{788}{868}[ Woman ]|~ Raindrops on roses ~
{870}{940}~ And whiskers on kittens ~
{966}{1016}~ Bright copper kettles ~
{1018}{1101}~ And warm woolen mittens ~
{1127}{1170}~ Brown paper packages ~
{1171}{1251}~ Tied up with string ~
{1252}{1315}~ These are a few ~
{1317}{1459}~ Of my favorite things ~
{1518}{1600}[ Duke Narrating ]|We were somewhere around|Barstow, on the edge of the desert...
{1602}{1660}when the drugs|began to take hold.
{1954}{2024}[ Duke ]|I remember saying something like:
{2026}{2108}I feel a bit lightheaded.|Maybe you should drive.
{2110}{2172}~ [ Continues ]
{2174}{2256}- Hmm ?|- Suddenly there was|a terrible roar all around us...
{2258}{2328}and the sky was full of|what looked like huge bats...
{2330}{2400}- [ Bats Screeching ]|- all swooping and screeching|and diving around the car.
{2402}{2474}- And a voice was screaming:|- Holy Jesus, what are|these goddamned animals ?
{2476}{2570}- [ Grunting ]|- [ Rock Continues ]|~ Come on, baby ~
{2572}{2631}- Did you say something ?|- Hmm ?
{2632}{2679}Never mind.
{2680}{2727}It's your turn to drive.
{2728}{2799}No point in mentioning|these bats, I thought.
{2800}{2869}The poor bastard'll|see them soon enough.
{2871}{2917}~ Baby, I'm startin'|to feel human ~
{2919}{2980}- ~ Ohh, ohh, yeah ~|- ~ Hey, hey, Feel with me, baby ~
{2982}{3051}- [ Grunting ]|- ~ 'Cause I feel it comin' on ~
{3052}{3111}~ [ Continues ]
{3112}{3176}- [ Screeching Continues ]|- Fucking pigs ! Flying !
{3178}{3248}[ Grunting, Murmuring ]
{3250}{3298}We had two bags of grass...
{3300}{3346}75 pellets of mescaline...
{3348}{3420}five sheets of|high-powered blotter acid...
{3422}{3482}a salt shaker|half-full of cocaine...
{3483}{3560}a whole galaxy of multicolored|uppers, downers, screamers, laughers.
{3562}{3656}Also a quart of tequila,|a quart of rum, a case of beer...
{3658}{3704}- a pint of raw ether...|- Shit !
{3706}{3752}two dozen amyls.
{3754}{3806}Not that we needed all that|for the trip...
{3808}{3879}but once you get locked into|a serious drug collection...
{3880}{3940}the tendency is to push it|as far as you can.
{3973}{4044}The only thing that really|worried me was the ether.
{4045}{4123}There is nothing in the world|more helpless and irresponsible|and depraved...
{4125}{4196}than a man in the depths|of an ether binge...
{4197}{4267}and I knew we'd get into|that rotten stuff pretty soon.
{4325}{4347}[ Radio: Female Newscaster ]|A House subcommittee report|says illegal drugs killed...
{4349}{4418}160 American G.I.s|last year...
{4419}{4472}40 of them in Vietnam.
{4495}{4526}- [ Tuning ]|- ~ One toke over the line|Sweet Jesus ~
{4527}{4574}One toke, man !
{4576}{4651}[ Singing Along With Radio,|Slightly Behind ]|~ One toke over the line ~
{4653}{4730}~ Sittin' downtown|at a railway station ~
{4731}{4798}~ One toke over the line ~
{4799}{4861}- One toke, you poor fool ?|- ~ Sweet, sweet Mary ~
{4863}{4930}Wait'll you see|those goddamned bats, man.
{4931}{4979}~ Mine ~
{4980}{5044}[ Radio Continues ]|~ One toke over the line ~
{5086}{5172}- Let's give that boy a lift.|- What ? No !
{5174}{5220}- ~ [ Ends ]|- Wait !
{5222}{5287}We can't stop here.|This is bat country.
{5371}{5465}Hot damn ! I never rode|in a convertible before !
{5467}{5550}Is that right ? Well, I guess|you're about ready then, aren't ya ?
{5551}{5634}We're your friends. We're not|like the others, man. Really.
{5636}{5707}No more of that talk, or I'll|put the leeches on you. Understand ?
{5708}{5747}[ Gonzo Giggling ]
{5772}{5811}Get in.
{5896}{5976}How long could we maintain,|I wondered.
{5978}{6064}How long before one of us starts raving|and jabbering at this boy ?
{6066}{6112}What will he think then ?
{6114}{6214}This same lonely desert was the last|known home of the Manson family.
{6216}{6297}Would he make that grim connection|when my attorney starts screaming...
{6299}{6369}about bats and huge manta rays|coming down on the car ?
{6371}{6462}If so, well, we'll just have to|cut his head off and bury him somewhere.
{6463}{6546}- 'Cause it goes without saying|that we can't turn him loose.|- [ Muttering ]
{6548}{6630}He'd report us at once to some kind of|outback nazi law enforcement agency...
{6632}{6690}and they'll run us down|like dogs.
{6691}{6786}- Jesus, did I say that,|or just think it ?|- Jesus, did I say that ?
{6788}{6846}Was I talking ?|Did they hear me ?
{6848}{6927}It's okay. Just admiring|the shape of your skull.
{6928}{6999}- No, thanks !|- Maybe I'd better have|a chat with this boy.
{7000}{7071}- I have asthma !|- Perhaps if I explain things,|he'll rest easy.
{7072}{7119}All right, listen.
{7120}{7209}There's one thing you should probably|understand-- Can you hear me ?
{7211}{7255}Good.
{7257}{7328}I want you to have|all the background.
{7329}{7387}- Aah !|- This is a very ominous assignment...
{7389}{7435}with overtones of|extreme personal danger.
{7437}{7503}I'm a Doctor of Journalism.|This is important, goddamn it !
{7504}{7560}- This is a fucking true story !|- [ Gasps ]
{7562}{7613}[ Gonzo Shouting ]|You fucking--
{7615}{7677}- Get your hands off my fucking head !|- [ Grunting ]
{7679}{7773}- Now, now, now.|- Our vibrations were|getting nasty. But why ?
{7775}{7834}Was there no communication|in this car ?
{7836}{7906}- Had we deteriorated|to the level of dumb beasts ?|- [ Giggling ]
{7908}{7966}This man at the wheel|is my attorney.
{7967}{8050}He's not just some dingbat I found on|the Strip, man. He's a foreigner.
{8051}{8138}I think he's probably Samoan.|It doesn't matter, though, does it ?
{8140}{8199}- Are you prejudiced ?|- [ Whimpers ] Hell, no.
{8200}{8247}I didn't think so.
{8248}{8331}Because, in spite of his race,|the man is extremely valuable to me.
{8332}{8415}- Oh, shit. I forgot about the beer.|You want some ?|- No.
{8416}{8468}- How 'bout some ether ?|- What ?
{8520}{8540}Never mind. All right, let's get right|to the heart of this thing.
{8542}{8570}- Twenty-four hours ago|we were sitting...|- ...in the Pogo Lounge...
{8614}{8712}of the Beverly Heights Hotel,|in the patio section, of course...
{8714}{8797}drinking Singapore Slings|with mescal on the side...
{8798}{8940}hiding from the brutish realities|of this foul year of our Lord, 1971.
{8942}{9012}[ Muttering ]|Cops were goin' apeshit--
{9014}{9134}Perhaps this is the call you've|been waiting for all this time, sir.
{9136}{9183}Perhaps.
{9184}{9247}Yeah. Mm-hmm.
{9249}{9295}Mmm ! Really. All right.
{9297}{9357}Yeah ? Oh, yeah, yeah.|Oh, yeah.
{9359}{9393}Okay. Bye.
{9394}{9447}- That was headquarters.|They want me to--|- Ahem.
{9513}{9559}[ Coins Clatter On Ground ]
{9561}{9607}[ Whispers ]|Thank you.
{9637}{9707}They want me to go|to Las Vegas at once...
{9709}{9779}make contact with a Portuguese|photographer named Lacerda.
{9781}{9827}He'll have|all the details.
{9829}{9911}All I have to do is check into my|soundproof suite. He'll seek me out.
{9913}{9978}- What do you think ?|- Sounds like real trouble.
{9980}{10050}You're gonna need plenty of legal|advice before this thing is over.
{10052}{10098}Oh, yeah.
{10100}{10176}As your attorney, I advise you to rent|a fast car with no top.
{10178}{10224}And you'll need|the cocaine.
{10226}{10307}Tape recorder|for special music.
{10309}{10355}Acapulco shirts.
{10357}{10445}Get the hell out of L.A.|for at least 48 hours.
{10447}{10493}- Blows my weekend.|- Why ?
{10495}{10589}'Cause, naturally, I'm|gonna have to go with you.
{10590}{10664}We're gonna have to|arm ourselves to the teeth.
{10666}{10724}Well, why not ?
{10726}{10815}I mean, if a thing's worth doing,|it's worth doing right.
{10846}{10906}This is the American Dream|in action.
{10932}{10969}Wait !
{11014}{11121}Shit, we'd be fools not to|ride this strange torpedo|all the way out to the end.
{11123}{11170}Indeed.|We must do it.
{11171}{11219}What kind of story|is this ?
{11221}{11267}It's the Mint 400...
{11269}{11365}the richest off-road race for|motorcycles and dune buggies in|the history of organized sport.
{11367}{11413}It's a fantastic|spectacle...
{11414}{11461}in honor of some|fatback grosero...
{11462}{11533}who owns the luxurious Mint Hotel|in downtown Las Vegas.
{11535}{11591}At least that's what|the press release says.
{11593}{11651}As your attorney,|I advise you to buy a motorcycle.
{11653}{11735}How else can you cover|a thing like this righteously ?
{11737}{11819}Well, we're gonna have to|drum it up on our own.
{11821}{11867}Pure Gonzo journalism.
{11869}{11915}[ Tires Screeching ]
{11917}{11978}Shit !
{11980}{12027}[ Tires Screech ]
{12106}{12188}[ Duke ] Getting hold of the drugs|and shirts had been no problem...
{12190}{12260}but the car and tape recorder were|not easy things to round up at 6:30...
{12262}{12320}on a Friday afternoon|in Hollywood.
{12322}{12391}Sounds beautiful.|Great. Hang on to it.
{12393}{12463}Fuckin' A, the gentleman has|a major credit card !
{12465}{12542}That's right, man. Don't take any guff|from these fucking swine.
{12544}{12590}I just got through|saying that.
{12592}{12694}Do you realize who the fuck|you're talking to ? Do you ?
{12696}{12743}Be over in 30 minutes.
{12812}{12868}[ Duke ]|We're gonna need a sound store.
{12870}{12940}- [ Gonzo ] We won't make the nut|unless we have unlimited credit.|- We will, man.
{12942}{12999}You Samoans|are all the same.
{13001}{13120}You have no faith in the essential|decency of the white man's culture.
{13122}{13168}[ Duke Narrating ]|The store was closed...
{13170}{13240}but the salesman said|he could wait if we'd hurry.
{13242}{13288}- [ Horns Honking ]|- [ Sirens Wailing ]
{13290}{13369}But we were delayed en route|when the Stingray in front of us|killed a pedestrian.
{13398}{13469}We had trouble again|with the car rental agency.
{13470}{13553}Mr. Duke, we're all settled.|If I could get your John|Hancock, you're on your way.
{13555}{13645}- Yeah.|- You're gonna be real careful|with this car, right ?
{13646}{13693}Oh, yeah, man.|Of course.
{13788}{13834}[ Tires Screech ]
{13836}{13907}[ Panting ]|Holy smokes !
{13908}{14002}You just backed over|a 2-foot concrete abutment,|you didn't even slow down.
{14004}{14078}What, were you going about,|uh, oh, I don't know,|45 miles an hour backwards ?
{14080}{14126}- There's no harm done.|- Oh ?
{14128}{14199}I always test the transmission that way,|the rear end for stress factors.
{14200}{14270}- Boy, this is really a nice pen, man.|- Hey, uh, listen, you--
{14272}{14342}you fellas haven't been,|uh, drinking, have you ?
{14344}{14390}- No. Not me.|- Oh. Well--
{14392}{14463}- We're responsible people.|- [ Engine Revving, Tires Screeching ]
{14464}{14510}Damn it,|you've got my pen !
{14544}{14591}Goddamn hippies !
{14655}{14753}We spent the rest of that night rounding|up materials and packing the car.
{14755}{14825}Then we ate some mescaline|and went swimming.
{14876}{14922}Our trip was different.
{14924}{14970}It was to be|a classic affirmation...
{14972}{15043}of everything right and true|in the national character...
{15044}{15120}a gross physical salute|to the fantastic possibilities|of life in this country.
{15122}{15168}But only for those|with true grit.
{15170}{15226}And we are chock full|of that, man.
{15247}{15286}Damn right !
{15288}{15374}My attorney understands this concept,|despite his racial handicap.
{15376}{15435}- But do you ?|- [ Giggling ]
{15436}{15538}He said he understood, but I could|see in his eyes that he didn't.
{15540}{15611}- He was lying to me.|- [ Gonzo Screams ]
{15642}{15701}Ohh ! Aaah !
{15832}{15902}Aaah ! Aaah !
{15903}{15950}Ohhhhh !|Medicine !
{15951}{15998}- What ?|- Medicine !
{15999}{16064}Medicine ? Oh, yeah, medicine !|Right. Right here.
{16066}{16136}- [ Shrieking ]|- Don't worry. This man has a bad heart.
{16138}{16184}Angina pectoris.
{16186}{16256}But we have a cure for it.|Here you go. All right.
{16258}{16328}Big whiff. Big whiff.|Big whiff, sonny boy.
{16330}{16400}- Ah. There you go. Much better.|- [ Sighs ]
{16402}{16463}- Now for the doctor.|- [ Groans Loudly ]
{16549}{16623}[ Squealing ]
{16766}{16813}What the--
{16815}{16898}What the fuck are we doing out here|in the middle of the desert ?
{16900}{16967}Somebody call the police.|We need help.
{16969}{17041}- We need help.|We need help. We need help.|- [ Horn Honks ]
{17078}{17136}[ Laughing ]
{17250}{17296}The truth.
{17320}{17367}Truth ?
{17368}{17422}We're goin' to Vegas...
{17424}{17535}to croak a scag baron|named Savage Henry.
{17537}{17611}- It's true.|- Why ? Because I've|known him for years...
{17613}{17659}but he ripped us off.
{17661}{17720}- [ Duke ]|And you know what that means.|- And you know what that means.
{17722}{17767}- Right ?|- No.|- Mm-hmm.
{17769}{17815}Savage Henry...
{17817}{17863}has cashed|his check.
{17865}{17935}- Cashed his check.|- And we're gonna rip his lungs out.
{17937}{18016}- [ Hammer Clicking ]|- And eat them. That bastard|won't get away with this.
{18018}{18088}I mean, what is going on|in this country...
{18090}{18175}when a scum sucker like that|can get away with sandbagging|a Doctor of Journalism ?
{18205}{18251}- Hey !|- Thanks for the ride !
{18253}{18311}- Don't worry about me !|[ Giggling ]|- Wait a minute !
{18313}{18359}Come back|and have a beer !
{18361}{18407}Shit.
{18409}{18463}Fuck. I'm gonna miss him.
{18465}{18523}- Move over !|- Did you see his eyes ?
{18525}{18595}We have to get out of California|before that kid finds a cop.
{18597}{18643}Scoot over,|you fat bastard.
{18645}{18727}- We had a real freak on our hands !|- Oh, shit.
{18785}{18865}[ Duke Narrating ]|It was absolutely imperative|that we get to the Mint Hotel...
{18866}{18913}before the deadline|for press registration.
{18914}{18993}Otherwise we might have to|pay for our suite.
{19098}{19130}[ Screeches ]
{19132}{19239}Jesus ! Did you see what God|just did to us, man ?
{19241}{19299}God didn't do that.|You did it.
{19301}{19347}You're a narcotics agent.|I knew it.
{19349}{19435}That was our cocaine,|you fucking pig, swine, whore !
{19437}{19493}You'd better be careful.
{19494}{19586}Plenty of vultures out here that'll pick|your bones clean before morning.
{19588}{19654}- You fucking whore.|- Hee hee hee.
{19685}{19747}Here's your half|of the sunshine acid. Eat it.
{19749}{19807}Yeah.
{19809}{19855}Great.
{19857}{19906}How long do I have ?
{19908}{19978}As your attorney, I advise you|to drive at top speed...
{19980}{20074}or it'll be a goddamn miracle|if we can get there before|you turn into a wild animal.
{20076}{20147}- [ Muttering ]|- ~ [ Rock ]
{20148}{20193}~ Yeah, yeah ~
{20194}{20241}- ~ [ Continues ]|- Are you ready for that ?
{20242}{20313}Checking into a Vegas hotel|under a phony name...
{20314}{20400}with intent to commit capital fraud|and a head full of acid ?
{20402}{20446}I sure hope so.
{20473}{20536}[ Duke Narrating ] Thirty minutes.|It was going to be very close.
{20538}{20608}~ [ Continues ]
{20659}{20698}~ Well, she's all|you'd ever want ~
{20699}{20739}~ She's the kind|I'd like to flaunt ~
{20741}{20785}~ And take to dinner ~
{20786}{20842}[ Man On P.A. ]|Welcome to the Mint Hotel !
{20843}{20889}~ Well, she always|knows her place ~
{20891}{20935}~ She's got style|She's got grace ~
{20937}{20998}- ~ She's a winner ~|- [ Horn Honking ]
{21024}{21092}~ She's a lady ~
{21094}{21150}~ Whoa-whoa-whoa|She's a lady ~
{21152}{21189}Hmm ? Mmm.
{21190}{21266}~ Talking about|my little lady ~
{21268}{21339}- Come on, take the ticket.|We're busy here.|- ~ And the lady is mine ~
{21340}{21390}Come on, take the ticket.|Take it.
{21392}{21439}Take the ticket.
{21440}{21524}- ~ [ Continues ]|- I need this. Right ?
{21526}{21570}I'll remember your face.
{21619}{21700}[ Duke Narrating ] There is|no way of explaining the terror I felt.
{21742}{21824}- ~ [ Continues ]|- [ On P.A. ] Attention,|all Mint Hotel guests.
{21826}{21884}Will the owner|of a green Pinto...
{21886}{21961}Minnesota license plate|TG0432--
{21970}{22033}[ Duke Narrating ]|I was pouring sweat.
{22035}{22090}My blood is too thick|for Nevada.
{22091}{22162}I've never been able to properly|explain myself in this climate.
{22163}{22210}[ Man Chattering ]
{22211}{22283}[ Duke Narrating ]|Okay. Be quiet, be calm.
{22284}{22374}Name, rank|and press affiliation.
{22375}{22422}Nothing else.
{22423}{22494}...hamburger stand.|She was a waitress about 16 years old.
{22495}{22570}They chopped her goddamn head off right|there in the parking lot...
{22571}{22622}and cut all kinds of holes in her|and sucked out the blood.
{22623}{22708}They were after the pineal gland,|I think. Yeah.
{22710}{22785}- No. How's your mama ?|- [ Duke ] ignore this terrible drug.
{22787}{22832}Yeah.
{22834}{22880}Pretend|it's not happening.
{22882}{22928}[ Grunts ]
{22930}{22996}[ Shouts ]|Hi there ! Uhh--
{22998}{23044}My name ?
{23046}{23117}Uh... Raoul Duke !
{23119}{23194}[ Muttering ] On the list.|Freelance. On the list, then ?
{23196}{23258}Total coverage.|Uh-huh.
{23300}{23371}I have my attorney...
{23423}{23470}with me...
{23471}{23542}and I realize that his name|is not on that list...
{23543}{23590}but we must have|a suite !
{23616}{23657}[ Muttering ]|Must have that suite.
{23659}{23705}What's the score here ?
{23706}{23750}What's next ?
{23751}{23802}Your suite isn't ready yet...
{23804}{23876}but someone|was looking for you.
{23878}{23935}Aah ! No ! We haven't done|anything yet !
{23936}{24002}- I can handle this.|- [ Muttering ]
{24004}{24063}This man suffers|from a bad heart.
{24064}{24145}But I have plenty of medicine.|My name is Dr. Gonzo.
{24146}{24205}Prepare our suite at once.|We'll be in the bar.
{24328}{24398}Aaah !|[ Grunts ]
{24535}{24617}[ Woman ] I don't know about you,|but I'm startin' to feel that drink.
{24619}{24665}[ Chuckling ]
{24695}{24741}[ Growls ]
{24742}{24801}Hey, beat it.|Beat it. Go on.
{24835}{24881}[ Woman ]|I like the way you did that.
{24883}{24929}Aaah !|[ Whimpering ]
{24930}{24977}Come on.|Come on. Come on.
{24979}{25049}- What's that ?|- Come on, come on.|Let's get some peanuts.
{25051}{25121}That's one thing|that's good for you. Peanuts.
{25123}{25172}Ohh ! Jesus !
{25174}{25250}- Two Cuba libres, beer|and mescal on the side.|- You got it.
{25252}{25310}- [ Man ] I'll bet you're a Libra.|- Mmm.
{25312}{25382}[ Wild Laughter ]
{25383}{25448}[ Woman Moaning ]
{25483}{25578}Who's Lacerda ? He's waiting|for us on the 12th floor.
{25579}{25626}Room 1250. Lacerda.
{25655}{25705}[ Duke Narrating ]|I couldn't remember.
{25707}{25790}- The name rang a bell,|but I couldn't concentrate.|- [ Gurgling, Bubbling ]
{25791}{25850}Terrible things were happening|all around us.
{25851}{25886}[ Groans ]
{25887}{25934}Buy us some golf shoes...
{25935}{26026}otherwise we'll never|get out of this place alive.
{26028}{26081}Impossible to walk|in this muck.
{26083}{26129}No footing at all.
{26130}{26189}~ [ Continues ]
{26191}{26285}[ Woman On P.A. ]|Mr. Roger Pratt, please|call the hotel operator.
{26326}{26450}~ How can I bear|to see your heart break ~
{26452}{26508}~ To see your heart break ~
{26510}{26589}~ Over me ~
{26591}{26637}~ [ Continues ]
{26682}{26752}[ Growling, Roaring ]
{26754}{26812}- ~ [ Continues ]|- [ Growling, Roaring Continue ]
{27162}{27265}I was right in the middle|of a fucking reptile zoo...
{27266}{27340}and somebody was giving booze|to these goddamn things.
{27342}{27425}It won't be long now|before they tear us to shreds.
{27427}{27481}[ Growling,|Roaring Continue ]
{27482}{27548}- ~ [ Continues ]|- [ Muttering Gibberish ]
{27604}{27680}[ Muttering, Roaring Continues,|Volume Increasing ]
{27767}{27813}- Please !|- [ Muttering, Roaring Stop ]
{27815}{27909}- Tell'em to get out|their fucking golf shoes !|- [ Growled Gasps ]
{27911}{27982}Jesus God Almighty,|look at that bunch over there, man.
{27983}{28030}They've spotted us.
{28031}{28078}[ Gonzo ] That's|the press table, man.
{28079}{28150}We're gonna have to sign in|for our credentials.
{28183}{28233}Okay ?
{28235}{28274}Are you ready ?
{28276}{28323}- Hmm ?|- Are you ready ?
{28351}{28408}- Come on, hurry up.|- Wait ! Don't leave me !
{28471}{28514}[ Boy ]|Two club sandwiches...
{28516}{28599}and, uh,|two more club sandwiches...
{28601}{28694}one, two, three, four|shrimp cocktails...
{28696}{28742}- Hmm ? Hmm ?|- and nine fresh grapefruit.
{28744}{28801}- [ Rumbling ]|- Vitamin C. Need all we can get.
{28803}{28867}- Four chicken--|- There's a, uh...
{28869}{28927}big machine in the sky,|some kind of...
{28929}{29009}- Quart of rum.|- well, electric snake|coming straight at us.
{29010}{29045}[ Gonzo ]|Shoot it.
{29047}{29118}Not yet. I want|to study its habits.
{29120}{29208}- [ Boy ] You motorcycle people|sure are hearty eaters.|- [ TV: Rumbling, Explosions ]
{29210}{29280}I need the cart.|I need to return with the cart.
{29282}{29371}Thank you, but the cart needs to|go back with-- I'll be back !
{29373}{29421}- You bastard.|- I've been hit, man !
{29423}{29514}I leave you alone for 3 minutes|and you start waving that|goddamn marlin spike around...
{29516}{29563}yelling about reptiles.
{29564}{29641}- What are you talking about ?|- You scared the shit|out of those people.
{29642}{29689}They were ready|to call the cops.
{29691}{29801}- Yes, sir, you were lucky|I came back in time.|- Don't come fucking near me !
{29803}{29878}- [ TV: Explosions Continue ]|- Leave me alone.
{29880}{29956}The only reason they gave us press|passes was to get you out of there.
{29979}{29999}- [ Knock On Door ]|- Oh, God ! What's that ?
{30001}{30076}That scene straightened me|right out, man.
{30078}{30160}- Is it the door ?|- [ TV: Explosions Continue ]
{30162}{30233}- [ TV Newscaster ]|As the bombing continues in Laos--|- Just a minute.
{30234}{30280}- [ Knocking Continues ]|- Holy shit.
{30282}{30328}Oh, my God.
{30330}{30384}[ TV Newscaster Continues ]
{30386}{30492}Hi. I'm, uh, Lacerda,|your photographer.
{30610}{30656}- Duke ?|- Mm-mmm.
{30658}{30704}Back there.
{30706}{30780}- [ TV ] It looks as though|the North Vietnamese may--|- Duke ? Duke ?
{30782}{30828}Hi !|[ Laughs ]
{30830}{30890}Lacerda.|Your photographer.
{30892}{30939}You're not Portuguese, man !
{30940}{31008}Hey, too bad you guys|missed the bikes checkin' in.
{31010}{31056}Oh, man, what a sight !
{31058}{31127}- Husquavarnas, Yamahas, DMZs.|- [ TV: Machine Guns Firing,|Volume Increasing ]
{31164}{31213}Kawasakis !
{31215}{31280}- Maicos. Pursang !|- [ TV: Plane Engines Roaring,|Volume Increasing ]
{31282}{31344}- Swedish fireballs.|- [ TV: Volume Decreases, Quiets ]
{31346}{31404}Couple of Triumphs.|Here and there a CZ.
{31406}{31464}All very, very fast.
{31466}{31512}Very.|[ Chuckling ]
{31514}{31569}What a race|it's gonna be.
{31643}{31725}[ Chuckling Continues ]|Yeah.
{31822}{31895}I'm gonna let myself out.
{31898}{31941}We know what|you're up to, man.
{31943}{31989}Hmm ?
{32070}{32141}[ TV Continues: Explosions,|Helicopter Blades Whirring ]
{32212}{32264}I'm gonna tell you--
{32266}{32353}He's lying to us.|I could see it in his eyes.
{32355}{32396}Eyes ?
{32398}{32473}- [ TV Newscaster ]|Late battle reports indicate--|- Panic now, Charlie.
{32475}{32521}[ Muttering ]
{32523}{32588}Turn this shit off.
{32721}{32780}The racers were ready|at dawn.
{32782}{32828}Very tense.
{32830}{32915}In some circles the Mint 400|is a far, far better thing...
{32916}{32988}than the Super Bowl,|the Kentucky Derby...
{32990}{33060}and the Lower Oakland Roller|Derby Finals all rolled into one.
{33062}{33108}Slow down !|This is a restricted area !
{33110}{33167}This race attracts|a very special breed.
{33169}{33217}- [ Mutters ] Fuck off.|- All right.
{33219}{33301}It was time to get grounded,|to ponder this rotten assignment...
{33303}{33361}- and figure out how to cope with it.|- Whoa !
{33363}{33409}It was time|to do the job.
{33411}{33505}Those of us who had been|up all night were in no mood|for coffee and doughnuts.
{33507}{33563}We wanted strong drink.
{33564}{33611}- We were, after all...|- [ Gunshots ]
{33612}{33662}the absolute cream|of the national sporting press.
{33664}{33710}Pull !
{33712}{33793}We were gathered in Las Vegas for|this very special moment in sport.
{33795}{33865}- When it comes to a thing like|this, they don't fool around.|- [ Gunshots Continue ]
{33867}{33925}[ Snoring ]
{33927}{33997}- It's, uh, just beautiful.|- [ Chuckling ]
{34080}{34138}[ Croupier ]|Money plays. Money plays.
{34140}{34221}Kill the body, the head will die.|Ali-Frazier fight.
{34223}{34303}- Crazy shit.|- A proper end to the '60s.
{34305}{34375}Ali beaten|by a human hamburger.
{34377}{34444}- Both Kennedys murdered by mutants.|- Hey, they're startin' !
{34446}{34493}Oh, shit, they're startin'.|Let's go !
{34494}{34541}[ Man On P.A. ]|Ladies and gentlemen...
{34542}{34648}welcome to the start of the|$50,000 Mint 400 Desert Race...
{34650}{34729}with a purse of $50,000|going to the winner...
{34731}{34792}of this grueling, gut-wrenching,|dust-eating...
{34793}{34867}in-your-face|motocross extravaganza !
{34869}{34915}And there they go !
{34916}{34963}We've got|rooster tails goin' !
{34964}{35034}We're here to spit|in your enemy's eye !
{35036}{35089}There they go.|[ Mutters ]
{35091}{35177}[ Man On P.A. ]|All right, our second group|of ten is getting in place.
{35179}{35258}- Kawasakis, Triumphs, Maicos.|- [ Engines Revving ]
{35260}{35339}We're ready to go. It's the green flag,|and they're off !
{35341}{35418}Another great start with a lot of dirt|happening on this hill !
{35420}{35511}All right, here we go with|the third group. And they're off !
{35513}{35584}Number 45 riding|in the number-four position...
{35586}{35651}is choking|as the dust flies !
{35653}{35743}You'd better wet those bandannas|you got stretched over your face !
{35745}{35791}[ Cheering,|Engines Revving ]
{35793}{35863}[ Duke Narrating ]|There was something like|190 more bikes waiting to start.
{35864}{35935}- Gimme a beer, man.|- They were due to go off,|ten at a time...
{35936}{35983}every two minutes.
{35985}{36031}There you go, buddy.
{36033}{36079}[ Blows Nose ]
{36081}{36127}[ Sighs ]
{36128}{36197}-Goddamn it. What day is it ? Saturday ?|-Shit.
{36198}{36244}- More like Sunday.|- Ahh.
{36351}{36397}Hello ! Anyone ?
{36399}{36445}Have you seen the race ?
{36447}{36541}By 10:00 they were spread out|all over the course.
{36543}{36597}- Ohh !|- It was no longer a race.
{36599}{36673}Now it was|an endurance contest.
{36675}{36783}The idea of trying to cover|this race in any conventional|press sense was absurd.
{36784}{36842}- Hey ! It's pretty great, huh ?|- What ?
{36844}{36894}Come on in !
{36945}{37003}[ Shutter Clicking ]
{37005}{37094}I'm just gonna try different|combinations of lenses and film...
{37096}{37176}until I find something|that works in this dust !
{37178}{37224}[ Helicopter Blades Whirring ]
{37226}{37286}- What the hell ?|- [ Machine Gun Fire ]
{37288}{37372}That's fucking machine guns.|They're firing at us. Machine guns !
{37374}{37449}- [ Gunfire Continues ]|- It's a goddamn war zone !|Get us out of here quick !
{37451}{37539}- [ Lacerda ] Yeee-hoo !|- Quick, man ! We're gonna|be killed, for fuck's sake !
{37540}{37653}What the-- Oh, no.|Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
{37690}{37737}Where's|the damn race ?
{37762}{37808}Beats me, man.
{37810}{37862}We're just good, patriotic Americans|like yourself.
{37892}{37955}What outfit|you fellas with ?
{37956}{38029}Oh. The sporting press.|We're friendlies.
{38031}{38077}Hired geeks.
{38154}{38212}Uh... yeah.
{38214}{38298}- Let's go.|- Yee-ooooh !
{38300}{38354}- Good luck, gentlemen.|- [ Machine Gun Fire Resumes ]
{38356}{38402}- Get him !|- Freaks.
{38404}{38477}- Take me back to the pits.|- No ! No, no, no. We have to go on.
{38479}{38528}We need total coverage !
{38530}{38630}It was time, I felt, for an agonizing|reappraisal of the whole scene.
{38632}{38692}You're fired.
{38694}{38738}Awful jackass.
{38775}{38821}All right.
{38823}{38886}- Just drive into the dust !|- I never wanna see you again.
{38888}{38958}Just drive|into the dust !
{38960}{39030}Huh ? Ohh.
{39098}{39176}The race was|definitely underway.
{39178}{39266}I had witnessed the start.|I was sure of that much.
{39268}{39314}But what now ?
{39316}{39362}What comes next ?
{39397}{39448}~ [ Pop ]
{39538}{39609}Put on the radio.|Turn on the tape machine.
{39610}{39657}Roll every|goddamn window down.
{39658}{39716}- ~ It's not unusual ~|- Let us taste this cool desert wind.
{39718}{39764}~ To be loved by anyone ~
{39766}{39837}- ~ [ Continues ]|- Ah, yes. This is what it's all about.
{39838}{39885}[ Duke Narrating ]|Total control now...
{39886}{39966}tooling along the main drag|on a Saturday night in Vegas.
{39968}{40038}Two good old boys|in a fire-apple red convertible...
{40040}{40136}stoned, ripped, twisted.
{40138}{40184}Good people.
{40186}{40251}Hot fuck.|That sounds heavy.
{40253}{40321}- Twenty-nine cent hot dogs.|- Mmm.
{40323}{40369}What are we doing here ?
{40371}{40441}Are we here to entertain|ourselves or do the job ?
{40443}{40498}Do the job, of course.
{40500}{40601}Here we go. Crab louie and a quart|of muscatel for $20.
{40603}{40721}- ~ It's not unusual ~|- As your attorney, I advise you|to drive to the Tropicana.
{40723}{40793}Guy Lombardo. He's in the Blue Room|with his Royal Canadians.
{40795}{40865}- Why ?|- Why ? Why what ?
{40867}{40961}Why should I pay my hard-earned dollars|to watch a fucking corpse ?
{40963}{41009}I don't know about you...
{41011}{41089}- but in my line of business|it's important to be hep.|- [ Tires Screech ]
{41091}{41132}What do you think|you're doing ?
{41134}{41202}This is not a parking area !|You've got to move your car !
{41204}{41274}You can't park your car here.|Excuse me. Sir !
{41276}{41326}- What ?|- You can't park-- Hey !
{41328}{41367}You can't|park your car here !
{41368}{41431}Is this not|a reasonable place to park ?
{41432}{41510}Reasonable ? You're on a sidewalk !|It's a sidewalk !
{41512}{41558}- This is not a parking area !|- Debbie Reynolds ?
{41560}{41642}- You can't park on the sidewalk !|- Seems like a hot ticket.
{41644}{41710}Drove all the way from L.A.|for this show.
{41712}{41750}We're friends|of Debbie's.
{41752}{41820}~ [ Orchestra ]
{41822}{41869}- Okay, bye.|- We'll see you later.
{41870}{41951}- [ Duke Narrating ]|This was Bob Hope's turf.|- ~ Strangers in the night ~
{41952}{41999}Frank Sinatra's.
{42000}{42047}- ~ Exchanging glances ~|- Spiro Agnew's.
{42049}{42154}The place fairly reeked of high-grade|Formica and plastic palm trees.
{42156}{42237}Clearly a high-class refuge|for big spenders.
{42239}{42285}~ [ Continues ]
{42287}{42363}- It's started. Is she on stage ?|- She is. Sold out.
{42365}{42435}Sorry, sir. Full house.|I'm sorry, sir.
{42437}{42507}We drove all the way|from L.A. for this show.
{42508}{42591}- There are no seats left at any price.|- Fuck seats !
{42592}{42675}- We're friends with Debbie.|I used to romp with her.|- Mm-hmm.
{42677}{42723}~ [ Continues ]
{42724}{42801}- Are you prepared to go to court ?|- Well, that depends.
{42803}{42873}I wanna talk to you|for a second.
{42875}{42949}- Your attitude constitutes|a breach of faith.|- Uh, hi.
{42975}{43021}In Nevada,|that's illegal.
{43051}{43139}- What's your name ?|- My name ? Tony Pizzacata.
{43140}{43187}[ Gonzo ]|Tony Pizzacata.
{43188}{43247}[ Tony ]|What, may I ask, is your name, sir ?
{43249}{43307}[ Gonzo ]|It's on my driver's license.
{43309}{43379}- I think we might be able|to squeeze you in, sir.|- Ohh !
{43380}{43453}- Thank you kindly.|- You'll have to stand in the back.
{43484}{43578}After a lot of bad noise|he let us in for nothing...
{43580}{43653}provided we would stand|quietly in the back and not smoke.
{43655}{43701}~ [ Continues ]
{43703}{43749}[ Announcer ]|Ladies and gentlemen...
{43751}{43821}the Desert Inn is proud to present|the one, the only...
{43823}{43897}the incomparable|Miss Debbie Reynolds !
{43899}{43945}[ Backup Singers ]|~ Ooh, ooh-ooh ~
{43947}{44005}[ Debbie Reynolds ]|Good evening, ladies and gentlemen !
{44007}{44077}It's wonderful to be here|with you fabulous people !
{44079}{44164}Whoa !|Let's rock and roll !
{44165}{44212}~ Sgt. Pepper's|Lonely Hearts Club Band ~
{44213}{44272}- What the hell's going on ?|- [ Giggling Hysterically ]
{44273}{44332}- Get'em out !|- Come on, get outta here !
{44334}{44380}- Aah !|- Get'em out.
{44381}{44460}- ~ Ooooh, ooooh ~|- Out. Get'em out !
{44461}{44540}- ~ Ooooh, ahhhh ~|- [ Laughing, Giggling Continue ]
{44655}{44741}Shit ! We wandered into a fuckin'|time capsule there.
{44743}{44789}Scumbag !
{44791}{44912}I'll find where you live and burn|your house down, you piece of shit !
{44914}{44960}- What happened ?|- Oh.
{44962}{45048}- Ohh.|- One of these days I'll toss|a fuckin' bomb in that place.
{45050}{45097}[ Stifled Giggle ]
{45108}{45156}~ [ Circus ]
{45356}{45418}- [ Tires Screech ]|- Oh, wait. You see that ?
{45420}{45466}This is the place, man.
{45468}{45514}They'll never|fuck with us here.
{45552}{45622}Where's the ether ?|Mescaline's not working.
{45624}{45670}Oh.
{45720}{45770}There we go.|Right.
{45816}{45854}[ Mumbles ]
{45885}{45931}Yeah. Why not ?
{45975}{46021}[ Groans ]|Yeah.
{46023}{46069}[ Inhales ]|Mm-hmm.
{46118}{46204}[ Duke Narrating ]|Ahh. Devil ether.
{46206}{46305}It makes you behave like the village|drunkard in some early Irish novel.
{46307}{46365}Total loss of all|basic motor skills.
{46367}{46437}Blurred vision,|no balance, numb tongue.
{46439}{46488}The mind recoils in horror...
{46489}{46560}unable to communicate|with the spinal column...
{46561}{46656}which is interesting because|you can actually watch yourself|behaving in this terrible way...
{46658}{46704}but you can't control it.
{46735}{46795}~ [ Continues, Distorted ]
{46797}{46881}You approach the turnstiles|and know that when you get there...
{46883}{46953}you have to give the man two dollars|or he won't let you inside...
{46955}{47051}but when you get there|everything goes wrong.
{47053}{47157}Some angry Rotarian shoves you and|you think, "What's happening here ?"
{47159}{47272}-You hear yourself mumbling:|-Dogs fucked the Pope. No fault of mine.
{47273}{47320}~ [ Continues, Distorted ]
{47321}{47399}Ether is the perfect drug|for Las Vegas.
{47401}{47483}In this town they love a drunk.|Fresh meat.
{47485}{47529}- Come on, buddy. Come on.|- Holy--
{47531}{47631}So they put us through the turnstiles|and turned us loose inside.
{47633}{47691}- ~ [ Drum roll ]|- [ Announcer ] Ladies and gentlemen...
{47693}{47739}boys and girls...
{47741}{47823}- visitors of all ages...|- ~ [ Cymbal Crash ]
{47825}{47951}- ~ [ Circus ]|- the Bazooko Casino Circus|proudly presents...
{47953}{48033}the Flying Fellinis !
{48083}{48151}[ Together ]|Ooooh-whoop !
{48153}{48211}~ [ Continues ]
{48622}{48669}Oh, my God !
{48707}{48753}Whoop !
{48821}{48867}[ Inhales ]
{48945}{49020}[ Snarling ]
{49021}{49068}[ Wolverine Snarling ]
{49203}{49244}~ Mm-hmm ~
{49245}{49311}[ Snarling Continues ]
{49539}{49577}Whoa !
{49605}{49643}Excuse me.
{49645}{49721}- Get out of my way, you--|- [ Elephant Trumpets ]
{49787}{49868}A drug person can learn to cope|with things like seeing|their dead grandmother...
{49869}{49948}crawling up their leg|with a knife in her teeth...
{49950}{50007}but nobody should be asked|to handle this trip.
{50009}{50071}Bazooko Circus is what the whole hep|world would be doing Saturday night...
{50073}{50125}if the Nazis|had won the War.
{50127}{50173}This was the Sixth Reich.
{50175}{50233}Place your bets !|Everyone's a winner !
{50234}{50344}Step right up and shoot|the pasties off the nipples|of a ten-foot bull dyke...
{50346}{50391}and win|a cotton candy goat !
{50392}{50471}[ Hooting, Chittering,|Hissing ]
{50511}{50545}[ Blows Raspberry ]
{50547}{50593}Step up to this|fantastic machine !
{50595}{50677}For just 99 cents your likeness|will appear 200 feet tall...
{50679}{50737}on a screen|over downtown Las Vegas.
{50739}{50821}For just 99 cents more|you can have a voice message !|Say whatever you want, fella !
{50823}{50913}Oh, they'll hear you, all right !|You'll be 200 feet tall !
{50948}{50988}[ Duke Narrating ]|The ether was wearing off.
{50989}{51036}The acid was long gone.
{51037}{51100}But the mescaline|was running strong.
{51101}{51180}Good mescaline|comes on slow.
{51181}{51240}The first hour's|all waiting...
{51241}{51307}and then about halfway|through its second hour...
{51309}{51379}you start cursing the creep who burned|you because nothing's happening.
{51381}{51413}And then... zang !
{51415}{51473}I hate to say this--|[ Hiccup ]
{51474}{51545}but this place is getting to me.|[ Hiccup ]
{51546}{51600}I think I'm-- [ Hiccup ]|getting the fear.
{51601}{51672}Nonsense. We came here to find|the American Dream.
{51673}{51755}Now that we're right|in the vortex, you wanna quit ?
{51756}{51827}You must realize, man,|we've found the main nerve.
{51829}{51873}That's what-- [ Hiccup ]|gives me the fear.
{51875}{51921}- Oh, look !|- [ Carousel Horse Groans ]
{51923}{52008}There's, uh, two women|fucking a polar bear.
{52009}{52068}Don't tell me|those things.
{52069}{52139}Not n-- [ Hiccup ]|now, man. [ Hiccup ]
{52141}{52236}This is my last drink.|How much money can you lend me ?
{52237}{52276}Not much. Why ?
{52278}{52324}- I have to go. [ Hiccup ]|- Go ?
{52326}{52405}- Yeah. Leave the country.|- Oh, no. Calm down.
{52406}{52491}You'll be straight in a few hours.|Just sit the fuck down.
{52493}{52563}Don't fuck around, man.|This is serious.
{52564}{52635}One more hour in this town-- [ Hiccup ]|I'll kill somebody.
{52637}{52723}- [ Hiccup ]|- Okay, I'll lend you some money.
{52725}{52779}[ Gasps ]|Can we make it ?
{52781}{52833}- I wanna leave fast.|- Okay.
{52835}{52916}Let's pay this bill,|get up very slowly--
{52917}{52976}I think it's gonna be|a long walk.
{52977}{53036}Light, sir ?
{53070}{53141}Do they pay you to s-- [ Hiccup ]|screw that bear ?
{53142}{53209}What ? What ?
{53211}{53265}- What did he say ?|- He's drunk.
{53266}{53323}You'd better take care|of your friend.
{53325}{53383}Madam, sir, baby, child,|whatever, can I pay--
{53385}{53433}Here, take this.|That should be enough.
{53435}{53516}Hey, come on.|Let's go downstairs and gamble.
{53517}{53564}[ Grunting, Hiccuping ]
{53565}{53632}You guys|don't fucking give up.
{53633}{53684}Where'd he go ?
{53686}{53724}Where did he go ?
{53794}{53864}- When is this thing gonna stop ?|- Stop ?
{53866}{53944}- Stop it !|- It won't stop.|It's never gonna stop, man.
{53945}{53988}Don't move.|You'll fall down.
{53989}{54032}Fuck, he's--
{54065}{54136}Where did he go-- Oh.
{54137}{54184}Come on. Let go.
{54185}{54243}Quick, like a bunny.|Hop ! Hop !
{54244}{54291}- Come on. Hop !|- I can't !
{54293}{54376}Oh, you sniveling,|chicken shit bastard !
{54450}{54488}All right.
{54621}{54692}Come on--|Oh, fuck ! Ohh !
{54693}{54738}Come on. You fell, you fell.|Let's go.
{54740}{54810}[ Muttering ]|Son of a bitch. You pushed me.
{54812}{54852}- Go away !|- Come on.
{54853}{54924}All right. Stay here and|go to jail. I'm leaving.
{54925}{54968}Come on, you fiend !
{54970}{55016}- Step right over--|- Nothing. I want nothing.
{55017}{55064}[ Gonzo ]|Did you see that ?
{55094}{55173}Some son of a bitch|just kicked me in the back.
{55174}{55257}Probably the bartender. Wanted to stomp|you for what you said to the waitress.
{55258}{55329}- Holy moley ! Holy moley !|- Cows are gonna kill me.
{55330}{55389}Bisexuals|are gonna kill me.
{55390}{55449}Let's get outta here.|Where's the elevator ?
{55450}{55520}Don't go near the elevator !|That's just what they want us to do.
{55522}{55625}Trap us in a steel box, take us down|to the basement. Here.
{55627}{55681}[ Gunshots ]
{55683}{55765}Don't run, man. They'd like|any excuse to shoot us.
{55802}{55848}[ Gasps ]
{55850}{55897}You drive.
{55898}{55975}I think there's something wrong with me.|[ Groans ]
{56073}{56127}Mm-mmm.|Wrong door.
{56129}{56173}- Hmm ?|- Wrong door.
{56175}{56257}[ Duke Narrating ] This is not|a good town for psychedelic drugs.
{56259}{56331}Extremely menacing vibrations|were all around us.
{56333}{56423}We finally made it to the room,|but the key wouldn't open the door.
{56460}{56535}- Those bastards have|changed the lock on us, man.|- Already ?
{56585}{56667}They probably searched the room, man.|[ Panting ]
{56668}{56723}[ Whispers ]|Jesus Christ, we're finished.
{56725}{56771}Move it !
{56803}{56863}- Watch out ! Watch out !|- Aaah !
{56891}{56946}- [ Duke ] Whoa !|- Bolt everything !
{56948}{57013}- Use all the chains !|- ~ [ Humming ]
{57015}{57095}Mmm. That's better.|That's better. Ah.
{57123}{57179}Where did this one|come from ?
{57180}{57230}[ Muttering ]
{57232}{57278}Uh, that's Lacerda's.
{57280}{57326}Yeah. Yeah.|I thought we might need it.
{57356}{57415}What for ?
{57417}{57539}So we can go up there and blast him|out of bed with a fire hose, man.
{57572}{57643}I think you should leave|that poor bastard alone.
{57645}{57682}- He told me he was gonna|turn in early, so--|- I knew it.
{57682}{57723}- He told me he was gonna|turn in early, so--|- I knew it.
{57724}{57786}He got a hold|of my woman, man !
{57788}{57870}You mean that, uh, blonde groupie|with the film crew ?
{57872}{57934}Shit. Think he sodomized her ?|[ Giggles ]
{57936}{57982}[ Gonzo ]|That's right. Laugh about it.
{57984}{58054}He's gluing her eyes shut|right now, man.
{58056}{58103}[ Mutters ]|You goddamn honkies are all the same.
{58105}{58174}You goddamn honkies|are all the same !
{58176}{58252}Jesus God Almighty, man,|where'd you get that big fucker ?
{58254}{58301}[ Groans ]
{58302}{58349}Room service|sent it up.
{58351}{58420}I needed something|to cut the limes, man.
{58421}{58495}Limes ?|What limes ?
{58497}{58574}They didn't have any.|They don't grow in the desert.
{58576}{58647}That dirty|toad bastard.
{58648}{58725}Should've taken him out|when I had a chance.
{58727}{58777}[ Roars ]
{58779}{58841}Now he has her, man !
{58843}{58903}He got a hold|of my baby, yeah.
{58904}{58963}[ Duke Narrating ]|I remembered the girl.
{58964}{59039}We'd had a problem with her|in the elevator a few hours earlier.
{59041}{59101}My attorney had made|a fool of himself.
{59103}{59197}- I think you look just like him.|- You think so ?
{59199}{59257}[ Conversation|Continues, Faint ]
{59300}{59346}[ Coughs ]
{59376}{59422}You must be a rider.
{59424}{59482}Huh ? Huh ?
{59484}{59538}She's, uh,|speaking to you.
{59632}{59679}What class are you in ?
{59681}{59723}Class ?
{59724}{59768}What the fuck|do you mean ?
{59769}{59816}- What do you ride ?|- [ Coughs ]
{59817}{59907}See, we're here getting|a little footage on the race for--
{59908}{59955}[ Chuckles ]|a television series.
{59957}{60046}- [ Chuckling ]|- I thought maybe, um, we could use you.
{60048}{60130}Oh, use me ?|I ride a--
{60132}{60205}"Mother of God," I thought.|Here it comes.
{60207}{60279}I ride the big fuckers.|You know ? Big ones.
{60280}{60351}- The really big fuckers. Yeah.|- [ Both Chuckling ]
{60352}{60399}Vincent Black Shadow.
{60401}{60447}We're with the,|uh, factory team.
{60449}{60501}- Bullshit.|- What ?
{60503}{60549}Bullshit.
{60551}{60602}Uh-oh.
{60604}{60698}I think there's some kind of ignorant,|chicken shit-- Move over, man.
{60700}{60782}An ignorant chicken fucker|in this town.
{60784}{60833}You pink motherfucker.
{60835}{60910}I can show you better|than I can tell you, ma'am.
{60912}{60958}Got a light ? Hmm ?
{60960}{61006}[ Chuckling ]
{61008}{61054}No.
{61165}{61248}You don't trust me,|do you ? Huh ?
{61249}{61320}- Put the smile away.|- It's okay. I know these guys.
{61321}{61379}Keep smiling, jerk-off.|Keep trying me.
{61381}{61465}- You wanna impress her ?|Well, impress her with me.|- [ Yelping ]
{61467}{61506}Oh, fuck.|[ Sighs ]
{61508}{61546}[ Bell Dings ]
{61676}{61723}[ Gonzo ]|Whoo !
{61725}{61795}- Whoo ! Whoo !|- No, you goddamn freak ! Freak !
{61796}{61843}- [ Jabbering ]|- Oh, shit !
{61844}{61913}The police will be|coming after you.
{61915}{61961}- Gimme the key.|- Shh. Shh.
{61963}{62004}Gimme the goddamn key !
{62030}{62091}- ~ For your love ~|- Whoo !
{62140}{62175}- ~ For your love ~
{62176}{62230}- ~ I give you everything and more ~|- Oh, no.
{62232}{62287}- Put the knife away.|- I been walking all day.
{62288}{62371}Come on. It's in my pocket.|Come on.
{62373}{62420}~ For your love ~
{62421}{62532}~ I give you everything|I I give you diamonds, I ~
{62533}{62587}~ Know the place|that will excite ~
{62589}{62650}- ~ I'll make you feel|you'll need me at night ~|- Goddamn it.
{62652}{62702}- ~ [ Fades ]|- It's serious now, man.
{62768}{62814}That girl understood, man.
{62828}{62879}[ Sighs ]|Whew.
{62881}{62946}She fell in love|with me, man.
{62948}{62994}Eye contact, man.
{63032}{63078}Wait.
{63175}{63221}Ohh !
{63223}{63329}I should go up there and castrate|that fucker. I'll take the blame, man.
{63331}{63399}Let's just leave that|weird fucker alone, man. Come on.
{63401}{63484}Have you made a deal|with him ?
{63485}{63568}Did you put him on to her ?|Huh ? Huh ?
{63600}{63659}Huh ?
{63660}{63719}All right, look...
{63721}{63790}you better put that|goddamn blade away, man.
{63792}{63838}Get your fuckin' head|straight.
{63840}{63886}I'm gonna go|get the car washed.
{63888}{63994}[ Duke Narrating ] One of|the things you learn after years|of dealing with drug people...
{63996}{64066}is that you can|turn your back on a person...
{64068}{64138}but never turn your back|on a drug...
{64140}{64215}especially when it's waving|a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.
{64224}{64263}[ Bell Dings ]
{64265}{64347}- [ Chattering ]|- [ Slot Machines Clicking, Ringing ]
{64348}{64395}[ Man Shouts ]|Whoa !
{64396}{64462}[ Duke Narrating ]|What was I doing out here ?
{64464}{64534}What was the meaning|of this trip ?
{64536}{64618}Was I just roaming around|in a drug frenzy of some kind...
{64620}{64714}or had I really come out here|to Las Vegas to work on a story ?
{64845}{64947}Who are these people,|these faces ?
{64948}{65007}Where do they come from ?
{65009}{65087}They look like caricatures|of used car dealers from Dallas...
{65088}{65207}and, sweet Jesus, there are|a hell of a lot of them|at 4:30 on a Sunday morning...
{65208}{65281}still humping|the American Dream--
{65283}{65329}that vision|of the big winner...
{65331}{65437}somehow emerging from the last-minute,|pre-dawn chaos of a stale Vegas casino.
{65439}{65485}- Twenty.|- We change a twenty.
{65487}{65544}Thank you.
{65546}{65592}- Here we go.|- Okay.
{65594}{65664}~ Spinning the wheel, Spinning the wheel|Spinning the wheel ~
{65666}{65717}~ Make me rich|Make me very rich ~
{65719}{65766}Eee-yo !
{65768}{65827}- That's ten.|- Oh, you bastard !
{65828}{65875}- Shit. [ Sighs ]|- Sorry.
{65876}{65947}[ Duke Narrating ]|No, no. Calm down.
{65948}{65996}Learn to enjoy losing.
{66005}{66068}~ [ Rock: Loud ]
{66112}{66183}~ [ Continues, Louder ]
{66308}{66379}~ [ Continues:|Loud, Distorted ]
{66463}{66533}Fuck, man, it's a fuckin'|great deluge in here.
{66535}{66617}Don't touch that. Leave it alone.|Don't fuck with it, man !
{66672}{66719}- [ Click ]|- ~ [ Stops ]
{66720}{66765}Oh, God.
{66767}{66813}Did you eat all this acid ?
{66815}{66875}That's right.|Music !
{66876}{66947}You better pray to God|there's some Thorazine in that bag.
{66948}{67023}- Otherwise, you're|in bad fucking trouble.|- Put that tape on !
{67025}{67084}- What tape ?|- Jefferson Airplane. "White Rabbit."
{67085}{67144}- I need a rising sound.|- You're doomed.
{67145}{67192}I'm leaving here|in two hours.
{67193}{67281}Then they're gonna come|beat the mortal shit out of you|right there in that tub.
{67283}{67329}[ Shrieking ]
{67331}{67363}All right, I'll do it !|I'll do it. I'll do it. Fuck, man.
{67363}{67411}All right, I'll do it !|I'll do it. I'll do it. Fuck, man.
{67412}{67477}Just do me one|last favor, will ya ?
{67479}{67525}Give me two hours.|That's all I ask.
{67527}{67601}Two hours to sleep|before tomorrow.
{67603}{67648}- This is fixed.|- ~ [ "White Rabbit" ]
{67679}{67713}It's gonna be|a very difficult day.
{67715}{67768}I'll give you|all the time you need.
{67770}{67844}Electrocution.|We don't want that.
{67846}{67900}- [ Mutters ] Fuck off.|- [ Fart ]
{67902}{67948}~ [ Continues ]
{67950}{68002}[ Groans,|Continues Farting ]
{68004}{68070}[ Tape ]|~ When logic and proportion ~
{68072}{68119}- ~ Have fallen ~|- Goddamn it !
{68120}{68167}~ Sloppy dead ~
{68168}{68223}~ And the White Knight ~
{68225}{68273}- ~ Is talking backwards ~|- Let's see.
{68275}{68385}- ~ And the Red Queen's|"Off with her head" ~|- [ Muttering ]
{68387}{68433}- ~ Remember ~|- [ Muttering ] Oh, God Almighty.
{68435}{68498}- Help ! Help ! Help me ! Help !|- ~ What the dormouse said ~
{68500}{68547}- Help !|- Shit ! He's killing himself !
{68548}{68595}[ Shouting Incoherently ]
{68596}{68679}- ~ Feed your head ~|- Don't touch it ! Don't touch it !
{68680}{68737}- For fuck's sake, man !|- ~ Feed your head ~
{68739}{68836}[ Shouting Incoherently ]
{68887}{68901}Back, God--|Back, motherfucker !
{68903}{68957}[ Shrieking ]
{68959}{69040}- On a roll, man ! I need it again !|- What ?
{69042}{69135}When it comes to that fantastic note...|[ Panting ]
{69136}{69243}when the rabbit|bites its own head off...
{69244}{69359}I want you to throw|that fuckin' radio...
{69361}{69425}into the tub with me.
{69427}{69485}Fuck ! You've gone|completely sideways, man.
{69487}{69561}That'll blast you right through|the wall. You'll be stone dead|in ten seconds.
{69563}{69633}- Fuck, they'll make me|explain things. Shit.|- Bullshit.
{69691}{69784}Don't fuck with me now, man.|I am Ahab.
{69785}{69853}[ Groaning ]
{69855}{69921}Jesus Christ.|[ Sighs ]
{69923}{69993}All right, you weird fucker !|Sit down ! Back in the tub !
{69995}{70056}I'll plunge this|into your fucking throat.
{70082}{70163}Don't make me use this, man.
{70165}{70212}All right, man.
{70214}{70260}Probably the only solution.
{70262}{70343}- Let me make sure|I've got this all lined up.|- [ Tape Rewinding ]
{70373}{70419}You want me to, uh...
{70421}{70496}throw this into the tub when|"White Rabbit" peaks, is that it ?
{70498}{70543}Oh, fuck.
{70544}{70591}[ Panting ]
{70592}{70663}I was beginning to think|I was gonna have to go outside...
{70664}{70743}and get one of|the goddamn maids to do it.
{70744}{70791}Oh, no. I'll do it.
{70792}{70844}Shit. What are friends for ?
{70846}{70916}[ Groaning, Howling ]
{70918}{70995}- ~ I think she'll know ~|- You ready ?
{70997}{71067}- [ Groaning ]|- ~ Where logic ~
{71068}{71116}- Close your eyes.|- ~ And proportion ~
{71118}{71167}- Yeah, good boy.|- [ Groaning Continues ]
{71168}{71232}~ Have fallen|sloppy dead ~
{71234}{71332}- Rabbit ! White Rabbit !|- Quiet, goddamn it !|You're wasting my time !
{71334}{71417}[ Slurring ]|Outta here, man ! Get outta here.
{71419}{71465}~ [ Volume Increases ]
{71467}{71583}- ~ Remember ~|- Okay, close those peepers. Ten...
{71584}{71646}- [ Howling ]|- ~ What the dormouse said ~
{71647}{71725}- nine... hundred and eleven !|- ~ Feed your head ~
{71727}{71773}Fifty-two !
{71775}{71856}- ~ Feed your head ~|- Hey ! Hey !
{71858}{71916}Hey !|[ Shrieking ]
{71917}{71958}[ Shouting ]
{71960}{72019}[ Retching Loudly ]
{72021}{72080}- [ Vomiting ]|- I need sleep.
{72081}{72127}[ Coughing ]
{72187}{72245}[ Retching Continues ]
{72466}{72512}[ Loud Roar ]
{72548}{72621}Holy shit !
{72623}{72691}Mace ! Mace, man.|You want this ?
{72761}{72807}You'd do that,|wouldn't you?
{72809}{72867}- Well, why not ?|- You fucking bastard !
{72868}{72979}Hell, just a minute ago|you were asking me to kill you.|Now you wanna kill me.
{72980}{73055}What I should do, goddamn it,|is call the fucking police !
{73057}{73121}Boy, are you upset.
{73149}{73213}There'd be no point, man,|calling the cops.
{73215}{73261}There's no choice.
{73263}{73357}I wouldn't dare go to sleep|with you wandering around|with a head full of acid...
{73359}{73427}wanting to slice me up|with that goddamn knife.
{73429}{73499}Who said anything|about slicing you up, man ?
{73557}{73632}I just wanted to cut|a little "Z" in your forehead.
{73634}{73682}[ Wheezing Laughter ]
{73684}{73787}Get back in the tub.|Eat some reds and try to calm down.
{73788}{73859}Smoke some grass.|Shoot some fucking smack.
{73860}{73943}Shit, man, do whatever|you gotta do, but please...
{73944}{74028}I need some fucking rest,|man. Please. Please.
{74030}{74092}Get out of here,|you pig fucker !
{74094}{74168}Up ! Up !
{74170}{74240}Well, l, uh--
{74242}{74288}Yeah.|[ Panting ]
{74316}{74379}You need to get to work.
{74381}{74433}Goddamn, what a bummer.
{74435}{74481}You scurvy|shyster bastard.
{74483}{74548}- [ Groaning ]|- I'm a Doctor of Journalism, man.
{74550}{74596}Go on.
{74598}{74648}- Don't let me keep you up.|- Now--
{74650}{74727}Don't let me keep you up.|[ Groans ]
{74729}{74800}- [ Klaxon Blaring ]|- Get in there and clean your shorts !
{74801}{74870}Clean your shorts, goddamn it,|like a big boy !
{74872}{74918}Pig !
{74987}{75057}The acid had|shifted gears on him.
{75059}{75153}The next phase would probably be|one of those hellishly intense|introspective nightmares.
{75155}{75201}[ Mutters ]|Must get some peace.
{75203}{75280}- Four hours or so of catatonic despair.|- [ Gonzo Shouting ]
{75282}{75356}- Damn drugs.|- Aaaaah !
{75367}{75442}- Mmm ?|- [ Shouting Continues ]
{75503}{75592}Ignore the nightmare|in the bathroom.
{75594}{75672}Just another ugly refugee|from the love generation.
{75705}{75775}My attorney had never been|able to accept the notion...
{75776}{75835}often espoused|by former drug abusers...
{75836}{75914}that you can get a lot higher|without drugs than with them.
{75916}{75963}Neither have l,|for that matter.
{75964}{76034}~ When the truth is found ~
{76036}{76141}~ To be lies ~
{76143}{76206}~ And all the joy ~
{76208}{76316}~ Within you dies ~
{76318}{76384}~ Don't you want|somebody to love ~
{76386}{76471}~ Don't you need|somebody to love ~
{76473}{76558}~ Wouldn't you love|somebody to love ~
{76559}{76680}~ You better find|somebody to love ~
{76682}{76730}~ Love ~
{76732}{76778}~ [ Continues ]
{76780}{76882}[ Duke Narrating ] 1965.|The great San Francisco acid wave.
{76884}{76935}~ When the garden flowers ~
{76937}{77055}I recall one night in a place|called the Matrix. There I was--
{77057}{77139}- ~ [ Continues ]|- Mother of God. There I am.
{77141}{77188}Holy fuck.
{77189}{77292}Uh, clearly I was a victim|of the drug explosion...
{77294}{77383}a natural street freak|just eating whatever came by.
{77385}{77504}[ Voice Extremely Slowed Down ]|Does anybody want some LSD ?
{77506}{77591}I got all the makin's...
{77593}{77658}right here !
{77659}{77799}[ Echoing ]|All I need is a place to cook.
{77873}{77958}I decided to eat only|half of the acid at first...
{77960}{78051}but I spilled the rest on the sleeve|of my red woolen shirt.
{78155}{78252}[ Voice Slowed Down, Echoing ]|What's the trouble ?
{78254}{78326}[ Voice Slowed Down, Echoing ]|Well, all this white stuff...
{78328}{78402}on my sleeve...
{78435}{78533}is LSD.
{78893}{78934}[ Duke Narrating ]|With a bit of luck...
{78963}{79005}his life|was ruined forever...
{79007}{79122}always thinking that just behind some|narrow door in all his favorite bars...
{79123}{79178}men in red woolen shirts...
{79180}{79274}are getting incredible kicks|from things he'll never know.
{79340}{79409}~ [ Pop: Mid-Tempo ]
{79411}{79499}Strange memories on|this nervous night in Las Vegas.
{79501}{79612}Has it been five years ? Six ?
{79614}{79737}It seems like a lifetime, the kind|of peak that never comes again.
{79739}{79811}~ Love is but|a song we're singin' ~
{79813}{79873}San Francisco|in the middle '60s...
{79875}{79969}was a very special time and place|to be a part of...
{79971}{80035}- but no explanation...|- ~ We can make the mountains ring ~
{80036}{80083}no mix of words|or music or memories...
{80084}{80168}can touch that sense of knowing|that you were there and alive...
{80170}{80265}in that corner of time in the world,|whatever it meant.
{80267}{80356}~ Though the bird|is on the wing ~
{80358}{80444}~ And you may not|know why ~
{80490}{80536}There was madness|in any direction...
{80538}{80593}- ~ Come on, people, now ~|- at any hour.
{80595}{80645}- ~ Smile on your brothers ~|- You could strike sparks anywhere.
{80647}{80704}~ Everybody get together ~
{80706}{80756}- ~ Try to love one another ~|- There was a fantastic|universal sense...
{80758}{80817}that whatever we were doing was right,|that we were winning.
{80845}{80900}And that, I think,|was the handle.
{80902}{80946}~ Some may come|and some may go ~
{80948}{80994}That sense|of inevitable victory...
{80995}{81033}over the forces|of old and evil.
{81035}{81112}Not in any mean or military sense--|we didn't need that.
{81160}{81225}Our energy|would simply prevail.
{81227}{81304}We had all the momentum.
{81306}{81390}We were riding the crest|of a high and beautiful wave.
{81426}{81542}- So now, less than five years later...|- ~ [ Continues ]
{81544}{81630}you can go up a steep hill|in Las Vegas and look west...
{81632}{81695}and with the right kind|of eyes...
{81696}{81770}you can almost see|the high-water mark...
{81772}{81842}that place where the wave|finally broke...
{81843}{81890}and rolled back.
{81891}{81986}- ~ Try to love one another right now ~|- [ Waves Gently Crashing ]
{82043}{82079}~ [ Electric Piano ]
{82177}{82236}~ [ Piano Continues,|Rock Band Begins ]
{82237}{82295}- [ Doorbell Buzzing ]|- ~ Want some whiskey in your water ~
{82297}{82373}- Room service !|- ~ Some sugar in your tea ~
{82375}{82452}~ What's all these crazy questions|they're askin' me ~
{82454}{82524}- Good morning, sir.|- ~ This is the craziest party|there could ever be ~
{82526}{82596}What do you want, man ?|What do you want ?
{82598}{82644}- Room service.|- Get out.
{82646}{82716}- ~ Mama told me not to come ~|- You're in the wrong room.|Get the fuck out !
{82718}{82788}- I've got a gun. It's not mine, really.|- ~ Mama told me not to come ~
{82790}{82836}- Uh, the-- the-- the bill.|- What ?
{82838}{82908}- Will you... s-sign for it ?|- Yeah, I'll get it. Hurry up.
{82910}{82968}Don't move, man.|Be very still.
{82970}{83016}There we go.
{83018}{83064}Say nothing|to no one, man.
{83066}{83142}~ Open up the window|Let some air into this room ~
{83143}{83250}[ Duke Narrating ] The decision|to flee came suddenly. Or maybe not.
{83252}{83349}- ~ That cigarette you're smokin'|'bout scared me half to death ~|- Maybe I'd planned it all along,
{83351}{83407}subconsciously waiting|for the right moment.
{83409}{83478}- ~ Mama told me not to come ~|- The bill was a factor, I think...
{83480}{83547}- because I had no money to pay for it.|- ~ Mama told me not to come ~
{83548}{83643}Our room service tabs had been|running somewhere between|29 and 36 dollars per hour...
{83644}{83715}- ~ That ain't the way|to have fun, son ~|- for 48 consecutive hours.
{83716}{83763}- Incredible.|- ~ That ain't the way to have fun ~
{83764}{83811}How could it happen ?
{83812}{83917}But by the time I asked this question,|there was no one around to answer it.
{83919}{83994}That rotten attorney of mine,|Dr. Gonzo, was gone.
{83996}{84042}He must have sensed trouble.
{84044}{84087}Hmm ? Ohh.
{84089}{84133}A "Z" ?
{84135}{84184}Panic.
{84191}{84302}It crept up my spine like|first-rising vibes of an acid frenzy.
{84303}{84398}- [ Bell Dings ]|- All these horrible realities|began to dawn on me.
{84400}{84465}[ Duke ]|Oh, fuck.
{84467}{84513}Here I was...
{84515}{84588}alone in Las Vegas,|completely twisted on drugs.
{84590}{84669}No cash,|no story for the magazine...
{84671}{84801}and on top of everything else|I had a gigantic goddamn|hotel bill to deal with.
{84859}{84917}I didn't even know|who'd won the race.
{84919}{84965}- Maybe nobody.|- [ Arguing ]
{84967}{85037}How would Horatio Alger|have handled this situation ?
{85065}{85144}Stay calm.|Stay calm.
{85146}{85202}I'm a relatively|respectable citizen.
{85203}{85276}- Multiple felon, perhaps,|but certainly not dangerous.|- [ Whistles ]
{85278}{85336}- [ Engine Revs ]|- Taxi !
{85338}{85446}Luckily I had taken the soap|and grapefruit and other luggage|out to the car earlier.
{85448}{85485}Now--
{85487}{85533}it was only a matter|of slipping the noose.
{85535}{85626}Hey ! Here, take this.|All right.
{85628}{85726}- Mr. Duke ! Mr. Duke !|- Oh, shit.
{85728}{85831}- We've been looking for you.|- The game was up. They had me.
{85832}{85912}Many fine books have been written|in prison, huh ?
{85913}{85966}- Sir ?|- What ?
{85968}{86018}Um, this telegram|came for you.
{86020}{86091}Actually, it's not for you.|It's for somebody named, uh, Thompson.
{86093}{86174}But it says, "Care of Raoul Duke."|Do you-- Do you--
{86175}{86247}- Does that mean anything ?|- Yes, yes, it means a lot. Thanks.
{86249}{86332}- Yeah, I checked the register|for this man Thompson.|- [ Engine Revs ]
{86333}{86394}We don't show him, but I figured|he might be part of your team.
{86396}{86445}-He is. Don't worry. I'll get it to him.|-Yeah.
{86447}{86510}Um, what confused us|was, uh...
{86512}{86618}Dr. Gonzo's signature|on the telegram from Los Angeles|when we knew he was right here.
{86620}{86671}Right.|You did the right thing.
{86672}{86752}Never try to understand a press message.|About half the time, we use codes.
{86754}{86809}Especially with Dr. Gonzo.|See ya.
{86811}{86903}- Um, tell me.|- [ Tires Screech ]
{86905}{86966}When will the doctor|be awake ?
{86968}{87064}- Awake ? What do you mean ?|- Well, um...
{87066}{87154}my manager, Mr. Heem,|would like to meet him.
{87156}{87215}It's nothing unusual, um--
{87217}{87314}Mr. Heem likes to meet|all of our large accounts...
{87316}{87370}put'em on a personal basis,|you know ?
{87371}{87424}Just a chat and a handshake.|You understand.
{87426}{87472}Of course,|but if I were you...
{87474}{87532}I would leave the doctor alone|until after he's eaten his breakfast...
{87533}{87580}because he's|a very crude man.
{87581}{87640}Jesus God !
{87642}{87702}- No !|- [ Tires Screech ]
{87703}{87818}But he will be available,|huh, maybe later this morning ?
{87820}{87916}Look, the telegram|is actually all scrambled.
{87918}{87989}It's actually from Thompson,|not to him.
{87991}{88078}All right ? Now, I've got to go.|I've gotta get to the race.
{88080}{88146}- B-But there's no hurry.|The race is over.|- Not for me.
{88148}{88223}Well, um--|Let's have lunch !
{88225}{88285}Righty-o, man.|Righty-o.
{88293}{88424}- ~ Now, the bricks|lay on Grand Street ~|- Jesus.
{88426}{88544}Bad waves of paranoia.|Madness. Fear and loathing.
{88546}{88616}Intolerable vibrations|in this place. Get out.
{88617}{88663}The weasels were closing in.
{88665}{88719}I could smell the ugly brutes.
{88720}{88767}Do me one last favor, Lord.
{88768}{88854}Just give me five more high-speed hours|before You bring the hammer down.
{88856}{88979}Just let me get rid of this goddamn car|and off this horrible desert.
{88981}{89074}~ Oh, Mama ~
{89076}{89156}~ Is this really the end ~
{89158}{89222}- ~ To be stuck inside of Mobile ~|- Oh, you evil bastard.
{89224}{89286}- ~ With the Memphis blues again ~|- This is Your work.|You better take care of me, Lord.
{89288}{89355}- If You don't, You're|gonna have me on Your hands.|- [ Siren Wailing ]
{89586}{89648}- Pull over ! Pull over !|- Hey !
{89650}{89687}Good morning. How are you ?|All right, man. Doing very well.
{89802}{89851}Few people understand the psychology|of dealing with a highway traffic cop.
{89853}{89962}Your normal speeder will panic|and immediately pull over to the side.
{89963}{90035}This is wrong.|It arouses contempt in the cop heart.
{90073}{90151}Make the bastard chase you.|He will follow.
{90153}{90243}But he won't know what to make|of your blinker signal that says|you're about to turn right.
{90244}{90359}This is to let him know you're|pulling off for a proper place to talk.
{90360}{90414}It'll take him a moment|to realize he's about to make|a 180-degree turn, at speed.
{90414}{90471}It'll take him a moment|to realize he's about to make|a 180-degree turn, at speed.
{90472}{90525}But you will be ready.|Brace for the "G"s.
{90527}{90577}Fast heel-toe work.
{90773}{90810}[ Siren Continues ]
{90812}{90877}[ Siren Stops ]
{90879}{90948}Hi. How are you ?
{91001}{91071}Just what in the hell|did you think you were doing ?
{91073}{91154}I wanna know.|Let me see your license.
{91156}{91229}Oh, yeah, of course.|There you are.
{91304}{91350}Oh, my gosh.
{91457}{91513}It's me.
{91515}{91561}May I please have that ?
{91597}{91663}I knew I was fucked.
{91807}{91890}See you have two cases of beer,|a basket of grapefruit...
{91892}{91948}stack of T-shirts and towels,|light bulbs.
{91994}{92080}- You realize what you did|when you drive like that ?|- Yeah, I know. I'm guilty.
{92081}{92166}I understand that. I knew it|was a crime. I did it anyway.
{92168}{92239}Shit, why argue ?|I'm a fucking criminal. Look at me.
{92240}{92301}You have|a strange attitude.
{92303}{92351}Maybe.
{92353}{92461}You know, I have a feeling|you need to take a nap.
{92463}{92518}There's a rest area|just up ahead.
{92520}{92597}I'd like you to go up there,|pull over and get a few hours' sleep.
{92599}{92648}That's not gonna help me.
{92649}{92726}I've been awake for too long.|Three or four nights, maybe.|Can't even remember.
{92728}{92793}I go to sleep now,|I'm dead for 20 hours.
{92829}{92899}What are you carrying|two cases of soap for, son ?
{92901}{92959}I wanna stay clean.
{92960}{93007}No.
{93039}{93081}Here's how it is.
{93083}{93152}What I put in my book,|as of noon...
{93154}{93232}is that I apprehended you|for driving too fast.
{93234}{93312}- I advised you to proceed|to the next rest area.|- ~ [ Humming ]
{93314}{93361}Stop !
{93436}{93506}I advised you to proceed|to the next rest area--
{93508}{93580}your stated destination, right ?
{93618}{93680}And take a long nap.
{93709}{93768}Do I make myself clear ?
{93769}{93841}Well...|how far is Baker ?
{93843}{93925}I was sort of hoping to,|I don't know, stop there for lunch.
{93960}{94006}It's not my jurisdiction.
{94008}{94092}City limits end 2.2 miles|beyond the rest area.
{94094}{94141}Can you make it that far ?
{94143}{94195}I'll try.
{94197}{94299}I've been wanting to go to Baker for|a long time. Yeah. Heard a lot about it.
{94343}{94389}Excellent seafood.
{94433}{94511}You know, I'm thinkin',|a guy with your kind of mind...
{94513}{94581}ought to try|the land-crab.
{94583}{94664}- Excellent seafood.|- Land-crab.
{94666}{94746}All right. Why not ?
{94748}{94803}Thanks for the tip.
{94804}{94855}Look at me in the eyes.
{94934}{94980}Everything all right ?
{95060}{95149}May I have a little kiss|before you go ?
{95151}{95237}I'm very lonely here.
{95243}{95322}~ Oh, Mama ~
{95324}{95391}~ Can this really|be the end ~
{95392}{95485}I felt raped.|The pig had done me on all fronts.
{95487}{95563}And now he was going off to chuckle|about it on the west side of town...
{95565}{95624}waiting for me|to make a run for L.A.
{95626}{95727}Why, yes, Officer. Of course|I'll take advantage of that rest area.
{95728}{95839}And I can't tell you how grateful|I am for this break you wanna give me.
{95841}{95911}Get a grip, man.
{95913}{95998}If I boom straight for L.A.,|he'll bust me for sure.
{96000}{96086}No. This was not the time|for a showdown.
{96140}{96190}This was Death Valley.
{96192}{96250}[ Loud Grunt ]
{96251}{96310}Oh, fuck !
{96312}{96369}Sweet Jesus, it's him.
{96371}{96429}Oh, my God !
{96431}{96503}~ [ Nervous Humming ]
{96505}{96552}[ Engine Stalling ]
{96553}{96639}Shit !|Come on, you fucking bastard.
{96640}{96718}Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.|I've got to go. I've got to--
{96719}{96779}~ [ Humming Resumes ]
{96781}{96835}Well, they've nailed me,|goddamn it.
{96837}{96895}I'm trapped in some stinking|desert crossroads called Baker.
{96897}{96963}I don't have much time, man.|The fuckers are closing in.
{96965}{97042}- They'll hunt me down|like a fucking beast.|- [ Gonzo ] You sound paranoid.
{97044}{97094}I need a fucking lawyer|immediately !
{97096}{97162}[ Gonzo ] What are you doing in Baker ?|Didn't you get my telegram ?
{97163}{97271}What telegram, you worthless bastard ?|I'll cripple your ass for this.
{97273}{97350}You brainless scumbag,|you're supposed to be in Vegas.
{97351}{97403}I rented a suite|at the Flamingo.
{97405}{97510}You're supposed to be covering the|National District Attorney's conference.
{97512}{97611}- I made all the reservations.|Everything is arranged.|- [ Bird Cawing ]
{97613}{97695}Now, what the fuck are you doing out|there in the middle of the desert ?
{97697}{97775}Nothing. Never mind.|It's all a big joke.
{97777}{97861}I'm actually, uh-- I'm poolside|at the Flamingo right now...
{97863}{97933}talking through a portable phone some|dwarf brought out from the casino.
{97935}{98013}Yeah, I have total credit here.|Don't come anywhere|near this place, you bastard.
{98015}{98061}Foreigners|aren't welcome here.
{98117}{98206}Well, this is how|the world works.
{98208}{98311}All energy flows according|to the whims of the Great Magnet.
{98313}{98378}What a fool I was|to defy him.
{98380}{98456}I was going back to Vegas.|I had no choice.
{98534}{98584}I had to get rid|of the Shark.
{98586}{98688}Too many people might recognize it,|especially the Vegas police.
{98720}{98811}Luckily, my credit card|was still technically valid.
{98813}{98891}Now this|was a superior machine.
{98892}{98987}Ten grand worth of gimmicks|and high-priced special effects.
{98988}{99071}The rear windows leapt up with a touch|like frogs in a dynamite pond.
{99072}{99155}The dashboard was full of esoteric|lights and dials and meters...
{99156}{99214}that I would never understand.
{99216}{99279}If the pigs|were gathering in Vegas...
{99281}{99367}I felt the drug culture|should be represented as well.
{99369}{99440}And there was a certain bent appeal in|the notion of running a savage burn...
{99442}{99488}on one Las Vegas hotel...
{99490}{99568}and then just wheeling across town|and checking into another.
{99570}{99648}Me and a thousand ranking cops|from all over America.
{99650}{99724}Why not move confidently|into their midst ?
{99726}{99810}- Welcome to the Flamingo Hotel, sir.|- [ Whimpers ]
{99812}{99870}- [ Grunts, Clears Throat ]|- Sir ?
{99872}{99918}Yeah, hi. Right. Okay.
{99919}{99979}~ Let me stay in your arms ~
{99981}{100042}~ I'm addicted to your charms ~
{100043}{100136}~ You're gettin' to be|a habit with me ~
{100180}{100245}~ I used to think your love|was something that I ~
{100247}{100303}~ Could take ~
{100304}{100373}- ~ Or leave alone ~|- My arrival was badly timed.
{100375}{100467}~ But now I couldn't do|without my supply ~
{100469}{100538}~ I need you for my own ~
{100539}{100618}~ [ Continues Faintly ]
{100692}{100764}[ Man ] This here model|is one that we had to use...
{100766}{100850}when we took on them little peckerheads|down there at Kent State.
{100851}{100912}This baby here--
{100956}{101028}I'm a police chief|from Michigan.
{101030}{101080}Look, fella, I have|explained to you.
{101082}{101208}I have this postcard which says that|I have a reservation in this hotel.
{101210}{101300}I'm very sorry, sir,|but you're on the late list.
{101302}{101407}- So your reservation|has been transferred to...|- It's okay.
{101408}{101499}the... Moonlight Motel...
{101500}{101561}which is just out|on Paradise Boulevard.
{101563}{101637}We've already paid|for our goddamn room !
{101639}{101713}It's actually a very fine|place of lodging, and it's|only 16 blocks from here.
{101715}{101763}It has a pool,|sauna, steam.
{101765}{101823}You listen to me,|you filthy little faggot !
{101824}{101882}I want a manager down here,|now, now !
{101884}{101958}Because I'm sick of listening|to your dog shit !
{101960}{102033}- [ Continues Yelling ]|- I am... very sorry, sir.
{102035}{102105}- Get off of me ! Get away from me !|- Can I call you a cab ?
{102107}{102158}Sure, and I'll call you|a cocksucker !
{102160}{102227}[ Duke Narrating ]|Of course, I could hear what|the clerk was really saying.
{102229}{102302}Listen, you fuzzy|little shithead !
{102304}{102382}I've been fucked around|in my time...
{102383}{102454}by a fairly good|cross section...
{102455}{102512}of mean-tempered,|rule-crazy cops...
{102513}{102591}and now...|it's my turn.
{102635}{102735}So fuck you, Officer.|I'm in charge.
{102737}{102847}Hey, listen, I really hate|to interrupt, but I wonder|if I could slide on through.
{102849}{102914}The name is Raoul Duke. I think|my attorney made the reservations.
{102916}{102971}Duke, Raoul.
{102973}{103023}- [ Bell Dings ]|- Certainly, sir.
{103025}{103121}My bags-- My bags are out there in|that white Cadillac convertible there.
{103123}{103168}Maybe somebody could|bring it to the room for me.
{103169}{103275}Oh, yeah, uh, let me get|a quart of Wild Turkey...
{103276}{103326}- [ Arguing Continues ]|- two-fifths of Bacardi...
{103327}{103393}- some ice for the room, and let's see--|- You just calm down !
{103395}{103447}Shit, let's try some lime chunks.|What do you think ?
{103448}{103507}I say okay.
{103509}{103587}- You don't worry about a thing.|- Now, calm down.
{103589}{103667}You don't hesitate|to call me-- Sven.
{103669}{103715}All right, Sven.
{103717}{103787}- [ Bawling ]|- Thank you very much.
{103788}{103859}- You-- You--|- I know, I know, I know.
{103860}{103948}It's hideous. You're gonna|be fine, though. You're doing well.
{103950}{103996}I'll see you later.|Wait. Don't touch it.
{103998}{104072}- [ Crying ]|- Good night. Pardon me. Bye, Sven.
{104074}{104186}- [ Loud Bawling ]|- Look what you did !|Look what you did !
{104188}{104277}Goddamn you, we wouldn't stay|in this hotel if you begged us !
{104280}{104379}~ Magic moments ~
{104380}{104491}~ When two hearts are caring ~
{104492}{104602}- ~ Magic moments ~|- [ Door Hinges Creak ]
{104604}{104726}- ~ Memories we've been sharing ~|- Home, sweet home.
{104727}{104777}- Whoa. What kind of sick shit--|- [ Yelling ]
{104779}{104836}Oh, shit !|[ Yells ]
{104837}{104883}- Shit. What the fuck ?|- [ Grunting ]
{104885}{104931}Stop, stop, stop.
{104933}{105033}Ow ! She's biting my leg off !|You degenerate pig. Please !
{105035}{105075}- [ Grunting Continues ]|- Can't be helped.
{105077}{105182}-My fucking leg !|-That's "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds."
{105183}{105257}Lucy, be cool,|goddamn it.
{105259}{105343}Remember what happened|at the airport, okay ? Come on.
{105426}{105515}No more of that, okay ?|That's my client, Lucy.
{105516}{105611}That's Mr. Duke,|the famous journalist.
{105613}{105675}He's paying for this suite, Lucy.
{105677}{105723}He's on our side.
{105725}{105793}He loves artists.
{105795}{105890}Lucy paints portraits|of Barbra Streisand.
{105891}{105972}Yeah. Right ?
{105974}{106050}Um, I drew these from TV.
{106052}{106102}Really.
{106104}{106186}[ Gonzo ] She came|all the way down--
{106188}{106250}- What's the name of that town ?|- Montana.
{106252}{106341}Montana. Just to give|these portraits to Barbra.
{106379}{106469}We're goin' over to the Americana|tonight to meet her backstage.
{106471}{106542}[ Duke Narrating ]|I desperately needed peace, rest...
{106544}{106602}sanctuary.
{106604}{106655}I hadn't counted on this:
{106656}{106752}finding my attorney on acid|and locked into some kind|of preternatural courtship.
{106754}{106806}Well...
{106808}{106909}they must have, uh,|brought the car around by now.
{106916}{106956}So...
{106958}{107022}why don't, uh...
{107024}{107122}ou-yay and... I-ay...
{107124}{107204}o-gay and, uh,|et-gay the...
{107206}{107252}uff-stay...
{107254}{107317}out of the unk-tray.
{107470}{107521}Absolutely. Yeah.
{107523}{107582}Let's get the stuff.
{107584}{107649}We'll be right back, Lucy.
{107651}{107706}- Give me a kiss ? One kiss, one kiss.|- No.
{107707}{107787}- No. No.|- One kiss. Why not ?
{107789}{107835}Okay.
{107969}{108033}Don't answer the phone.
{108194}{108240}God bless.
{108242}{108289}[ Hinges Creaking ]
{108290}{108365}[ Sighs ]|Well, what are your plans ?
{108366}{108419}Plans ?
{108421}{108504}- The child in the bedroom.|- Oh, Lucy.
{108506}{108552}I met her on the plane.
{108613}{108701}Yeah.|She's a religious freak.
{108703}{108771}I gave her a cap|before I realized--
{108773}{108838}Jesus, she's never|even had a drink.
{108840}{108893}[ Duke ]|Well, it'll probably work out.
{108894}{108972}We can keep her loaded, and then|peddle her ass at the drug convention.
{108974}{109041}Yeah, she's perfect|for this gig.
{109043}{109141}These cops'll go 50 bucks a head|to beat her into submission|and then gang-fuck her.
{109143}{109199}We can set her up in one|of these backstreet motels...
{109201}{109305}hang pictures of Jesus|all over the room, and then turn|these fucking pigs loose on her.
{109307}{109379}Hell, she's strong, man.|She'll hold her own.
{109409}{109467}Jesus Christ,|I knew you were sick...
{109469}{109561}but I never expected to hear|you actually say that kind of stuff.
{109562}{109664}- You filthy bastard.|- Straight economics, man.|This girl's a godsend.
{109666}{109735}Shit. She could|make us a grand a day.
{109737}{109813}That's ugly, man.|Stop talking like that.
{109815}{109895}Well, I figure she can do|about four at a time.
{109897}{109998}If we keep her full of acid, that's|more like two grand a day, maybe three.
{109999}{110046}[ Sinister Chuckling ]
{110071}{110118}Hold on, man.
{110119}{110190}What if I just jump on you|and beat the dog shit out of you ?
{110191}{110258}Would that make you feel any better,|you filthy bastard ?
{110259}{110306}All right,|listen to me.
{110307}{110375}In a few hours, she'll probably|be sane enough to work herself...
{110377}{110470}into some sort of towering Jesus-based|rage at the hazy recollection...
{110471}{110549}of being seduced by|some kind of cruel Samoan...
{110551}{110646}who fed her liquor and LSD,|dragged her to a Vegas hotel room...
{110647}{110733}and then savagely penetrated|every orifice in her little body...
{110735}{110810}with his throbbing,|uncircumcised member.
{110811}{110868}- [ Woman Gasps ]|- That's so ugly, man.
{110870}{110919}- Well, truth hurts.|- That's-- Argh !
{110921}{110977}- Yeah.|- Argh ! That's argh !
{110978}{111025}- Argh !|- Argh ?
{111027}{111074}- Argh !|- Argh.
{111075}{111150}I wanted to help her, man.
{111151}{111266}Well, you'll go straight|to the gas chamber for this one.
{111267}{111333}Even if you manage to beat that,|they'll still send you back to Nevada...
{111335}{111398}for rape|and consensual sodomy.
{111399}{111464}No, she's gotta go.
{111466}{111524}Shit.
{111526}{111608}It doesn't pay to try to|help somebody these days, huh ?
{111642}{111700}[ Siren Wailing In Distance ]
{111735}{111783}Let's go.
{111785}{111863}Yeah. Americana Hotel ?|I need a reservation.
{111865}{111928}For my... niece.
{111930}{112004}Look, I want her treated very gently.|She's an artist and--
{112006}{112092}Fuck off. She might seem|a trifle high-strung.
{112094}{112164}She's doing her masters thesis|on, uh...
{112166}{112212}well, Barbra Streisand.
{112214}{112284}- It's time to meet Barbra.|- Last name ?
{112286}{112398}I'd rather not say. My brother's|in politics. Yeah, you understand.
{112399}{112473}I felt like a Nazi,|but it had to be done.
{112475}{112556}- [ Clapping ]|- Yeah, yeah, righto. Okay, yeah. Bye.
{112720}{112794}~ Yummy, yummy, yummy|I've got love in my tummy ~
{112796}{112892}- ~ And I feel like loving you ~|- [ Horn Honking ]
{112894}{112969}~ Love is such a sweet thing|Good enough to eat ~
{112971}{113033}~ And it's just|what I'm gonna do ~
{113035}{113102}[ Duke Narrating ]|Lucy was a potentially fatal|millstone on both our necks.
{113104}{113174}- Hurry the fuck up !|- There was absolutely no choice...
{113176}{113226}- but to cut her adrift...|- Jesus Christ. Take your time !
{113228}{113274}and hope her memory|was fucked.
{113276}{113355}Here's an extra ten bucks.|Make sure she gets there safely.
{113357}{113415}~ [ Impatient Humming ]
{113452}{113558}- [ Gasps ]|- [ Sighs ] That's that.
{113559}{113634}Hey, man, take off slowly.|Don't attract attention.
{113684}{113767}- ~ Yummy, yummy, yummy|I've got love in my tummy ~|- ~ [ Humming ]
{113768}{113850}Let's find a good seafood restaurant|and eat some red salmon.
{113852}{113942}I feel a powerful lust|for red salmon.
{113944}{114006}[ Retching ]
{114172}{114262}- [ Grunts ]|- Oh, no, man. We're gonna be late.
{114264}{114337}- We gotta go.|- [ Panting ]
{114338}{114385}Goddamn mescaline.
{114446}{114529}Why the fuck can't they|make it a little less pure ?
{114536}{114577}[ Man ]|I welcome you...
{114579}{114675}to the third National|D.A.'s Convention...
{114677}{114761}on Narcotics|and Dangerous Drugs.
{114763}{114822}And now,|without further ado...
{114824}{114929}the man who will define this cancer|eating at the heart of America...
{114931}{114989}Dr. L. Ron Bumquist.
{115176}{115252}I saw these bastards in Easy Rider,|but I didn't believe they were real.
{115254}{115326}Not like this, man,|not hundreds of them.
{115328}{115394}They're actually pretty nice people|once you get to know them.
{115396}{115462}Know them ? I know these people|in my goddamn blood.
{115464}{115526}Don't say that word around here.|You'll get them excited.
{115528}{115588}- You're right.|- The most efficient way|for us to do this...
{115590}{115649}is for each one of us...
{115651}{115720}to try and attempt...
{115722}{115800}to imagine|what it is like inside...
{115802}{115898}- of the possessed mind of the addict.|- Hmm ?
{115900}{115946}For example...
{115948}{116006}a dope fiend...
{116008}{116091}refers to the reefer butt...
{116092}{116141}as a "roach"...
{116143}{116193}because...
{116194}{116243}it resembles a cockroach.
{116279}{116327}What the fuck are these people|talking about ?
{116329}{116422}You've got to be crazy on acid to think|a joint looks like a goddamn cockroach.
{116424}{116510}You will notice|that I have distinguished...
{116512}{116631}four-- four distinct|states of being...
{116632}{116706}in the cannabis|or marijuana society.
{116708}{116794}They are cool, groovy...
{116796}{116850}hip and square.
{116852}{116899}Seldom, if ever--
{116900}{116982}- Too crazy, man. Too crazy.|- [ Grunting ]
{116984}{117049}We should get the hell out.|What a fucking nightmare.
{117051}{117120}If he figures out|what is happening...
{117122}{117182}then he can rise|one notch...
{117184}{117234}and become hip.
{117236}{117337}And then if he can|convince himself...
{117339}{117427}to approve|of what is happening...
{117429}{117519}then he becomes groovy.
{117521}{117567}Groovy.
{117610}{117694}And then, after that,|he can actually raise himself...
{117696}{117760}to the rank of cool.
{117762}{117839}He can become one|of those...
{117841}{117887}cool guys.
{117889}{117938}[ Man ]|Dr. Bumquist.
{117940}{118059}You think the anthropologist Margaret|Mead's strange behavior of late...
{118061}{118126}could be explained|by a private marijuana addiction ?
{118128}{118175}Good question.
{118176}{118273}- [ Murmuring ]|- I'm not really sure I can answer that.
{118275}{118351}But what I can tell you, sir,|is if Margaret Mead...
{118353}{118413}at her age...
{118415}{118490}smoked grass...
{118492}{118543}she'd have one hell|of a trip.
{118545}{118599}[ Hysterical Laughing ]
{118674}{118732}One more layer of deviance|to the woman.
{118733}{118792}This is fuckin' bullshit.
{118794}{118851}I'll be out|in the casino.
{118852}{118922}[ Hysterical Laughing|Continues ]
{118924}{118970}Shut up, man.|Go to hell !
{118972}{119048}[ Giggling ]|Thank you very much. Thank you.
{119050}{119117}- Thank you. Thank you for having me.|- Projector, please.
{119119}{119184}- Excuse me.|- All right.
{119186}{119232}~ [ Dramatic ]
{119234}{119315}~ [ Continues ]
{119317}{119369}[ Male Narrator ]|Know your dope fiend.
{119371}{119429}Your life may depend on it.
{119430}{119520}You will not be able to see his eyes,|because of Tea-Shades...
{119522}{119603}but his knuckles will be white|from inner tension.
{119604}{119661}And his pants will be|crusted with semen...
{119663}{119766}from constantly jacking off|when he can't find a rape victim.
{119768}{119832}He will stagger and babble|when questioned.
{119834}{119903}- He will not respect your badge.|- [ Woman Moaning ]
{119904}{119961}The dope fiend fears nothing.
{119963}{120053}He will attack for no reason,|with any weapon at his command...
{120055}{120130}- including yours.|- Excuse me.
{120132}{120251}- Beware: any officer apprehending|a suspected marijuana addict...|- Pardon me.
{120253}{120343}- should use all|necessary force immediately.|- Sorry. Pardon me.
{120344}{120456}One stitch in time on him|will usually save nine...
{120465}{120504}[ Echoing ]|on you--
{120506}{120593}Oh, God. Oh, God.|Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
{120595}{120665}- Oh, God. Oh, God.|- [ Phone Ringing ]
{120667}{120736}[ Gonzo Moaning ]
{120786}{120833}Yeah ?
{120834}{120916}Yes, Mr. Duke, hello.|You have one message.
{120918}{120964}- Call Lucy...|- [ Retching Sounds ]
{120966}{121042}- at the Americana Hotel, room 1600.|- Oh, fuck.
{121044}{121078}- [ Dial Tone ]|- Hello ?
{121080}{121137}- Lucy called.|- [ Retching Continues ]
{121139}{121197}- [ Toilet Flushes ]|- What ?
{121199}{121262}- Lucy called.|- What ?
{121264}{121330}- Lucy called, man.|- [ Phone Ringing ]
{121539}{121616}- [ Ringing Continues ]|- [ Metal Gate Slams ]
{121617}{121700}Those two men in the dock,|they gave me the LSD.
{121702}{121748}They took me|to the hotel.
{121750}{121820}I don't know what they|done to me, but I remember...
{121822}{121869}it was horrible.
{121870}{121933}- [ Duke Groans ]|- They gave you what ?
{121935}{121981}LSD.
{121983}{122056}[ Judge ]|Castration !
{122058}{122126}Double castration !
{122186}{122247}- Where's my .357 ?|- Who the fuck knows, man ?
{122249}{122340}- [ Car Horn Honking ]|- You can't leave me alone|in this snake pit.
{122341}{122419}You bastard, what did you do|with my .357 ?
{122457}{122552}- This room is in my name.|- Well, tough titty.
{122553}{122615}Okay, goddamn it !
{122644}{122690}You're right.
{122692}{122773}She's my problem. I'll call her,|I'll get her off our backs.
{122775}{122864}- It's gone too fucking far.|- No, I'll take care of the situation.
{122865}{122912}- Relax.|- Relax !
{122913}{122966}Let me handle this.
{122968}{123036}[ Siren Wailing|In Distance ]
{123037}{123086}- Where are my shoes ?|- The Americana Hotel.
{123088}{123147}-What did you do with my goddamn shoes ?|-Room 1600, please.
{123149}{123250}As your attorney, I advise you to take a|hit out of the little brown bottle...
{123252}{123311}in my shaving kit.
{123313}{123374}You won't need much.
{123400}{123447}Just a... tiny taste.
{123449}{123529}Let's have it.|Ah, there it is.
{123634}{123680}- What is this shit ?|- That stuff...
{123682}{123794}makes pure mescaline|seem like ginger beer, man.
{123836}{123920}- Adrenochrome.|- Adrenochrome ? Hmm.
{123922}{123970}- [ Phone Rings ]|- [ Gasps ]
{124052}{124110}[ Rings ]
{124112}{124178}[ Quietly ]|Hello.
{124180}{124266}- Hi, Lucy. God bless.|- Hmm ?
{124268}{124315}Yeah, it's me.
{124316}{124410}Hell, no, I taught the bastard|a lesson he'll never forget.
{124412}{124489}What ? No, not dead.
{124491}{124568}But he won't be bothering|anybody for a while.
{124570}{124625}Yeah, I left him out there.
{124627}{124716}I stomped him.|I pulled all his teeth out.
{124718}{124764}[ Duke Narrating ]|I remember thinking, Jesus...
{124766}{124828}what a terrible thing to lay|on somebody with a head full of acid.
{124830}{124876}But we have a problem.
{124878}{124981}That bastard cashed a bad check|downstairs and gave you as a reference.
{124983}{125051}They'll be looking|for both of you.
{125053}{125150}Yeah, I know, Lucy, but you|can't judge a book by its cover.
{125152}{125220}Some people are|just basically rotten.
{125261}{125376}Anyway, the last thing in the world|you wanna do is call this hotel again.
{125377}{125478}- They'll trace the call,|put you behind bars.|- [ Babbling ]
{125480}{125552}No, I'm moving|to the Tropicana right away.
{125590}{125636}Hmm.|[ Babbling ]
{125638}{125720}I'll use a different name.|I'll let you know what it is.
{125721}{125768}[ Gasps ]
{125813}{125871}I gotta get off.
{125873}{125943}Probably have|this phone tapped, baby.
{125944}{126041}- Yeah, it was horrible,|but it's all over now.|- [ Banging ]
{126043}{126115}Oh, my God.|There's someone at the door.
{126116}{126211}- [ Squealing ]|- There's someone at the door.
{126213}{126294}Christ ! Hey !
{126296}{126365}No ! I'm innocent !|It was Duke !
{126366}{126448}It was Duke !|Lucy ! Lucy !
{126450}{126499}[ Yelling ]|I love you ! I love you !
{126546}{126603}[ Screaming ]
{126652}{126755}Don't put that thing on me.|Aaaah ! Aaaah !
{126757}{126851}[ Screaming Continues,|Echoing ]
{126852}{126935}Whoo. Oh.
{126937}{127012}Well--|[ Sighs ]
{127014}{127071}That's that.
{127073}{127183}- [ Gurgling ]|- That's the last we should|be hearing from Lucy, man.
{127185}{127248}[ Exhales ]
{127249}{127356}She's probably stuffing herself|down the incinerator about now.
{127430}{127479}You know what we need ?
{127480}{127539}We need some opium.
{127718}{127773}[ Gurgling Continues ]
{127803}{127853}I remember|slumping on the bed.
{127855}{127913}His performance|had given me a bad jolt.
{127915}{127981}For a moment,|I thought his mind had snapped...
{127983}{128054}that he actually believed he was being|attacked by invisible enemies.
{128056}{128139}But the room was quiet again.
{128169}{128216}Where'd you get this ?
{128217}{128297}Never mind.|It's absolutely pure.
{128299}{128369}What kind of monster client|have you hooked up with this time ?
{128371}{128417}Satanism freak.
{128419}{128489}I think there's only|one source for this stuff--
{128491}{128560}the, uh, adrenaline gland...
{128561}{128640}from a living human body.
{128641}{128749}- I know. The guy didn't|have any cash to pay me.|- ~ [ Dramatic ]
{128751}{128844}He offered me human blood,|said it would take me higher|than I'd ever been in my life.
{128845}{128905}- I thought he was kidding...|- Oh.
{128907}{129025}so I told him I'd just as soon have|an ounce or so of pure adrenochrome...
{129027}{129094}or maybe just a fresh|adrenaline gland...
{129096}{129142}to chew on.
{129144}{129212}I could already feel|the stuff working on me.
{129214}{129315}The first wave felt like a combination|of mescaline and methedrine.
{129316}{129377}Maybe I should take a swim,|I thought.
{129379}{129425}Yes, sir.
{129473}{129563}They nailed this guy|for child molesting.
{129599}{129647}He swore he didn't do it.
{129649}{129741}"Why should I fuck with children ?"|he said. "They're too small."
{129743}{129801}- [ Whining Sound ]|- Christ, what could I say ?
{129803}{129905}Even a goddamn werewolf|is entitled to legal counsel.
{129907}{129981}I didn't dare|to turn the creep down.
{130017}{130120}He might have picked up a letter opener|and gone after my...
{130121}{130183}pineal gland.
{130185}{130233}- You know ?|- Yeah.
{130235}{130293}- Crazy.|- Why not ?
{130295}{130374}Shit. We should|get some of that.
{130376}{130456}Just... eat a big handful|and see what happens.
{130460}{130526}Some of what ?
{130527}{130609}[ Grunting, Sniffs ]
{130611}{130657}Extract of pineal.
{130659}{130727}Sure, that's a good idea.
{130728}{130827}One whiff of that stuff will turn you|into something out of a goddamn...
{130869}{130927}medical encyclopedia, man.
{130976}{131033}Beautiful|fucking tits.
{131035}{131118}Man, your head would|swell up like a watermelon.
{131120}{131219}- You'd gain about|a hundred pounds in two hours.|- Right !
{131220}{131279}Grow claws,|bleeding warts.
{131280}{131319}Yes.
{131321}{131419}And then you'd notice|about six huge, hairy tits...
{131421}{131470}swelling up on your back.
{131472}{131516}Fantastic !
{131517}{131567}You'd go blind.
{131601}{131669}Your body would turn to wax.
{131671}{131721}They'd have to put you|in a wheelbarrow.
{131723}{131770}And when you scream for help...
{131772}{131839}you'll sound|like a raccoon.
{131841}{131889}[ Whimpering ]
{131891}{131960}Man, I'll try|just about anything...
{131961}{132038}but I'd never in hell|touch a pineal gland.
{132040}{132107}Finish the fucking story, man !
{132109}{132188}What happened ?|What about the glands ?
{132189}{132273}Jesus, that stuff got right|on top of you, didn't it ?
{132275}{132368}Look at your face.|You're about to explode.
{132543}{132603}Maybe you could just...
{132605}{132682}[ Groans ]|shove me into the pool.
{132684}{132797}Man, if I put you in the pool right now,|you'll sink like a goddamn stone.
{132799}{132911}You took too much, man.|You took too much. Too much.
{132913}{132967}[ Gurgling ]
{132968}{133015}Don't try and fight it.
{133016}{133084}You'll get brain bubbles,|strokes, aneurysms.
{133085}{133182}You'll just wither up|and die.
{133184}{133291}- [ Duke Muttering ]|- [ Man ] They continue|killing innocent people !
{133293}{133384}[ Echoing ]|Allowing the hopes for peace and|freedom of millions of people...
{133385}{133439}to be suffocated.
{133440}{133514}So tonight, we do.
{133516}{133573}The great silent majority.
{133575}{133621}Sacrifice. Sacrifice.
{133623}{133691}[ Echoing ] Sacrifice.|Sacrifice. Sacrifice. Sacrifice.
{133692}{133791}Sacrifice. Sacrifice.|Sacrifice. Sacrifice.
{133792}{133847}- [ Continues Echoing ]|- [ Moaning ]
{133884}{133942}~ [ Orchestral ]
{133944}{134080}[ Woman ] ~ I feel the cottonwood|whispering above ~
{134081}{134172}~ Tammy, Tammy ~
{134174}{134240}- ~ Tammy's in love ~|- [ Moaning ]
{134242}{134288}~ [ Continues ]
{134290}{134381}What kind of rat-bastard|psychotic would play that song|right now, at this moment ?
{134425}{134501}~ Tammy, Tammy ~
{134503}{134550}When I came to...
{134552}{134619}the general back-alley ambience|of the suite was so rotten...
{134621}{134702}- so incredibly foul.|- ~ [ Continues ]
{134735}{134804}How long had I|been lying there ?
{134806}{134871}All these signs of violence.
{134872}{134928}- What had happened ?|- [ Insect Buzzing ]
{134929}{134987}There was evidence in this room|of excessive consumption...
{134989}{135098}of almost every type of drug|known to civilized man since 1544 A.D.
{135185}{135271}[ Coughs, Groans ]
{135273}{135332}Oh, ah, Debbie.
{135333}{135382}Thank God.
{135384}{135449}Oh, Debbie. Hmm ? Look.
{135509}{135611}What kind of addict would need|all these coconut husks|and crushed honeydew rinds ?
{135623}{135696}Would the presence of junkies account|for all these uneaten french fries ?
{135698}{135774}These puddles of glazed ketchup|on the bureau ?
{135776}{135826}Maybe so...
{135828}{135886}but then why all this booze...
{135888}{135945}and these crude pornographic|photos smeared with mustard...
{135947}{136003}that had dried|to a hard, yellow crust ?
{136004}{136075}These were not the hoofprints|of your normal God-fearing junkie.
{136076}{136143}It was too savage,|too aggressive.
{136144}{136205}- Put your hands where I can see them.|- What ? What ?
{136207}{136253}Jesus God, man. Huh ?
{136255}{136351}Put your hands where I can see them.|Put your hands where I can see them !
{136352}{136399}[ Groans ]
{136400}{136469}Grim memories|and bad flashbacks.
{136471}{136517}Get a grip.
{136519}{136583}Maintain.
{136584}{136674}How many nights and weird mornings|had this shit been going on ?
{136928}{137018}[ Urinating ]
{137087}{137181}- Something ugly had happened.|I was sure of it.|- [ Retching ]
{137296}{137370}Who is that ? Oh.|Shit, that's me.
{137416}{137483}- [ Muttering ]|- [ Woman Screams ]
{137485}{137563}- Help me ! [ Shouting In Spanish ]|- What the fuck ?
{137564}{137632}- [ Gonzo Yelling ]|- Oh, shit.
{137634}{137709}[ Woman Yelling ]
{137711}{137774}- You're under arrest !|- She must have used a pass key.
{137776}{137858}I was polishing my shoes|in the closet when I noticed|her sneaking in, so I took her.
{137860}{137930}- What made you do it ?|Who paid you off ?|- Nobody ! I'm the maid !
{137932}{138003}- You're just as much|a part of it as they are.|- Part of what ?
{138005}{138090}The goddamn dope ring. You must|know what's going on in this hotel.
{138092}{138144}Why do you think|we're here ?
{138146}{138233}I know you're the cops, but I thought|you were just here for the convention.
{138235}{138320}I swear. All I wanted to do|was clean up the room.
{138322}{138405}- I don't know anything about no dope.|- Come on, baby.
{138407}{138469}Don't try to tell us you never heard|of the Grange Gorman.
{138471}{138530}I swear to Jesus|I never heard of that stuff.
{138532}{138618}Maybe she's telling the truth.|Maybe she's not part of it.
{138620}{138687}I swear I'm not.|I swear.
{138761}{138808}In that case,|maybe she can help.
{138809}{138867}Oh, yes, I'll help you|all you want.
{138868}{138954}- I hate dope.|- So do we.
{138956}{139049}I think we should put her on the|payroll, see what she comes up with.
{139051}{139103}- You think you can handle it ?|- What ?
{139105}{139155}One phone call every day.
{139157}{139226}Don't worry if it doesn't add up.|That's our problem.
{139228}{139279}Y-You'd pay me for that ?
{139281}{139357}You're damn right|we would.
{139359}{139423}But the first time that you say anything|about this to anybody...
{139425}{139491}you will go straight to prison|for the rest of your life.
{139493}{139540}- What's your name ?|- Alice.
{139541}{139588}Prove it !
{139589}{139674}- Okay.|- Just ring Linen Service|and ask for Alice.
{139676}{139727}All right, Alice.
{139796}{139907}You'll be contacted|by Inspector Rock, Arthur Rock.
{139909}{139995}He'll be posing as a politician, but|you'll have no problem recognizing him.
{139997}{140098}That's right, Inspector Rock|will pay you in cash...
{140100}{140178}- $1,000 on the ninth of every month.|- Oh, Lord !
{140179}{140227}I'd do just about|anything for that.
{140229}{140291}- You and a lot of other people.|- Come here.
{140293}{140367}The password is:|"One hand washes the other."
{140369}{140462}The minute you hear that,|you say, "l fear nothing."
{140464}{140512}- Say it.|- I fear nothing.
{140514}{140566}- Say it again !|- I fear nothing !
{140568}{140629}Get the fuck out of here.|Oh, yeah, listen.
{140631}{140677}Nice meeting you.
{140703}{140749}Don't bother|to make up the room.
{140751}{140821}Just leave a pile of towels and soap|outside the door exactly at midnight.
{140823}{140918}That way we won't have to risk another|one of these little incidents, will we ?
{140920}{141004}- Whatever you say, gentlemen.|- Thank God for decent people.
{141007}{141083}- [ Duke On Tape ] Say it again !|- [ Maid ] I fear nothing !
{141084}{141179}Terrible gibberish. Splintered|memories looming up out of the time fog.
{141181}{141259}- [ Tape Rewinding ]|- Just press play.
{141260}{141339}[ Duke On Tape ]|This is it, the American Dream.
{141341}{141401}We're sitting|on the main nerve right now.
{141403}{141449}Yeah, don't get me started.
{141451}{141523}The owner always wanted to run away and|join the circus when he was a kid.
{141525}{141602}Now the son of a bitch|owns the circus.
{141604}{141684}Ah, man,|a real license to steal.
{141685}{141764}Oh, yeah. The American Dream|come true, man.
{141765}{141819}Pure Horatio Alger.
{141821}{141875}Yeah. Welcome|to the happy place.
{141876}{141924}[ Grunting ]
{141926}{142012}Listen, let's get down|to brass tacks here.
{142014}{142063}How much for the ape ?
{142065}{142126}[ Laughing ]|How much you got ?
{142128}{142230}How much do you think you'd take for the|ape ? Just wait here. I'll be back.
{142232}{142307}- Madness. It made no sense at all.|- [ Tape Rewinding ]
{142309}{142356}I desperately|needed the facts.
{142357}{142474}[ Duke Yelling|Incoherently ]
{142518}{142603}- ~ [ Hard Rock On Tape ]|- What the fuck is going on ?
{142605}{142660}Where's the ape, man ?|Where's the ape ?
{142661}{142718}Forget about it.|He attacked an old man.
{142720}{142793}Bit off the head of the bartender,|then the cops came and took him away.
{142858}{142921}- [ Yells ]|- [ Man ] Is that your car ?
{142923}{143028}[ Shouting ]
{143030}{143111}- Somebody stop them !|- You poor fools don't understand.
{143112}{143180}This car is property of the World Bank.|That money goes to lately.
{143182}{143237}You can't put on a circus|without a tent.
{143239}{143315}- The top is completely jammed.|- You're right.
{143316}{143363}There's something wrong|with the motor.
{143364}{143411}All right,|who has the story ?
{143413}{143487}- Where are you, you fucking monkey ?|- You can't do that !
{143529}{143584}You people voted|for Hubert Humphrey.
{143586}{143633}And you killed Jesus.
{143635}{143690}There was every reason to believe|that we'd been heading for trouble...
{143692}{143751}that we'd pushed our luck|a bit too far.
{143753}{143838}Oh, gosh ! God.
{143872}{143922}Right. Uh--
{143924}{143971}The possibility...
{143973}{144051}of physical|and mental collapse...
{144053}{144119}is now very real.
{144121}{144180}No sympathy for the devil.
{144181}{144234}Keep that in mind.
{144236}{144297}Uh, buy the ticket...
{144299}{144356}uh, take the ride.
{144358}{144450}[ Weeping ]
{144452}{144544}Hey, there. You folks want|to buy some heroin ?
{144546}{144631}[ Crying Continues ]
{144726}{144784}[ Crying ]|Hey, honkies ! Goddamn it !
{144785}{144832}Pull ahead,|will you ?
{144833}{144917}I want to sell you|some pure fucking scag !
{144919}{144980}Cheap ! The real stuff.
{144982}{145069}I just got back|from Vietnam.
{145071}{145159}[ Crying ]
{145200}{145247}Scag.
{145295}{145368}I want to sell you|some pure fucking scag.
{145370}{145428}Shit ! Fuck !
{145430}{145539}Now hear me, you bastard !|Pull over ! I'll kill you !
{145547}{145616}- Pull over ! Come on !|- [ Tape Audio: Fast Forward ]
{145618}{145684}Oh, shit. Oh, oh.
{145686}{145756}~ [ Slow Jazz-Pop:|Woman Singing ]
{145863}{145961}Okay.|Let's see here.
{146016}{146087}~ [ Continues ]
{146139}{146233}The mentality of Las Vegas|is so grossly atavistic...
{146235}{146323}that a really massive crime|often slips by unrecognized.
{146450}{146540}North Vegas is where you go when you've|fucked up once too often on the strip...
{146542}{146639}- [ Shouts ]|- and when you're not even welcome|in the cut-rate downtown places.
{146754}{146851}The North Star Coffee Lounge seemed like|a fairly safe haven from our storms.
{146852}{146908}No hassles, no talk.
{146910}{146972}Just a place to rest|and regroup.
{146974}{147034}I wasn't even hungry.
{147036}{147113}There was nothing in the atmosphere of|the North Star to put me on my guard.
{147115}{147163}[ Banging On Plate ]
{147164}{147223}Two glasses of ice water|with ice.
{147262}{147331}Two glasses of ice water|with ice.
{147431}{147477}Two.
{147675}{147745}She looked line a burnt-out|caricature of Jane Russell.
{147773}{147833}She was definitely|in charge here.
{147940}{147991}He did it very casually...
{147993}{148083}but I knew that our peace|was about to be shattered.
{148084}{148131}What was that ?
{148397}{148444}What is this ?
{148445}{148523}- It's a napkin.|- Don't give me that bullshit.
{148525}{148596}I know what that means,|you fat goddamn pimp bastard !
{148635}{148703}That's the name of a horse|I used to own, ma'am.
{148704}{148767}- What's wrong with you ?|- [ Narrating ]|The question mark was emphasized.
{148768}{148831}You listen to me,|you son of a bitch.
{148832}{148953}I gotta take a lot of shit|in this place, but I don't have|to take it off no spic pimp !
{149049}{149108}Anybody that knows anything|knows that.
{149170}{149243}- Go on ! Pay your check|and get out of here !|- [ Gasps ]
{149245}{149325}You want me to call the cops ?|I'll call the fuck--
{149327}{149404}[ Duke ]|Oh, shit.
{149479}{149524}[ Duke ]|Fuck.
{149580}{149635}Want me to call the cops ?
{150003}{150049}[ Coughs ]
{150268}{150322}How much is that|lemon meringue pie ?
{150324}{150394}Her eyes were turgid with fear,|but her brain was functioning...
{150396}{150474}- on some basic motor survival level.|- Thirty-five cents.
{150476}{150551}- How much is that lemon meringue pie ?|- Thirty-five cents.
{150552}{150641}Whoo ! What a waste of talent.
{150643}{150730}No, honey,|I mean the whole pie.
{150772}{150818}The whole pie.
{150880}{150926}- Hmm ?|- [ Gasps ]
{151102}{151167}What, three ?
{151286}{151360}Three ? Four ?
{151414}{151463}Five ? Hmm ?
{151464}{151511}Five.
{152130}{152184}I'll be in the car.
{152482}{152529}[ Quiet Sob ]
{153216}{153262}[ Gasps ]
{153432}{153490}[ Engine Starts ]
{153534}{153614}The sight of the blade|had triggered bad memories.
{153616}{153692}The glazed look in her eyes|said her throat had been cut.
{153694}{153777}- She was still in the grip|of paralysis when we left.|- [ Sobbing ]
{153778}{153848}[ Engine Revs ]
{153850}{153897}[ Tires Screeching ]
{153998}{154052}It was all over now.
{154053}{154122}We'd abused every rule|that Vegas lived by.
{154124}{154251}Threatening the locals, abusing|the tourists, terrifying the help.
{154253}{154309}The only chance now,|I felt...
{154310}{154396}was the possibility that|we'd gone to such excess...
{154398}{154466}that nobody in the position to bring|the hammer down on us...
{154468}{154516}could possibly believe it.
{154518}{154585}Fifteen minutes to get|my attorney to the airport...
{154586}{154647}but we'll make it.
{154649}{154719}Christ !
{154720}{154797}No ! Oh, fuck !
{154799}{154857}- Fuck.|- Whoa, shit ! Whoa, shit !
{154859}{154932}Oh, God. Oh, God.|You son of a bitch !
{154934}{154989}Oh, God.
{154990}{155088}- [ Gonzo ] You're going the wrong way.|- [ Duke ] The next left.
{155090}{155154}Go ! Fuck !
{155249}{155339}Take a right here.|Take a right here.
{155529}{155597}[ Gonzo ]|Goddamn it. We're lost.
{155599}{155690}What are we doing out here|on this godforsaken road ?
{155692}{155738}The airport's over there.
{155740}{155824}Goddamn it !|It's over there.
{155826}{155892}- I've never missed a plane yet.|- [ Tires Screeching ]
{156072}{156119}[ Horn Honks ]
{156267}{156332}[ Grunting ]
{156434}{156505}Hold on !
{156623}{156685}All right. I'm gonna drop you|right next to the plane.
{156687}{156757}Fuck you. I'm gonna have to take|the blame. They'll crucify me.
{156759}{156813}- Right here, right here.|- Ridiculous, man.
{156815}{156907}Just say you were hitchhiking|to the airport, and I picked you up.
{156915}{156967}- You bastard.|- Get out.
{157227}{157276}Hey, hey !|Hey, listen.
{157278}{157349}Don't take any guff|from these swine.
{157351}{157417}If you have any trouble,|remember:
{157419}{157489}you can always send a telegram|to the right people.
{157491}{157589}Yeah, explaining my position. Some|asshole wrote a poem about that once.
{157591}{157669}Probably good advice,|if you have shit for brains.
{157693}{157743}[ Wheezing Laugh ]
{157745}{157803}[ Coughing ]
{157804}{157871}There he goes...
{157873}{157935}one of God's own prototypes.
{157937}{158045}A high-powered mutant of some kind never|even considered for mass production.
{158047}{158127}-Too weird to live, and too rare to die.|-Ugh !
{158636}{158759}~ There you stood on|the edge of your feather ~
{158789}{158887}~ Expecting to fly ~
{158964}{159044}We're all wired|into a survival trip now.
{159074}{159143}No more of the speed|that fueled the '60s.
{159145}{159220}That was the fatal flaw|in Tim Leary's trip.
{159221}{159296}He crashed around America,|selling "consciousness expansion"...
{159297}{159373}without ever giving a thought|to the grim meat-hook realities|that were lying in wait...
{159375}{159460}for all those people|who took him seriously.
{159461}{159516}All those pathetically eager|acid freaks...
{159517}{159612}who thought they could buy peace and|understanding for three bucks a hit.
{159613}{159676}But their loss|and failure...
{159677}{159740}is ours too.
{159741}{159812}What Leary took down with him was the|central illusion of a whole lifestyle...
{159813}{159865}that he helped create.
{159867}{159924}A generation|of permanent cripples...
{159925}{159972}failed seekers...
{159973}{160077}who never understood the essential|old-mystic fallacy of the acid culture:
{160079}{160151}the desperate assumption|that somebody...
{160152}{160200}or at least some force...
{160201}{160258}is tending the light|at the end of the tunnel.
{160436}{160492}There was only one road|back to L.A.
{160493}{160565}U.S. Interstate 15.
{160567}{160661}Just a flat out high-speed burn|through Baker and Barstow and Berdoo.
{160663}{160725}Then onto the Hollywood Freeway,|straight into frantic oblivion...
{160727}{160782}safety, obscurity.
{160784}{160860}Just another freak...|in the freak kingdom.
{160861}{160974}~ I was born|in a cross-fire hurricane ~
{161024}{161145}~ But I howled at my ma|in the driving rain ~
{161211}{161311}~ But it's all right now ~
{161312}{161362}~ In fact, it's a gas ~
{161363}{161457}~ But it's all right ~
{161459}{161527}~ I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash|It's a gas, gas, gas ~
{161777}{161893}~ I was raised|by a toothless, bearded hag ~
{161947}{162073}~ I was schooled with a strap|right across my back ~
{162112}{162230}~ But it's all right now ~
{162231}{162279}~ In fact, it's a gas ~
{162281}{162375}~ But it's all right ~
{162376}{162467}~ I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash|It's a gas, gas, gas ~
{163157}{163287}~ I was drowned|I was washed up and left for dead ~
{163328}{163383}~ I fell down to my feet ~
{163385}{163457}~ And I saw they bled ~
{163459}{163533}~ Yeah, yeah|I frowned ~
{163535}{163625}~ At the crumbs|of a crust of bread ~
{163627}{163699}~ Yeah, yeah, yeah|I was crowned ~
{163701}{163792}~ With a spike|right through my head ~
{163793}{163825}~ Yeah, yeah, yeah ~
{163827}{163945}~ But it's all right now ~
{163946}{163993}~ In fact, it's a gas ~
{163995}{164089}~ But it's all right ~
{164090}{164183}~ I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash|It's a gas, gas, gas ~
{164264}{164342}~ Jumpin' Jack Flash|It's a gas ~
{164344}{164425}~ Jumpin' Jack Flash|It's a gas ~
{164427}{164511}~ Jumpin' Jack Flash|It's a gas ~
{164513}{164568}~ Jumpin' Jack Flash|It's a gas ~
{164597}{164679}~ Jumpin' Jack Flash|It's a gas ~
{164681}{164761}~ Jumpin' Jack Flash|It's a gas ~
{166261}{166325}~ Bright light city|gonna set my soul ~
{166327}{166404}~ It's gonna set my soul|on fire ~
{166406}{166478}~ I got a whole lotta money|that's a-ready to burn ~
{166480}{166554}~ So get those stakes up high ~
{166556}{166644}~ There's a thousand|pretty women waitin' out there ~
{166645}{166719}~ They're all waitin'|The devil may care ~
{166721}{166795}~ And I'm just a devil|with love to spare ~
{166797}{166877}~ So Viva Las Vegas ~
{166878}{166953}~ Viva Las Vegas ~
{166955}{167024}~ Viva Las Vegas ~
{167069}{167131}~ How I wish|that there were more ~
{167133}{167219}~ Than the 24 hours|in the day ~
{167221}{167284}~ Even if I ran out of sleep ~
{167285}{167357}~ Boy, I wouldn't sleep|a minute away ~
{167359}{167443}~ Oh, there's blackjack and|poker and the roulette wheel ~
{167445}{167524}~ A fortune won and lost|on every deal ~
{167525}{167593}~ All you need's a strong heart|and nerves of steel ~
{167595}{167679}~ So Viva Las Vegas ~
{167681}{167758}~ Viva Las Vegas ~
{167760}{167829}~ Viva Las Vegas ~
{167831}{167900}~ Viva Las Vegas|where the neon signs are flashing ~
{167902}{167948}~ And the one-armed bandits|crashing ~
{167949}{168021}~ All those hopes|down the drain ~
{168022}{168090}~ Viva Las Vegas|turning day into nighttime ~
{168092}{168138}~ Turning night into daytime ~
{168140}{168226}~ lf you see it once|you'll never be the same again ~
{168282}{168348}~ I gotta keep on runnin'|Gonna have me some fun ~
{168349}{168432}~ lf it costs me|my very last dime ~
{168433}{168506}~ lf I wind up broke|then I'll always remember ~
{168508}{168575}~ That I had a swingin' time ~
{168577}{168664}~ Oh, I'm gonna give it|everything I've got ~
{168665}{168737}~ Lady Luck's with me|Dice, stay hot ~
{168738}{168808}~ Got coke up my nose|to dry away the snot ~
{168809}{168890}~ So Viva Las Vegas ~
{168892}{168968}~ Viva Las Vegas ~
{168970}{169041}~ Viva Las Vegas ~
{169042}{169107}~ Viva, Viva ~
{169109}{169232}~ Las Vegas ~
{169234}{169281}Whee !
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