|l heard about on Howard Stern?
{76621}{76664}How do l get rid|of Pecker-tracks?
{76665}{76700}Eat one, asswipe.
{76701}{76774}Be a good little girl and put|your vagina to the phone.
{76775}{76816}Shove it, fuckwad.
{76989}{77048}Stop taking my picture!
{77049}{77084}You're ruining my life!
{77085}{77159}l'm sorry. l thought|l was making your life better.
{77160}{77230}Want to take my picture?
{77265}{77300}You can't do that in here.
{77301}{77360}Go to New York.|They love that stuff.
{77361}{77411}Take my picture. Please?
{77551}{77582}Don't you dare.
{77583}{77638}Come on!|Before my quarters run out!
{77660}{77695}Spin n' Grin.
{77696}{77723}lt's me.
{77724}{77771}l sold three prints|of you today.
{77772}{77807}ls Pecker there?
{77808}{77836}Another obscene call.
{77837}{77885}lt's your girlfriend, asshole.
{77932}{77995}Can l work in peace?
{78020}{78067}Hi, honey. lt's me, Rorey.
{78068}{78108}Did you get my little present?
{78945}{79002}lf this is Pecker,|don't call back.
{79270}{79303}Spin n' Grin.
{79304}{79339}lt's me, Peck.
{79340}{79387}A dryer overheated,|and some idiot flashed me.
{79389}{79440}Call Rorey.|Maybe she feels like talking.
{79829}{79870}Could you get that door?
{80016}{80125}Are you sure this outfit is...|the way it's supposed to be?
{80126}{80172}-Looks great.|-Turn this way.
{80173}{80224}Let's see the Polaroid.
{80225}{80264}Stop mauling me! Get off!
{80265}{80292}Background ready?
{80293}{80336}Five minutes.
{80337}{80364}Hold still.
{80365}{80431}l'd never wear this ugly rag.
{80432}{80469}lt's comme des garons, darling.
{80470}{80514}You should be so lucky.
{80515}{80543}Close your eyes.
{80544}{80574}Don't tell me about fashion.
{80575}{80652}Mr. Gorman, l'm not so sure...
{80653}{80731}Pecker is so comfortable|about modeling today.
{80732}{80770}But your son's|a fashion natural.
{80771}{80811}He's going to look great.
{80834}{80893}Can l see?
{80894}{80926}Shake your head, darling.
{81013}{81056}l look like a simpleton.
{81057}{81144}You with the rash, put this on.
{81145}{81192}My scalp itches.
{81253}{81299}Look at Mommy.
{81300}{81375}Honey, look at Mommy.
{81421}{81493}What? Oh, sweetie, is it time|for your medication?
{81494}{81541}Here we go.
{81542}{81592}l don't know about these pills.
{81593}{81653}Here. There you go, sweetie.
{81653}{81690}Wash it down.
{81709}{81744}You don't want any soda?
{81745}{81822}l wouldn't wear this|to the shelter, you twit!
{81823}{81882}Don't fight me, darling.|You can wear this anywhere.
{81883}{81916}You trying to blind me?
{81955}{82064}Jesus, what the hell|have you done to my mother?
{82065}{82101}l look silly, don't l?
{82141}{82187}What a beauty.
{82188}{82256}l'm not a beauty.|l'm a photographer.
{82257}{82356}Please, l'm more comfortable|on the other side of the camera.
{82357}{82432}You know what?|l don't want to be in Vogue.
{82448}{82530}Everybody wants to be in Vogue.
{82531}{82576}Background action.
{82577}{82680}Miss Betty, Al,|you don't have to do this.
{82699}{82734}Are they getting paid?
{82735}{82802}Nobody went over this with me.
{82803}{82844}Wait. l said no.
{82845}{82878}Don't we get food?
{82902}{82972}Did anyone hear me?|We're not doing this.
{82973}{83008}Get the hell off me.
{83009}{83051}Al, Miss Betty, stop it!
{83052}{83120}You don't have to model|if you don't want to.
{83145}{83224}He's poor...he's white...
{83249}{83288}but he sure ain't trash.
{83289}{83345}God! l don't want to be a model.
{83418}{83456}Oh, my God.
{83457}{83488}What's the matter?
{83489}{83527}She's choking to death!
{83528}{83568}Take a sip.
{83569}{83611}Spit it out.
{83612}{83659}Good. Great.
{83661}{83696}Somebody please call the doctor!
{83697}{83732}This is great. Good.
{83733}{83805}-Stop taking my picture!|-A little over there. Good.
{83805}{83855}Spit it up.
{83856}{83898}There, it's all better.
{83899}{83950}Got your shot?
{83994}{84034}l guess we can retouch.
{84049}{84078}The Lord is with me.
{84079}{84168}l know.
{84169}{84207}Full of grace.
{84208}{84246}You sure are.
{84247}{84358}You're a virgin, a mother,|and you're all mine.
{84559}{84586}Who is it?
{84587}{84686}We're the Friends of Mary,|and we've come to see Our Lady.
{84687}{84723}Be right down.
{84759}{84828}lt's all right. Be right back.
{84829}{84890}-They can't do this.|-Look at that baby.
{84925}{84996}Goddamn it! Pig!
{84997}{85028}Long live bush!
{85029}{85067}Cover it up.
{85068}{85111}Get off me, motherfucker!
{85112}{85156}Shave it off!
{85157}{85198}Pubic hair harassment!
{85199}{85246}Beaver brutality!
{85247}{85302}Pubic hair is against the law.
{85303}{85337}We want bush!
{85462}{85520}l'll make the money|off my Pelt, not you!
{85521}{85618}T-Bone! l didn't want anybody|arrested for my pictures.
{85711}{85744}Thanks.
{85885}{85914}Thank you.
{85915}{85995}Can't you see what pubic hair|is doing to this neighborhood?
{86013}{86055}Sinking your property values!
{86056}{86107}Get off! l didn't do anything.
{86160}{86215}These nice ladies|have come to honor you.
{86267}{86310}Full of grace.
{86311}{86353}You're saying that yourself.
{86354}{86390}What do you mean?
{86391}{86434}You heard me, faker.
{86435}{86543}l need Mary's help.|Oh, you have company.
{86545}{86607}This is my grandson Pecker.
{86608}{86688}These are the Friends of Mary...|or so they say.
{86689}{86724}They're not being nice to her.
{86725}{86780}We can see her lips moving.
{86781}{86832}lt's just a matter of faith,|ladies.
{86833}{86864}Here. Come on.
{86865}{86936}Shut your eyes|and think of the color blue.
{86937}{87019}No, you don't. Heretic!
{87038}{87098}Maryolatry is not a joke.
{87099}{87132}Full of grace.
{87133}{87208}This is too much|for my Catholic ears...
{87209}{87268}and l'm telling Monsignor.
{87269}{87356}Hail Mary, full of grace.|The Lord is with thee.
{87357}{87390}Blessed art thou among women...
{87391}{87448}and blessed is the fruit|of thy womb, Jesus.
{87473}{87519}You can tell the pope|for all l care!
{87520}{87555}My grandmother's a saint!
{87653}{87723}Ask Mary to make my life|like it used to be.
{87724}{87763}l'll try.
{87821}{87879}Pecker has a request.
{87880}{87908}Come in, Mary.
{87909}{87981}lt's me, Memama.
{88047}{88105}lt's me, and l'm talking to you.
{88106}{88176}Mary was silent|for centuries, right?
{88177}{88256}l guess you can't expect her|to talk on demand.
{88257}{88284}Talk, goddamn it!
{88372}{88424}lt's your pictures.
{88425}{88472}See what they've done?
{88473}{88536}They've ruined my miracle.
{88912}{88947}Come on!
{88993}{89036}Right here, waiting.
{89037}{89064}Come on.
{89103}{89159}This is a gay establishment.
{89160}{89188}We know.
{89189}{89220}We're here for the teabagging.
{89221}{89256}What teabagging?
{89257}{89318}We saw Pecker's pictures.|They're hilarious.
{89319}{89366}Give me that.
{89401}{89438}Listen up!
{89439}{89481}There's no teabagging here...
{89482}{89532}and there's no straight people|allowed, either.
{89533}{89560}What?
{89561}{89599}Come on, all of youse.
{89600}{89684}l need to see some gay l.D.,|or you're out of here.
{89720}{89748}Take the money.
{89924}{90006}Who will be|Mr. Rough Trade Baltimore?
{90036}{90067}Get away.
{90180}{90227}Did you hear me?
{90283}{90321}Will it be Death Row Dave?
{90483}{90514}Dave's a three-time loser.
{90515}{90594}He's sentenced to the chair,|but he's still got a boner!
{90664}{90704}His last request--
{90705}{90782}one more hum job before|they pull the switch.
{90817}{90849}Here he comes.
{90850}{90922}He's Matt the Thief.
{90935}{90999}He's barely legal,|but he's got the beef.
{91044}{91112}The kindest face|you'll ever find...
{91113}{91204}but if you own a store,|he'll shoplift you blind.
{91224}{91276}You ruined my career.
{91303}{91343}l'm sorry.
{91483}{91568}-Billy Heckman!|-Dad?
{91569}{91622}You are queer!
{91623}{91690}No, Mom, l'm trade.|The queers blow me.
{91745}{91799}l don't blow them.|l'm still straight.
{91859}{91924}You get off that bar|and cover yourself!
{91925}{91968}Come here.|Watch your beer, sir.
{91969}{92013}Come on.
{92014}{92053}We're getting out of here.
{92073}{92137}Tina, you're fired.
{92171}{92221}Oh, God, no, Mr. Nellbox.
{92222}{92260}This is all my fault.
{92261}{92288}Don't blame Tina.
{92289}{92317}Please.
{92381}{92430}Trade is my life.
{92561}{92602}Because of your pictures...
{92603}{92643}look what you did|to your sister.
{92820}{92868}Washing Machine Pervert, right?
{92893}{92923}Fabulous.
{92973}{93022}l sold this one to L'uomo Vogue.
{93044}{93072}Good.
{93073}{93128}This one--Don't you think|it would be perfect...
{93129}{93164}for that special edition...
{93165}{93215}Parkett magazine|wants you to do?
{93216}{93262}Sure.
{93263}{93310}We got to talk.
{93349}{93386}These pictures...
{93484}{93539}they're just suddenly all shit.
{93540}{93572}Nonsense.
{93573}{93621}Your work just evolved.
{93714}{93742}Congratulations.
{93773}{93800}What's this?
{93801}{93836}We're doing great.
{94016}{94081}And for your Whitney show...
{94175}{94223}it will be a triumph of pain.
{94224}{94280}That's a terrible poster.
{94539}{94600}l want to like it. l just don't.
{94601}{94633}Shelley's out of context.
{94634}{94675}She's not like this.
{94811}{94888}How can you be|so kind and gentle...
{94889}{94936}and still have talent?
{94937}{95018}l just try to do good work.
{95019}{95098}Could we be together just once?
{95099}{95128}You mean...
{95185}{95213}For the Whitney?
{95281}{95319}But you're my art dealer.
{95320}{95360}That's right. l am...
{95361}{95432}and l also understand|your vision.
{95540}{95592}Just once--
{95593}{95644}for art.
{95813}{95855}Oh, my God!
{95856}{95913}lt's not what you think!
{95914}{95956}lt's all about the work!
{95957}{96017}l hate modern photography!
{96161}{96220}l'm sorry. l didn't mean|for this to happen.
{96221}{96262}You're not supposed|to have sex with people...
{96263}{96295}you're trying to help.
{96369}{96423}l didn't plan it.
{96424}{96463}l like Shelley.|She's a sweetheart.
{96499}{96564}l just wanted a real boyfriend,|not some art person.
{96605}{96636}Cancel the Whitney.
{96665}{96716}You can't do that.
{96717}{96800}l want my friends, family,|and career back!
{96849}{96879}Let's talk.
{96880}{96959}Don't leave.|We can work this out.
{97002}{97034}What about New York?
{97097}{97141}They can come to me.
{97142}{97210}l'm going to have my own show|here in Baltimore.
{97211}{97238}But the Whitney!
{97239}{97304}What am l supposed|to tell the Whitney?
{97305}{97342}Shelley, l love you!
{97381}{97452}l love you more than Kodak!
{97578}{97606}Wait!
{97651}{97719}Help, police! He took a dump|without buying anything!
{97720}{97767}Get off me.
{97768}{97815}Police!|l'm making a citizen's arrest!
{97816}{97864}Matt, l got paid.
{97865}{97956}l'll give you a job,|and this time, you're on salary.
{97957}{97988}All right, Pecker-man.
{97989}{98025}You're the boss.
{98061}{98090}Bastards!
{98370}{98411}Voting card, please.
{98477}{98549}You can take the second booth|on your right.
{98549}{98585}Thank you.
{98758}{98788}Good afternoon, gentlemen.
{98789}{98822}Your voting cards, please?
{98823}{98872}l don't have it with me,|but l'm registered.
{98873}{98901}My name is Pecker.
{99005}{99054}Excuse me.
{99055}{99098}Do you have a bathroom?
{99099}{99188}This is a polling place,|not a filling station.
{99189}{99216}Excuse me.
{99288}{99360}Voting booths|are private places, Mr. Pecker.
{99361}{99392}lf l were you,|l would concentrate...
{99393}{99434}on my own personal choice|of candidate...
{99435}{99476}and not the choices of others.
{99515}{99564}l really have to use|the bathroom.
{99565}{99608}One would think|a serious voter...
{99609}{99670}would eliminate|before leaving home.
{99700}{99740}But it's an emergency.
{99741}{99811}All right. Here.
{99812}{99839}Thanks.
{99840}{99908}lt's through that door|and to the left.
{99909}{99971}To the left!
{100095}{100148}Mr. Pecker?
{100149}{100191}l'll be right back.
{100192}{100231}l'm trying to vote.
{100232}{100261}Come on.
{100296}{100338}Mr. Pecker, did you hear me?
{100339}{100382}Oh, God.
{100383}{100427}Let me stand in your bag.
{100537}{100585}She can't see me now.
{100647}{100702}Attention, voters.
{100728}{100859}No two people are allowed|in a voting booth.
{100884}{101003}More than one person|inside a voting booth...
{101004}{101056}is a federal offense...
{101057}{101094}punishable...
{101135}{101209}by up to three years in prison.
{101210}{101259}Please come back.
{101261}{101319}Without you, my work is shit.
{101320}{101371}Rorey's your work.
{101372}{101414}lt's you that l love.
{101442}{101486}l don't understand|that art crap.
{101512}{101572}You could|if you just opened your eyes.
{101573}{101636}l work in a Laundromat.
{101637}{101687}Art's everywhere.
{101688}{101744}ln my endless bags|of dirty laundry.
{101757}{101813}lt is, if you think about it.
{101841}{101875}What?
{101876}{101946}The brilliant green|of a grass stain?
{101947}{102000}That's art.
{102001}{102068}The subtle yellow|of a urine-soaked sheet?
{102069}{102119}Keep going.
{102121}{102164}lt's what you see every day.
{102165}{102209}The aqua blue of cold water...
{102210}{102254}as it dilutes a violent|red blood stain?
{102255}{102320}You got it.
{102321}{102396}Be spontaneous|for once in your life.
{102397}{102447}l'm scared.
{102448}{102519}The almond brown of a stubborn|mildew stain can be beautiful?
{102520}{102607}Let your mind go,|and you'll be free forever.
{102608}{102662}l think l finally see it.
{102663}{102735}Art.
{102768}{102807}Use a condom.
{104856}{104892}Settle down, folks.
{104893}{104940}l know we're all excited.
{104941}{104992}Take it away.
{104993}{105034}Ladies and gentlemen.
{105073}{105114}Welcome to Pecker's Place.
{105465}{105520}We're here with Pecker's|grandmother Memama.
{105521}{105579}Tell us, why won't Mary talk?
{105580}{105612}She went up, that's all.
{105613}{105657}Mary's broke.
{105658}{105744}But if channel 45's viewers|pray hard enough...
{105745}{105818}maybe Our Lady will speak again.
{105819}{105884}l'm Sloane Brown,|Channel 45 News...
{105885}{105919}live at Pecker's Place.
{105920}{105960}What's going on?|How you doing?
{105961}{106007}You're going through.
{106008}{106046}l know you.
{106047}{106092}Look.
{106130}{106191}Friends of the Whitney...
{106192}{106247}this is Baltimore.
{106277}{106325}Wonderful. Let's get off.
{106417}{106463}Look...
{106464}{106504}a row house.
{106541}{106600}With white marble steps.
{106601}{106672}lt's just like his pictures.
{106673}{106723}lt's so dignified.
{106724}{106760}So powerful.
{106761}{106835}lt's almost sexual, isn't it?
{106836}{106886}You with the goiter in the back.
{106887}{106950}How you doing? You.
{106951}{107027}Excuse me, l'm Jed Coleman.|This is the Whitney group.
{107028}{107095}lt's four dollars|for each of you.
{107119}{107184}l didn't know|there was a cover charge.
{107185}{107231}l thought you liked it|when l stole.
{107385}{107423}Congratulations.
{107425}{107460}Thank you.
{107461}{107500}lt's not just me.
{107501}{107564}lt's my friends, my family.
{107565}{107637}Everyone here inspires me.
{107638}{107696}Pecker sees New York|from the outside looking in...
{107697}{107781}and if you just open your eyes,|you'll see it, too.
{107807}{107871}l see what you mean.
{107872}{107919}That skinny lady in the photo--
{107920}{107975}That's fucking hilarious.
{107976}{108012}l love it.
{108156}{108218}We're open for business.|What do you got to trade?
{108219}{108286}l do own a bakery.
{108287}{108342}How about complimentary|birthday cakes...
{108343}{108390}for each member of your family|for two years?
{108391}{108432}lt's a deal.
{108433}{108477}l'm putting it|in my rumpus room.
{108583}{108688}Mr. Coleman,|so glad you could make it.
{108689}{108727}How does it feel to be|in front of the camera?
{108728}{108763}Well, it...
{108786}{108834}takes a little getting used to.
{108912}{108994}Hi, Mary! Welcome to Baltimore.
{109361}{109453}l didn't know Pecker|was showing this work.
{109513}{109575}Pecker, darling.|l want to see lowlife.
{109576}{109642}Show me down and dirty.
{109643}{109684}lt's just us, Lynn.
{109685}{109742}You remember Shelley, right?
{109743}{109788}Congratulations.
{109892}{109943}Oh, my God.
{109944}{109996}You look daringly original.
{109997}{110044}There's not a catalog, is there?
{110044}{110112}Nice tits, ma'am.
{110300}{110372}lt's the liquor lady.|Want to dance?
{110373}{110444}l only had two drinks|that night.
{110445}{110487}Think l care?
{110488}{110521}l drink, too.
{110522}{110570}Set 'em up.
{110668}{110704}There you go.
{110705}{110776}Oh, Miss Betty,|that looks wonderful.
{110777}{110808}l don't know.
{110809}{110875}Will it wrinkle|if l sleep in it?
{110876}{110928}Not that fabric.
{110929}{110964}That's flameproof, too...
{110965}{111016}in case someone|sets you on fire.
{111017}{111081}All right. l'll take it.
{111082}{111118}Good.
{111196}{111250}lsn't fashion something?
{111361}{111411}Here comes the vegan.
{111412}{111464}Chrissy's a good little girl.
{111465}{111517}She looks so different.
{111549}{111602}Little Chrissy's off the drugs.
{111603}{111682}She's sugar-free and on the road|to a balanced diet.
{111683}{111719}Thank you, honey.
{111751}{111817}Come on, gorgeous, be honest.
{111818}{111854}When was the last time...
{111855}{111908}a straight guy|asked you to dance?
{111961}{111994}Go on, Venetia.
{111995}{112022}Get it, girl.
{112023}{112065}Go on. You're in Baltimore.
{112722}{112778}Congratulations, Pecker.|Shelley.
{112819}{112864}Thank you.|l'm glad you could come.
{112865}{112932}This is my new discovery Randy.
{112933}{113010}He's from New Jersey and is|the first blind photographer.
{113011}{113092}l feel portraits,|and l smell landscapes.
{113092}{113137}l'm giving him a show|in November.
{113138}{113180}ls that outsider art?
{113181}{113227}No more light readings.
{113228}{113272}No more focusing.
{113273}{113322}Maybe you should give him|a show in your Laundromat.
{113323}{113368}Send me some slides.
{113369}{113405}l'll do that.
{113816}{113865}Go, T-Bone!
{113924}{113983}All right, T-Bone!
{114355}{114411}No pubic hair!
{114453}{114512}No vagrants!
{114916}{114954}Take your pants off.
{115601}{115657}Teabag him, Larry.
{115727}{115770}Brilliant work.
{115771}{115824}Thanks, Mr. Hallbrook.
{115883}{115923}Shake it, sweetheart!
{115959}{116036}Ride it, bitch!|Ride it like a butch bottom !
{116037}{116104}New York was never like this!
{116105}{116190}Holy Mary, Mother of God.
{116299}{116386}She's talking,|and l'm not saying anything.
{116387}{116435}Full of grace--
{116436}{116492}Holy Mary, Mother of God.
{116493}{116543}Our prayers have been answered.
{116544}{116591}Full of grace.
{116592}{116652}Holy Mary, Mother of God.
{116653}{116704}Grace. Holy.
{116757}{116800}Grace. God.
{116801}{116836}Holy.
{116877}{116930}Do you think|it's a real miracle?
{117195}{117246}Quiet, please.
{117284}{117340}Quiet, everybody.
{117341}{117394}Come on in. Gather around.
{117395}{117448}Pecker, get up here.
{117695}{117747}l have a toast.
{117771}{117799}To Pecker.
{117800}{117837}To Pecker!
{117838}{117885}And the end of irony!
{118112}{118162}What's next?
{118163}{118191}Well...
{118245}{118280}l think...
{118327}{118360}You know what?
{118361}{118423}l'm thinking|of directing a movie.
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