{264}{284}-STEPHEN: Bye, Mom.|-MRS. PARKER: Goodbye, Son.
{288}{356}I'm so proud of you!
{360}{452}-Bye, Dad.|-Take care, Steve-o.
{456}{534}Don't study too hard!
{1175}{1250}(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
{1367}{1429}(CRASHING)
{1463}{1554}Andy! Yeah.|Yeah, I'm having a Iittle car trouble.
{1558}{1619}(HONKING)
{1750}{1818}Welcome to Bramson College.
{1822}{1866}(LAUGHING) Oh, no.
{1870}{1957}-Andy! Jackie! Hello!|-Hey!
{1966}{1986}Hey.
{1990}{2034}Steve, I'm so glad you're finally here!
{2038}{2106}-Hi!|-Steve-o! My main man!
{2110}{2154}-Together again!|-How are you?
{2158}{2178}-Great!|-Good. Good.
{2182}{2226}Oh, no. What's this scam?
{2230}{2250}No scam. Totally legit.
{2254}{2322}For the next 24 hours.|I got lucky in a card game.
{2326}{2394}-And you're the driver?|-Waste not, want not.
{2398}{2418}Hop in.
{2422}{2466}-Same old Andy.|-Hey! Was that an insult?
{2470}{2557}Wait until you see the pad!
{2565}{2640}(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
{2997}{3089}Party! Party! Party! Yeah! The fun's here!
{3093}{3137}Oh! It is that time again!|Drink up! Drink up!
{3141}{3231}ALL: Go! Go! Go!|AND Y: Yeah!
{3237}{3257}(BURPING)
{3261}{3353}And the winner is Mr. Neanderthal!|Way to go, love that shirt.
{3357}{3449}Okay, guess what? Party's over. Time's up.
{3453}{3496}You only booked the place for three hours.
{3500}{3590}Let's go. Who's got the cash?
{3596}{3663}Home at last.
{3716}{3781}That's good!
{3788}{3849}(HUMMING)
{3908}{3976}STEPHEN: This place is unbelievable.
{3980}{4024}How do you guys get any studying done?
{4028}{4072}JACKIE: Oh, we manage.
{4076}{4137}(MOANING)
{4172}{4216}Perfect!
{4220}{4264}Hey, we far from campus?
{4268}{4366}JACKIE: It's just a short jog away.
{4819}{4923}''Make thee another self for love of me
{4939}{5055}''That beauty still may live|in thine, or thee''
{5059}{5150}Well done, Stephen. Thank you.
{5419}{5487}Steve, come over here.|You're moving really well for the volley.
{5491}{5510}Really good, okay?
{5514}{5558}But I want you|to get down a little bit lower.
{5562}{5582}-Get down really low.|-All right.
{5586}{5680}I need a lot of work on my game.
{5802}{5822}Hi!
{5826}{5870}-Hi.|-Stephen Parker.
{5874}{5942}-I haven't seen you here before.|-Yeah, I just transferred.
{5946}{6031}-Oh, great!|-Yeah, well...
{6066}{6127}I'll try.
{6306}{6350}-Hi, Coach.|-Shelly, you're first up.
{6354}{6435}Okay, hang on a second.
{6833}{6927}HARRISON: Good backhand, Shelly!
{7049}{7166}Hey, Parker. What's going on?|Let's get with it.
{8655}{8716}-Hi.|-Hi.
{8775}{8819}-Are you okay?|-No...
{8823}{8880}Notes.
{8895}{8939}Notes.
{8943}{9011}(STAMMERING) Biology notes.
{9015}{9107}You wanna borrow my biology notes?
{9111}{9155}Mmm-hmm.
{9159}{9272}Okay, look, I'm in a hurry.|What's your name?
{9423}{9547}Look, I got to run.|I'll give them to you next class?
{9590}{9664}(STAMMERING) My...
{9710}{9754}Oh, my God! My name!
{9758}{9802}LUCCI: When we discuss the great|English romantic poets,
{9806}{9850}three names come to mind.
{9854}{9931}Byron, Keats, and...
{9974}{10018}Can you name the third, Mr. Parker?
{10022}{10066}Shelly?
{10070}{10129}Correct.
{10214}{10321}Requests Unlimited.|We got what you need.
{10358}{10426}You want fifty penguins|for your frat party?
{10430}{10514}Okay. Emperor or regular?
{10525}{10569}Assorted.
{10573}{10661}That will cost mucho dinero.
{11053}{11097}-Hi.|-Hi, babe.
{11101}{11162}Hi, Brad.
{11197}{11278}Hi, I'm Stephen Parker.
{11341}{11433}Listen, if you want to catch|your practice now, we gotta cruise.
{11437}{11502}Sorry, dude.
{11508}{11595}(STAMMERING) Biology notes.
{11604}{11685}-Wilson, good.|-Thanks.
{11700}{11767}Here, Parker.
{12444}{12568}Parker, that's your last double fault.|Get over here.
{12587}{12631}What do you think you're doing?
{12635}{12679}Man, you're wasting my valuable time.
{12683}{12727}I mean, I want work!
{12731}{12799}Hey! Look at me when I'm talking to you.
{12803}{12847}Do you want me to show you|what work is?
{12851}{12919}I'll show you what work is, okay?
{12923}{12984}(SIGHING)
{13187}{13279}STANLEY: Come on. Come on, baby.|Come on, try harder.
{13283}{13387}Parker, that's it. You're off the team.
{13762}{13823}(HONKING)
{13906}{13967}Hi, Brad!
{14529}{14573}Listen, little man, and listen good.
{14577}{14669}I'm telling you in a nice way.|You stay away from my woman.
{14673}{14717}(SPEAKING SPANISH)
{14721}{14792}Yeah, I hear ya.
{15009}{15070}Heads up!
{15345}{15437}You come here every day|just to watch her?
{15441}{15522}Andy, I'm in deep, man.
{15632}{15700}If I don't get close to this girl,
{15704}{15772}I am gonna blow everything. Everything.
{15776}{15820}HARRISON: Good one.
{15824}{15892}My scholarship, my mind.
{15896}{15940}(SIGHING)
{15944}{15964}(ANGELA SCREAMING)
{15968}{16036}WOMAN: Oh, my God!|Angela, are you all right?
{16040}{16108}Angela ! Are you okay?
{16112}{16180}Don't move. Somebody call an ambulance.
{16184}{16297}Damn.|Looks like one less player on the team.
{16400}{16468}Wait a second.
{16472}{16543}One less player.
{16831}{16875}STEPHEN: Andy, you're sick.
{16879}{16971}Yes. Look, my schemes almost|always work out.
{16975}{17019}I didn't get thrown out of|three prep schools for nothing, you know?
{17023}{17091}Actually, Stephen,|I know it sounds totally insane,
{17095}{17163}but the only way you're gonna get|over Shelly is to get to know her.
{17167}{17211}It's a genius concept,
{17215}{17259}and I'm only talking about|trying it for something like a week.
{17263}{17307}-Or a couple of days.|-A week.
{17311}{17355}Look, it's not gonna take that long
{17359}{17427}to find out that she's really|nothing special,
{17431}{17546}she's just an airhead,|and then you can get back to real life.
{17550}{17666}Buddy, you are infected with true love.|This is your only cure.
{17670}{17762}The tennis tryouts are day after tomorrow.
{17766}{17870}No way. You guys are out of your minds.
{18006}{18026}(SHELLY GIGGLING)
{18030}{18134}Brad, is that all you ever think about?
{18318}{18386}One week. All right?
{18390}{18458}Even if I get away with this|without getting arrested,
{18462}{18586}the best that can happen|is we'll become girlfriends.
{18773}{18793}(CLEARS THROAT)
{18797}{18884}Let's give this one a shot.
{19133}{19177}Stop staring at me.
{19181}{19225}I'm sorry. You're very lucky.
{19229}{19297}You got the kind of face|that can go both ways.
{19301}{19381}Let's try some makeup.
{19397}{19441}See? Jackie left a diagram.
{19445}{19488}Number one, foundation.
{19492}{19536}Number two,|blusher for the little cheekbones...
{19540}{19595}Stop.
{19900}{19944}(BURPING)
{19948}{20040}Hey, watch it. Girls don't do that.
{20044}{20112}They sip from a glass.
{20116}{20178}Like this.
{20260}{20328}(EX CLAIMING PRIMLY)
{20332}{20352}Good.
{20356}{20448}And they take teeny, tiny bites.
{20452}{20514}Like this.
{20595}{20639}(LAUGHING)
{20643}{20711}And they laugh like a canary.
{20715}{20823}Trilling up and down the scale. Like this.
{20835}{20912}(HIGH PITCHED LAUGH)
{20955}{20999}(HIGH PITCHED LAUGH)
{21003}{21095}That's good. Okay, check out the walk.
{21099}{21161}Hips sway.
{21195}{21270}Yeah. Pelvis tilts.
{21339}{21437}And we sit with our ankles crossed.
{21459}{21526}And we smile seductively.
{21530}{21574}And we say things like,
{21578}{21646}''Oh, what a totally rad set of wheels.''
{21650}{21694}(HIGH PITCHED LAUGH)
{21698}{21766}''Oh, what a totally rad set of wheels.''
{21770}{21851}-That's it.|-Very nice.
{21890}{21958}Who did you use for your role model?
{21962}{21982}Queen Elizabeth?
{21986}{22054}(HIGH PITCHED LAUGHTER)
{22058}{22126}All right, let's get started.
{22130}{22208}First, the underwear.
{22226}{22294}You're not serious.
{22298}{22342}AND Y: What's he gonna put in it?
{22346}{22414}I am so ahead of you.
{22418}{22480}(LAUGHING)
{22489}{22594}That's my girl. You think of everything.
{22657}{22718}(SIGHING)
{22753}{22845}-My legs feel bald.|-Yeah, but they look great.
{22849}{22965}-Can't we do this another day?|-Can't. Today's the tennis tryouts.
{22969}{23061}-So where do I go?|-Locker room to change, of course.
{23065}{23157}Which locker room?|The girls' locker room?
{23161}{23205}-Where else?|-Oh, my God!
{23209}{23229}Look, if anybody asks,
{23233}{23349}you just say you're an exchange student|from Switzerland.
{23353}{23397}-Switzerland.|-Yeah.
{23401}{23445}-How do I look?|-Very, very good.
{23449}{23511}Good luck.
{23544}{23606}Excuse me.
{23736}{23756}(WHISTLING)
{23760}{23822}Stephanie!
{24024}{24111}-Hey, Andy.|-Yo, what's up?
{24288}{24352}Think girl!
{24384}{24458}(GIRLS CHATTERING)
{24551}{24641}Are you looking for a locker?
{24647}{24691}I think there's a free one|down at the end there.
{24695}{24757}Thank you.
{24767}{24835}See you later.
{24863}{24925}Excuse me.
{25319}{25389}-GIRL: Hi.|-Hi.
{25918}{25988}Elsie Gonzalez.
{26374}{26442}-Excuse me.|-Sure.
{26446}{26508}Thank you.
{26685}{26776}HARRISON: Thanks a lot, Elsie.
{26805}{26873}Stephanie Brown. Stephanie Brown.
{26877}{26921}That's you.
{26925}{26993}Stephanie Brown. That's me.
{26997}{27113}Okay, Stephanie, let's see a few serves|and a few backhands, okay?
{27117}{27161}My racquet.
{27165}{27236}(GIRLS GIGGLING)
{28052}{28107}Shit.
{28172}{28266}Okay, now show us your backhand.
{28460}{28527}Great. Forehand.
{28531}{28599}GIRL: Oh, great.|She's weird, but she's terrific.
{28603}{28647}She's great!
{28651}{28746}-That's fine, Stephanie.|-Thanks.
{28843}{28887}(GIRLS GIGGLING)
{28891}{28935}I used to wear those things.
{28939}{28983}You'll get over it. Tits are not everything.
{28987}{29079}Congratulations. You made the team.
{29083}{29127}Thank you.
{29131}{29223}Nice work. Come here. Let's talk.|Where did you learn to play like that?
{29227}{29271}STEPHEN: Oh, in the barrio.
{29275}{29295}(DIALING)
{29299}{29367}GIRL 1 : What do you think of the new girl?|GIRL 2: She's amazing. She's terrific.
{29371}{29449}Maxie. Yeah. It's me.
{29467}{29558}You know that nickel|I laid on Bramson girIs for Saturday?
{29562}{29630}Can you lay off an extra grand?
{29634}{29678}You made the team,|we are into phase one.
{29682}{29750}-So...|-Stephanie. Hi.
{29754}{29822}I'm Shelly Anderson.
{29826}{29898}-Ich know.|-What?
{29922}{29942}You do?
{29946}{29990}(SPEAKING GERMAN)
{29994}{30095}I watch you mit the tennis gespielen.
{30138}{30158}What?
{30162}{30230}Stephanie, could I talk to you|for a minute? Alone?
{30234}{30254}Could you excuse us?
{30258}{30326}(SPEAKING GERMAN)
{30330}{30398}Nimrod.|Stop talking like a Wiener schnitzel.
{30402}{30493}You are an American exchange student.
{30497}{30581}-Sorry.|-It's okay. Okay.
{30617}{30661}See you, Stephanie.
{30665}{30719}Bye.
{30737}{30781}So what were you saying?
{30785}{30853}What happened to your accent?
{30857}{30949}Oh, that's just a joke. I was fooling...
{30953}{30997}Well, I just...
{31001}{31021}I wanted to welcome you to the team.
{31025}{31093}I thought your playing was intense.
{31097}{31141}Thanks.
{31145}{31213}-I'm really jealous of you.|-You are?
{31217}{31285}Yeah, you have an incredible backhand.
{31289}{31381}-Thanks.|-It's one of my weak spots.
{31385}{31429}You don't seem to have too many.
{31433}{31500}No, it's true. My backhand's terrible.
{31504}{31548}Forehand's pretty good.
{31552}{31596}You know something?|We'd make a great doubles team.
{31600}{31668}What do you think?
{31672}{31756}You and me, doubles team.
{31792}{31860}-Sure. Sounds good.|-Great.
{31864}{31956}-Let's go for coffee. We can talk about it.|-Okay.
{31960}{32028}So what are you majoring in?
{32032}{32076}God, you're beautiful.
{32080}{32134}Huh?
{32176}{32220}I'm just, I'm just one of those people
{32224}{32344}who, you know,|says exactly what they're thinking.
{32368}{32460}That's okay. I think my ears are too big.
{32464}{32507}I'm really self-conscious about them.
{32511}{32603}But, hey, what are looks anyway?
{32607}{32671}Everything.
{32799}{32843}That's my boyfriend, Brad.
{32847}{32915}Isn't he cute?
{32919}{32997}Well, he certainly is
{33015}{33072}large.
{33183}{33261}-Hi, babe.|-Hi, Brad.
{33279}{33347}Brad, this is Stephanie.|She just made the team.
{33351}{33395}She's an amazing tennis player.
{33399}{33477}Great. Brad Wysnoski.
{33518}{33562}I know you from somewhere.
{33566}{33682}No. No, I don't think so.|I think I'd remember.
{33686}{33730}So, beautiful.
{33734}{33778}I hear Angela's not coming back|this semester.
{33782}{33850}Looks like you need a roommate.|Make me an offer.
{33854}{33913}Bradsky.
{33926}{33993}I don't know.
{33998}{34042}You know my dorm isn't co-ed.
{34046}{34159}I'd sneak out early,|and you wake up smiling.
{34166}{34234}I don't know. I think...
{34238}{34306}I think I'd just feel more comfortable|living with another girl.
{34310}{34378}You understand?
{34382}{34521}Anyway, that's why I've asked|Stephanie here to move in with me.
{34525}{34610}What? Right. That's right.
{34669}{34713}You understand, don't you, babe?
{34717}{34798}Yeah. Sure. Sure, yeah.
{34909}{35009}Catch you later. See you, Stephanie.
{35029}{35091}Bye, Brad.
{35101}{35193}That was close. You saved my life.
{35197}{35217}Glad I could help.
{35221}{35289}I mean, I love Brad and everything,
{35293}{35361}but if we were in the same room,
{35365}{35433}he'd be jumping my bones all the time.
{35437}{35552}We certainly wouldn't want|that to happen, would we?
{35556}{35710}Anyway, why don't you move in with me?|I mean, that's not such a bad idea.
{35724}{35795}What do you say?
{35844}{35912}Sure. No problem.
{35916}{36032}Great. Listen, I gotta run to class,|so I'll see you at the dorm later on.
{36036}{36107}-Okay.|-Bye-bye.
{36348}{36416}-What the hell are you doing?|-I'm packing.
{36420}{36463}I can see that. Why?
{36467}{36511}-I'm moving in with her.|-With who?
{36515}{36583}I'm gonna be Shelly's new roommate.
{36587}{36655}-How the hell did that happen?|-She asked me.
{36659}{36727}Oh, she asked you. I see. She asked you.
{36731}{36775}Why the hell did you say yes?
{36779}{36823}Because she was smiling at me.
{36827}{36919}Hey, leave me alone,|I'm going, man. It's done.
{36923}{36991}Steve, you can't move into a girl's dorm.
{36995}{37090}You're a boy. You have a wee-wee.
{37115}{37183}How are you going to explain|morning hard-ons?
{37187}{37255}Wet dreams? Humungous farts?
{37259}{37303}You think Shelly's not gonna notice this?
{37307}{37351}(SIGHING)
{37355}{37399}Holy shit. What have I done?
{37403}{37423}Right. What have you done?
{37427}{37470}Stephanie's not even|registered in the school.
{37474}{37494}Yeah, well, wait a minute.
{37498}{37566}This whole thing was your brainstorm.
{37570}{37614}Anyway, if I had said no to Shelly,
{37618}{37758}as if I could say no to Shelly,|she would've asked some other girl!
{37762}{37854}Oh, my God. What did I just say?
{37858}{37926}Do you know|you just packed your jockstrap?
{37930}{37974}Andy, how am I going to do this?|I need your help.
{37978}{38046}I'm taking off for an alien planet.
{38050}{38094}Hey, you guys. What is going on?
{38098}{38190}Jackie! Can I borrow a nightie?
{38194}{38238}I think it stinks.
{38242}{38286}Come on, it's a piece of cake|for an Einstein like you.
{38290}{38382}You know, they put people in jail|for things like this.
{38386}{38454}Who are we harming?|It's not the crime of the century.
{38458}{38559}All right, so what's the access code?
{38769}{38813}Okay. We're in.
{38817}{38943}Oh, before we start,|could you bring up Shelly's file?
{39033}{39053}3.8.
{39057}{39125}Yeah, some airhead.|This girl's an academic giant.
{39129}{39149}Okay, here's what I want you to enter.
{39153}{39221}Stephanie Brown.
{39225}{39293}Transferred from|University of Geneva, Switzerland.
{39297}{39365}Two years on the tennis team.
{39369}{39434}Psych major.
{39441}{39484}And enroll her in those courses|Shelly's taking.
{39488}{39508}-Wait! Wait!|-Believe me. It's the only way.
{39512}{39604}The more time you spend with her,|the sooner you'll be cured.
{39608}{39724}Okay. Welcome to Bramson College.|Would you like me to show you around?
{39728}{39772}Cut the comedy, Jackie,|you gotta help me pack.
{39776}{39844}You gotta make sure to throw a lot|of female stuff in there, all right?
{39848}{39916}You know, I like this. This is really nice.|Can I borrow this?
{39920}{39981}(DIALING)
{40040}{40060}Maxie?
{40064}{40108}Andy.
{40112}{40132}Listen up.
{40136}{40180}I wanna lay twenty grand
{40184}{40294}on Bramson girls' tennis|making number one.
{40328}{40396}What do you mean you can't?
{40400}{40491}Come on, find a way to lay it off.
{40495}{40563}Of course I'm good for it.
{40567}{40641}(GIRLS CHATTERING)
{41023}{41115}Hi. I didn't know what time|you were coming.
{41119}{41211}-Well, here I am.|-Well, welcome aboard.
{41215}{41307}-I'm glad you're here.|-Me, too.
{41311}{41355}All right, this is your bed.
{41359}{41451}You get the second|and the bottom drawer, half the closet.
{41455}{41546}I have to study, so if you need anything,|let me know, okay?
{41550}{41612}Sure will.
{41814}{41884}(PHONE RINGING)
{41910}{41954}Hello?
{41958}{42019}Hi, Brad.
{42030}{42098}No, I had a great time.
{42102}{42213}No, I can't go out tonight. I have to study.
{42222}{42266}Of course I love you.
{42270}{42338}There's a lot of you to love.
{42342}{42410}Yeah, she just got here.
{42414}{42457}That's a good... Hold on.
{42461}{42505}Hey, Stef, do you wanna go out|with one of Brad's friends?
{42509}{42553}Super?
{42557}{42671}Yeah, it's cool with her.|Okay, you set it up.
{42677}{42745}Sure, I'll talk to you later.
{42749}{42793}Bye.
{42797}{42817}(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
{42821}{42865}-Come in.|-Hi, kiddles.
{42869}{42913}Hi, Carla.
{42917}{42961}This is Stephanie,|my new room- and tennis-mate.
{42965}{43009}Hi, welcome!
{43013}{43081}I love your earrings.|Where did you get them?
{43085}{43105}SHELLY: You going out tonight?
{43109}{43129}Would you believe it?
{43133}{43201}That demigod Mitch finally calls me.
{43205}{43297}And of course it's right before|my goddamn period!
{43301}{43393}Everything's sore,|and if he touches my breasts,
{43397}{43441}I'll go right through the roof.
{43445}{43512}This damn PMS.
{43516}{43584}Do you ever get it?
{43588}{43608}Me?
{43612}{43666}PMS?
{43708}{43824}-Every now and then.|-Well, how do you deal with it?
{43828}{43896}Soak my feet in Epsom salts.
{43900}{43920}Hmm.
{43924}{43989}Interesting.
{44020}{44088}Well, I'll see you crazy kids later.
{44092}{44136}-Thanks for the tip, Stephanie.|-Bye-bye.
{44140}{44184}-Bye-bye.|-Bye-bye.
{44188}{44256}(DOOR CLOSING)
{44260}{44352}Hey, Shelly,|I think we have the same major.
{44356}{44423}-Psych?|-Yes.
{44428}{44495}Great. Then we can study together.
{44499}{44543}Uh-huh.
{44547}{44591}You know what?
{44595}{44687}I'm too tired to do this right now.|I think I'm just gonna go to bed.
{44691}{44759}-Do you want the bathroom first?|-No, no. Ladies first.
{44763}{44825}(GIGGLING)
{45075}{45145}(ALARM BUZZING)
{45171}{45242}What time is it?
{45315}{45395}-6:00 a.m.|-What? Why?
{45411}{45454}I always jog before class.
{45458}{45519}(SIGHING)
{48072}{48092}Andy!
{48096}{48116}(BOTH EX CLAIMING)
{48120}{48212}Andy, you gotta help me.|Who am I? Where am I going?
{48216}{48236}Would you mind getting|the hell out of here
{48240}{48260}and giving us about 10 more minutes?
{48264}{48308}You guys can finish that stuff|later, all right?
{48312}{48442}Oh, well, Dr. Frankenstein,|go take care of your monster.
{48479}{48534}Okay.
{48671}{48715}You're supposed|to take that stuff off at night, bonehead.
{48719}{48813}You look like Tammy Faye Bakker.
{48839}{48883}All right.
{48887}{48979}If it's Monday,|it's Stephen in European History,
{48983}{49027}followed by Stephanie|in Social Psychology.
{49031}{49099}Lunch. Stephanie in Behaviorism,
{49103}{49171}Stephen in English Lit.
{49175}{49219}Now is this for today|or is this the whole month?
{49223}{49315}Chill. You get used to it. Trust me.
{49319}{49339}Yeah, that's right.|You didn't get kicked out
{49343}{49411}of three prep schools for nothing, right?
{49415}{49472}Leave.
{49510}{49562}Go.
{49606}{49713}-Oh. Sorry! Can I take this?|-It's yours.
{50278}{50348}(ALARM RINGING)
{50422}{50442}What are you doing?
{50446}{50549}-STEPHEN: Jog.|-God, you're a fanatic.
{51405}{51482}(TEACHER CHATTERING)
{51836}{51904}One, two, three, four,
{51908}{51952}five, six, seven, eight,
{51956}{52024}and two, two, three, four,
{52028}{52096}five, six, seven, eight,
{52100}{52168}and inhale, arms above your head,
{52172}{52243}exhale, release.
{52268}{52288}Thank you.
{52292}{52336}(GIRLS APPLAUDING)
{52340}{52408}Stephanie, this is for you.|It's the form for your physical.
{52412}{52432}-My what?|-Your physical.
{52436}{52551}All the new girls on the team|have to have a clean bill of health.
{52555}{52645}I know. Nobody likes doctors.
{52771}{52839}I am totally sore.
{52843}{52863}I'm gonna take a shower,
{52867}{52959}and then I think we should study|for that psych test.
{52963}{53031}AND Y.: Yo, Steve-o.|Life's good in candy land?
{53035}{53151}No, things are not good.|We have a very serious prob...
{53155}{53222}Promise. Yes.
{53227}{53271}Mom, I promise I'll write more. Really.
{53275}{53385}Give my love to Daddy. Kiss, kiss. Bye-bye.
{53466}{53486}That's Mommy.
{53490}{53603}My mom does the same thing.|She can't let go.
{53610}{53714}-We ought to go over this stuff.|-Yeah.
{53730}{53750}Would you do me a favor?
{53754}{53846}Would you mind putting|some of this on my shoulder?
{53850}{53905}Sure.
{53970}{53990}Be glad to.
{53994}{54084}All right. Child Development.
{54090}{54158}Oh! Brad's fixed up that date|with his friend Stanley.
{54162}{54182}Date? Wait, wait.
{54186}{54254}What date? I can't go on any date.
{54258}{54302}Why not?
{54306}{54350}I just broke up with someone,
{54354}{54445}and I'm having a hard time|getting over her... Him.
{54449}{54510}You know?
{54521}{54585}Here? Okay.
{54665}{54685}Shelly?
{54689}{54733}Hmm?
{54737}{54842}How long have you been seeing this Brad?
{54881}{54925}About a semester.
{54929}{54973}You guys really get along?
{54977}{55021}Hmm.
{55025}{55045}Hmm?
{55049}{55093}What?
{55097}{55141}(SIGHING)
{55145}{55206}Brad's...
{55241}{55261}Brad's what?
{55265}{55333}Brad's a bit...
{55337}{55417}-A bit...|-Aggressive.
{55433}{55527}I mean, he practically rapes me.
{55576}{55643}The thing is,
{55696}{55788}I don't really enjoy sex that much.
{55792}{55905}I guess that makes me|kind of a freak, right?
{55960}{56042}Let's get back to psych.
{56200}{56292}Shelly, it's not you, it's him.
{56296}{56419}You see, if a man really wanted|to make love to you,
{56440}{56571}well, he'd treat you like|you were the last meal on Earth.
{56607}{56699}He would know just where to touch you.
{56703}{56797}Just how you like to be touched.
{56847}{56932}And he'd kiss you all over
{57015}{57083}until you felt
{57087}{57194}as if a warm honey pot had just exploded.
{57255}{57299}Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry.
{57303}{57403}-I think that's enough lotion.|-Yes.
{57446}{57466}Do you want me|to put some on your back?
{57470}{57565}(STAMMERING) No, no, no. No, I...
{57590}{57634}I have to go.
{57638}{57658}I've got...
{57662}{57730}I have some books|that are due at the library
{57734}{57802}and I should return them, you know.
{57806}{57894}And I'll study later. Ta-ta.
{57926}{58004}I can't get the door.
{58022}{58076}Bye.
{58334}{58402}(PHONE RINGING)
{58406}{58449}Requests Unlimited, how may I serve you?
{58453}{58521}Andy, cut the shit. We gotta talk.
{58525}{58569}Gee, this is a big order.
{58573}{58617}What was that again?
{58621}{58713}Ten pages on class distinctions|in the Middle Ages for Friday.
{58717}{58761}That's a rush job,
{58765}{58857}I'm going to have to add another 20%,|making it $480.
{58861}{58905}Okay, no problem, you got it.
{58909}{59001}Okay, Andy, listen to me.|We have a very serious, serious problem.
{59005}{59121}Okay, okay. Jackie, who do we got|for the Middle Ages?
{59125}{59193}JACKIE: That Russian guy from Harvard,|Vladimir Mishkin.
{59197}{59265}-Andy! For Christ's sake...|-Okay, okay.
{59269}{59337}Jackie, call Mishkin and tell him|I had to take a cut in my usual fee.
{59341}{59361}I can only pay him a hundred bucks.
{59365}{59409}How do you live with yourself?
{59413}{59480}Hey, I am a business major!|I learned all this stuff in class!
{59484}{59528}I want you to learn this, all right?
{59532}{59624}You forgot one detail|in your brilliant scheme.
{59628}{59723}Stephanie has to take a physical.
{59820}{59882}Holy shit.
{59940}{59960}I gotta concentrate.
{59964}{60032}-STEPHEN: Andy! Listen!|-Relax, Steve-o.
{60036}{60176}You go to the appointment tomorrow,|Andy here will take care of the rest.
{60180}{60241}Trust me.
{60300}{60344}(CLEARING THROAT) All right. Who's next?
{60348}{60429}-Stephanie Brown.|-Yes.
{60443}{60540}All right. Come along, Miss Brown.
{60779}{60847}Have you filled out your medical history?
{60851}{60943}-Yes, I have.|-All right, just let me take a look at it here.
{60947}{61039}And you take this|and go back there and change, all right?
{61043}{61063}Change?
{61067}{61159}Yes, take off all of your clothes,|just go on back there.
{61163}{61207}Oh, Doctor,|do you think that this is necessary?
{61211}{61231}I'm in perfect health.
{61235}{61374}There is no need to be shy.|I've seen thousands of naked women.
{61403}{61423}Well, it's you that I'm worried about.
{61427}{61518}I have a rash, and it might be contagious.
{61522}{61590}I see. Well, we've got a lot of patients|waiting out there, so if you...
{61594}{61686}Doctor, I'm sorry.|I can't allow you to examine me.
{61690}{61734}It's against my religion.
{61738}{61758}-Your religion?|-Yes.
{61762}{61782}Well, what religion is that?
{61786}{61878}Well, I'm a Swissurrectionist...|A Resurrectionist.
{61882}{61902}(EX CLAIMS )
{61906}{61974}Well, I don't care|if you are a Belgian waffle.
{61978}{62022}I have to give you a examination.
{62026}{62162}And I would like to get to lunch|before Christmas, all right?
{62290}{62362}(CLEARING THROAT)
{62457}{62501}Andy. Andy.
{62505}{62563}Jackie?
{62577}{62634}Mommy!
{63057}{63173}All right, Miss Brown,|if you just sit down here.
{63177}{63241}Right here.
{63393}{63460}All right,|would you open your mouth, please?
{63464}{63534}A little wider.
{63608}{63652}All right.
{63656}{63818}Now, put your feet in the stirrups, please.|I've got to examine you internally.
{63872}{63959}All right. Now, just relax.
{64160}{64222}All right.
{64447}{64502}Okay.
{64519}{64587}You don't understand,|it's a matter of life and death!
{64591}{64659}Doctor, I'm from|the Seismic Institute of Technology.
{64663}{64707}-The man from S.I.T.|-What the hell are you talking about?
{64711}{64755}I told him, ''You can't be in here|when the doctor is with a patient! ''
{64759}{64827}There's been an earthquake alert,|and this building is structurally unsound!
{64831}{64875}What are you, some kind of crazy man?|Get the hell out of here!
{64879}{64971}-Did you feel that? We just had a tremor!|-I felt it! I felt it!
{64975}{64995}He was doing it on purpose.|Didn't you see that?
{64999}{65043}I did not! Look! A crack!
{65047}{65111}(SCREAMING)
{65119}{65139}The ceiling's coming down!
{65143}{65187}My God!|Doctor, the ceiling's coming down!
{65191}{65259}The ceiling's coming down!
{65263}{65355}DOCTOR: Get somebody in here...|Maniac in here... Pervert!
{65359}{65427}Doctor, this patient is in mortal danger|unless she is evacuated immediately!
{65431}{65498}-She's gonna be fatally killed!|-Fatally killed?
{65502}{65546}What kind of sexual perversions|are being perpetrated
{65550}{65570}against this young woman?
{65574}{65594}I may have to report you!
{65598}{65642}All right, you with the orange hat|from S.I.T. Get out of here, all right?
{65646}{65666}And you, too, get out.
{65670}{65714}I can't conduct a proper examination|like this.
{65718}{65762}I can't! My foot is stuck!
{65766}{65882}Why didn't you take your shoe off|in the first place?
{65886}{65954}Doctor, I really need that form signed|for the coach!
{65958}{66002}All right, all right.
{66006}{66074}There's your form, now get out of here!|Both of you!
{66078}{66192}I don't wanna stick around|for the aftershock!
{66629}{66673}SHELLY: Good shot!
{66677}{66769}HARRISON: Candice, Natasha, you're up!
{66773}{66854}-Good workout!|-Thanks.
{66869}{66950}-I don't get it.|-What?
{66965}{67057}Your strength|when you hit the ball.
{67061}{67105}Look, are you on steroids?
{67109}{67171}(GIGGLING)
{67205}{67299}Oh, what a totally rad bracelet!
{67325}{67435}There's something really strange|about you.
{67444}{67496}Hi.
{67636}{67704}We gotta hurry up and get over to Carla's|for Beauty Night.
{67708}{67769}For what?
{67804}{67848}-Come on, it'll be fun.|-Where are we going?
{67852}{67872}Don't burn yourself.
{67876}{67992}Come on, come on, come on, we're late.|We gotta get you ready for your big date.
{67996}{68081}Shelly, about that date...
{68092}{68136}-SHELLY: Hi, guys.|-Finally!
{68140}{68160}-Sorry we're late.|-Hi.
{68164}{68208}Let's get started.
{68212}{68280}So what is this|that you all do on Beauty Night?
{68284}{68420}We give each other facials.|You should try it. It might help.
{68451}{68471}No, thank you.
{68475}{68519}Come on, Stephanie. We all do it.
{68523}{68639}First, we have to open up|all those nasty little pores.
{68643}{68687}Excuse me...
{68691}{68749}Shelly?
{68787}{68831}SHELLY: Okay, Steffy, now!
{68835}{68896}(GASPING)
{68955}{68975}What?
{68979}{68999}(EX CLAIMING)
{69003}{69047}That's freezing!
{69051}{69095}-Nurse?|-Yes, Doctor?
{69099}{69143}-Tweezers.|-CARLA: Tweezers.
{69147}{69167}What's going on?
{69171}{69239}Those eyebrows|need some serious thinning.
{69243}{69311}You're gonna pull hairs out of my face|without anesthesia?
{69315}{69383}You're gonna be beautiful.
{69387}{69454}(EX CLAIMING)
{69458}{69502}I think that's enough. Really.
{69506}{69550}You know what? You have an awful lot|of fuzz around your upper lip.
{69554}{69661}We need to remove that|with some hot wax.
{69674}{69718}I don't...|I don't think that's such a good idea.
{69722}{69766}GIRL: Now look, it's not gonna hurt a bit!
{69770}{69862}Besides, don't you want the guys|to think you're hot?
{69866}{69910}-No.|-No?
{69914}{69958}No. I mean... I...
{69962}{70054}(STAMMERING) I would like a guy|to like me for what's inside.
{70058}{70102}Boy, you do not know anything|about guys, do you?
{70106}{70150}Jesus.
{70154}{70222}-Okay, I think this is about hard.|-So?
{70226}{70246}So this.
{70250}{70312}(SHRIEKS )
{70346}{70390}This weather sucks.
{70394}{70461}Hey, Stephanie, did you bring these clouds|with you from Switzerland?
{70465}{70533}Come on, Brad,|let's just make the best of it, okay?
{70537}{70663}I don't know, you know.|I think it's kind of romantic.
{70705}{70773}-Where's the beer?|-Yeah, where is the brew?
{70777}{70875}Oh, hey, hey. You're sitting on it.
{70897}{70941}(GIGGLING)
{70945}{70989}You are a hefty little bundle, aren't you?
{70993}{71085}Oh, please, put me down, please,|ground level, please.
{71089}{71181}Oh, I don't wanna be touched!|Not this time of the month!
{71185}{71205}I have MSG...
{71209}{71263}PMS!
{71305}{71372}SHELLY: Brad!
{71377}{71421}Excuse me.
{71425}{71492}-Shelly?|-Why don't you two go for a walk?
{71496}{71622}Yeah, come on, Stephanie,|you'll feel better, come on.
{71880}{71948}Stanley, not on the first date!
{71952}{72014}Let's jog!
{72120}{72184}(SCREAMING)
{72384}{72484}SHELLY: Stephanie, are you in there?
{72527}{72595}Hi. Taking a late bath, huh?
{72599}{72643}-Yes.|-Well, your bubbles are fading.
{72647}{72734}-They are? They are.|-Yeah.
{72767}{72872}Let me see that. You're all wrinkled up.
{72911}{72955}It's time to get out.
{72959}{72979}(SQUEAKING)
{72983}{73094}I was meditating.|I must have fallen asleep.
{73127}{73195}You just pulled my plug!
{73199}{73243}Right.
{73247}{73315}You've been in there for hours.|It's my turn.
{73319}{73363}-Okay.|-Let me get my robe.
{73367}{73421}Bye.
{73510}{73574}(SQUEAKING)
{73630}{73746}You know, Stef, I'm starting to think|Brad was a real mistake.
{73750}{73818}We really don't have that much|in common.
{73822}{73914}What about you?|Are you gonna see Stanley again?
{73918}{73962}No.
{73966}{74010}He's not my type.
{74014}{74082}You're still hung up on that guy|you broke up with.
{74086}{74150}I guess so.
{74158}{74248}He must have been really hot.
{74374}{74418}Yes, he was.
{74422}{74530}He was. He was incredible.|He was amazing.
{74541}{74633}-Was he Swiss?|-No, he's an American.
{74637}{74729}In fact, he goes to school right here.
{74733}{74830}-What's his name?|-Stephen Parker.
{74853}{74923}Stephen Parker?
{74949}{75041}I think... I think he's in my biology class.|Cute, brown hair.
{75045}{75133}-You think he's cute?|-Yeah.
{75141}{75209}Why did you break up?
{75213}{75278}(EX CLAIMS )
{75285}{75353}A man like that...
{75357}{75454}His spirit is wild and unknowable.
{75476}{75599}We had a brief, passionate romance,|and he was gone.
{75620}{75712}I always thought of him as|something out of Lord Byron.
{75716}{75810}Mad, bad, and dangerous to know.
{75860}{75904}He sees deeply into a woman,
{75908}{76021}and then he gives her|exactly what she needs.
{76100}{76207}I wish Brad were a little more like that.
{76220}{76312}No, you're better off with good old Brad.
{76316}{76417}So how was it tonight? Was it better?
{76435}{76502}-Yeah.|-Good.
{76579}{76599}Listen, I don't...
{76603}{76695}I don't wanna bore you with the details.|I'm just gonna say goodnight.
{76699}{76754}Okay.
{76771}{76838}Sweet dreams.
{77946}{78020}-Stephen, hi.|-Hi.
{78042}{78133}-I'm Shelly Anderson.|-I know.
{78138}{78230}-So, how've you been?|-I've been keeping busy.
{78234}{78254}Right.
{78258}{78350}I'm... I'm rooming with an old friend|of yours, Stephanie Brown?
{78354}{78445}-Oh. How is she?|-Great! Yeah, I like her a lot.
{78449}{78541}Yeah, me, too. She's a good egg.
{78545}{78637}She's spoken about you so much,|I feel like I almost know you.
{78641}{78706}Good things.
{78737}{78798}(SIGHING)
{78809}{78912}Well, since we almost know each other,
{78977}{79021}what do you say we go out sometime?
{79025}{79069}Okay.
{79073}{79128}When?
{79145}{79165}Friday?
{79169}{79237}Say, like, I meet you at 4:00|outside the library?
{79241}{79333}That sounds good. I'll... I'll see you then?
{79337}{79381}Yes. See you then.
{79385}{79439}Bye.
{79480}{79535}Yeah!
{79792}{79844}Hi.
{79888}{79955}Are you okay?
{80032}{80122}No, I'm not. We need to talk.
{80176}{80257}-Oh?|-It's just that...
{80296}{80388}Well, I think friends should be|totally upfront with each other.
{80392}{80469}No secrets, no lies.
{80487}{80531}And...
{80535}{80639}I'm afraid I've taken advantage of you.
{80703}{80777}Are you all right?
{80799}{80877}Yeah. I'm fine. Fine.
{80967}{81042}I don't understand.
{81063}{81160}I made a date with Stephen Parker.
{81183}{81251}So? What's wrong with that?
{81255}{81299}I mean,|he seemed to mean so much to you,
{81303}{81371}so if it's gonna bum you out,|I'll call him right now and cancel.
{81375}{81466}No, no, no, no, no. No. No, don't do that.|Don't.
{81470}{81557}Okay? I'm over him. Really.
{81590}{81682}I want you two|to have a good time together.
{81686}{81764}You're a nice person.
{81806}{81871}No, I'm not.
{81926}{82017}-Sorry I'm late.|-That's okay.
{82022}{82066}Are you ready?
{82070}{82114}What's in there?
{82118}{82186}It's just a little surprise.
{82190}{82290}Come on, we got dinner reservations.
{82501}{82578}Regardez, le flower.
{82645}{82700}Okay.
{82765}{82833}(FRENCH ACCENT) We have the chicken!
{82837}{82909}(SPEAKING FRENCH)
{82933}{82977}Very good.
{82981}{83025}Asparagus vinaigrette.
{83029}{83140}And, last, but certainly not least, le vino.
{83173}{83240}Do you drink?
{83317}{83385}I'm impressed.
{83413}{83480}Where did you get all this?
{83484}{83576}Well, I got a friend|who's in the catering business,
{83580}{83655}among other things.
{83700}{83805}Most of my dates are junk food and beer.
{83820}{83936}Well,|I think that you're worth more than that.
{84012}{84103}And I think you're very sweet.
{84108}{84166}Cheers.
{84300}{84368}My father started me in tennis|when I was about eight.
{84372}{84439}-STEPHEN: Uh-huh.|-Our whole family plays.
{84443}{84487}-You should see my grandmother.|-Is she good?
{84491}{84511}She's a killer.
{84515}{84625}So that's where you get your forehand,|huh?
{84635}{84690}So...
{84755}{84823}-Here we are.|-Stephen, I had a great time.
{84827}{84871}Me, too.
{84875}{84966}You're just full of surprises.
{85043}{85135}I've got one more. Close your eyes.
{85139}{85210}Close your eyes.
{85666}{85734}I can't ask you up.|My roommate's up there.
{85738}{85803}No, she's...
{85810}{85887}Right. I understand.
{85930}{86031}-Something to look forward to?|-Yeah.
{86074}{86132}Thanks.
{86410}{86475}(EX CLAIMS )
{86529}{86573}Shelly, I think...
{86577}{86645}Shelly, I know...
{86649}{86717}Shelly, I'm leaving Bramson College.
{86721}{86878}Shelly, I'm very sorry, I just...|I have to leave. It's come up very sudden.
{86889}{86981}I think it's just best|that we just say goodbye right now.
{86985}{87077}I have to go back|to Switzerland right away.
{87081}{87149}Yes, I'm going back to school.
{87153}{87228}(STEPHEN URINATING)
{87345}{87419}-Stephanie?|-Shit!
{87464}{87532}-What the fuck is that?|-What?
{87536}{87633}(LAUGHING) Oh, this? It's a trick.
{87656}{87715}A trick?
{87728}{87796}Who the hell are you?
{87800}{87892}-Come out of there right now.|-Well, I can't just stop.
{87896}{87964}Just put that thing away|and come out of there right now.
{87968}{88023}Okay.
{88064}{88084}Oh, Jesus.
{88088}{88160}(TOILET FLUSHING)
{88256}{88403}-I know that this looks bad.|-What the hell is going on? Who are you?
{88591}{88661}Stephen Parker.
{88687}{88787}Oh, my God. What are you doing here?
{88807}{88851}Shelly, you...|You did ask me to be your roommate.
{88855}{88947}Oh, no, this isn't happening.|You're sick, you need help.
{88951}{89067}No, I love you.|I love you, I'm in love with you.
{89071}{89115}That's...
{89119}{89163}That's what this is about,|so I could get close to you.
{89167}{89235}By lying to me?
{89239}{89307}No, I didn't mean to hurt you.
{89311}{89379}Oh, my God,|I've told you everything about myself.
{89383}{89403}And you've seen me nude,
{89407}{89450}you played with me like I was a little toy.
{89454}{89498}No. No.
{89502}{89638}I degraded and humiliated myself|just so I could be near you!
{89694}{89771}Come on, I love you!
{89790}{89858}Now would Brad wear a brassiere for you?
{89862}{89954}Just get out! Just get out! Oh, God!
{89958}{90028}(DOOR SLAMMING)
{90126}{90200}(DOORBELL RINGING)
{90294}{90409}-Hi, Andy.|-Hi, Mr. Parker, Mrs. Parker. How are you?
{90413}{90481}Oh, we're just fine!|We just thought we'd surprise Stephen.
{90485}{90529}We haven't heard from him for a while.
{90533}{90641}Oh, well, he's... He's not here right now.
{90677}{90745}Well, is it okay if we just come in|and wait for him?
{90749}{90830}Yeah, sure! Come on in.
{90893}{90984}-How you doing?|-Oh, I'm okay.
{91588}{91656}So I say, ''You can pick your friends,|you can pick your nose,
{91660}{91728}''but you cannot wipe your friends|on your sleeve.''
{91732}{91800}(ALL LAUGHING)
{91972}{92033}Mom, Dad.
{92068}{92112}Stevie?
{92116}{92184}What a surprise.
{92188}{92256}I wish you'd have told me|you were coming over. I...
{92260}{92353}What the heck is going on here?
{92427}{92481}I...
{92571}{92663}-Hey, buddy. How'd the audition go?|-Audition?
{92667}{92759}Yeah, for the Varsity Follies.|How'd they like the costume?
{92763}{92879}Oh, got you... Got it... I got it...|I got the part.
{92883}{92999}Yeah, I got the part.|I'm not gonna do it, though.
{93003}{93139}I have no interest in playing a girl.|It's pretty disgusting.
{93147}{93239}Yeah, in fact,|it was a stupid idea to begin with.
{93243}{93311}And I'm through with it.
{93315}{93359}Hold on a second.
{93363}{93430}-You mean...|-Yes, that's right, genius,
{93434}{93454}the game is over.
{93458}{93551}I've been exposed, so to speak.
{93578}{93670}This is harsh news.|This is very harsh news.
{93674}{93742}Oh, I know just how you feel, dear.
{93746}{93882}But maybe there's another part in the play|that you could do.
{93890}{93934}You really had me going there|for a minute, Son.
{93938}{94030}I thought you'd turned into|one of those transistors.
{94034}{94102}Listen, honey,|we wanna take you out to lunch
{94106}{94222}and hear about everything|that's been going on in your life.
{94226}{94303}Good. Let's do that.
{94322}{94437}-I just loved that restaurant.|-Yeah, it was nice. Except for the food.
{94441}{94461}(CAR HORN BLOWING)
{94465}{94533}So how your classes going?|Keeping your grades up?
{94537}{94605}STEPHEN: Yeah.|Yeah, nothing to worry about.
{94609}{94653}Hey, oh, my God. You know, I gotta study.
{94657}{94677}-Come on, Mom. I'm really late.|-You wanna go?
{94681}{94725}-I can't get in this way.|-I gotta study.
{94729}{94773}-I can't get in the car this way.|-Come on.
{94777}{94845}-Just slide across, son.|-STEPHEN: Come on, Dad, let's go.
{94849}{94869}MR. PARKER: Watch your dress.
{94873}{94893}-There you go, Mom.|-Watch your dress in the back.
{94897}{95017}STEPHEN: Come on, Dad.|I wanna hear about Grandpa.
{95329}{95419}STEPHEN: Hey, guys, I'm home.
{95568}{95612}So what happened?
{95616}{95674}Well...
{95688}{95789}Folks left, and I went to O'Reilly's.
{95808}{95900}I mean, what happened with Shelly?
{95904}{95996}(LAUGHING) Oh, that.|Yeah, that. Oh, that's over.
{96000}{96092}I mean, it's finished. The end.
{96096}{96209}Hey, she...|She caught me with my pants down.
{96240}{96284}(STAMMERING) I...
{96288}{96368}My Venus saw my penis.
{96407}{96508}And the damn thing's come between us.
{96551}{96618}I'm a genius.
{96623}{96736}Some genius.|You only wrecked the whole plan.
{96743}{96805}(LAUGHING)
{96815}{96867}So?
{96887}{96974}It's no skin off your nose.
{97127}{97211}Game, set, match. Wilson.
{97319}{97339}-Good game.|-Good game.
{97343}{97411}Great, thanks.
{97462}{97554}It's okay, it's okay. Don't worry about it.|You did your best.
{97558}{97578}Shelly, where is your roommate?
{97582}{97650}We really could have used her|out here today.
{97654}{97746}Stephanie had an illness in her family.|She had to go home.
{97750}{97770}An illness in the family?
{97774}{97890}Do you know if she's planning on making it|to the final match against Filmore?
{97894}{97938}I wish I knew.
{97942}{98010}Stephen Parker,|I don't see your paper here.
{98014}{98135}I was hoping|that I could ask you for an extension.
{98158}{98250}The paper's done, I just need little a time|to give it a tune-up.
{98254}{98274}(ALL LAUGHING)
{98278}{98370}Stephen, I have to talk to you.|The rest of you can go.
{98374}{98445}(ALL CHATTERING)
{98493}{98585}Stephen,|you are a big disappointment to me.
{98589}{98657}Anyway,|if you wanna keep that scholarship,
{98661}{98705}you have to get a 3.3 average,
{98709}{98777}and I want that paper on my desk|day after tomorrow.
{98781}{98915}-Professor Lucci, I need more time.|-The day after tomorrow.
{98949}{99006}Right.
{99069}{99161}You know, my lit paper is due tomorrow,|after my history exam,
{99165}{99209}and I don't even have a topic.
{99213}{99257}So, why don't you just buy a paper|from Andy?
{99261}{99305}I'm sure he'll give you a discount.
{99309}{99424}-No, no, thank you. That's not my style.|-Well, did you at least read the books?
{99428}{99472}Yeah, I read the books.
{99476}{99592}Dickens' David Copperfield,|great Expectations.
{99668}{99795}Orphans! Wait a minute!|All of those guys were orphans!
{99836}{99956}Stephanie got an A|on a psych paper about orphans.
{99980}{100024}(EX CLAIMING)
{100028}{100165}(STAMMERING) I can make...|I can make a few adjustments and...
{100172}{100269}Stephanie, baby! You saved my ass!
{100435}{100545}-Hi there.|-Oh, hi, Carla. What's going on?
{100579}{100623}How did you know my name?
{100627}{100740}Oh, I guess you guys must talk about me,|huh?
{100771}{100845}Just a little bit.
{100867}{100948}I never knew you'd ask.
{101011}{101103}Listen, Carla, it was nice to meet you,|but I really gotta go.
{101107}{101223}Oh, me, too. You know what, I'm starving.|You wanna go get some pizza?
{101227}{101324}Some other time, okay? I gotta go.
{101898}{101966}Shelly, before you run away...
{101970}{102062}Stephen, I'm glad you're here.|I wanna talk to you.
{102066}{102158}-Oh?|-Yeah. I want Stephanie back.
{102162}{102206}(STAMMERING) Wait a minute.|Wait a minute.
{102210}{102254}Stephanie? What do you mean, Stephanie?
{102258}{102326}-What about Stephen?|-Just forget Stephen.
{102330}{102374}I want Stephanie back|because we need her for the tennis team.
{102378}{102493}-It's you I threw out. Stephanie can stay.|-That doesn't make sense.
{102497}{102637}Look, you made a total idiot out of me,|and I'll never forgive you for that.
{102641}{102661}Shelly...
{102665}{102757}But the fact is that we can't win|the championship without Stephanie,
{102761}{102829}and I don't think it's fair for you|to let the whole team down
{102833}{102940}because your little joke on me backfired.
{102977}{103038}(SOBBING)
{103121}{103189}You miss me, don't you?
{103193}{103261}-No.|-Well, I think you're lying.
{103265}{103357}No. I... Maybe I miss Stephanie a little bit.
{103361}{103452}Will you listen to yourself? Listen to that.
{103456}{103524}Hey, look at me.
{103528}{103633}There's only one me, Stephen Parker. Me.
{103672}{103740}And Stephanie is right here.
{103744}{103836}Yo, Shelly. What're you doing here?|I was waiting for you inside.
{103840}{103908}Great. Make room for the Incredible Bulk.
{103912}{103956}Brad.
{103960}{104028}What's wrong? Is it you again?
{104032}{104100}Hey, Brad, you know, relax, man.
{104104}{104250}She's just a little bit upset|because her roommate, Stephanie, left.
{104296}{104364}And she's never coming back.
{104368}{104411}All right. Turtle face is gone.
{104415}{104483}Well,|it looks like it gives me another chance.
{104487}{104579}Come on, gorgeous. What do you say?|Let me be your roommate.
{104583}{104651}Hey, you know, that's really...|That's really a good idea.
{104655}{104747}It really is, and you'd wake up smiling.|Go get 'em, sexy.
{104751}{104819}You know, I'm gonna get that little jerkoff.
{104823}{104891}So what do you say, babe?|Can I pack my bags and bring them over?
{104895}{104963}Oh, Brad, leave me alone.
{104967}{105035}You know, what's your problem?|You've been so moody lately.
{105039}{105178}You! You're my problem !|Why don't you just get out of my face?
{105255}{105323}Oh, Brad.|I was just gonna go get something to eat.
{105327}{105418}What's your favorite kind of pizza?
{105422}{105519}-Extra large.|-What a coincidence.
{105566}{105610}BOY: Seven and three-quarters.
{105614}{105658}Hold that end.
{105662}{105682}I think it's okay.
{105686}{105778}GIRL: That looks good.|Nice sleeves on there.
{105782}{105850}Do you know, Bramson girls' tennis|got creamed yesterday.
{105854}{105915}-So?|-So?
{105926}{105970}Don't you feel a little bummed about that?
{105974}{106071}There's nothing I can do about it.
{106118}{106162}Bramson could win the championship
{106166}{106234}if Stephanie played the final match|against Filmore.
{106238}{106306}File it. I've lost interest in tennis, all right?
{106310}{106354}What about Shelly?
{106358}{106449}Well, you may not believe it,|but I've lost interest in her, too.
{106453}{106521}You're right. I don't believe it.
{106525}{106569}What can I tell you? I'm cured.
{106573}{106641}(IN A SOUTHERN ACCENT) Hallelujah!|I'm a born-again student!
{106645}{106750}I've been healed, and here is the proof.
{106813}{106881}The moment of truth,|the moment we've all been waiting for.
{106885}{106965}And the winners are...
{107029}{107097}European history,|Stephen Parker with a B+.
{107101}{107145}All right! Great going!
{107149}{107250}Economics, Stephen Parker with an A-.
{107269}{107313}(WHISTLING)
{107317}{107385}English Lit, Stephen Parker with
{107389}{107432}a grade still pending?
{107436}{107504}What does that mean?
{107508}{107552}Listen, I'm...
{107556}{107624}I'm serious|about Stephanie playing that match.
{107628}{107672}I mean, she's gotta play.|We can't win without her.
{107676}{107774}I mean, where's your school spirit?
{107796}{107864}School spirit? What's with you?
{107868}{107936}What's with me?|I'm gonna tell you what's with me.
{107940}{108008}There's a bookie who's gonna take|every dime I have if we lose.
{108012}{108148}Plus, a few dimes I don't have|and maybe a couple of fingers.
{108300}{108375}You son of a bitch.
{108419}{108511}You cold-blooded, manipulating prick!
{108515}{108583}-Okay. Hold on.|-That's what this whole thing was about?
{108587}{108679}You turned me into a girl|so you can turn a profit?
{108683}{108793}Andy,|I thought you were trying to help me.
{108803}{108823}I should have known better.
{108827}{108871}You're wrong.|At first I was trying to help you.
{108875}{108895}Help me what?
{108899}{108967}Become a lying, sneaking pinworm|like yourself?
{108971}{109063}-I bet she was in on it, too.|-I didn't know anything about a bet.
{109067}{109135}She really didn't.
{109139}{109183}There are a few more days left in school,|right?
{109187}{109255}I don't wanna see you, or you,|or hear from either one of you.
{109259}{109333}You understand me?
{109546}{109611}What's this?
{109714}{109769}Shit!
{109882}{109926}Hey, look,|why don't you just leave that alone?
{109930}{110031}You've already caused enough trouble.
{110098}{110142}''Dear Mr. Parker. This is to inform you
{110146}{110238}''that you are being brought up|on charges of plagiarism.
{110242}{110286}''You handed in an English paper|that closely resembles a psychology paper
{110290}{110334}''written by a Stephanie Brown.
{110338}{110405}''The Student Judiciary Committee|will hear your case tomorrow
{110409}{110477}''at 2:30 p.m. in my office.
{110481}{110573}''You will both get a chance|to defend yourselves.''
{110577}{110681}Signed, James Butler, Dean of Students.
{110817}{110878}(SIGHING)
{112304}{112366}Be seated.
{112376}{112467}-Stephen, you know the charges, hmm?|-Yes, sir.
{112471}{112539}Do you have any explanation?
{112543}{112611}Sir, all I can tell you|is that I wrote that paper.
{112615}{112715}Every single word of that by myself.
{112735}{112875}Well, unfortunately, we haven't been able|to locate this Miss Stephanie Brown.
{112879}{112971}I'm afraid I'm going to have to put you|under suspension until I can question her.
{112975}{113043}Well, sir, I mean,
{113047}{113091}if you put me on suspension,|I'm gonna lose my scholarship.
{113095}{113139}(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
{113143}{113163}MAN: I'm sorry, Miss. You can't go in there.
{113167}{113235}AND Y: You don't understand. I must go|in there! It's a matter of life and death!
{113239}{113307}What's going on?
{113311}{113426}Dean Butler, I'm Stephanie Brown,|and I'd like a chance to speak.
{113430}{113492}All right.
{113526}{113570}Wait a second.|I've seen Stephanie play tennis
{113574}{113642}and that doesn't look|like Stephanie Brown.
{113646}{113738}Steffy,|how about a hug for your roommate?
{113742}{113786}I'm so glad you're back.
{113790}{113906}-Well, maybe the sun was in my eyes.|-Let's settle down, please. Please.
{113910}{114002}All right, Stephanie.|Do you realize why you're here?
{114006}{114145}Yes, I wanna set the record straight.|I copied Stephen's paper.
{114198}{114266}I was sitting next to him in the library,
{114270}{114362}and he asked me to watch his things|while he went out to get some lunch.
{114366}{114433}Do you realize|you can be expelled for this?
{114437}{114505}Yes, but I didn't want Stephen|to get in trouble
{114509}{114612}because I'm a lying, sneaking pinworm.
{114749}{114882}Stephanie, what you did is very serious.|Do you understand?
{114893}{115009}But I have to say I admire your courage|in speaking up.
{115013}{115081}I'm going to have to think about this|and I'll let you know my decision.
{115085}{115193}Obviously, Stephen,|charges are dismissed.
{115253}{115297}Thank you.
{115301}{115369}Well, gotta go.
{115373}{115416}Wait, Stef.
{115420}{115488}Thank you, everybody.|Hearing's dismissed.
{115492}{115536}(BANGS GAVEL)
{115540}{115656}-Stephen, it was an excellent paper.|-Thank you very much, Professor Lucci.
{115660}{115752}-I'm sorry I mistrusted you.|-Well, no hard feelings.
{115756}{115800}Okay.
{115804}{115907}-Are you satisfied?|-LUCCI: Yes, I am.
{115924}{115995}MAN: Let's go...
{116044}{116112}(SPECTATORS APPLAUDING)
{116116}{116184}Quiet, please.
{116188}{116232}-I knew you would enjoy this.|-I am, it's exciting.
{116236}{116280}Look, this third match is...
{116284}{116304}Quiet, please.
{116308}{116376}And now, the deciding match.
{116380}{116500}Playing for filmore,|Laura Adams and greta Shmidt.
{116547}{116611}Oh, my God.
{116619}{116687}-Well, she's kind of tall, isn't she?|-She could play doubles by herself.
{116691}{116735}I told you those tennis chicks|are bad news.
{116739}{116759}Now, Brad.
{116763}{116871}Not Stephanie, man.|Stephanie was special.
{117147}{117264}-I can't watch.|-Stop worrying. It's only money.
{117434}{117478}Yeah!
{117482}{117502}Stephanie!
{117506}{117550}Stephanie!
{117554}{117598}-Stephanie!|-Stephanie!
{117602}{117670}-Stephanie!|-Stephanie!
{117674}{117718}-Stephanie!|-Stephanie!
{117722}{117766}-Stephanie!|-Stephanie!
{117770}{117838}-Stephanie!|-Stephanie!
{117842}{117886}-Stephanie!|-Stephanie!
{117890}{117934}-Stephanie!|-Stephanie!
{117938}{117982}-Stephanie!|-Stephanie!
{117986}{118054}-Stephanie!|-Stephanie!
{118058}{118126}(ALL CHEERING)
{118154}{118222}-Stephanie!|-Stephanie!
{118226}{118318}Stephanie, what are you doing here?
{118322}{118397}I love you, Shelly.
{118417}{118488}I love you, too.
{118537}{118631}Come on, let's go kick some ass.
{119089}{119174}I'm so happy I could shit!
{119712}{119803}STEPHEN: It's okay. It's okay.
{120024}{120092}(ALL CHEERING)
{120120}{120188}Quiet, please.
{120695}{120763}(ALL CHEERING)
{121247}{121315}(ALL CHEERING)
{121510}{121554}Pretty good, huh?
{121558}{121626}Those Bramson girls are very impressive.|Anderson and Brown.
{121630}{121674}I'm glad to hear it.|Let me introduce myself.
{121678}{121746}I'm Andy Rozelli,|I'm from Rozelli Industries.
{121750}{121794}I happen to be their manager.
{121798}{121818}My name's Ellis Crawford.
{121822}{121866}I'm with the Women's International|Tennis Circuit.
{121870}{121938}I'd like to talk to you about signing|your two clients to play professionally.
{121942}{122076}Well, I would be very happy|to discuss any reasonable offer.
{122613}{122681}That's yours. Take it, take it, put it away.
{122685}{122729}Yeah!
{122733}{122801}UMPIRE.: game, set match, Bramson.
{122805}{122873}(ALL CHEERING)
{122877}{122932}Yeah!
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