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[1695][1720]Mrs. Ross! Good morning!
[2067][2101]Students, parents,|and beloved faculty,
[2103][2148]it is now the time to introduce a young|man who we are very proud as...
[2150][2185]I am very proud to know|as the valedictorian of this class:
[2193][2215]Herbert H. Heebert.
[2270][2291]I am very glad that you choose me!
[2326][2365]And that, ladies and gentlemen,|concludes our graduation exercises.
[2445][2484]Ma! Ma! Oh, Ma!
[2486][2514]Ma! Ma!
[2521][2541]- Ma!|- Herbert!
[2569][2611]Ma! Oh, Ma! Ma!
[2612][2634]Herbert!
[2670][2680]Ma!
[2692][2713]Oh, Herbert!
[2715][2730]Herbert!
[2732][2751]You scared me.|I had to go get my coat, lm sorry.
[2753][2773]Just think, Mother, Father,|today is the day.
[2775][2803]Oh, I can't wait to go see Faith|and discuss our wedding plans.
[2805][2842]Just think, tomorrow, my childhood|sweetheart will be my aging wife.
[2844][2892]lll go get her and lll be back.|Faith! Faith!
[2894][2910]Faith!
[2947][2962]Oh, Faith.
[3293][3309]Ma!
[3347][3356]Ma!
[3563][3586]My life is shattered.
[3588][3612]The girl I waited for all my life|didn't wait for me.
[3614][3644]lm going away from here.|From her and from girls. I hate girls.
[3646][3658]lm gonna be a bachelor.
[3671][3699]lll be alone all my life.
[3707][3719]Pa!
[3727][3759]Why did this ever happen|to my Herbert?
[3761][3781]Pa, Pa. Ma, Ma.
[3783][3807]lll never hum again.
[3809][3852]Oh, Philip, look what happened|to that child.
[3865][3887]Oh, my baby.
[3910][3927]Oh, my child.
[4300][4316]Yes, and what can I do for you?
[4317][4343]Well, lm answering the ad in the paper|about the job and I just...
[4345][4364]- Oh, goody!|- Oh, goody, nothing.
[4366][4381]You keep your hands off me!
[4566][4593]Oh, bonsoir, you are|the American for the job.
[4595][4608]I love you, chri.
[4609][4627]What are you, crazy, lady?
[5149][5162]lm safe!
[5174][5210]Oh, lm safe.|Oh, lm so glad lm safe.
[5219][5243]lm safe. You don't know|what lve been going through.
[5244][5272]Now, we might as well start with...|Oh, yes, oh, what's your name?
[5274][5312]Mine's Katie. Actually, sometimes|people call me Kay, sometimes Kathy.
[5314][5330]My real name, of course, is Katharine.
[5332][5354]But it's so funny, though,|sometimes you'd never believe it,
[5356][5378]they call me Katharine,|I don't even know it's my own name,
[5380][5406]I forget to answer. But sometimes|they call me Katie the Cook,
[5408][5429]that's because I cook here,|besides a lot of other things
[5431][5462]that I do as well. But it's so funny,|I tell you, when they call me Katharine,
[5463][5486]lots of times I can't tell the difference|and I don't answer.
[5488][5500]But Katie I always answer to.
[5502][5521]Kay, Kathy, it really doesn't|make any difference,
[5523][5543]you know how nicknames are.|They're really very funny.
[5544][5570]Because you can't ever tell what|a person's gonna call you sometimes,
[5572][5587]even Katie the Cook.|But then I...
[5589][5604]Herbert!
[5610][5646]- Herbert H. Heebert is my name.|- Herbert H. Heebert.
[5648][5675]- What's the H stand for?|- Herbert.
[5677][5688]No, no, I mean the other H.
[5690][5713]No, that's the same|like the other part.
[5715][5734]Your name is Herbert Herbert?
[5736][5751]Heebert.
[5755][5775]How in the world did that happen?
[5776][5809]Well, I think it started many years ago.|As a child, I was very stubborn.
[5811][5839]My mother used to yell out|of the window, "Herbert. Herbert!"
[5841][5861]I never answered the first time,|so it stuck with me.
[5863][5893]Herbert Herbert Heebert. I got a T|on both sides and the middle is a T...
[5895][5910]- Herbert Herbert.|- Oh, well, I...
[5912][5941]I got a pair of Herberts|in front of my Heebert.
[5943][5971]Well, that's a very interesting name|you have there.
[5973][6008]Now, do you have any references?
[6010][6025]Oh, yeah.
[6172][6205]It was there all the time|in the first pocket.
[6226][6238]- You wanna read this?|- Yeah.
[6240][6267]"To whom it may concern: This is|to introduce Herbert H. Heebert,
[6269][6304]"a very bright, intelligent, smart,|and cute young man who is quite witty,
[6305][6348]"and kind and honest and works|like a son of a gun, if he gets paid.
[6350][6372]"He is willing, able and a swell kid.
[6374][6393]"He does all the things that are|expected of him.
[6395][6431]"Besides, he's also very smart,|and works like a son of a gun.
[6432][6478]"And he will do all he can to help.|He has the only respect that's highest,
[6480][6506]"and he's cuter than anybody|and smart as a whip.
[6508][6535]"Besides being quite bright,|he could be considered a swell chap
[6536][6554]"and works like a son of a gun."
[6555][6569]When did you write that, Herbert?
[6570][6593]Last night. I didn't have any,|so I figured ld make one.
[6595][6640]Oh, that's nice.|Did you go to school?
[6642][6657]Yes.
[6659][6678]Yes, I did.
[6692][6721]Milltown Junior College,|I just graduated.
[6725][6757]Well, you don't seem|very thrilled about that.
[6758][6791]I don't know. That was one|of the saddest days of my life.
[6793][6819]Why, that's supposed to be|one of the happiest days of your life.
[6820][6855]- What happened?|- I know. I know, I know.
[6865][6902]Well, it's a pretty long story,|but if you'd like to hear it, I...
[6904][6933]Oh, yes, I want very much to hear it.
[6935][6971]Well, as you probably|guessed by now...
[6977][7010]...I come from a comparatively|small town.
[7063][7078]Milltown, New Jersey.
[7080][7111]Graduation day was beautiful|and wonderful.
[7113][7145]At least until I went to find Faith.
[7146][7162]Faith.
[7164][7193]Faith was my girl. Faith Templeton.
[7195][7217]And when I saw what I saw...
[7219][7251]...that was the moment|I knew I hated girls.
[7253][7286]Because there, right before|my very baby-blue eyes,
[7287][7320]was a girl with another person.
[7322][7370]And then I decided that my life|was over and a bachelor I shall be.
[7372][7414]Woe is me. Oh, Faith? Faith. Why?
[7446][7479]That's the saddest thing|I ever heard.
[7585][7604]Oh, Herbert.
[7609][7650]Oh, Herbert. There's just one thing|I have to tell you.
[7651][7665]Yes?
[7679][7706]You've just gotta have faith.
[7720][7754]What...? What...?|Oh, Herbert!
[7756][7778]Oh, Herbert!
[7779][7792]Herbert!|Oh, Herbert!
[7809][7833]All I said was you have to have|a little faith.
[7865][7905]Oh, for heaven's sakes,|Herbert, all I meant was...
[7913][7937]- lm all right now.|- What's happening?
[7939][7965]Oh, Miss Welenmelon,|this is Herbert.
[7966][7985]And he wants very much|to come to work here,
[7987][8026]and I think that's just wonderful,|because he's very good and so nice,
[8028][8049]and he can start tomorrow.
[8058][8088]Well, Herbert, you certainly|have convinced Katie,
[8090][8111]and that's good enough for me.
[8112][8132]You know the kind of a place|I have here.
[8134][8156]We can tell him about that|in the morning.
[8158][8182]- Oh. Oh, yes.|- Yeah, that will be all right.
[8184][8215]I don't really care what kind of place.|I just wanna work very hard and forget.
[8216][8244]That's a very good idea.|And I know you're gonna like it here.
[8246][8264]And you're gonna just love him,|Miss Welenmelon.
[8265][8286]And if you don't mind, now,|lll take him up to his room
[8288][8305]because it's very late|and lm sure he's tired.
[8307][8325]Yeah, I was just yawning|when she said that.
[8326][8358]Well, Katie, if he's all right with you,|he's all right with me.
[8360][8385]Oh, thank you, Miss Cellosmellow.|lm gonna get my suitcase.
[8387][8412]No, wait, just wait for me in the hall.
[8414][8444]Oh, lll take him up the back way.
[8446][8468]We got one!
[8517][8540]We've got one, all right.
[8547][8582]- Well, now, this is your room, Herbert.|- Oh, it's very nice.
[8583][8617]Thank you. You see,|this was Miss Welenmelon's
[8619][8648]and Mr. Welenmelon's home|before he passed on,
[8650][8678]and rather than sell it just because|it was too big for her,
[8680][8700]she decided|to rent out the rooms
[8701][8736]and that way she wouldn't be alone.
[8740][8759]It's a very good idea.
[8797][8817]Being alone, you know,|can be very lonely.
[8825][8858]But at least with people around,|then you can be lonely with noise.
[8860][8880]Lonely with noise.
[8889][8911]Well, you better get to bed|and get some rest
[8913][8938]because it is very late, and lll see|you first thing in the morning
[8940][8960]and then we can discuss your chores.
[8982][9023]Oh, Katie. Thank you very much.|I think lll be very happy here.
[9025][9060]Well, if nothing else,|I think it'll prove to be very interesting.
[9062][9081]Nighty-night.
[10173][10189]Its a soft bed.
[10516][10549]The time, early.
[10555][10585]The weather, cool.
[10594][10625]This evening, nutty.
[10631][10664]Tomorrow, nice.
[13975][14037]Good morning
[14039][14076]Herbert
[14078][14141]Good morning
[14143][14200]Herbert
[14228][14280]Well, Herbert, don't just stand there.|Haven't you anything to say?
[14304][14318]Ma.
[14330][14344]Ma!
[14353][14372]Ma!
[14408][14439]Ma! Ma!
[14643][14668]Who's there?|Don't answer that, I don't care.
[14670][14695]Just go away,|lm scared and that's it.
[14697][14723]Its me, Herbert. Miss Welenmelon.
[14725][14757]Yeah, well, you go away.|You misled me.
[14759][14799]And I don't wanna go live in no harem,|particularly in my condition.
[14801][14833]Now, now, Herbert.|Please don't be concerned.
[14835][14859]Yeah, well, there's plenty|to be concerned about.
[14861][14885]I ran down there, and...
[14970][14995]I guess I didn't have enough stuff|to bolt me.
[14997][15016]lm surprised at you, Herbert.
[15018][15049]Your actions certainly weren't|those of a gentleman.
[15051][15070]Well, how do you expect me to act|like a gentleman?
[15072][15087]I walked smack dab|into a ladies' room.
[15089][15110]Oh, Herbert, I know how you feel.
[15112][15164]Katie told me about your problem.|But you've got to take hold of yourself.
[15166][15186]Yeah, you're right, or they will.
[15188][15211]Now, now, come along|and meet the ladies,
[15213][15245]and you'll see how ridiculous|this whole thing is.
[15247][15267]It is? Well, you lay one hand on me|and lll report you
[15269][15298]to the child labor board.|lm leaving and that's final.
[15300][15329]lll not try to stop you.
[15334][15349]OK.
[15468][15524]Well, gee whiz, I don't want|you should cry. Let me think a minute.
[15541][15561]What should I do?|Should I stay...?
[15580][15600]I gotta think harder.
[15610][15628]Should I stay or not?
[15648][15677]Oh, all right.|lll stay, but only on one condition:
[15679][15704]lll stay as long as it takes you|to get another boy.
[15706][15738]Oh, you're a doll, Herbert.|I knew you wouldn't let me down.
[15740][15758]And the girls will be happy too.
[15760][15785]Yeah, well, you just tell them|they can look but they can't touch.
[15787][15815]All right, Herbert.|Now, don't you worry about a thing.
[15817][15839]Come along and we'll get you|some breakfast.
[15841][15871]Well, there's plenty to worry about with|a lot of girls. I don't mind telling you.
[16069][16090]I never saw so many girls.|There's a whole bunch of them.
[16092][16106]- I got scared...|- Herbert!
[16108][16143]Now, you listen to me.|You go into that dining room in there,
[16145][16167]and at the back of the room|you'll see the door that
[16168][16197]will take you upstairs to the kitchen,|and you have some breakfast.
[16204][16226]Kitchen upstairs?|I don't have to work up an appetite,
[16227][16254]I don't eat breakfast|in the morning anyway.
[16261][16284]You know what they say|about breakfast.
[16287][16314]Yeah, they say it's the most important|meal you can eat in the morning.
[16315][16334]- But I don't eat breakfast all the time.|- What?
[16335][16354]- Well, I didn't mean nothing by that.|- Remember,
[16356][16391]- Miss Welenmelon knows best.|- Yes, you do.
[16393][16417]So lll go in and lll have|just half a welen, is that all right?
[16419][16437]- Now, you do that.|- OK, then lll go.
[16438][16452]- And, Herbert. Now, listen.|- Yes.
[16454][16484]Go along|Go along
[16485][16513]OK
[16545][16558]Girls.
[16565][16590]Come, come, come, come.|Come on, come on.
[16609][16641]Now, look and listen carefully.
[16643][16671]This is a very nice boy.
[16672][16695]He's had a couple of heart tugs
[16697][16723]and he's pretty set|against women at this time,
[16725][16758]but there is one way|we can keep him.
[16759][16795]Its simple. He likes to help.
[16798][16836]He doesn't know at this moment,|I don't think, how to say no.
[16838][16871]And I believe that he likes|to be needed.
[16873][16895]Miss Melonwelen told me|to come in and have breakfast.
[16896][16933]And I don't... I said to her, "I don't..."
[16946][16965]You see where my hand is?
[16969][16994]- Its on the toaster.|- Yeah.
[17000][17017]And it's hot!
[17019][17044]- Take it off.|- Its stuck!
[17049][17090]That's pain. Oh, hurt, hurt.|There's hurt in pain.
[17092][17121]Would you just lift my hand off?
[17123][17139]Just lift it up.
[17155][17177]Katharine. Oh.
[17179][17240]Katharine, Miss Welenmelon wanted|me to tell you that Herby is to have...
[17242][17265]Herbert. Herbert.
[17267][17285]Herbert. H-E-R-B-E-R-T is Herbert.
[17286][17315]How do you spell Herbert?|Not Y, Herby.
[17317][17371]Its Herbert, Bert, Bert, call me Bert.|Just not Herby. Herbert.
[17373][17418]- That Herbert is to have his breakfast.|- lll see to it.
[17420][17441]I was telling Miss...
[17443][17467]...the lady, I don't need no breakfast,|I never ever have...
[17469][17530]If you don't do what Miss Welenmelon|tells you to do, why, she'll have a fit.
[17532][17544]- A fit?|- A real fit.
[17546][17570]- A fit?|- A fit like you wouldn't believe.
[17572][17588]- That's some fit.|- A real fit.
[17590][17610]- ld better be careful.|- You better be very careful.
[17611][17634]- Should I watch it?|- A lot.
[17636][17667]Now, don't overdo it...
[17676][17715]...but if you see that he's|weakening in any way at all,
[17717][17737]ask for something.
[17739][17763]Make him feel wanted|and important.
[17764][17824]And in this way, I think we'll have|one fine houseboy a little longer
[17826][17862]than the normal three days. OK?
[17864][17881]That's all.
[17883][17898]See you tonight.
[17996][18042]This is just the best thing in the world|for a growing boy.
[18055][18087]Forget it, lady. Will you forget it?
[18089][18106]I let you talk me into this|ridiculous chair
[18108][18134]because I felt sorry for you.|You had it fixed up and all.
[18136][18165]I can't do this, this is...|I don't eat no breakfast, I told...
[18166][18190]I don't wanna eat. Is that...?|lm getting out of here.
[18192][18208]- There you go.|- You got one in, huh?
[18209][18230]- See, that's all right.|- That's it, there's no more.
[18232][18251]- Now, let me ask you...|- No, this is ridiculous.
[18253][18273]- If anyone walked in and...|- What is an animal...?
[18275][18294]- The biggest...?|- An animal? The biggest is an ox.
[18296][18317]- There you are.|- I thought I got away.
[18318][18342]- No, that's wonderful.|- You just took care of my sweater.
[18344][18365]- Now, just open there...|- Look, I don't need this.
[18367][18382]- Oh, there...|- You missed, you missed.
[18384][18396]No, you missed now, Herbert.
[18398][18413]- You've got to have it...|- You missed.
[18415][18429]- Why, I never...|- You missed my mouth.
[18431][18456]- Now you say "ah" and...|- No, there's no "ah". Would you aim?
[18458][18471]- If you...|- At least give me the...
[18473][18501]- This woman is out of her mind.|- But if you didn't move around...
[18503][18532]lm not moving! Well...
[18534][18550]At least you got|a double that time.
[18552][18573]That's a two-bagger,|Miss Melonsmelon.
[18574][18597]Oh, would you mind just checking|the beard on this side?
[18599][18627]I don't want that!|lm getting out of the chair!
[18629][18654]Give me one more,|just for good luck. That's it.
[18674][18696]Now, come along with me, Herbert,|because Miss Welenmelon wanted me
[18698][18723]to show you everything that you have|to do, so you know your duties.
[18725][18736]Now, here's the phone.
[18738][18756]- That's one of them?|- That's the only phone.
[18757][18775]The only phone in such|a big mansion?
[18777][18794]Oh, yes, for a very good reason.
[18796][18816]- Its cheaper?|- No.
[18817][18840]Oh, then it's less expensive|than having a lot of phones.
[18842][18854]Yeah.
[18855][18889]- Oh, Herbert, you're so cute.|- Well...
[18890][18920]Now, when a phone call comes in,|you get to the girl it's for
[18922][18938]as quickly as you can|so she can answer it,
[18940][18966]have her conversation, hang up,|so then it'll be available for others.
[18968][18997]So then I can run up and down|the stairs a lot of more times.
[18999][19019]- Come on.|- Wonderful.
[19021][19052]Now, here, of course, is the gaming|table you must keep very clean.
[19100][19126]- I love solitaire.|- Herbert, there is no time for this,
[19128][19147]- you've lots to do. Come on, come on.|- All right.
[19149][19184]I just like to play that a lot,|whenever I get a chance.
[19190][19230]Oh, this is terrific.|This is a dizzy staircase.
[19271][19298]Now, here is the rare|butterfly collection
[19299][19323]that belonged to Mr. Welenmelon.
[19329][19382]Oh, that's lovely. I like that. I like birds|and bees and bugs that fly, and things.
[19384][19409]Say, that's a Bluetooth Merkdekker.
[19411][19439]- You know about butterflies?|- Oh, I was once a botany.
[19442][19476]I think this one belongs|to the Yellow-bellied Sapsucker family.
[19478][19511]And this blue one|is a Gray-tailed Blue.
[19513][19544]And in the center,|you have a Greenfly Worst.
[19546][19573]Its a worsted wing.|You see, the wing is on the end,
[19575][19606]some are shorter than the other.|The wing gives the sound of the:
[19616][19634]- when it flies.|- It makes that sound?
[19636][19660]- Oh, that's wonderful.|- That's when it's sick, but:
[19665][19685]- when it's flying good.|- Oh, that's wonderful.
[19686][19720]This is a very lovely species here.|This was once a frog.
[19722][19754]- A frog turned into a butterfly?|- Well, it forced itself.
[19756][19778]- I don't know, I never found out.|- Amazing.
[19780][19813]- Wonderful. Now, now, Herby.|- Yes?
[19814][19857]Once or twice a week, this case|must be very carefully dusted.
[19859][19886]- lll touch it very care...|- You have to be careful, understand?
[19887][19906]lll do it from a distance.|Another room, maybe.
[19907][19928]Oh, well, that's good.|Now, you wait right here for me,
[19930][19947]because I have to go see|if Baby's all right.
[19949][19962]All right.
[19986][20005]She has a baby?
[20305][20321]That's a good Baby.
[20403][20422]Very good Baby.
[20424][20438]Oh, what a darling.
[20470][20485]Oh. Oh, you never touch this.
[20487][20513]Never touch this gorgeous antique|collection of Mr. Welenmelon's.
[20514][20532]Been in the family for 50 years.|Put it back.
[20541][20557]Gentle!
[20618][20637]You got glue?
[20638][20665]Oh, but I... Here, this is good.
[20671][20698]Oh, but don't feel bad. Don't... Don't...
[20700][20714]Don't feel bad.
[20715][20736]No, wait. Don't, please.|We'll fix it.
[20765][20779]Oh, Herbert, Herbert.
[20780][20796]I just talked to Miss Welenmelon
[20798][20833]and I told her that that glass|collection was so dusty,
[20835][20869]I just had to have it|sent out to be cleaned.
[20871][20892]Oh, thank you very much, Kathy.
[20894][20923]I appreciate that because I was|scared that she'd be mad on me.
[20924][20947]Oh, you don't ever have to|worry about her being angry
[20949][20972]- as long as you do your work well.|- Yeah.
[20974][20986]So if you'll...
[20988][21021]If you'll just go and feed Baby,|lll appreciate it very much.
[21023][21042]Baby? Oh, yeah, oh, lll do that.
[21044][21069]But after the baby is fed,|I mean, will you be available?
[21070][21091]Because I don't know|about burping that thing.
[21093][21114]Oh, for heaven's sake, no.
[21119][21149]- Baby is not a baby.|- No?
[21150][21182]Baby is Miss Welenmelon's pet.
[21184][21221]Oh. Oh, I was wondering how... Yeah.
[21222][21250]- Oh, that's good, lm glad.|- A baby.
[21257][21288]Oh, you're such a dear,|young, naive Herby.
[21290][21304]- Herbert.|- Herbert.
[21306][21334]Oh, Baby's the dearest little|darling in all the world.
[21336][21363]Oh, we just love|that funny little thing.
[21365][21384]I hope you like animals, do you?
[21386][21403]Oh, I like pets, yeah.
[21405][21425]I had a pet once.
[21427][21451]A goldfish, Marvin.
[21453][21489]I was very attached to it|and it was attached to me and...
[21494][21529]I never thought ld really|get over losing Marvin.
[21531][21551]Oh, that's a shame.
[21553][21572]What happened?
[21574][21591]Oh, well.
[21593][21621]As I said, we were very attached.
[21642][21672]One night, I was going to bed and I|didn't want Marvin to be lonesome,
[21674][21703]just sloshing around in the water.
[21705][21750]So I took Marvin to bed with me,|to spend the night,
[21752][21775]and in the morning, he just laid there.
[21777][21799]Oh, Marvin, Marvin, Marvin.
[21804][21832]Herbert, Herbert, Herbert.
[21840][21862]Oh, lm all right now.
[21882][21902]Oh, you... You mustn't cry, Herbert.
[21904][21928]Well, you know, I get choked up|when I think about Marvin.
[21930][21947]Yeah, but you mustn't. You mustn't.
[21949][21968]Don't you see? This is your chance
[21970][22010]to make a brand-new friend,|and Baby is such a darling.
[22012][22036]All right. lll... lll feed it|and make friends with it.
[22038][22058]Oh, good. Now, if you'll just go
[22060][22081]- and get his milk.|- But I have to dust some more.
[22083][22101]That's all right,|lll take care of it for you.
[22103][22115]- All right.|- And then remember,
[22117][22134]in about an hour, he gets his meat.
[22136][22163]- lll see you when you're all through.|- He gets his meat in an hour.
[22164][22194]First, lll bring him his milk.|Thank you very much, Katie.
[22196][22211]Right.
[22219][22253]Imagine that. A goldfish.
[22261][22278]Marvin?
[22279][22302]Oh, but he's sweet.
[22522][22546]What am I knocking?|A pet can't answer the door.
[22632][22651]That's Baby?
[23077][23096]That's a Baby, boy.
[23098][23124]That's a Baby, boy!
[23264][23290]Oh, that's some Baby, boy.
[23294][23320]lll feed him his meat.
[23352][23392]Get on the milk and slide.|That's good meat.
[23468][23494]This is some tidbit, boy.
[23542][23562]I don't believe it.
[23564][23589]That's some Baby.
[23591][23606]What a Baby!
[23672][23703]Ohh, I shur wish ah had to ta ma ole
[23705][23755]an never really founa|bodacious ma owe ya, has nu?
[23757][23770]They just told me to deliver...
[23772][23795]She said that she is very glad|that you took the time out
[23797][23811]to come up and bring her the mail,
[23813][23850]and that if in any way she can show|her appreciation, please do call on her.
[23856][23874]And that she just doesn't think|there are enough
[23875][23900]people in the world nowadays|doing things for each other.
[23902][23924]And besides that,|she likes you very much.
[23928][23947]Come along, dear. Come on.
[24028][24050]I don't know that.
[24138][24156]Oh, it's from him. Its from him.
[24157][24171]You don't understand. He wrote.
[24173][24204]He actually sat down|and wrote. He wrote...
[24329][24349]In a second.
[24371][24396]Oh, come on in.|Come on, come on.
[24398][24425]Mail for me? Aren't you sweet.|And swell too.
[24427][24447]I think you're so sweet, honest.
[24449][24486]You see, I so rarely get|any mail and lm so happy.
[24488][24523]And I repeat, you are a sweet,|swell sweetie-face.
[24525][24542]Well, thanks very much.|Here you are.
[24543][24563]There's three of them for you.
[24565][24584]Thank you.
[24604][24642]Sweet, swell, what a nut!
[24754][24784]Thanks for the mail|Now, baby, let's wail
[24956][24982]Herby. Herby, come over here.
[24985][25004]No. No, Herby.
[25006][25026]We never knock on that door.
[25028][25043]We never...
[25044][25071]...bother Miss Cartilage.|- We don't?
[25073][25105]You just go right along now|and deliver the mail in the next room.
[25108][25130]Thank you, Herbert.
[25291][25339]Yes? And to what do I owe|the honor of this visit?
[25340][25390]Pray, could it be that you are torn|inside out since our last meeting?
[25401][25424]No. I just came to deliver the mail.
[25431][25470]Oh, excuse me, kid.|I kind of got carried away a little.
[25472][25494]You see, lm rehearsing for a part.
[25495][25508]Oh, yeah, what part?
[25511][25526]Any old part.
[25527][25540]Nothing definite.
[25542][25571]I just want to be prepared in case|something comes along.
[25573][25597]- Oh.|- As a matter of fact...
[25598][25624]...would you mind helping me|rehearse a little?
[25633][25649]And what do you want I should do?
[25651][25678]lll close the door. You knock on it.
[25680][25711]lll answer it, and then you|can tell me if it's effective.
[25721][25735]Yeah, that sounds like fun.
[25737][25755]OK, lll try that out.
[25848][25904]You! You dare come back|after leaving me and the baby!
[25927][25940]I don't believe it.
[25954][25973]How was that one?|Pretty good, huh?
[25974][25994]Oh, yeah, that was very good.
[25996][26011]Let's do another one now.
[26012][26031]Only this time, don't knock.
[26033][26052]lll just kind of feel you there.
[26054][26078]Yeah, well, could you feel|a little easier this time?
[26079][26104]- OK.|- Thank you.
[26153][26175]Hi, honey.
[26183][26205]Gee, it's good to see you again.
[26221][26252]- I missed you.|- I like this scene.
[26253][26280]Its been a long time.
[26294][26314]What am I, crazy or something?
[26315][26353]Even talking to you after not hearing|from you for such a long time!
[26355][26397]Now, you stay out of my life|once and for all!
[26413][26430]I got it again.
[26456][26475]Say, you're wonderful.
[26477][26495]You really bring out the best in me.
[26497][26512]ld hate to see the worst in you, lady.
[26513][26539]To be perfectly truthful with you,|I don't wanna play-act no more.
[26540][26556]I wish you the very best of luck,
[26558][26584]and I think you'll make|a very terrific lion-tamer.
[26586][26611]Whatever I make,|I wanna thank you.
[26613][26628]You're a doll.
[26630][26651]Oh, I lost a cheek now.
[26653][26696]Oh, my skin of my back is caught|in the crack of the door. Lady.
[26707][26720]Lady. Open.
[26861][26878]Hello...
[26879][26906]...you great, big, beautiful...
[26907][26948]...blond male specimen|of sheer delight.
[26950][26969]- Blond?|- What's on your mind,
[26970][27005]except wanting to press|your lips to mine
[27007][27045]and wandering off into|ecstasy land with me?
[27047][27070]- Blond?|- Or is the sight of me
[27072][27111]throwing you so badly|that you cannot speak?
[27113][27127]Oh, I can speak, yeah.
[27129][27154]I just brought your mail.
[27156][27171]Ma!
[27182][27200]Oh, Ma!
[27295][27320]Girls! Herbert's leaving! Stop him!
[27506][27525]Is it a book? A movie.
[27527][27546]- Quotations.|- Quotations.
[27548][27564]How many words?
[27566][27596]- Ten. Twenty.|- Twenty-three.
[27649][27666]Good evening.
[27699][27725]Will you come in, sir?
[27784][27811]Is there anything I can do for you, sir?|Anything at all?
[27812][27848]Yeah, kid. Get out of my way.
[27924][27966]Is there anything I can get for you,|anything I can do for you or anything?
[27968][28005]Look, skinny, I come|to see my girl. She's...
[28019][28060]I forgot to find out which one that|you wanted to see and I ran out, sir.
[28062][28078]- Look, stupid.|- No, Herbert.
[28080][28094]- Stupid.|- Herbert.
[28096][28122]- Stupid!|- Stupid Herbert, that's right, that's me.
[28138][28153]That's better.
[28155][28172]Well, you shouldn't get upset, man.
[28174][28198]Because, mister,|I don't know the girls, see.
[28199][28225]- And that's why I ran back.|- Its a good thing you don't know her.
[28227][28242]I don't want you to know her.
[28244][28262]I don't want you to even look at her.
[28264][28287]No, I won't even ever look at her.
[28288][28307]What's the matter,|she's not good enough for you?
[28308][28323]Oh, she's good enough for anybody.
[28325][28339]- What?|- I didn't mean nothing by that.
[28341][28359]What do you want from my arm?|I didn't mean that.
[28361][28380]I mean, I don't wanna know her,|I don't wanna talk.
[28382][28394]I won't do none of those things.
[28396][28423]Just tell me who it is|and lll go get her for you, that's all.
[28424][28443]Her name is Gwendolyn Pearce.
[28445][28465]All right, Gwendolyn Pearce.|lll tell her.
[28467][28482]And who should I say is calling?
[28484][28516]- Willard C. Gainesborough.|- All right.
[28517][28536]The C is for killer.
[28538][28558]I was a little afraid that|it could've been that.
[28560][28573]- Now, beat it!|- lm gonna...
[28574][28594]And remember... don't look at her.
[28595][28615]- No, I won't look at her.|- Don't talk to her.
[28617][28631]I won't talk to her.
[28632][28661]- Don't get close to her.|- I won't get even close to her.
[28663][28682]- Don't get near her.|- No, I won't get near her.
[28684][28722]lll wave to her from another girl.|lll write a note that he's here, so...
[28724][28755]Because if I catch you getting|even close to her, it's over for you.
[28757][28773]- Over?|- You hear me?
[28775][28809]- Over. O-V-U-R, over.|- That's over.
[28810][28831]I was never so scared of anything,
[28832][28884]lll nev... It'll be over because lll|never touch nothing or any... Never...
[28900][28914]Herbert. Herbert.
[28916][28944]- I just spoke with Miss Welenmelon|- I don't understand this.
[28945][28969]- and I am so very proud of you.|- This man says, I should go
[28971][29004]- She said that she is terribly pleased|- and call the girl, but not to talk to her.
[29006][29027]- with the way you're doing your work.|- But what girl?
[29029][29075]- You are living proof of the old saying:|- Miss Gwendolyn Pearce.
[29077][29107]- "Good people are good things to be."|- How do I call her? I said ld call her.
[29109][29131]lll tell one of the other girls|or something like that.
[29132][29159]His middle name is C.|The C stands for killer.
[29161][29190]So if I do like he says,|then maybe I won't get in trouble.
[29191][29213]I think she kissed me. Oh, gee.
[29226][29240]Hey.
[29245][29271]- May I help you, sir?|- You sure can.
[29273][29305]Where's that skinny, unglued,|crew-cut cat that went after my date?
[29306][29324]Oh, you mean Herby.
[29326][29346]I mean, Herbert.
[29347][29385]He is probably looking for her,|and undoubtedly will be right down.
[29479][29506]- That man who's your date...|- Thank you very much, Herbert.
[29508][29533]Tell him lll be right down.
[29635][29651]Well, where's my girl?
[29653][29683]- Oh, well, I just wanted to tell you...|- Wait a minute.
[29684][29702]Wait a minute.
[29704][29723]- You went up to get my girl, right?|- Yeah.
[29725][29741]- You didn't get close to her, right?|- No.
[29743][29772]- You didn't get even near her, right?|- That's right.
[29782][29805]Now you come downstairs,|you got lipstick on your face.
[29807][29844]- Oh, that's not... When I...|- Hold it!
[29845][29866]I don't believe it.
[29870][29892]Do you know you're sitting|on my hat?
[29913][29938]Do you know that's|my brand-new hat?
[29948][30005]Do you know that you better get up|and give me my hat?
[30038][30061]Maybe we can get it weaved.
[30069][30090]Fix the hat.
[30113][30143]Put it on my head.
[30198][30226]I don't like it that way.
[30305][30326]Is that all right?
[30333][30350]No.
[30395][30414]Would you like it that way?
[30416][30440]No, I think it would be good...
[30442][30460]Like that?
[30471][30497]Should I start it over?
[30501][30519]Do something.
[30610][30631]I don't like it that way.
[30648][30669]Oh, my hair.
[30674][30686]Comb my hair.
[30739][30758]That's better.
[30761][30785]Put the hat on my head.
[30789][30818]What did you do to the lining?
[30849][30868]I like the brim down.
[30882][30911]Not all the way down.
[30956][30974]lll get that off.
[30976][30988]You'd better.
[30990][31003]Is that good now?
[31004][31035]I can't see out of my left eye now.
[31044][31065]Get the hat off!
[31072][31087]- I know, lll just...|- Comb it again.
[31088][31102]Yeah, OK.
[31103][31121]How's that?
[31127][31140]Fix it right.
[31192][31208]That's better.
[31210][31254]Thank you. There's just...|Can I get that strand hanging?
[31256][31274]Please do.
[31281][31303]That's my eyebrow.
[31337][31369]No, what happened to my hat?
[31458][31487]Darling. I see you've met Herby.
[31488][31507]Yeah.
[31511][31525]Yeah, I met Herby.
[31527][31545]lll fix...
[31608][31630]Look at me. Look at how I look.
[31631][31652]Look at how I look.
[31699][31717]What are you doing?
[32142][32175]Herbert. Not that room.
[32496][32513]Katie!
[32614][32641]- Hi.|- Oh, no.
[32649][32667]- Oh, no.|- Oh, but...
[32669][32684]- No!|- Oh, but I...
[32686][32719]- No! No!|- Oh, but, I wouldn't...
[32774][32803]Was it something I said?
[33667][33701]Say, kid, why do you look so strange?
[33703][33741]I don't know. I looked like that|from the first day I was born.
[33754][33780]Say, tell me something.
[33782][33819]Did you ever see someone|that you thought you met before?
[33823][33836]lll be a son of a gun.
[33837][33868]That's what I was just thinking that|very minute that you said that.
[33873][33907]- You're kidding.|- No, I was saying to myself just now,
[33909][33926]"Herbert"...That's my name, Herbert.
[33927][33947]"Did you ever see someone|that you thought you saw...?"
[33949][33978]I thought I saw you before.|Did I meet you here some time?
[33979][34008]Well, very honestly, kid,|you probably saw one of my pictures.
[34010][34038]That's it, yeah. Up on one of|the girls' dressers I must have saw it.
[34040][34062]No, one of my films on the screen.
[34064][34091]Oh, you mean in a newsreel?|You were in an accident?
[34093][34113]No, no, kid.
[34115][34132]Look, don't you ever go to movies?
[34133][34149]Yeah, all the time.|I love to go to movies.
[34151][34166]I go special to see the cops|and robbers.
[34168][34191]One time, I just want to see|the robbers win, once.
[34196][34221]Well, in that case you must have seen|one of my movies.
[34222][34267]lve always played the ga... the robber,|who's been trying to win for years.
[34269][34297]But you know how it is,|crime doesn't pay.
[34302][34326]But really...|Are you in the movies, really?
[34328][34341]A movie star?
[34349][34373]That's what lve been trying to tell you.
[34393][34405]lm George Raft.
[34418][34433]Yeah?
[34449][34460]You are, huh?
[34461][34479]Then you would know|and prove it by telling me,
[34480][34506]what was the name of the movie|you was in where you flipped the coin?
[34508][34520]Scarface. Satisfied?
[34522][34542]No, because anybody would|know the name of that movie.
[34544][34578]Show it to me by proving|that you can flip the coin.
[34583][34619]- Oh, this is getting ridiculous.|- Chicken.
[34622][34667]No, lm not chicken. lll prove it.
[34692][34705]George Raft, huh?
[34707][34732]So good you aren't with a coin, right,|Mr. Raft?
[34751][34768]What's the matter, wise guy?
[34770][34783]Anybody can miss.
[34785][34820]- lm not infallible.|- And you're not George Raft, either.
[34822][34841]Look, lm George Raft.
[34842][34857]Please believe me.
[34859][34889]Look, aside from playing robbers|on the screen,
[34891][34913]I used to do a lot of dancing|in my pictures, right?
[34914][34940]Yeah, well, I saw him do|some of that dancing, yeah.
[34941][34965]All right, then give me your hand|and you be the girl.
[34967][34993]Forget it, there's no being no girl.|I don't wanna know who you are.
[34994][35013]There's no dancing,|plus the fact I can't follow.
[35014][35030]Please dance with me, won't you?
[35032][35049]All right, just once.
[35051][35065]lll put on the phonograph and see...
[35067][35093]Oh, lll put it on. You stay right here.
[35153][35172]lve never done this before.
[36064][36087]Hello, Fay. You all right?
[36105][36143]lm sorry, Herbert, I didn't see you.|Yes, lm fine.
[36151][36180]Yeah, you're fine, all right.
[36182][36204]You're a fine fibber.
[36220][36234]Well...
[36236][36266]...to be perfectly honest,|lm not so fine.
[36277][36302]I had an audition and...
[36308][36327]ld rather not talk about it,|if you don't mind.
[36342][36382]Oh, no... I don't mind if you don't want|to talk about it.
[36417][36433]You didn't get it, huh?
[36457][36473]No, I didn't...
[36475][36498]...and I guess I never will.
[36509][36535]Well, you certainly won't|if you say you won't.
[36536][36564]You gotta learn, Fay,|you have to think negative.
[36571][36601]- You mean positive.|- Yeah, positively.
[36603][36636]I mean, that's what I meant,|to think that way.
[36638][36651]Because, I mean, really,
[36652][36691]you can't expect a stranger|that meets you just for a moment
[36693][36715]to think any more of you|than you think of yourself,
[36717][36736]after knowing you for so long.
[36739][36753]Right?
[36764][36784]I guess you're right, Herbert.
[36801][36828]But I get so depressed sometimes.
[36837][36860]I don't know if I can explain it...
[36886][36905]...but I always feel...
[36915][36944]...that there isn't anyone|in the world but me.
[36962][36994]That everyone else has gone|to a happier place and...
[37005][37029]...it just isn't my turn yet.
[37041][37066]I don't know, does that sound silly?
[37072][37096]No, it doesn't sound silly, except...
[37098][37112]...it sounds silly.
[37113][37132]Well, no,|what I mean to say is that,
[37134][37164]I think the only time you|should feel that way
[37165][37191]is when you know|no one cares for you.
[37193][37220]And as long as there are those|that care for you,
[37222][37242]you shouldn't feel that way.
[37251][37280]I don't know of anyone|who really cares for me.
[37289][37321]Well, I care for you, Fay,|and lm an anyone.
[37334][37356]Oh, that is nice, Herbert.
[37370][37388]And you're nice.
[37464][37481]And I hope we're not imposing.
[37483][37500]Oh, of course not.
[37501][37523]And it certainly didn't take|you people long
[37525][37550]getting around to paying me|that visit we discussed.
[37552][37572]Oh, well, we do things quickly,|Miss Welenmelon.
[37574][37602]Oh, lm terribly sorry.|This is my associate Miss Reed.
[37603][37633]She's in charge of|research and information.
[37634][37655]Well, lm very happy to know you,|Miss Reed.
[37657][37674]Oh, thank you, Miss Welenmelon,
[37676][37702]and it really is a delight|to finally meet you.
[37704][37748]I loved watching you years ago|when I went to the opera with my dad.
[37749][37765]He was one of your biggest fans.
[37767][37805]Yes, and there were many, many more|fans that would love seeing you again.
[37806][37852]You know, on our telecast, we play to|over 50 million people in one night.
[37854][37873]Fifty million?
[37874][37897]- Isn't that right, Miss Reed?|- Yes, 50 million people.
[37898][37916]My heavens.
[37918][37955]Well, how does your program work?|Is it done in your studio?
[37956][37969]Well, no, no, not actually.
[37970][38013]You see, what we really do is to bring|the cameras and the crew to you.
[38015][38027]In your home.
[38029][38063]That's why the show is called|Up Your Street.
[38069][38096]Well, it certainly sounds exciting.
[38098][38123]And I would love doing it.
[38125][38150]Oh, Mr. Zousman,|isn't that just divine?
[38151][38166]That's just wonderful.
[38167][38201]Now, Miss Reed will fill you in,|and we'll be ready in no time at all.
[38836][38870]All right, fellas, coffee break's over!|Back to work!
[38991][39005]Thirty-one.
[39011][39044]Hold, hold it, hold it.|Watch this cable over here.
[39161][39186]The cable.|That guy has the cable.
[39268][39285]- Watch the cable.|- Whoops.
[39383][39405]Magneto head.
[39440][39457]Hey! Hey, kid!
[39459][39471]Hey, you up there!
[39473][39492]I want to see if my panel|is working yet.
[39494][39516]Will you say something into|the microphone for me?
[39519][39546]- Now?|- Oh, just a second.
[39575][39590]OK.
[39603][39642]Come in, Tracy. Pear Shape. Over.
[39646][39681]Geronimo!
[39721][39742]Are you all right, man?
[39744][39767]Was that too loud?
[39771][39785]Wait.
[39905][39919]Mister?
[39921][39937]Mister?
[39948][39964]Mister?
[39992][40006]Mister?
[40025][40045]Oh, mister, lm sorry.
[40047][40085]lm awfully sorry.|Here, let me get you up.
[40095][40131]Wow, you really fell into that thing.|Are you all right, mister?
[40133][40146]You OK?
[40147][40178]lm sor... Are you all right?
[40212][40235]But are you all right?
[40448][40496]lm... O... K!
[40950][40972]All right, five minutes,|five minutes, everybody!
[40973][41007]Let's look sharp.|Five minutes to airtime.
[41448][41471]Hey, will somebody up there|give me a test on this?
[41500][41513]Geronimo!
[42045][42063]Let me see so I can...
[42065][42089]- Herbert!|- You look great!
[42096][42139]Yeah, lm very, very...|I dressed up. I just dressed up.
[42140][42160]When are we gonna|be on television, when?
[42166][42196]Hello, New York. This is a test.
[42209][42227]Eight seconds.
[42229][42249]This is five.
[42294][42316]Good evening. This is Del Moore.
[42317][42352]May I once again welcome you to the|show that doesn't come from a studio,
[42353][42380]a show that wasn't made|in some far-off land,
[42382][42429]a show that can and does come|from Up Your Street.
[42431][42455]And here, folks, is your host|for Up Your Street,
[42457][42493]Westbrook Van Voorhis.|Mr. Van Voorhis.
[42495][42509]Good evening.
[42529][42563]Tonight we are going to visit two|outstanding personalities.
[42564][42587]One from the world of|old show business
[42588][42609]and one from the world of sports.
[42611][42647]Our sports figure is none other|than Audrey Whitefish,
[42648][42691]the little 123-pound,|red-haired lass from Dublin,
[42692][42742]who is the first lady ever to swim|the Mississippi River, lengthwise.
[42744][42756]And the other personality,
[42758][42796]a favorite of mine for years,|and lm sure a favorite of yours,
[42798][42825]Miss Helen N. Welenmelon.
[42826][42841]Yes, ladies and gentlemen,
[42843][42875]it's been a long time since|Miss Welenmelon retired,
[42877][42921]and lm sure you'll be as thrilled|to see her once again as I will.
[42923][42957]And we can then tell the story of what|she's been doing all these years,
[42959][42971]and why.
[42973][42992]All right, 30 seconds!
[43006][43024]Gosh, that's marvelous!
[43068][43099]- Excuse me.|- Sorry.
[43101][43127]ld just like to check|but there's a lamp there.
[43153][43171]Ten seconds.
[43199][43228]All right, get ready,|we're coming out of commercial.
[43229][43256]Miss Welenmelon, lm so excited and|glad. You're gonna be on television.
[43258][43283]If you're gonna mention my name,|just say it's Herbert H. Heebert,
[43285][43309]and it's Milltown Junior College,|and lm much taller in person.
[43310][43326]Hello, America! lm so glad for you.
[43327][43350]You're gonna be a famous person.|They'll see you in person.
[43351][43392]And here she is,|Miss Helen N. Welenmelon.
[43394][43407]Oh, I think they said your name.
[43409][43427]They said your name...
[43444][43471]And a good evening to you,
[43472][43519]Mr. Van Voo... Van Voorhis.
[43525][43565]I am most happy to have you on|Up Your Street.
[43567][43598]I don't know where he came from,|but she's trying to be polite to him.
[43599][43620]Helen N. Welenmelon.
[43622][43669]Well, it certainly has been|a very exciting...
[43671][43700]...and a most delightful experience...
[43702][43729]...preparing for this electronic meeting...
[43731][43771]- My button's stuck on your carnation.|...with you, Mr. Van Voorhis.
[43773][43829]And we, too, have been excited about|seeing you again, as I said before.
[43830][43852]My button is stuck on her flower.
[43853][43885]Tell me, Miss Welenmelon...
[43891][43925]...being as curious as I know|the viewers are...
[43927][43940]I got free just then.
[43942][43978]What about the size|of the big house you occupy?
[43989][44008]Would you mind telling us about that?
[44010][44025]Tell him.
[44027][44050]Not at all, Mr. Van Voorhis.
[44052][44081]- I... You see...|- They're calling me.
[44083][44108]...when the late Mr. Welenmelon|and I were married,
[44110][44134]we wanted to have a lot of children,
[44136][44186]that is, a large family,|is what I really meant to say.
[44188][44223]But unfortunately...
[44225][44279]...Mr. Welenmelon was taken from me|just shortly after we were married.
[44281][44310]So we really didn't have|much of a chance, you see.
[44312][44326]Yes, indeed I do.
[44328][44374]But we happen to know that you do|have many children actually,
[44376][44389]do you not?
[44391][44419]Yes, I do, Mr. Van Voorhis.
[44421][44472]And lm quite sure, due to modesty,|ladies and gentlemen,
[44474][44508]Miss Welenmelon hesitates to tell us
[44509][44544]something we kind of found out|in our own sneaky little way:
[44554][44593]That she went through a pretty rough|time of it when she started out,
[44595][44624]and therefore gives|room and board to the ladies
[44626][44649]that are trying to do the very|same thing
[44651][44689]she tried and succeeded in doing,|many, many years ago.
[44691][44746]Well, thank you for the kind words,|Mr. Van Voorhis,
[44748][44790]but you know the old saying, "The...
[44808][44873]"The giver gets and the taker has|and the receiver wants."
[44889][44909]Yes, indeed I do. But first,
[44911][44945]a little surprise we have for you,|Miss Welenmelon.
[44947][44981]Your number one helper,|Herbert Heebert, and some of the girls,
[44982][45011]put on a little performance before|our cameras this morning,
[45013][45034]which we will now show you.
[45482][45515]If you hate wine
[45517][45550]Don't go to Paris
[45552][45588]Asleep by nine
[45590][45620]Don't go to Paris
[45622][45686]If there'll be no Mimi or Louisa
[45689][45754]Pass it by|Don't apply for a visa
[45767][45801]If love's a bore
[45803][45831]Don't go to Paris
[45832][45861]Behind each door
[45863][45903]You'll find romance
[45907][45947]Better go somewhere else
[45952][45984]Don't take a chance
[45988][46023]For if you want a place that's quiet
[46025][46068]And you're living on a diet
[46070][46134]Stay away from France
[46162][46192]Sans boire du vin
[46193][46221]N'allez pas  Paris
[46223][46251]Entre chaque porte
[46253][46283]On trouve ce qu'on veut
[46285][46328]Si votre coeur a vieilli
[46332][46377]Don't take a chance
[46385][46439]But if you like to live a trifle
[46440][46464]Having fun beneath the Eiffel
[46466][46496]Come with me
[46503][46564]To France
[47122][47174]We really hate to cut the kids' show,|but unfortunately, as you know,
[47176][47204]there is still a great deal|for us to do.
[47206][47229]So may we take a quick look
[47230][47267]at the rest of your lovely home,|Miss Welenmelon?
[47268][47305]Yes, indeed, Mr. Van Voorhis.|Won't you come this way?
[47496][47532]Oh, Miss Welenmelon,|we're still on television. lm glad!
[47546][47571]lm sorry, I didn't know|that you were busy.
[47572][47594]This is... Oh, excuse me.
[47595][47611]This is my glasses.
[47613][47644]- This is the elevator, Mr. Van Voorhis.|- Yeah, this is the elevator.
[47645][47671]- It takes us from floor to floor.|- Floor to floor.
[47672][47697]And in a house this size, you know...
[47698][47714]You have to have a large...
[47851][47906]And good night|from Up Your Street.
[48127][48155]I can't do it.|You better show me again.
[48175][48198]Its all that lipstick that makes it bad.
[48199][48224]There's not much. lm sorry.
[48260][48275]All right, now, listen, Herbert.
[48276][48346]"Red roses ruin regular reasons|rightly read reading."
[48347][48360]Now say that.
[48365][48382]"Red roses ruin regular reasons."
[48384][48403]Red roses...|Red roses ruin regular reasons.
[48405][48418]- Redden roses?|- No.
[48420][48441]- Red roses ruin regular reasons.|- Red roses...
[48443][48474]"Now, please practice playing pool|politely, poorly, proudly."
[49642][49667]Hi, honey.
[49780][49805]What is that? Its mov...
[51834][51866]Boy, what imagination|can do for you.
[51905][51926]Ma!
[52194][52214]Early in the morning|Work, work, work
[52216][52235]Early in the morning|Do not shirk
[52237][52247]Rum pum pum
[52249][52264]Miss Welenmelon.
[52265][52287]Oh, Miss Welenmelon. Miss...
[52289][52324]Oh, Welenmelon. Miss Welenmelon.|Miss Welenmelon.
[52326][52340]Katie?
[52387][52410]Baby's loose!
[52412][52431]Baby's what?
[52446][52474]Baby's what?|Say Baby ain't.
[52488][52522]Baby. Hurry up, Baby.|Come on, Baby, where are you?
[52523][52562]Say that ain't true.|Say it's a lie, Baby ain't.
[52564][52579]Baby... Oh!
[52580][52593]Oh, it's true.
[52603][52624]Where Baby?
[52636][52656]lm scared!
[52672][52693]All right, Baby. Baby!
[52694][52720]Come on, Baby. Come here, Baby.|Come here, Baby.
[52722][52766]Come on, Baby, where are you?|We're looking everywhere for you.
[52797][52824]Save me from that thing.
[52826][52842]Is it out there?
[52844][52859]Nice Baby.
[52860][52883]Oh, lm scared to death.
[52910][52941]- Oh, Herby, Herby, Herby.|- Its Herbert, Herbert, Herbert.
[52943][52967]And just what, may I ask,|is so funny?
[52968][53001]You are, Herbert. Now, why don't you|just simmer down and relax.
[53002][53031]- Baby won't hurt you.|- Yeah, but does Baby know that?
[53033][53068]Just as soon as I can find him,|lll show you how harmless he is.
[53086][53106]There you are.
[53107][53148]- Where?|- There he is, right behind you.
[53150][53170]I don't believe it!
[53183][53196]Oh, Baby.
[53198][53223]Now, where were you?|You come right on out here.
[53224][53256]Well, come on. Yeah, that's good.|Come on.
[53258][53278]Good. That's a good dog.
[53284][53317]Oh! Oh! Get it away.
[53318][53336]That's gonna bite again.
[53337][53358]That... I wouldn't...
[53359][53378]lm... That thing bit me.
[53380][53404]lm... It attacked me from...
[53406][53429]I wasn't even ready.
[53430][53450]And lm a coward.
[53468][53506]Gee, lm sorry lm late, kids.|Have any of you seen Herby around?
[53507][53533]- No.|- Why, you doing Macbeth tonight?
[53542][53565]No, smart aleck.
[53566][53583]The heel broke on my shoe,
[53584][53605]and I just wanted him|to go to the shoemaker
[53607][53634]and get it fixed before it closes.
[53651][53676]Oh, and when you find him,|will you tell him to pick up my TV set?
[53678][53690]I left it at the repair shop.
[53692][53717]I don't know what we did|until Herby came along.
[53719][53745]He irons sheets for me|like you don't believe.
[53747][53767]Whoever got that idea|to make him feel needed
[53768][53794]every time he wanted to leave,|ought to get a medal.
[53796][53810]It works every time.
[53829][53848]Are you all finished?
[53852][53879]Does anybody need Herbert|for anything else?
[53881][53915]I wonder if any of you have|ever really needed Herbert,
[53916][53943]just to sit down and talk to.
[53946][53959]Well, I did.
[53960][53977]He's really very...
[53978][53993]...smart.
[53995][54018]And very nice too.
[54021][54046]He'd make a wonderful guy|for some girl...
[54048][54073]...if she really needed him.
[54079][54114]I think we should all be very ashamed|at having deceived him.
[54130][54165]lll admit it's nice to be needed,|really needed.
[54174][54190]But to tell somebody you need them
[54192][54221]just so they'll stay around|and run errands for you,
[54223][54247]that's not so nice.
[54249][54290]Gee, honey, I don't think anyone|really meant to be unkind.
[54318][54339]lm sure they didn't.
[54344][54373]And lm sorry I made it|sound that way.
[54390][54416]Listening to your conversation...
[54424][54448]...I just couldn't help thinking that...
[54454][54496]...we're all a little guilty of deceiving|someone we care for...
[54504][54524]...and, more importantly...
[54525][54546]...who cares for us.
[54551][54591]We know you're right, Fay, but, gee,|how do we keep from losing him?
[54593][54611]You don't.
[54616][54646]If he wants to go, let him go.
[54657][54707]Did you ever stop to think that Herbert|is tired of being needed all the time?
[54716][54747]lll admit it's nice, but maybe|he'd really like to get out of here
[54749][54775]and do a little something for himself.
[54787][54832]Maybe he's tired of being|a handyman for a bunch of girls.
[54841][54868]Let him go if he wants to.
[54954][54971]Well, so long.
[55049][55079]lm not going out, like to shop.|Its just like...
[55081][55100]For a long time.
[55118][55137]Aloha.
[55139][55156]And... thirty.
[55157][55198]When the door slams, lm... my|life is out of yours.
[55264][55307]lm lea... lm packed to go out|and lm leaving.
[55309][55321]So long.
[55323][55363]As I start out,|there's no stopping me now.
[55373][55405]My feet are gonna really take me.
[55433][55449]That's it.
[55464][55487]Anybody...? Goodbye.
[55508][55561]OK, well, all things have to come|to an end, and that's now, the end.
[55594][55610]So long?
[55629][55652]Farewell and...
[55682][55702]You sore about something?
[55721][55739]Herbert.
[55886][55912]We really want you to stay.
[55919][55959]We'd be the happiest girls in the world|if you'd never leave.
[56055][56091]We didn't want to tell you|we needed you just to keep you here.
[56103][56132]Actually, we need you very much.
[56135][56164]But not just to run errands for us.
[56177][56208]We need you because|you're a nice person.
[56209][56239]And nice persons|are needed everywhere.
[56253][56272]We just figured that...
[56274][56311]...you were tired of working|with a bunch of girls, and that...
[56313][56334]...maybe you'd like to go|someplace else,
[56335][56362]where you can think|of yourself more.
[56397][56428]Well, that's all very nice,|what you said, and...
[56430][56460]And to tell you the truth,|and be very honest with you,
[56462][56481]I don't really know|why I was leaving.
[56483][56530]I mean, I like it here very much,|and I like everybody a lot.
[56538][56560]And I like to be needed.
[56564][56584]But honestly needed.
[56593][56621]And, well, after what you just said...
[56624][56658]...I wouldn't leave here|for anything or anyone.
[56676][56696]Oh, Herbert.
[56698][56728]Its Herby. H-E-R-B-Y.
[56729][56744]Herby.
[56748][56760]Yeah.
[56919][56935]Its just Baby.
[56937][56957]That little...
[56958][56977]That small dog.
[56979][56995]Its got a big throat, that's all.
[56999][57033]Baby. Where are you, sweetheart?
[57034][57066]Baby. Sweetheart.
[57072][57091]Little Baby.
[57215][57236]Ma.
[57238][57265]Ma! You see that pussycat?
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